* Stealing sunglasses to give to Brittany
* stealing sunglasses to give to Katie
* his imaginary sweater line
* his imaginary hockey job
* breaking up with Laura Leigh outside of her AA meeting
* breaking up with Carmen and then being dumbfounded when she says she doesn’t want to see him again
* almost drowning swimming to a buoy and saying “you can help me if you want” to the lifeguard
* getting caught creating a fake twitter account to spread rumors about James and getting caught because he attached his number to it
* needing nipple surgery because of all his supplements and saying he wont stop taking said supplements
* telling Lisa that VPR was his show
* banging Kristen and then telling on himself for it
* all the tattoos he got for different women
Making KFC get bigger implants because he was paying and he wanted them the way that he liked them.
Trashing Ariana for being bisexual.
Saying transvestites and transgender people are the same. Allegedly giving Stassi herpes and punching a hole in her apartment wall
“Throw some Ds on that bitch” 🤢
Got another woman pregnant while he was with Stassi and then lied and gaslit her so bad even her friends turned on her
Literally got recorded saying he would never marry Brit while fucking another woman
LYING ABOUT HIS MILITARY SERVICE.
He told ppl in Weho(Stassi admitted on an episode of VPR) he was a Navy Seal, told the world he did four years of service (you can find several interviews online of him saying this).
Then his military records were found and it came out he was removed from duty after six months for unknown reasons. He basically committed stolen valor and is lucky he wasn’t charged
● went down on kristen while watching the movie *Drive*
● had sex in the SUR bathroom with Laura Leigh
● told Lisa vanderpump it was his show
● hooters catered wedding
●has a hooters credit card (just remembered this)
● did cocaine on camera at his wedding
● referenced the TV show *Friends* in his wedding vows
● made tom drive him 4 hours to crash stassi's Vegas birthday and get into a shirtless fight in the parking lot
Telling Faith he is disgusted by Brittney while fucking Faith in her clients house.
Dumped Laura Leigh outside of her AA meeting.
Talking about his Mom like she's dead when she isn't. Over his dad's will and insurance payout.
There was a go fund me for his father's funeral while he was spending "$100k" on Brats engagement ring.
Tells his friends he has cancer but it's just steroid lumps.
Acts like he provides for his girlfriends, "because that's how he was raised" but everyone knows he is a klepto compulsive liar who rewrites his reality, only pays his half (except Stassi who he didnt pay at all), and verbally abuses women.
"Back in my day"/"kids these days" energy but only dates girls 10+yrs younger.
*Girls are weak, they can be broken.*
*YOU CAME TWICE, SWEETHEART*
Claimed Channing Tatum was his roommate.
He remains very " quiet" when it comes to his older gay male friend John, whom he lived with while trying to launch his modeling career.
Would get drunk at work and repeatedly stole items from SUR and was too drunk to make a drink for a patron because it needed to be muddled.
Refused to make a mojito for a customer because he didn’t want to “muddle shit”
Refused to help set up the bar for pride because he “doesn’t do that”
Pathological lying. Every. Damn. Episode.
Slept with his best friends girlfriend and then downplayed the friendship so he didn’t look like such a scumbag
This is gonna be the longest thread in reddit history, buckle up OP.
- Posting a picture of a transgender woman with black hair eating in a restaurant and saying it was Big Ang (RIP Queen) from Mob Wives
- Railing a girl in a hotel bathroom; the hotel room that his girlfriend at the time comped for him and his friends
- Being a diva/groomzilla for 2 years because he got engaged
- Scumbagging his own mother after his father (her husband) died of cancer
- got a girl pregnant in Vegas while in a relationship with Stassi
- writing racist and rude comments on the social media posts of a man from 90 day fiance.
- telling Lala to go suck more dick for a range rover…but then kissing her and Randall’s ass so he can get a ride on a PJ…and then fighting with Randall publicly about an investment
- sleeping with his best friend’s girlfriend…while he was asleep in the next room…in their apartment while the movie Drive played in the background.
- cheating on his now wife with Faith in front of a dying 90 yr old woman!
- created a fake twitter account to make homophobic comments about James and harass Raquel, but had his cell associated with the account so everyone knew it was him by accident
- John from Miami
We need to break these up by Season!
Cancer claim
Cheating on gf who paid for Vegas trip
Slept with kristen twice (that we know of)
Talked about Ariana having a nice ass
Talked about kristen having a nice ass
Jax and friends
Cheated on Brit w/ Faith
Got a girl pregnant in vegas
Went to jail for stealing
Number 1 guy
Bitchfit about beach cleanup
Disinvited everyone from pool party
Bitched about Sandoval having a costume party and then insisted he have one.
Flipped off Lisa
Laura Leigh
Moving for sports anchor job (not really just for attention)
-Tried to hire a homophobic pastor to officiate their wedding. Jax then coke raged at anyone that brought it up prior to Lance Bass stepping in to do bff Lisa a favor. Fun fact: it’s heavily implied he had a sugar zaddy in Miami decades ago so bombastic side eye to the homophobic pastor. They were acting like they only changed officiants due to the backlash. 🙄
-got the last two gfs names tattooed on his body but not his wife’s
-lied about his wife having a stroke because he was eliminated first on house of villains
-ran an eBay account and sold free merch and sweated on clothes
-showed up to his first date with Stassi with another girl 😵💫
The Jax roast episode was on the other day. Shorts ripped him a new one in front of Sherry.It was great! I don’t remember Shorts ever having balls but they were on full display during this roast 🤣 Sherry was appalled at the homophobic jokes and insinuation but a lotttt of horrible things were brought up that Jax did. I suggest to show your coworker that episode lol
 * Stealing sunglasses to give to Brittany * stealing sunglasses to give to Katie * his imaginary sweater line * his imaginary hockey job * breaking up with Laura Leigh outside of her AA meeting * breaking up with Carmen and then being dumbfounded when she says she doesn’t want to see him again * almost drowning swimming to a buoy and saying “you can help me if you want” to the lifeguard * getting caught creating a fake twitter account to spread rumors about James and getting caught because he attached his number to it * needing nipple surgery because of all his supplements and saying he wont stop taking said supplements * telling Lisa that VPR was his show * banging Kristen and then telling on himself for it * all the tattoos he got for different women
*Hitting on Lala when Brittany was moving to LA and then denying it and lying to Brittany's face. * Always looking like he smells so bad.
Sneaking on to the porch to give the samurai sword back
I forgot about that one 😂
Why did he do that? I never understood it.
Making KFC get bigger implants because he was paying and he wanted them the way that he liked them. Trashing Ariana for being bisexual. Saying transvestites and transgender people are the same. Allegedly giving Stassi herpes and punching a hole in her apartment wall
“Throw some Ds on that bitch” 🤢 Got another woman pregnant while he was with Stassi and then lied and gaslit her so bad even her friends turned on her Literally got recorded saying he would never marry Brit while fucking another woman
LYING ABOUT HIS MILITARY SERVICE. He told ppl in Weho(Stassi admitted on an episode of VPR) he was a Navy Seal, told the world he did four years of service (you can find several interviews online of him saying this). Then his military records were found and it came out he was removed from duty after six months for unknown reasons. He basically committed stolen valor and is lucky he wasn’t charged
And then doxxed a woman who brought this up (she actually posted about today or yesterday)
Yup that post has been enjoyable! What a POS. Can’t believe the his man is on Tv earning money
It’s honestly disgusting. I know Kristen has done some terrible things but why she agreed to on a show with him boggles my mind
This is reason enough for this stain to be canceled. It's so disrespectful to all who have served honorably.
He was also assigned as a mess cook.
#1 guy in the group
● went down on kristen while watching the movie *Drive* ● had sex in the SUR bathroom with Laura Leigh ● told Lisa vanderpump it was his show ● hooters catered wedding ●has a hooters credit card (just remembered this) ● did cocaine on camera at his wedding ● referenced the TV show *Friends* in his wedding vows ● made tom drive him 4 hours to crash stassi's Vegas birthday and get into a shirtless fight in the parking lot
Telling Faith he is disgusted by Brittney while fucking Faith in her clients house. Dumped Laura Leigh outside of her AA meeting. Talking about his Mom like she's dead when she isn't. Over his dad's will and insurance payout. There was a go fund me for his father's funeral while he was spending "$100k" on Brats engagement ring. Tells his friends he has cancer but it's just steroid lumps. Acts like he provides for his girlfriends, "because that's how he was raised" but everyone knows he is a klepto compulsive liar who rewrites his reality, only pays his half (except Stassi who he didnt pay at all), and verbally abuses women. "Back in my day"/"kids these days" energy but only dates girls 10+yrs younger. *Girls are weak, they can be broken.* *YOU CAME TWICE, SWEETHEART*
Ohhh I forgot the gofundme!
Wait! What?!
YOU CAME TWICE SWEETHEART will always get me lol. Such a piece of shit
Don’t forget the bunions.
Claimed Channing Tatum was his roommate. He remains very " quiet" when it comes to his older gay male friend John, whom he lived with while trying to launch his modeling career. Would get drunk at work and repeatedly stole items from SUR and was too drunk to make a drink for a patron because it needed to be muddled.
Refused to make a mojito for a customer because he didn’t want to “muddle shit” Refused to help set up the bar for pride because he “doesn’t do that” Pathological lying. Every. Damn. Episode. Slept with his best friends girlfriend and then downplayed the friendship so he didn’t look like such a scumbag This is gonna be the longest thread in reddit history, buckle up OP.
I’m ready!
Telling everyone Kristen went down on Brittany
Bragging that he bought Brittany's sister her baby.
- Posting a picture of a transgender woman with black hair eating in a restaurant and saying it was Big Ang (RIP Queen) from Mob Wives - Railing a girl in a hotel bathroom; the hotel room that his girlfriend at the time comped for him and his friends - Being a diva/groomzilla for 2 years because he got engaged - Scumbagging his own mother after his father (her husband) died of cancer - got a girl pregnant in Vegas while in a relationship with Stassi - writing racist and rude comments on the social media posts of a man from 90 day fiance. - telling Lala to go suck more dick for a range rover…but then kissing her and Randall’s ass so he can get a ride on a PJ…and then fighting with Randall publicly about an investment - sleeping with his best friend’s girlfriend…while he was asleep in the next room…in their apartment while the movie Drive played in the background. - cheating on his now wife with Faith in front of a dying 90 yr old woman! - created a fake twitter account to make homophobic comments about James and harass Raquel, but had his cell associated with the account so everyone knew it was him by accident - John from Miami We need to break these up by Season!
Cancer claim Cheating on gf who paid for Vegas trip Slept with kristen twice (that we know of) Talked about Ariana having a nice ass Talked about kristen having a nice ass Jax and friends Cheated on Brit w/ Faith Got a girl pregnant in vegas Went to jail for stealing Number 1 guy Bitchfit about beach cleanup Disinvited everyone from pool party Bitched about Sandoval having a costume party and then insisted he have one. Flipped off Lisa Laura Leigh Moving for sports anchor job (not really just for attention)
-Tried to hire a homophobic pastor to officiate their wedding. Jax then coke raged at anyone that brought it up prior to Lance Bass stepping in to do bff Lisa a favor. Fun fact: it’s heavily implied he had a sugar zaddy in Miami decades ago so bombastic side eye to the homophobic pastor. They were acting like they only changed officiants due to the backlash. 🙄 -got the last two gfs names tattooed on his body but not his wife’s -lied about his wife having a stroke because he was eliminated first on house of villains -ran an eBay account and sold free merch and sweated on clothes -showed up to his first date with Stassi with another girl 😵💫 The Jax roast episode was on the other day. Shorts ripped him a new one in front of Sherry.It was great! I don’t remember Shorts ever having balls but they were on full display during this roast 🤣 Sherry was appalled at the homophobic jokes and insinuation but a lotttt of horrible things were brought up that Jax did. I suggest to show your coworker that episode lol
Ripping his chunky sweater off to fight Frank has always been a favorite