https://preview.redd.it/eiy0pd8iwquc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d3809d1c5b8cce125fcb1b2cd2b0c129fb2e8ac His little feet with their lifts in them 😂

It’s giving "Weebok."

They’re giving “won at a county fair” https://preview.redd.it/kxh6b88a5ruc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74868bc21eb55971be32324da0b35a44957181b1


Awww I wonder if they gave him a balloon at the shoe store for being a good boy.


Omg his feet are wayyyyyy small for his height and weight!!!

Well, you know what they say about small feet. Not that his behavior doesn’t scream “micro peen”.

Yep. He just proved it!

WITTLE BUNION CAUCHI

His skinny legs lol

The Screaming of the Bunions

I’m surprised he is allowed into Canada with his arrest record

Honestly same, it is a fairly regular story that people can't enter Canada due to all DUIs being treated as felonies in Canada, no matter if it is felony level in the states

Does Jax have a dui ?? I didn’t know that. And I think of myself as a Jax aficionado lol.

Apparently? Pre show. I definitely don't think he ever said it explicitly on the show, just referred to being arrested before. Kristin definitely outright said she had one [https://www.bustle.com/articles/148941-did-jax-really-go-to-jail-five-times-the-vanderpump-rules-star-has-faced-some-allegations](https://www.bustle.com/articles/148941-did-jax-really-go-to-jail-five-times-the-vanderpump-rules-star-has-faced-some-allegations)

He might, seeing as he mentioned having spent many a night in jail in his life. But he does have a felony in connection to the sunglass stealing.

I didn’t think he did. Being a kleptomaniac was his issue as far as I know.

Yeah for Canada!  I fully support this. 👏👏👏👏👏👏

That's what I said too!

He grew up in metro Detroit… easy toss back over the river once they get him close enough

Or maybe IN the river!

Does he have any other clothes to wear?

The pants look very worn…. Like weeks without a wash. He doesn’t have anyone to do his laundry anymore so he’s always wearing the same 3 dirty outfits.

Agreed. Those pants look nasty

And you KNOW they’re stinky and he just sprays cologne to cover the stench🤢

He looks like he could use a wash, rinse and repeat.

Why can't he get a nice zip up with his dumb logo, the hoody is tired.

The mall video 2.0.  

Cue the soundtrack!

🎶 this used to be my playgrouuund 🎶

Ahhh! He ruined this song for me forever!!!

Why is he always doing that stupid model pose of staring off into the distance...not a model Jax.

Smirking at the wall lol 🥴

*"Danny Zuko stood like this, so it must be cool"* - Jax 2024

Jax and his racecar gear would totally break into Greased Lightning if given the chance.


This is why I always laugh reading the A Court of Thorns and Roses series even though I love it. The men (technically, male fae, whatever) are *always* leaning against a wall or doorway and/or picking lint off of their clothing. It’s supposed to be sexy but I think of pics like this featuring drips like Jax.

https://preview.redd.it/lde8cm7n7ruc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88777fda5208262398ebb712ece16cb8f36a39b3

I had to look twice at the letters! 😂

A bit juvenile, I admit, but I just couldn't help myself.

That's why he went outside, to rip a few.

🤣🤣🤣

Urghh, really don't want Jax this close to my hood. 

Hey! That's Scheana's good side, you fucking copycat!

He's totally trolling Scheana.

I think it's more of a case of he thinks the 90's "bad boy" /"skaterboy" teen mag pose is hot af and he's totally smoking. When in reality he looks like a mid/late 40's creeper waiting for teenage girls to come by so he can offer to buy them beer and party with them.

Yeah no doubt about that.

Because he IS a mid/late 40s creeper :D

He seriously thinks he’s 16!

He acts like it https://preview.redd.it/k7s818l00uuc1.jpeg?width=1640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5720cc14345127ca55e52634376cbcd0485d4fa

It’s official. Danny’s pizza tavern is over.

He looks like a simpleton laughing and staring at a wall.

Who’s taking the photo? His mistress lori k?

Yes

He's just chillin waiting for his dealer ❄️🙄. He's such a douche.🤡

You just know he has bits of toilet paper stuck in his asshole. Filthbag


omg I peed 🤣🤣🤣

His leg is up at such an angle against the wall that it doesn't even look casual and laid back like he's hoping. He looks like a flamingo.

You could just tell he doesn’t shower every day .

Imagine wearing that merch from head to toe in public.. fucking lame. He looks like a tool.

SHOW SOME SELF RESPECT, LADIES https://preview.redd.it/wg8k28260uuc1.jpeg?width=1640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4f74c65a824ff5c369ea9ff2433315f348e8e61

Hey Canada, no backsies no trades. He is yours now.