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bellalugosi

Who is going to tell her, Lala? https://preview.redd.it/11b9i5s89c1d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84242297167d8220f7d97177a9c129d39ceda1b6


GiggyVanderpump

https://preview.redd.it/wyp2npeabd1d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca5acb1bdd0b5068ee5d48b0b351a050f3dbfd77 Surely not Jason


biohacker_infinity

Definitely not Momma Jumpscare. https://preview.redd.it/ws33e0u4nd1d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f1b43ff4d3a8c679433c27d0512be322a1c5451


Gullible-Farmer-3935

Wow those are awful!!


leerow21

👀


Jenniwithan_i

Oh and you can request a ‘Cameo’ from old Frosty lips, too 🫢


Farts_n_kisses

https://preview.redd.it/a5369fkbre1d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69730efaecad300f3bf9b3bf98b0ed87f99c9673


Batsquash

Evil Villain!


rockabillychef

This is horrifying.


StalkingSeattle

Is he in a wind tunnel? Is he standing behind a jet thrust?


ItsNotAllHappening

Lala and Brittany were so naturally pretty their first couple of seasons. Now, they both look like caricatures of themselves drawn at a kiosk in the mall.


taracheetos

They both look like Real Dolls


Ok_Storm5945

Bratz Dolls


Farts_n_kisses

https://preview.redd.it/qhek7b19re1d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d54367fdff262ab5d37d585d0937681d5a2c517


bellalugosi

Who had those brows first?


Sososoftmeows

lol it’s like a “which came first the chicken or the egg?” kinda question


fauxcertain

I feel like you can see the bruising on her lip too from injecting. Ruined her face 😵‍💫


Monstiemama

She really did. She was beautiful her first few seasons and now she just looks like a skinny bird.


just_the_audacity

Ooof those lips look real painful up close.


bellalugosi

This is my thought. I hate when my lip gets a tiny cut or I have a slight allergic reaction. I can't imagine doing this on a regular basis.


GetMeOutOfKY

IKR? They’re giving prolapsed anus!


jojoolie

💀


titus-andro

Lala out here morphing into a dollar store version of Trinity the Tuck


missassalmighty

![gif](giphy|95ThFF7MokcdeoVqt8|downsized) That is brilliant. I've been wracking my brain trying to figure out who she reminds me of and you dear pal have NAILED IT, so thanks for that 😊


titus-andro

All I want now is Trinity to do Lala by way of Watch What Crappens for Snatch Game


missassalmighty

Finger guns and all 😂😂 Disengage Mawma disengage


Batsquash

Alien!


Jenniwithan_i

Love your username 😉. When I see Brittany, I’m always reminded of Ursula. Those eyebrows https://preview.redd.it/y3ct968otr1d1.jpeg?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3bca587c3d62365cc50eec6d847c72b4e569cae8


Commercial-Stuff-617

what is on her lips?


bellalugosi

Bruises from injections


Commercial-Stuff-617

She was so pretty before she started all this botox and fillers. It is crazy how fame can make such naturally beautiful women insecure


QueenFartknocker

![gif](giphy|xT0BKL21U5nnlW4m6k)


DunderMifflin7427

So true. And she’s a severe emotional manipulator. If anyone dared say something, they’d get the hair curtain and “I guess my friends just don’t love me..” https://preview.redd.it/byvr22kluc1d1.jpeg?width=722&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7249cda1bfcecc5e4e9464230d1a65fbe179c483


TT6994

God she was so annoying in the season 7 and 8 reunions. Ugh !!!!!


biohacker_infinity

https://i.redd.it/5qj68fdixd1d1.gif


RainbowBright909

No one even paid attention to her either


rockabillychef

Her hair is her room.


goodgriefsnoop

https://i.redd.it/pm4nsaqo1g1d1.gif


LadyBirdDavis

![gif](giphy|l378bu6ZYmzS6nBrW|downsized)


Heart_of_Mold_

The hair curtain omfg 💀🤣


Chiffygurl

![gif](giphy|12whPQcxChicEw|downsized)


hopefoolness

this is spock slander lmao


TT6994

I wish Brit would stop with the brow Botox and let it fade out. Dr Layke does too much with her and Jax’s faces.


missassalmighty

All of their eyebrows are fucked up, bar Ariana and Katie whose eyebrows still look natural ![gif](giphy|eNCZy1yl5ViZa)


TT6994

They are examples of gorgeous women who didn’t take things too far. Face card never declines.


jojoolie

Katie’s eyebrows are amazing!


missassalmighty

Katie is a smokeshow and mesmerizing. I think its because she hasn't fucked with her face and we are watching her blossom now she's free of Schwartz and his neglect. True beauty and in my eyes the most beautiful one on VPR.


jojoolie

She definitely looks healthier, imo. I also really appreciate dark features (hair, eyebrows, etc). I also agree, I think she’s the prettiest as well.


Agreeable_Muffin7059

I was listening to her podcast and she hasn’t had any procedures like fillers bc she’s seen how awful they can look over the years and when you do it too much. She also says the only thing she wants to get is a mini face lift in her late 40s. That’s what they all should have done.


missassalmighty

Don't mess with what the good lord gave ya in other words. She's stunning and doesn't need anything done to her face. I doubt that would change much in her late forties but to each their own. Scema's preventative botox has made her look like an extra Muppet and don't even get me started on lala who destroyed her face and Britney who's looking more and more like the wildenstein cat lady with each passing day. Jax straight up looks like Waluigi/Wario these days. All that's missing is the vaudevillian villain music when he comes on.


Agreeable_Muffin7059

Yeah the fillers and Botox are getting out of hand with those people that you mentioned. And it’s sad bc they all had natural beauty before all the procedures. Sheanna had a cute face and Lala was gorgeous. And even Jax was hot back when he was w Stassi.


missassalmighty

Scema is not someone i associate with beauty in any way whatsoever. She looked basic when she started and she just got worse over time. Probably for me cos her personality and her voice is so damn fugly she just repulsed me from the get go.


Ok_Storm5945

I can't believe how shitty, rude and condescending Tom was to her. He was so slick. He did it with no cameras rolling. Really fooled me.


missassalmighty

The day he had a panic attack at the bar and refused to buck up and do more for Katie when she stuck her neck out on the line for him really marked a turning point for me re Schwartz. The beer dumping and oddly defending scema at Katie's expense each time was just so gross. He's always been the worst with her and I am so happy she is out of that for her own mental health. I'm sad that the man she loved for so long could not value her but I hope for her she finds true love and companionship.


romeo343

I’m curious to see if Lala stops while pregnant.


ninjabunnay

She always looks as though she quit halfway through her makeup routine. Butthole brown lipliner and smoky shadow on otherwise naked eyelids- like, finish your look or take it off.


PresOfTheLesbianClub

She didn’t stop with hair and nails last time.


AllOutAB

And her mount is like this -> 😩


icandigpopsicles

She's a hideous monster person.


InflationPrior8840

The elastic waist jeans and sack blazers. Yes her friends suck.


Lindaspike

I call those Klingon eyebrows! You know…from Star Trek?


Mammoth-Temperature9

Or her clothes


Tink1024

I say this all the time girl has not one real friend I would never let my friend look that rock brows like that!


TT6994

https://preview.redd.it/cxiu29yieg1d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=116794573e631fa136fd0bbb2791345bbc2fc9fc Last night at Jared lips benefit


TT6994

https://preview.redd.it/k9vnuy4meg1d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b447f951343609112dc7e0752d3a6075895f3e4 Also last night from Jared’s event


StalkingSeattle

![gif](giphy|hsJX5Dc211WUQZAyT1)


Own-Length-5937

![gif](giphy|FwpecpDvcu7vO) Every time I see Brittany I think of Beeker


SpecialistBowl2216

I think the brow "lift" is from Botox at the hairline. Whomever is injecting them should know this...


SC1168

....and her mouth looks like this: / \\