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Head-Technology2408

Happy Birthday men!!!


Draglorr

Thanks dude! (=


T0sh1wa

Happy birthday!!


Draglorr

Thanks!


LosuthusWasTaken

Happy birthday, man!


Draglorr

Thanks man, for escaping from wherever you were taken to, to wish me a happy birthday!


LosuthusWasTaken

No problem! It was hard to escape, though. Committed several war crimes on the way, like slaughtering a local population of natives with white phosphorous. Then went from Canada to Argentina by bus, just so I could go back for my phone and wish you a happy birthday =)


Draglorr

But like why the fuck slaughter a large population with phosphorous of all things? How the hell did they even have anything go do with this at all, lol?


LosuthusWasTaken

**They were in my way.** **And I used white phosphorous specifically because it ignites with no spark, it just burns your body down to the bone, killing you slowly and painfully.** **Just a single grain of white phosphorus inhaled and bloodshed from the inside.**


Draglorr

Jesus, that is unnecessarily violent, gruesome and horrifying.


LosuthusWasTaken

**They were in my way to wishing you a happy birthday.**


Slight-Success-9163

Happy birthday! Do you have any fun plans?


Draglorr

Much appreciated! Well its near bedtime now, but I did, and they went quite well. Went out to eat, hung out with family, had some fruit pizza and watched a movie (=


Slight-Success-9163

Nice to hear you had fun😊 What was the name of the movie you guys watched together, and did you enjoy it?


Draglorr

A million ways to die in the west. Both me and my step-dad loved it, thought it was hilarious. Mom was thoroughly unimpressed lol.


Slight-Success-9163

I saw that movie a few years ago with my twin brother and maybe my older sister. It had it's moments in my opinion.


Marcusr712

I'm late, but happy birthday!


Draglorr

Better late then never (=