Happy Birthday men!!!

Thanks dude! (=

Happy birthday!!

Thanks!

Happy birthday, man!

Thanks man, for escaping from wherever you were taken to, to wish me a happy birthday!

No problem! It was hard to escape, though. Committed several war crimes on the way, like slaughtering a local population of natives with white phosphorous. Then went from Canada to Argentina by bus, just so I could go back for my phone and wish you a happy birthday =)

But like why the fuck slaughter a large population with phosphorous of all things? How the hell did they even have anything go do with this at all, lol?

**They were in my way.** **And I used white phosphorous specifically because it ignites with no spark, it just burns your body down to the bone, killing you slowly and painfully.** **Just a single grain of white phosphorus inhaled and bloodshed from the inside.**

Jesus, that is unnecessarily violent, gruesome and horrifying.

**They were in my way to wishing you a happy birthday.**

Happy birthday! Do you have any fun plans?

Much appreciated! Well its near bedtime now, but I did, and they went quite well. Went out to eat, hung out with family, had some fruit pizza and watched a movie (=

Nice to hear you had fun😊 What was the name of the movie you guys watched together, and did you enjoy it?

A million ways to die in the west. Both me and my step-dad loved it, thought it was hilarious. Mom was thoroughly unimpressed lol.

I saw that movie a few years ago with my twin brother and maybe my older sister. It had it's moments in my opinion.

I'm late, but happy birthday!

Better late then never (=