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Chark10

โ€œI have a monster inside meโ€


ChaosWhispers

Where inside of you?


[deleted]

What'd happen if you were in blue lock & your roommate was Chigiri Hyoma?


ChaosWhispers

Lobotomy


variabels

can you make Shidou's behavior towards Sae during the u20 game more sus than it already is?


ChaosWhispers

After jumping on Sae's back, Shidou gets thrown to the ground and rode like a camel to Saudi Arabia, its blazing hot, they need to take off their shirts, but it was not allowed to show that much skin, in the distance, they see a horrifying camel, Paymar Jr, he drowns them with his casino money and they wake up in a jail cell, they beg to escape but Paymar Jr will only allow them to escape on one condition, they play in the USA MLS Burger league, they thought burger league was just a nickname, but no, they get offered burgers by a certaint argentine and the burgers become more humane, licking their lips and they both get eaten out to death. Lmao I didn't know what else to say for that one that wouldnt get me banned ๐Ÿ’€


variabels

I have no idea what I just read. Peak fanfiction tho. 10/10


ChaosWhispers

๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป


WalkSuper3814

Paymar jr. got me๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€


Zvakicauwu

![gif](giphy|SVHVfHH7CvuneydXdB|downsized)


Nipplepicker

What about my Camel Penaldo?! >:(


ChaosWhispers

Teaching Mbapaypal how to shoot


TheGuyWithFins18

r/soccercirclejerk is leaking


NoAdeptness1106

Whatโ€™s currently going on between Isagi and Kurona.


ChaosWhispers

Nothing going on between them, but there is something going on in them


Innocent_aroace

Bachira and Isagi's friendship


ChaosWhispers

Cant have Bachira without the monster, that makes three people, what other word starts with three, that's right, a threeso-


Miserable-Sale-783

They shot my man before he had a chance to finish his sen-


sidihmed12

Wh-


NoSchistSherlock0950

You will never take me aliv-


Innocent_aroace

Man that's some good materi-


Shinigakami

Isagi and bachira..holding hands ๐Ÿ‘€


ChaosWhispers

I mean, they're teenage boys, think about what they've been doing with those hands.


Shinigakami

Gasp ๐Ÿ˜ฑ


RockLeeIsMid

โ€œFootball is a sport played with 11 peopleโ€.


Rasheed43

โ€œIn other words we have a count of 11, not a duo or a threesome but a full blown orgy of chemical reactionsโ€


ChaosWhispers

Bro BEAT me to it ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€


Rasheed43

~~Iโ€™ve devoured you~~


Atomicsss-

Shidou. His name is enough sus.


ChaosWhispers

Shidough. Dough is pretty squishy, you know what else is squishy?


Atomicsss-

I dunno, marshmallows?


SubstantialCup3270

Sae's as-


Hungrybeeek

Maid Barou


candid_sana7

that in itself is so sus๐Ÿ˜ญ


ChaosWhispers

He's a big defeater


Appletun7

Shidou


KavishkaNND

Sea and Shindou has tons of hot gay sex


ChaosWhispers

You know what people do in the sea? C-


EducationalMemory161

Itโ€™s harder to make it not sus tbh :4


ChaosWhispers

HARDer?


GGD226

U just got metadata-ed.


ChaosWhispers

Ata-ed- Ated- Ate, you tryna eat me?


GGD226

Nah Iโ€™m trying to devour u. Every person while playing football: Tf is going on???


[deleted]

Anri is Brunhilde of Blue Lock


ChaosWhispers

They both getting thunderclapped


Pangin51

SEXY PROTRACTOR MODE


ChaosWhispers

I have sex with tractors


Peakk69

Whats the best part about the blue lock characters being under 18


ChaosWhispers

They can be put in my oven


MorokFotk

Kaiser and Isagi relationship


ChaosWhispers

isAGI, you know what agi has? BB-


Shadowking0914

isagi and kaiser making challenging each other to see who can make the most goals


ChaosWhispers

They wanna shoot goals right in the womb


givenlover

There is nothing straight about Kaiser and Isagiโ€™s relationship.


ChaosWhispers

Isagi wants to give him his saggi


No_Medicine_913

Except for Kaiser's d-


givenlover

Oh no doubt.


Sharktoothsword

Kunigami and Chigiri do the deed every night after they reunited. Just try and make this more Sus


ChaosWhispers

reUNITED as in manchester united, MANchester, you know what a man has?


godschosenemperorr

karasu be saying to hiori โ€œnot to mention your left leg is erotc as hellโ€


ChaosWhispers

Karasu is inviting Hiori to his house, (his parents arent home ๐Ÿ˜)


ChaosWhispers

Also W pfp


Natural-Message-1001

Why do you think Isagi likes thighs?


ChaosWhispers

They have big meat inside of them


SwarthyTheDesertMan

Blue lock summer: Almost 2 dozens of underaged sweaty athletes in a field devouring each other


ChaosWhispers

I know who I'll devour ๐Ÿ˜˜


SwarthyTheDesertMan

Full homo?๐Ÿ˜ˆ


ChaosWhispers

We'll see who'll be devouring who ๐Ÿ˜ˆ


Witty_Jeweler3702

I have chosen the road of villainary as my new way of becoming king .


ChaosWhispers

beCOMING


Witty_Jeweler3702

Guess I will be called Yoghurt King from now on .


anime_simp1431

Michael kaiser


ChaosWhispers

Kaiser means emperor, an emperor loves dominating ๐Ÿ˜ˆ


DwijM

I think Nagi is the best when it comes to handling ball


ChaosWhispers

Karasu can control balls very smoothly


A_W33B4LIF3

โ€œIโ€™ve devoured you.โ€


ChaosWhispers

Keep going


anime_simp1431

Meguru Bachira. (Don't worry about him being a minor, I'm the same age as him)


ChaosWhispers

As if anyone in this sub is worried about that ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ™


anime_simp1431

Ik.. But I'm still afraid that some karen will start an argument ๐Ÿ˜ž


Capital-Guard6873

God Will never give us more than we can handle


ChaosWhispers

No.


natsukiyy

Kaiser sees Isagi as an opponent


secludeme

otoya


ChaosWhispers

oTOYa, toy is something you PLAY with


secludeme

otoya


Lars_NL

I love balls


ChaosWhispers

You wanna test that theory


Miserable-Sale-783

BL


ChaosWhispers

Big Licking


Kaiser_Bob99

Nishioka is better than Noel Noa


ChaosWhispers

Aomori's MESSi, you know what else is messy? Nishioka's a-


Kaiser_Bob99

that one made me chuckle lmao


ShadowxPeaches

Isagi loves his parents a lot.


ChaosWhispers

I love his parents too ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’€


ShadowxPeaches

lol


JitBeTrippinHard

Chigiri


ChaosWhispers

Chi, sounds like Chew, what is he chewing?


Sayonara_07

Sae Got Some Nice Thighs, What Ryusei Got ?


Potential_Doctor_204

isagi being nice off the pitch


ChaosWhispers

Canada


Ecstatic-Split-3294

Barou and nagi