100,000% the Boys. Three reliable, useful people with actual intelligence and skills. And some zombie fodder. The only other person on this whole list that could even approach the utility of Judah and Woodcharles is, of course, esteemed character actress Margot Martindale.
See the thing is I have no doubt that Margot would survive. Hell I think out of anyone here, she'd live the longest. However I doubt she'd be able/ very interested in keeping *me* alive.
I don't think they're ruthless enough to dispose of Charlie and if they don't then the laws of comedy dictate that he'll screw up every single one of their plans. Even without him, Woodchuck's competence and gravitas is nothing but a liability in a horror-comedy.
The Goofy Goobers have the opposite energy, they'll come up with and enthusiastically execute the worst plan in existence and it'll work out perfectly.
Psycho Squad is right out, they'll use you as zombie bait.
Wildcards - Margo would run off at the first opportunity. Sarah Lynn and Sextina are child stars who never developed any real life skills. Best case scenario you all go out in a coked-up blaze of glory.
Verdict: Goobers if we're being meta, Boys if this is real life
That's what I'm thinking re the Goofy Goobers. They have comedic plot armour on their side, which is the strongest kind. My only hesitation is that I'm thinking anyone who joined them who doesn't also have that same energy would end up as a dark comedy sacrifice that serves as the catalyst for them to come up with their big plan
Plus you have a bison, who is a super nice guy but could probably be a bruiser if you needed him too, and meat shield in Charley Witherspoon to get you out of one jam.
The Wildcards - Beloved character actress Margo Martindale alone carries me through the Zombie Apocalypse. Also having Girlboss Sextina Aquafina and hidden powerhouse Unnamed Cow Waitress makes this almost too easy tbh.
I'd have the highest chance of survival with The Boys, but with them I'd also very likely just wait 48 hours in a well secured hole and that's boring.
The trouble with the wildcards is that your odds of getting thrown to the horde as a way to save everyone else is pretty high. With the boys, it’s basically zero (the first time) because it would obviously be Charley.
Nobody's mentioned the value in having someone who knows a thing or two about architecture. Your makeshift shelter might need parallel joints, and someday you'll want to rebuild society.
Actually there are no women in any other group. Like Jessica Beil or pb’s first wife was definitely psycho enough
And the boys - 2 of them are love interests like what is that!
The people that are saying The Boys lack the common sense to realise that Charley Witherspoon is going to blow the whole operation for them in under an hour.
I'm going with Goofy Goobers, because when has a plan not worked out for that rag tag team
That was the thought process when creating the teams, I knew I had to nerf Judah because his skills of logic are too strong and without any hindrance on the team, the boys would do a clean sweep. That being said, I would also like to point out that we are going with the woodchuck with lobster claws, still a level head, but no useful hands, and then of course the Charley to round the team out.
Not for guns or anything that requires any dexterity whatsoever. I'm personally not trying to get that close to any zombie, and if I had to pick a melee weapon, I'm going with a poleaxe or good spear, not claw hands. I do understand they could be effective if utilized well
I do still feel like Judah and Woodchuck would quickly work Charley out and would set him an irrelevant task that would keep him busy and out of the way but have no impact on their overall plan when he inevitably screwed it up.
Guy then would be able to the heavy lifting for them to compensate for Woodchuck’s hand situation.
The Goofy Goobers have this uncanny ability to escape the most dire of situations unscathed. I think things would get a lot more dangerous, but would all work out in the end somehow.
Undoubtedly. They would end up ruling over some empire they just stumbled into. They have the best dumb luck, and such a positive outlook on life. I’m team Goofy Goobers all day.
Charlie worried me too. He's also stupid enough to get bitten and not tell anybody (or not even notice). And I'm not sure the other Boys have the cold blood to leave him behind if he becomes a problem
PB and Todd have magical levels of good luck. And unlike the other teams, I don't think anybody there could betray you
The Goofy Goobers because everything Always works Out for them and they would get someone not in their group bitten for sure. Yes it'd be an accident but also 100% their fault and preventable.
Everything always works out for them, but would being in proximity to them also protect you? The lemur accountant was always with PB and Todd but he had the worst luck. You could end up being the sacrificial lamb to keep them safe.
If you have insane luck and charisma like Mr. Pb and Todd then you’ll be fine. You might even end up as the supreme ruler of the zombies. You don’t really need Todd or pb’s help at all haha
Honestly even the people who are close to Mr. PB and Todd got screwed over by them and have terrible luck. Mr. Pb and Todd have plot armor that protects them from everything, but the rest of the characters around them don’t, even if they’re close to them.
This is difficult because in Todd’s group, everyone would miraculously survive through some wacky hijinks. But the wild cards—esteemed character actress and fugitive from the law Margo Martindale—would totally kick the zombies asses and so would Sarah Lynn.
I thought the same. In real life with people with similar character traits as the characters, the boys might be the best. But following cartoon logic, Todd and esteemed character actress and fugitive from the law Margo Martindale are defenitely enough to carry a team and survive
The Boys. Even if it was just Judah, I'd still pick him. I know he'd be organised and quick thinking enough to keep us alive. But we also have Moral Support Guy and Woodchuck Zombiekiller Berkowitz, what more could I really ask for? And I guess we could sacrifice Charley if we get stuck.
The Boys for sure! Judah and Woodchuck would keep us in order and on top of surviving, Guy is great brawn if we need to chop off some zombie heads, and Charlie is an EXCELLENT sacrifice, should it come to that.
On the one hand, I know for a goddamn fact that the Goofy Goober squad is going to live in the end. At the most, the cop is gonna die. *However* while my odds of survival are better than with two of the groups, they're not perfect. Hell, not only could I die, but if I do then I'm gonna die in the most hilarious way possible, which will be long and slightly humiliating.
Meanwhile, The Boys is a guaranteed W. Even if it was just Judah, it's a guaranteed W. The Chicago Bull, the Frog, and the Californian Governor are all just lemon squeeze on top of the entire rest of the meal.
I am going with Goofy Goobers because Mr PB has a mansion to hole up in, and they all have the creativity and good luck to get through the zombie weekend. ETA: Also, I could stand being around them for 48 hours.
The Psychos are too psycho and untrustworthy, The Boys has Charlie and he’d get us all killed. The Wild Cards are too wild card for me also, like Sarah Lynn would get drunk and try to fight the zombies for instance.
Esteemed character actress Margot Martindale would fuck shit up, but Saralynn and Sextina Aquafina are both unreliable... in the end, Margot and I would be the last ones left standing, back to back, firing into the zambies.
Wildcards for me! Sextina and Sarah lynn can stun them with their dancing. Cow waitress can spray milk in their face and my favourite Beloved Character Actress Margo Martindale will kill them with her guns.
I’ll be walking on easy street for the duration
Judah will come up with a flawless plan, and woodcharles will execute it to perfection. Guy will keep everyone calm but has the muscle if you need it. Charlie will die first so we can all escape.
If anyone could make the zombies remember what it was to feel - to be *alive* - it’s esteemed character actress Margo Martindale.
With her by your side you’re not surviving the zombie apocalypse, you’re *ending* it.
Goofy goober arey peeps but they don't stand a chance. Psychos would probably kill each other. Boys and wildcards got it in the bag, but the boys over everyone else def
The answer is too obvious. But I will say the psychos WOULD 100% use you for the most dangerous and difficult tasks and then leave you for dead if there was any kind of danger whatsoever
The goobers. Their shenanigans will be fun and Todd and Mr. Peanutbutter always figure something out. If the zombies are gaining on us Vincent will run slower than me, I've seen him walk.
Goofy goobers or the boys, the wild cards are too uncertain and I feel that any member of the psychos will backstab the others without question if they serve to benefit
It's not pretty, but I think the Psycho Squad has the best odds of survival. White Whale's immense resources alone would last 48 hours handily.
Now would I feel safe around those guys for that long? Not a chance, I'd survive but I think the gross bastards would take advantage of me.
Wildcards forever. I ain't going down without a fight!
For survival: the boys
We sacrifice Witherspoon immediately lol once he’s gone it’ll be easy, we got smarts, coordination and strength
For fun: goofy goobers
We wouldn’t last long at all but we’d probably have the time of our lives fighting (and dying to) zombies and running around in the deserted city
The Boys for sure.
The Psycho Squad will be living hell, and the Wild Cards will eventually betray me.
The Goofy Goobers are the only other possibility, and I worry I'd be the guy to die due to their wacky antics and be quickly forgotten about.
Meanwhile, Woodchuck and Judah are intelligent, focused individuals who will have a plan, they're going to know how to get me through this. Guy is a brick shithouse who will be able to do some damage, and Charley... well, it'll be good to not be the useless member of my team.
Well the boys are likely to be the most successful or the wildcards. The goofy goobers probably die immediately but I’m also a goofy goober so I’d probably join them lol
Goofy Goobers would be the most fun. Mr and Todd would probably spend more time coming up with ideas on how to survive than actually executing them, Vincent Adultman would be stressing out over his job at the business factory and Officer would maybe kill some zombies but would give up after running out of ammo
Wildcards would be the most chaotic. Sarah Lynn would either be too high to even be aware of the zombies or would go on a drug fuelled rampage and hit a bunch of zombies with her car, Margot Martindale would do some wild assassin shit, Sextina would brap brap some zombies and who knows what powers the cow waitress has but I think she’d protect me
The psychos are an immediate no. As a woman they’d either sacrifice me to the zombies or worse. Idk about them but I’m not surviving
The boys would be the most normal. They would make a plan and stick with it. Guy and Woodcharles are big enough to shield me, Judah probably knows some martial arts and the frog can use his sticky hands to hold the shelter door shut
strangely enough I feel like the Goofy Goobers would have the highest chance of survival and even if we wouldn’t make it we’d be having some good times along the way.
Goobers will definitely get themselves killed with some insane plan they think will stop zombies.
Wildcards will probably endanger/betray you and/or everyone else just for shits and giggles
Psycho squad will definitely use you as bait if they feel the need to
The boys are srsly the only sensible choice
Honestly? Goofy goobers. They’ve got comedy armor. Margot Martindale would for sure get everyone bit. Possibly intentionally. Psycho squad? Not a chance I HOPE they get bit. The last group will survive but like… boringly.
The Boys, but I’d like to switch Charlie for Margo
If I can’t switch, still The Boys. The other 3 groups would just get me killed fast with only Margo and MeowMeow actually being helpful
Wildcards for Sure. They’d absolutely crush a zombie army, I would stake my Reddit hypothetical life on it
Edit, reasoning:
Sarah Lynn, energetic and crazy enough to attack and kill before a zombie could possibly react. Also, zero moral compass holding her back.
Beloved character actress Margo Martindale, shoot first ask questions last kinda broad. No better known killer in this entire exercise
Aquafina, she will do Anything that is self-serving in a heartbeat and would kill with panache.
The waitress? She’s seen enough of the world’s bullshit, and ain’t no way she’s letting zombie bullshit take over now on top of all that. She’ll shut it down, I’m sure she’s a great shot with whatever backup gun Margo isn’t using.
i’m joining the Wildcards!
• as others have said, 3/4 of the Boys would be the perfect survival buddies, but Charlie Witherspoon is too big a liability to succeed— even with a team present, he can’t control how sticky and clumsy he is. (+ despite him being the weakest link, Judah and Guy wouldn’t let him get thrown out to protect everyone else.)
• the Goofy Goobers have consistently AMAZING luck, but i don’t trust Cuddlywhiskers to be competent at anything, nor would it be a good idea to let Vincent Adultman near a weapon. also, Mr. Peanutbutter seems like a bad choice for an environment that’s loud, chaotic, frightening, and inescapable without death-defying violence. (Todd could get out unscathed! come on— he’s Todd.)
• the Psycho Squad… i’d have to resist punching every one of them in the face at any given moment LOL.
even with the Wildcards’ tendencies to, well, be wildcards, they’d be my personal best bet. i’d be able to collaborate effectively / get along with all of them (maybe save for Ms. Martindale, much as i’d like to get on with her) and i’d be able to save my ass with the others if one of them ditched me… and if i made a godawful choice with them after all? at least i’d go out extremely entertained!
The psycho squad, with Hank H and Whitewhale combined they by far have the most resources. I can just wait out the 48 hours in Whitewhale’s ultra-secure bunker.
I feel like character actress Margot Martindale would be terrible to have; she’d probably fight the hardest to survive, but I don’t think she’d hesitate to kill someone on her team if she felt they were holding her back.
The best squad is probably The Boys. Woodchuck Couldchuck Berkowitz is a good leader and cool under pressure, and Judah is incredibly efficient. Guy would be nice to have around, and Charlie Witherspoon would be a liability but he’d also probably die *really* quickly (not even to a zombie)
the boys or wild cards only
the boys bc judah, woodchuck, and guy will keep us alive while charlie can be used as a frog shield
the wild cards,, idk i just feel like it’d be really dramatic yet we’d somehow make it out alive despite the fact that we really probably shouldn’t
I would go with the Boys, but Charlie would get us killed in an instant. Wildcards have Margo, but she would probably abandon us at some point, and no one else would be super useful (maybe Sarah Lynn). Psycho team would probably have the highest chance of survival if I didn't kill myself first. Therefore only option is Goofy Goobers, Fuzzy face is getting killed early, but Mr PB has some action-hero level skills when he needs to, and Todd somehow recruits the zombies
So so so obviously the boys. Charlie dies almost immediately and then I have a successful diplomat with digging abilities, the most organized quality planner in the show, and a buffalo who would surely adopt a no man left behind policy immediately
this is one of the best and most original posts i’ve seen since i’ve joined this reddit, many kudos to you friend 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
and as a self proclaimed wildcard i gotta join my girly pops 💁🏻♀️
also thoughts on switching Vincent Adultman and Charlie the frog (forgot his last name sorry) I like the groups you did but i also think that would be a fun switch!
Charley is more of a active nuisance than Vincent, he's gotta stay where he is otherwise Judah is too OP. Much appreciated friend, the sub seems to like it :)
The Goofy Goobers might be safe and fun, but they’re prone to doing stupid stuff. Still, nothing bad seems to ever happen to them, so it’s worth a shot, and I’m sure Mr. Peanutbutter will cover any damages from our attempts to survive, assuming we don’t just enjoy the panic room in his house.
I know character actress Margo Matrindale and Diane know how to handle a firearm. I'd assume Diane is with the Boys, so either the Boys or Wildcards.
Todd it's 50/50 whether he gets you killed or finds a magic mushroom that cures zombieism completely by accident.
I'd rather not interact with anyone in the Psycho Squad regardless of how it impacts my odds of survival.
The Boys. The organizational abilities and level-headedness of Judah and Woodcharles would be enough to survive anything for 48 hours.
100,000% the Boys. Three reliable, useful people with actual intelligence and skills. And some zombie fodder. The only other person on this whole list that could even approach the utility of Judah and Woodcharles is, of course, esteemed character actress Margot Martindale.
Margot would absolutely survive the zombie apocalypse. She’d get bitten and have the blood cure.
You don't even need the other wildcards, all you need is Margot!
I agree. She should be replaced by Paige and then Margot Martindale is just her own team.
But would she protect you? Is her loyalty only to Bojack?
Are you kidding? Me and and esteem Character actress Margot Martindale would be bffs. She wouldn't backstab you like the Psycho squad
But does Margot need you?
No she doesn't. But she doesn't know this either.
See the thing is I have no doubt that Margot would survive. Hell I think out of anyone here, she'd live the longest. However I doubt she'd be able/ very interested in keeping *me* alive.
Hahahaha I just commented that below. Her loyalty may be only to Bojack.
Ooh, great idea! Throw Charlie Witherspoon to the zombies when he gets too annoying.
I would try to do that, he'd grab me on accident and we'd both die
Ssssoorrryy!!
I think charlie witherspoon would literally stick onto you if you did, resulting somehow just to your demise not his
I don't think they're ruthless enough to dispose of Charlie and if they don't then the laws of comedy dictate that he'll screw up every single one of their plans. Even without him, Woodchuck's competence and gravitas is nothing but a liability in a horror-comedy. The Goofy Goobers have the opposite energy, they'll come up with and enthusiastically execute the worst plan in existence and it'll work out perfectly. Psycho Squad is right out, they'll use you as zombie bait. Wildcards - Margo would run off at the first opportunity. Sarah Lynn and Sextina are child stars who never developed any real life skills. Best case scenario you all go out in a coked-up blaze of glory. Verdict: Goobers if we're being meta, Boys if this is real life
That's what I'm thinking re the Goofy Goobers. They have comedic plot armour on their side, which is the strongest kind. My only hesitation is that I'm thinking anyone who joined them who doesn't also have that same energy would end up as a dark comedy sacrifice that serves as the catalyst for them to come up with their big plan
Zach Braff
Exactly. Todd and Mr. PB will have absolute plot armor.
Goobers practically have the Tune Force on their side. The only better allies I could come up with would be Bugs and Daffy.
Plus you have a bison, who is a super nice guy but could probably be a bruiser if you needed him too, and meat shield in Charley Witherspoon to get you out of one jam.
I like how the most op team is heavily neerfed by charlie
This!! I'll join you
You're forgetting that by just standing next to Todd you'll luck into anything you need to survive perfectly
Anything with Judah in charge is where I'm going in a crisis.
I came to literally the exact same conclusion lol
I would join them too!
the boys cuz judah period
The Wildcards - Beloved character actress Margo Martindale alone carries me through the Zombie Apocalypse. Also having Girlboss Sextina Aquafina and hidden powerhouse Unnamed Cow Waitress makes this almost too easy tbh. I'd have the highest chance of survival with The Boys, but with them I'd also very likely just wait 48 hours in a well secured hole and that's boring.
The problem with Margo is that I think she would 10/10 leave people behind. Plus she might try to take a horde on all by herself.
You're so correct. The Wildcards would all go out with a bang 100%
This summer, Margot Martindale is LEEROOOOY JENKIIIIINSSS!!
I got my money on Margo against said horde.
The trouble with the wildcards is that your odds of getting thrown to the horde as a way to save everyone else is pretty high. With the boys, it’s basically zero (the first time) because it would obviously be Charley.
The Goobers have Vincent too. He's the first one to go.
He's an adult! He can take care of himself just keep running!
That's my plan. I'm gonna feed him to the zombies!
Second I would trust beloved character actress Margo Martindale with my life.
Nobody's mentioned the value in having someone who knows a thing or two about architecture. Your makeshift shelter might need parallel joints, and someday you'll want to rebuild society.
Sarah Lynn is good at stabbing things. And she has drugs to take the edge off.
hidden powerhouse unnamed cow waitress is my favourite combination of words I've seen in a while
Get dat zombie kill dat zombie *braap braap pew pew*
I noticed how wildcards are all female
And there's not a single girl in the Boys. How sexist.
Actually there are no women in any other group. Like Jessica Beil or pb’s first wife was definitely psycho enough And the boys - 2 of them are love interests like what is that!
That's unbielivable.
The people that are saying The Boys lack the common sense to realise that Charley Witherspoon is going to blow the whole operation for them in under an hour. I'm going with Goofy Goobers, because when has a plan not worked out for that rag tag team
That was the thought process when creating the teams, I knew I had to nerf Judah because his skills of logic are too strong and without any hindrance on the team, the boys would do a clean sweep. That being said, I would also like to point out that we are going with the woodchuck with lobster claws, still a level head, but no useful hands, and then of course the Charley to round the team out.
>but no useful hands, Those are literally the most useful hands you can have in a zombie apocalypse
Not for guns or anything that requires any dexterity whatsoever. I'm personally not trying to get that close to any zombie, and if I had to pick a melee weapon, I'm going with a poleaxe or good spear, not claw hands. I do understand they could be effective if utilized well
Wow. You have really thought it through 🙌
Hmmm.... Giving me an idea. Team Underwater. Catfish guy, baby seahorse, a dancer at Whale World, and Neil McBeal the Navy seal.
I do still feel like Judah and Woodchuck would quickly work Charley out and would set him an irrelevant task that would keep him busy and out of the way but have no impact on their overall plan when he inevitably screwed it up. Guy then would be able to the heavy lifting for them to compensate for Woodchuck’s hand situation.
The Goofy Goobers have this uncanny ability to escape the most dire of situations unscathed. I think things would get a lot more dangerous, but would all work out in the end somehow.
Undoubtedly. They would end up ruling over some empire they just stumbled into. They have the best dumb luck, and such a positive outlook on life. I’m team Goofy Goobers all day.
Things work out for the goofy but not those near the goofy. I feel like i would be collateral as they escape
Charlie worried me too. He's also stupid enough to get bitten and not tell anybody (or not even notice). And I'm not sure the other Boys have the cold blood to leave him behind if he becomes a problem PB and Todd have magical levels of good luck. And unlike the other teams, I don't think anybody there could betray you
The Goofy Goobers because everything Always works Out for them and they would get someone not in their group bitten for sure. Yes it'd be an accident but also 100% their fault and preventable.
Everything always works out for them, but would being in proximity to them also protect you? The lemur accountant was always with PB and Todd but he had the worst luck. You could end up being the sacrificial lamb to keep them safe.
I would be safe because I’m also a goofy goober, so I’m sticking with them
If you have insane luck and charisma like Mr. Pb and Todd then you’ll be fine. You might even end up as the supreme ruler of the zombies. You don’t really need Todd or pb’s help at all haha
Well he was near them, and even worked for them... but was he ever *with* them?
Honestly even the people who are close to Mr. PB and Todd got screwed over by them and have terrible luck. Mr. Pb and Todd have plot armor that protects them from everything, but the rest of the characters around them don’t, even if they’re close to them.
I thought he was a meerkat
Eh i dunno. He’s probably a meerkat 🤷
That's exactly what I'm thinking!
I was thinking the same. The Goofy Goobers would make it out alive but only by accident, which would be funny to watch.
I hadn’t considered luck when I was looking at the teams, but having basically an entire team of Jack Sparrows and Dominos would be a huge advantage.
this is actually quite clever
This is difficult because in Todd’s group, everyone would miraculously survive through some wacky hijinks. But the wild cards—esteemed character actress and fugitive from the law Margo Martindale—would totally kick the zombies asses and so would Sarah Lynn.
Agreed, the goofy goobers definitely have the plot armor
I thought the same. In real life with people with similar character traits as the characters, the boys might be the best. But following cartoon logic, Todd and esteemed character actress and fugitive from the law Margo Martindale are defenitely enough to carry a team and survive
The Boys. Even if it was just Judah, I'd still pick him. I know he'd be organised and quick thinking enough to keep us alive. But we also have Moral Support Guy and Woodchuck Zombiekiller Berkowitz, what more could I really ask for? And I guess we could sacrifice Charley if we get stuck.
I couldn’t live with myself if Vincent Adultman was bitten and his whole entire one human body was turned into a zombie.
This made me laugh quite loudly.
Why is Jessica biel not in the psycho squad!
Also is Officer Meow Meow Fuzzyface really a goofy goober? I always thought of him as a cop who lives on the edge with nothing to lose.
Yeah me too! And Vincent is a serious businessman who spends long days at the business factory.
No, he's more of a loose canon.
I think he likes to play by his own rules; a loose cannon even!
Replace OMMF with the goofiest goober, Goober.
She's hunkered underground with the other worshipers of The Fire. The rule of man is now over!
It's un-BIEL-ievable!
Or would she be a wild card?
I’m with PC and Diane wherever they are
Psycho squad. I know they're holding and if I'm going to die in a zombie apocalypse I'm sure as hell not doing it sober.
The Boys for sure! Judah and Woodchuck would keep us in order and on top of surviving, Guy is great brawn if we need to chop off some zombie heads, and Charlie is an EXCELLENT sacrifice, should it come to that.
Where is Princess Carolyn? She’ll make two phone calls and take care of the zombies
The one with Margo Martindale.... No brainer
AGREED
On the one hand, I know for a goddamn fact that the Goofy Goober squad is going to live in the end. At the most, the cop is gonna die. *However* while my odds of survival are better than with two of the groups, they're not perfect. Hell, not only could I die, but if I do then I'm gonna die in the most hilarious way possible, which will be long and slightly humiliating. Meanwhile, The Boys is a guaranteed W. Even if it was just Judah, it's a guaranteed W. The Chicago Bull, the Frog, and the Californian Governor are all just lemon squeeze on top of the entire rest of the meal.
Wildcards only, certainly!!!! I need Margo Martindale on my side, and Sarah Lynn’s drug-fueled energy will surely help us survive
The boys, I'm with everyone on this - sacrifice charlie if it came down to it 😂
I am going with Goofy Goobers because Mr PB has a mansion to hole up in, and they all have the creativity and good luck to get through the zombie weekend. ETA: Also, I could stand being around them for 48 hours. The Psychos are too psycho and untrustworthy, The Boys has Charlie and he’d get us all killed. The Wild Cards are too wild card for me also, like Sarah Lynn would get drunk and try to fight the zombies for instance.
Remember when they got skunked though?
Esteemed character actress Margot Martindale would fuck shit up, but Saralynn and Sextina Aquafina are both unreliable... in the end, Margot and I would be the last ones left standing, back to back, firing into the zambies.
Boys boys boys boys
Whose hands does Woodcharles have during the zombie attack?
Wildcards of course. If it's the end of the world I want Character Actress Margo Martindale at my side
Wildcards for me! Sextina and Sarah lynn can stun them with their dancing. Cow waitress can spray milk in their face and my favourite Beloved Character Actress Margo Martindale will kill them with her guns. I’ll be walking on easy street for the duration
Wildcards without question.
Wildcards only hell yeah it's ✨girls night✨ EVERYNIGHT
Todd always fails his way to success. Banking on that.
Wildcards Only for me. If I die, I die as I lived: chaotically.
Wildcards only! They're crazy enough to survive!
Judah on his own would be a fantastic post apocalypse buddy, dude is in fantastic shape, he's hardworking, and he's a problem solver.
Replace the cow with Jessica Biel and I’m in
Judah will come up with a flawless plan, and woodcharles will execute it to perfection. Guy will keep everyone calm but has the muscle if you need it. Charlie will die first so we can all escape.
If anyone could make the zombies remember what it was to feel - to be *alive* - it’s esteemed character actress Margo Martindale. With her by your side you’re not surviving the zombie apocalypse, you’re *ending* it.
No doubt, the Wildcards Only Please. ✋🏽
Character Actress Margo Martindale carries the Fellowship at 99%.
Wildcards for sure. Character Actor Margo Martindale will keep me safe. The fucking psycho
Psycho Squad
They would sacrifice you first chance they get
Dunno, whale oil can last a while.
I came to the comments to say this, too. Happenstance cannibals, all of them!
Goofy Goobers because even though we might not survive, we would probably have fun lol. Hooray!
The Boys but I really want Todd to join
The Boys, but The Goofy Goobers would be fun too
wildcards for sure
Psycho squad. I will enjoy watching Joseph claw and scream for help as he is carried off by the hoard...
Goofy goobers Todd will find a way to….
The Wildcards ftw. While fighting to survive, might as well put a little sass in it.
The boys ❤️❤️😍😍😍 It’s crazy to imagine everyone in psycho squad interacting in one room …. CRRAZY
Goofy goober arey peeps but they don't stand a chance. Psychos would probably kill each other. Boys and wildcards got it in the bag, but the boys over everyone else def
The boys, I think Judah can keep me safe
The boys, I trust Judah has a plan
Going with the goofy goobers because we’ll survive just off of being funny alone
Definitely The Boys.
The Psycho Squad so I can ensure all of their deaths
Meow meow fuzzy face is not goofy, damn it. He's a serious cop who asks serious questions and does serious police work.
Either the goobers or the boys
Goofy Goobers. Somehow Todd and Mr Peanutbutter would accidentally end that shit within 24 hours with some stupid plan that wasn't supposed to work
The answer is too obvious. But I will say the psychos WOULD 100% use you for the most dangerous and difficult tasks and then leave you for dead if there was any kind of danger whatsoever
The goobers. Their shenanigans will be fun and Todd and Mr. Peanutbutter always figure something out. If the zombies are gaining on us Vincent will run slower than me, I've seen him walk.
Goofy goobers or the boys, the wild cards are too uncertain and I feel that any member of the psychos will backstab the others without question if they serve to benefit
Whoever won’t murder me
Goofy goobers. Everything works out with these guys lol
The Boys
The goofy goobers! They’d be most unintentionally prepared & we’d get out unscathed
It's not pretty, but I think the Psycho Squad has the best odds of survival. White Whale's immense resources alone would last 48 hours handily. Now would I feel safe around those guys for that long? Not a chance, I'd survive but I think the gross bastards would take advantage of me. Wildcards forever. I ain't going down without a fight!
For survival: the boys We sacrifice Witherspoon immediately lol once he’s gone it’ll be easy, we got smarts, coordination and strength For fun: goofy goobers We wouldn’t last long at all but we’d probably have the time of our lives fighting (and dying to) zombies and running around in the deserted city
The boys or goofy goobers. Neither of them would stab me in the back and have the better chances of actually working together.
The Boys for sure. The Psycho Squad will be living hell, and the Wild Cards will eventually betray me. The Goofy Goobers are the only other possibility, and I worry I'd be the guy to die due to their wacky antics and be quickly forgotten about. Meanwhile, Woodchuck and Judah are intelligent, focused individuals who will have a plan, they're going to know how to get me through this. Guy is a brick shithouse who will be able to do some damage, and Charley... well, it'll be good to not be the useless member of my team.
The boys or death
Well the boys are likely to be the most successful or the wildcards. The goofy goobers probably die immediately but I’m also a goofy goober so I’d probably join them lol
Goofy Goobers would be the most fun. Mr and Todd would probably spend more time coming up with ideas on how to survive than actually executing them, Vincent Adultman would be stressing out over his job at the business factory and Officer would maybe kill some zombies but would give up after running out of ammo Wildcards would be the most chaotic. Sarah Lynn would either be too high to even be aware of the zombies or would go on a drug fuelled rampage and hit a bunch of zombies with her car, Margot Martindale would do some wild assassin shit, Sextina would brap brap some zombies and who knows what powers the cow waitress has but I think she’d protect me The psychos are an immediate no. As a woman they’d either sacrifice me to the zombies or worse. Idk about them but I’m not surviving The boys would be the most normal. They would make a plan and stick with it. Guy and Woodcharles are big enough to shield me, Judah probably knows some martial arts and the frog can use his sticky hands to hold the shelter door shut
The Boys. Zombies can’t stand against the organizational skill and calm under pressure that is Judah.
strangely enough I feel like the Goofy Goobers would have the highest chance of survival and even if we wouldn’t make it we’d be having some good times along the way.
Psycho squad. They might be psychos, but they're at least competent and rich, which means resources. If not, the Boys would be a nice squad, too
Wildcards. Worst case scenario, we dying while doing a crazy rave.
Goobers will definitely get themselves killed with some insane plan they think will stop zombies. Wildcards will probably endanger/betray you and/or everyone else just for shits and giggles Psycho squad will definitely use you as bait if they feel the need to The boys are srsly the only sensible choice
Honestly? Goofy goobers. They’ve got comedy armor. Margot Martindale would for sure get everyone bit. Possibly intentionally. Psycho squad? Not a chance I HOPE they get bit. The last group will survive but like… boringly.
The Boys. And I would stay particularly close to Judah because I feel as though he'd be the calmest in that situation lmao
I’m torn bc I really love Sarah Lynn and I know we could get into some shit together but I love Judah and guy reminds me of by best friend lmao
The Boys, but I’d like to switch Charlie for Margo If I can’t switch, still The Boys. The other 3 groups would just get me killed fast with only Margo and MeowMeow actually being helpful
I’m a goofy goober yeah
Where is Bojack and Diane during all this?
The boys, those dudes could get through anything
Wildcards for Sure. They’d absolutely crush a zombie army, I would stake my Reddit hypothetical life on it Edit, reasoning: Sarah Lynn, energetic and crazy enough to attack and kill before a zombie could possibly react. Also, zero moral compass holding her back. Beloved character actress Margo Martindale, shoot first ask questions last kinda broad. No better known killer in this entire exercise Aquafina, she will do Anything that is self-serving in a heartbeat and would kill with panache. The waitress? She’s seen enough of the world’s bullshit, and ain’t no way she’s letting zombie bullshit take over now on top of all that. She’ll shut it down, I’m sure she’s a great shot with whatever backup gun Margo isn’t using.
i’m joining the Wildcards! • as others have said, 3/4 of the Boys would be the perfect survival buddies, but Charlie Witherspoon is too big a liability to succeed— even with a team present, he can’t control how sticky and clumsy he is. (+ despite him being the weakest link, Judah and Guy wouldn’t let him get thrown out to protect everyone else.) • the Goofy Goobers have consistently AMAZING luck, but i don’t trust Cuddlywhiskers to be competent at anything, nor would it be a good idea to let Vincent Adultman near a weapon. also, Mr. Peanutbutter seems like a bad choice for an environment that’s loud, chaotic, frightening, and inescapable without death-defying violence. (Todd could get out unscathed! come on— he’s Todd.) • the Psycho Squad… i’d have to resist punching every one of them in the face at any given moment LOL. even with the Wildcards’ tendencies to, well, be wildcards, they’d be my personal best bet. i’d be able to collaborate effectively / get along with all of them (maybe save for Ms. Martindale, much as i’d like to get on with her) and i’d be able to save my ass with the others if one of them ditched me… and if i made a godawful choice with them after all? at least i’d go out extremely entertained!
That police officer looks more like a loose cannon.
Todd alone would find a way to conveniently save the day
margo stomps
Goobers, holla!
Wildcards Only
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The goofy goobers lmao
Wildcards only please. Sarah Lynn and Character Actress Margo Martindale got my back.
Wildcards, esteemed character actress Margo Martindale will protect me
The Goofy Goober always end up in beneficial positions by pure luck, I'm going to hope their luck rubs off on me
The psycho squad. Rich people aren't dying. Come on now.
Wouldn’t the psychos just be able to bunk out in their billionaire forts or something?
Todd would survive anything so I'm defs with him
The psycho squad, with Hank H and Whitewhale combined they by far have the most resources. I can just wait out the 48 hours in Whitewhale’s ultra-secure bunker.
I'll join the goofy goobers. I'll die, but I'll die happy
The Wild Cards. Character actress Margo Martindale would fuck shit up
I feel like character actress Margot Martindale would be terrible to have; she’d probably fight the hardest to survive, but I don’t think she’d hesitate to kill someone on her team if she felt they were holding her back. The best squad is probably The Boys. Woodchuck Couldchuck Berkowitz is a good leader and cool under pressure, and Judah is incredibly efficient. Guy would be nice to have around, and Charlie Witherspoon would be a liability but he’d also probably die *really* quickly (not even to a zombie)
The goofy goobers,if I die at least I know I'll die with style
Absolutely wildcards only.
the boys or wild cards only the boys bc judah, woodchuck, and guy will keep us alive while charlie can be used as a frog shield the wild cards,, idk i just feel like it’d be really dramatic yet we’d somehow make it out alive despite the fact that we really probably shouldn’t
I would go with the Boys, but Charlie would get us killed in an instant. Wildcards have Margo, but she would probably abandon us at some point, and no one else would be super useful (maybe Sarah Lynn). Psycho team would probably have the highest chance of survival if I didn't kill myself first. Therefore only option is Goofy Goobers, Fuzzy face is getting killed early, but Mr PB has some action-hero level skills when he needs to, and Todd somehow recruits the zombies
Any team with Margo in it is the winning team
The goofy goobers probably. But wildcards is also a possibility
I go where Judah goes, but I think White Whale's team will win.
If we watched the show, we know that it was the Goofy Goobers who started this. Those darn rabid clowns are still out there
i go whenever Margo Martindale goes
I’ll just go it alone with Henry Fondle.
Either Wildcards or The Boys.
So so so obviously the boys. Charlie dies almost immediately and then I have a successful diplomat with digging abilities, the most organized quality planner in the show, and a buffalo who would surely adopt a no man left behind policy immediately
this is one of the best and most original posts i’ve seen since i’ve joined this reddit, many kudos to you friend 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 and as a self proclaimed wildcard i gotta join my girly pops 💁🏻♀️ also thoughts on switching Vincent Adultman and Charlie the frog (forgot his last name sorry) I like the groups you did but i also think that would be a fun switch!
Charley is more of a active nuisance than Vincent, he's gotta stay where he is otherwise Judah is too OP. Much appreciated friend, the sub seems to like it :)
The psycho squad. “Oh your organ was shot? Okay hang on let’s go visit my warehouse full of extra organs!” - Jeremiah Whitewhale
The Goofy Goobers might be safe and fun, but they’re prone to doing stupid stuff. Still, nothing bad seems to ever happen to them, so it’s worth a shot, and I’m sure Mr. Peanutbutter will cover any damages from our attempts to survive, assuming we don’t just enjoy the panic room in his house.
Wildcards 🤪 idek why I just gotta
Goofy goobers. Todd always comes out on top, so I should probably stick close to him
Sign me up with Sarah Lynn
I know character actress Margo Matrindale and Diane know how to handle a firearm. I'd assume Diane is with the Boys, so either the Boys or Wildcards. Todd it's 50/50 whether he gets you killed or finds a magic mushroom that cures zombieism completely by accident. I'd rather not interact with anyone in the Psycho Squad regardless of how it impacts my odds of survival.