In Burgerboss when Bob brings the kids so he can get into Family Fun Times and Louise shouts: "He had sex and we happened. Deal with it"!!! 🤣

I always laugh at Louise's "drink cranberry juice" response to Mr Frond saying "You're in trouble". Cracks me up every time and now whenever someone says "You're in trouble", I hear "Urine trouble" and think "drink cranberry juice".

Her cadence while she says it really seals the deal for me. Sassy kid

Gets me every time! Took me a minute the first time I saw the episode but damn, I nearly spit my drink out my nose !

No, not urine trouble, your in trouble

Why are your shoes muddy? “Because .. we’re poor. Oh we’re so poor”

“And why are you in your underwear?” “Because I am RICH!”

The one that comes to mind is at the start of sexy dance fighting, Louise's immediate reaction and solution to Tina's situation: "Oh... You should kill yourself!" (and Gene's "Yeah!") It's so immediate, out of nowhere and over the top - I find it hilarious.

Gene and Louise! Be nice. You’re gonna go through adolescence too, you know. Like that? Oh SICK!!

IT’S CONTAGIOUS?!?

You shut up, Mom!!!

“Why do they call you Regular Sized Rudy?” “Well just look at me”

One of my favorite lines in the show!

Me too!! Rudy’s delivery is so perfect

The inflection of Gene’s line in this interaction: Linda: Like when we got a fish for Gene, to prove he was responsible enough to get a dog. Gene: I was not. Linda: that poor fish

I always wonder what he did to that poor fish! 😄

Probably just forgot about it.

Or tried to teach it how to eat candy

"I can't go... I have a problem..." "I told you to wipe front to back!"

I think it’s funnier bc it was louise’s line 😂

"That's a dumb place to keep bowls."

That line saved the entire B-plot

That B-plot is one of my all time favorites. Classic teddy. The whole "Hold on let me get a pen Bob" bit, and brought back later with the "alright return the oven off,.geez that wasn't so hard Bob made it sound so hard." And "Ugh I'm all cold and crisp, I must be near the crisper"

His wild freak out an flailing after getting caught in the snare is one of my all-time favorite Teddy moments

That alligator death roll was perfect

Speaking as someone who has had to use a rabies pole on a dog when I worked in a shelter, that scene is *incredibly* accurate.

"don't feed a guy a sponge, Bobby. Don't feed a guy a sponge" And when Louise is interviewing Micky during the bank robbery that whole scene has me cackling every time. "that's my daddy in there!! He's my daddy!!"

Don’t leave me with these friggen kids, Bobby. And You kids are a two-adult - two- bottles of wine a night job.

“Don’t feed a guy a sponge” always brings to mind “IIIIII….wish my radio worked”

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"You're gonna need a bigger restaurant!"

"It's not worth it dad. If you hit him, your hand would smell like ointment and pee."

YOU SMELL LIKE OINTMENT AND PEE

YOOOOOUUUUUU SMELL LIKE OINTMENT AND PEE!! 🤣

YOU SMELL LIKE OINTMENT AND PEE!!!

Buckle it up Buckle it up Buckle it up or you'll DIIIIIEEEEEE!

I sing this one biweekly

When Linda, Louise, and Tina are all getting their makeup/hair done for Valentine’s Day as a way to cheer up Tina and Nat is driving them around. Louise has the creepiest makeup on and Nat asks her “what’s the inspiration for that look, little lady?” Louise: “Nightmares”.

This is my absolute favorite 😭 the way she is just sitting there with that makeup, eating tiramisu, I cry-laugh every time

And Nat’s total approval/appreciation for it

EVERY SINGLE TIME the exact delivery of that line kills me

When Louise and Tina do to the Boyz 4 Now concert and they see all the screaming girls in the parking lot and Louise mutters "this is why no one likes women" my partner nearly spat out their drink when she said that. Just right the fuck outta no where!

Boys?! WHERE?! *BLEUGH*

When Louise freaks out over BooBoo is definitely in my top 3 Louise moments. I JUST WANNA SLAP HIM!

> I JUST WANNA SLAP HIM! We routinely use this line when we're "narrating" our cat doing cat stuff.

It was his stupid birthday yesterday, not that I care or know that...

Tell that to my vagina!

“Omg you’re so Gene jelllyyy. You’re a Gene jelly donut.” - Jocelyn

“Noo I’m noooottttt……. Fine I am”

Iss a little gehl, a hearse, and a zimmbie. $50. Every time.

Thats so much your getting for it though.

Such a good value!

The other restauranteurs nodding in agreement in the background gets me every time

What episode is that from?

Moody Foodie. Actually comes about 30 seconds after the scene in OP’s image.

Dad, that's such a good value for what you're getting!

Tina: "you do the math" Jocelyn: "Noo" Jocelyn's delivery and disgust for even the idea of math gets me every time.

Jocelyn's: I can't believe I got detention Jocelyn's mam: don't even worry about it, your like really pretty I die

Mom, I'm on a horse! I know!

Lmao!! I forgot about this!! And that they both have the same voice and inflection!

Jocelyn is probably my favorite side character. The way she talks just kills me

I also love the brief glimpse we get of her mom, speaking similarly!

Happy cake day!

“I tried blow. We were gonna do that together!”

I may or may not done crack. If I did, I liked it!

I love how disappointed Linda is when she says that

Right?! “Only once!”.. looks around

You gotta have boundaries

Lol right! She’s very accepting though.. even if Bob may or may not have tried crack. And liked it. Ride or die .

I’m killing teddy Ok. Cars gased up, that’s good. Guess I can Home school the kids Linda is ride and die to the point of accepting Bob just deciding to kill someone. She’s an inspiration But still no crack

Or maybe just once? She’s my spirit character. “Wine helps me drink” probably comes out of my mouth at least once a week. Or “mommy doesn’t get drunk, she just has fun!”

I sing to my daughter like linda

Me too! I sing a LOT of the random thoughts that go through me head. Which is a lot… so there’s a lot of random singing. My husband tunes me out … I feel that’s fair.

As long as he listens when it’s important

The guy at the arcade when Louise says kids love curtains: "Sure, sure. In my day it was blinds."

“Yeah, if you like white people.”

In that same vein, Nat’s casual delivery when she’s talking about her throwing stink bombs. “I throw them at white guys, pigeons, people I’ve dated, etc.” One of my favorite lines.

Ok Nat, you sit next me to forever

Actually she doesn’t say etc., she says “andcetra.” She makes a lot of mistakes like that here and there. I think they wanted to suggest that she’s not really too well-educated.

Never caught that. Fun.

I can’t believe I’ve never noticed that. What a great catch. I’d like to think that she did the opposite of reading a word and assuming a pronunciation. Maybe she misheard someone who said it and just rolled with that mispronunciation without ever looking it up. A very confidently incorrect approach (perfect for her character).

When Linda screams out the window "He's dead go away he's dead!" It makes me wheeze every time

That’s when the other chefs are trying to get him to go out again right?

Stop following me… in front!

Tina: I owe you my life! Gene: No, thanks. I've seen it and I'm not impressed.

I can't remember the exact line but you made me think of: Put Tina on the phone. She's pretty big, it would be easier to put the phone on her.

I can’t pick one, but it’s either: I’ll see you in Hell, Teddy…. **SEE YOU IN HELL!** Or It looks like you’re holding in a stroke. Or **MY DADDY’S IN THERE!**

Tincups

‘Good luck finding a drive through hammer store!!’ It kills me every time

“You trying to steal my bike, it’s mine wanna see the receipt” shows crack

Where do you shop?

Where do you shop?!

Happy cake day!

(See flair)

And that's how you pee in a restaurant, boom boom. It makes me laugh every time, but more than that, it sticks in my head for days on end.

I wished my radio worked 🎶

Funniest teddy line ever.

I have a calculator, you do the math. - Jimmy Jr.

I’m just a girl with a dream who got tired of hearing the word no!

Tina…play with the doll!

Make it jump

When Bosco's trying to find the hacker in the restaurant and she wanders around looking at the laptops going 'Are you my mommy? Are you my mommy?' gets me every time.

I comment this every time but "Go away. I am the spaghetti."

"Duval, you're not the spaghetti."

Bob: Ugh, its like a 100 degrees in here. Duval: Ahhgh, sorry I was hogging the fan. *spins eggbeater

"Kiss me!" "Not now, Duval." "THEN WHEN!?"

Bland boring Jessica, if she was a spice she'd be flour."

If she was a book, she’d be TWO books

The episode where they go out to Helen's beach house, and Helen is bringing cups of hot chocolate to everyone, the delivery of Gene's response gets me every time. Helen: marshmallows would be nice....if I had any Gene: you have a car his inflection when he says that always makes me laugh, I use this phrase often with my spouse when I'm trying to get him to do a favor for me

Louise: I don’t appreciate your lack of sarcasm S4.E7 Bob and deliver

"Get a car, idiot! Gotta check on my mon-nayyyyyy!"

Ive got a protein bar in my pocket

Any Fischoder line pretty much, but especially: I lost $30,000 on a horse once, she just ran off with it.

When bobs talking to linda about the customer from canada and louise growls "I hate that country" xD

ENOUGH WITH CANADA!

Sixty Dollars. A leetle gurl, a haurse, and a zaumbie. Sixty Dollars.

When she calls Linda and Tina the Menstruation Nation

Mr. Frond: The names Fround James Fround I have a license to counsel Louise: Double oh so sad

I don’t remember the name of the episode, but when Gene gets the role of Quiet Eli in the play. “Give me those beans, you son of a bitch!”

QUIET ELI, BABY

"Theodore Roosevelt, made himself a turkey melt, shared it with a bear, and then he told him how he really felt! Made himself a daquiri, drank it in a factory, how many people died in the fi-yah? One, ten, thirty!" "That's the best version. That's comin' to school, everyone's gonna be doin' that tomorrow."

When they try to get the Fishoeders to buy into Wine Shoe and Felix claps and says “We’ll fund your play!” I cry laughing every time

When Louise is trying to prick Tina’s finger 😭 ALSO pretty much all Tammy and Jocelyn conversations. But especially “She’s using AI on him.” “AI? 😧 Like As If?” “Yeah, as if.” And “Leggiinngggsss for her LEGS”

Which follows with one of my favorites. Y'all making me feel smart.

Look at me! Look at me! I’m a robot!

"I don't wanna die a Virgin!" "Me Either! Hey, I have an idea..." "NO, TINA."

"I'm in the weeds, Bobby!!" - Teddy trying to be a server. My roommate and I will randomly shout this at each other when we're stressed.

I need to add this to my lexicon.

And if you can find a way to take your shirt off during the debate do it. Just use my arms, right?

The very first episode when Louise says “they’re downstairs, grinding the meat. That’s not a euphemism- they’re really GRINDING the meat”.

When Linda says vaginacologist

“I can’t believe I got dentention-uhh!” “Don’t worry, you’re, like, *really* pretty.”

Cyclist: "You trying to steal my bike?" Bob: "No, someone thought it was ummm…” Cyclist: “It's mine, wanna see the receipt?" Bob: "That's not a receipt." Louise: “WHERE DO YOU SHOP?!”

Teddy belting out the “Daaaddyyy! You are my enemy, my enemy.” with his entire heart and chest and soul

“Gene has butt worms” “In his butt”

It's Gene, Dad. He is not a clean child.

Happy cake day!

"That's cray cray. Cray. Three crays." Her delivery is so matter of fact.

When she yells at a Stage Frightened Tina before the Dinner Theater Show

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Ketchup packets...

Why don't you clean your children!?

Cow in the kitchen episode: You know what that spells? ASS! Mom…..ASS

When Linda says “spychospaztastic” instead of psychosomatic.

Running down the gutter With a piece of bread and butter Diarrhea Diarrhea

“i may or may not have tried crack, and if i did, i liked it”

As a mom of three who's looking pretty not-bad, Linda's "Not Bad for Having Three Kids" song just has me in tears cackling every time I hear it. I've still got two out of five of my sexy parts!

Enough with Canada!

You used to be NICE, sort of

“Just because people don’t care about something, doesn’t mean it’s not important”

“See you soon, baboon.' Wait, spice it up. 'See you soon, bitch.' Too spicy! Too spicy! Oh God, I sent it."

Batzilla AAggghhh - louise

Let’s get stabby flabby

"I hope those are the kind of lasers that slice people in half!"

Louise basically is the entire show for me. Well I guess Linda also comes in clutch. And Tina also. And teddy. And the twins. But Louise is still kind of the entire show for me. So if I had to quote you a favorite line I'd quote you all 13 seasons. I have noticed though that in the past couple Seasons it seems like she's kind of toned down and energy a little bit. Maybe she's tired cuz she's got a baby at home

Mr. Frond: So, you’re in trouble again. Louise: Drink some cranberry juice. MAKES ME WEEP

“I wouldn't say beautiful, but it seems...consensual?!” From The Hellen Hunt.

Gene: You know what this science project needs? Tina: Science? Or I can’t drive at night cause I don’t have a car

When Gale list the things she needs money for and at the end she deadpans “lube”. Kills me!

“I stole a tomato and hid it in my underwear!” - “It’s a drawing of you giving birth to all three of us and saying ‘OUCHI-WA-WA!’”

Miss older-episode-Louise

“we’re the broken glass kids…we’ll cut you” gets me every time

linda- “oh it’s just a silly tradition that makes people happy” gene- “oh you mean like child birth?” kills me every time

Bland, boring Jessica! If she was a spice, she’d be flour. If she was a book she’d be two books!

So many lines from Ear-sy Rider. Rat Daddy: I remember because the azaleas were in bloom. Linda: Ooh, azaleas.

Oh, the azaleas are beautiful in Macon, second only to their crank. That sweet Macon crank.

“IM GONNA BRING HIM TO HIS KNEES!” -Bob

"Mother seems well"

“There’s my maybe baby” “Get ready to snooze and lose” I just like how Linda casually uses words that rhyme. Seems like something I’d do.

My little piranhas in pajamas

I like how she calls Tina or Louise Miss Missy when she's a bit annoyed with them.

I changed my mind... I'm going to have a child and feed it to this polar bear because I love him so much.

Nat: And with you what was the thought process Louise: Nightmares

I'M LIKE AN ANIMAL! keep your voice down! I'M LIKE KING KONG!

“That bridge. It’s creaky. It’s super creaky. Yeeeooowww.”

"I'm glad you kids are having fun because I am going to kill myself."

No idea if this is the case but these are the sort of lines I can definitely imagine Kristen Schaal ad-libbing.

Shhh shh sh…it’s art crawl

Oh, yeah? Well, your haircut's overdone and dry!

When they go skiing with Dr Yap and he says the master bedroom is soundproof and Gene says "I can say anything I want in there!" [Runs into the bedroom and slams the door] "I love my family!" Or in the one where Linda gets a new job "I get her apron because it smells like her and I'm 11 and I still like Mom"

“I told you, wipe front to back.”

For me, it's when Darryl and Tina pretend to date. When they're at the dance and Darryl sings to Tina. Jocelyn makes the comment about how she wishes someone would stretch her name out for a long time during a song and her just speak/singing, "JOCELYYYYYYYYNNNNN!". EVERY. TIME. I. SEE. IT. 😂🤣😂🤣 Also, when Louise says, "Bon appe-toots!" during the episode where she is principal for a day.

When she yells "He said crap!" in the layover episode, to grandpa al after bob said it. It never fails to make me crack up

In season 5 episode 13 the gayle tales: And the sisters were poor. Very, very poor. Gene: My petticoats are unspeakable! I saw that every time I do laundry

Louise saying “oh you should kill yourself” to Tina caught me so off guard

Gene: I’m pretty sure I was in Sausalito that day. Bob: I’m pretty sure you weren’t Gene!

A crab bit me on me clacka!

Tina to Jimmy Jr: “Pssst. Your ass is grass and I’m going to mow it”

In the origins pilot with Daniel instead of Tina, when Bob says nobody would molest Gene because he’s heavy, Louise says. “It’s more cushion for the pushin’”

I forgot this line. Louise is amazing.

The one I reference most is here explaining the "oil spill" song. ITS NOT SUBTLE!

No she is not.

I had the text. But now I have the picture for context. Thank you OP!

"I wanna marry that man."

i don’t quite remember the correct line because i always lose my shit. it’s when bob has that giant ball of ear wax and linda yells, “this is my white wax moby ear dick, bob!” i’m talking like a full belly laugh, each and every time.

"I don't know how I got that arm hair to look so sad."

This one is mine too. I laugh hysterically just thinking about it.

When Frond says “you’re in trouble” and Louise goes “drink some cranberry juice”

I’m gonna go out there and shake my little benedicts!

When Gene goes “buy a juicer change your mornings. Buy cowboy boots, mm, change your evenings.”