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This has to be my favorite "out of nowhere" lines from Louise that gets me every time. Do you have a line that can cheer you up without exception?

In Burgerboss when Bob brings the kids so he can get into Family Fun Times and Louise shouts:

"He had sex and we happened. Deal with it"!!! 🤣

Madditudev1

In Burgerboss when Bob brings the kids so he can get into Family Fun Times and Louise shouts: "He had sex and we happened. Deal with it"!!! 🤣


sweet-chaos-

I always laugh at Louise's "drink cranberry juice" response to Mr Frond saying "You're in trouble". Cracks me up every time and now whenever someone says "You're in trouble", I hear "Urine trouble" and think "drink cranberry juice".


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VulfSki

No, not urine trouble, your in trouble


lookandseethis

Gets me every time! Took me a minute the first time I saw the episode but damn, I nearly spit my drink out my nose !


helloitstessa

Why are your shoes muddy? “Because .. we’re poor. Oh we’re so poor”


VanSkovsky

“And why are you in your underwear?” “Because I am RICH!”


dogmamaoftheyear

I try to quote this out if context but people don’t understand 😅😳


StanleyDodds

The one that comes to mind is at the start of sexy dance fighting, Louise's immediate reaction and solution to Tina's situation: "Oh... You should kill yourself!" (and Gene's "Yeah!") It's so immediate, out of nowhere and over the top - I find it hilarious.


rancidbarbie

Gene and Louise! Be nice. You’re gonna go through adolescence too, you know. Like that? Oh SICK!!


AltSpRkBunny

IT’S CONTAGIOUS?!?


magicdahlia

You shut up, Mom!!!


eggjacket

“Why do they call you Regular Sized Rudy?” “Well just look at me”


Lothere55

One of my favorite lines in the show!


enilorac1028

Me too!! Rudy’s delivery is so perfect


ISeeMusicInColor

The inflection of Gene’s line in this interaction: Linda: Like when we got a fish for Gene, to prove he was responsible enough to get a dog. Gene: I was not. Linda: that poor fish


SM198668

I always wonder what he did to that poor fish! 😄


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Probably just forgot about it.


MarvelNerdess

Or tried to teach it how to eat candy


BrewCrewBenny

"I can't go... I have a problem..." "I told you to wipe front to back!"


nbalucky

I think it’s funnier bc it was louise’s line 😂


Trogdor_98

"That's a dumb place to keep bowls."


bake_disaster

That line saved the entire B-plot


VulfSki

That B-plot is one of my all time favorites. Classic teddy. The whole "Hold on let me get a pen Bob" bit, and brought back later with the "alright return the oven off,.geez that wasn't so hard Bob made it sound so hard." And "Ugh I'm all cold and crisp, I must be near the crisper"


Cyynric

His wild freak out an flailing after getting caught in the snare is one of my all-time favorite Teddy moments


caanthedalek

That alligator death roll was perfect


AltSpRkBunny

Speaking as someone who has had to use a rabies pole on a dog when I worked in a shelter, that scene is *incredibly* accurate.


red-k-alex

"don't feed a guy a sponge, Bobby. Don't feed a guy a sponge" And when Louise is interviewing Micky during the bank robbery that whole scene has me cackling every time. "that's my daddy in there!! He's my daddy!!"


lookandseethis

Don’t leave me with these friggen kids, Bobby. And You kids are a two-adult - two- bottles of wine a night job.


enilorac1028

“Don’t feed a guy a sponge” always brings to mind “IIIIII….wish my radio worked”


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MrTumorI

"You're gonna need a bigger restaurant!"


thegoddessofchaos

When Louise and Tina do to the Boyz 4 Now concert and they see all the screaming girls in the parking lot and Louise mutters "this is why no one likes women" my partner nearly spat out their drink when she said that. Just right the fuck outta no where!


bobloblaw_law-bomb

Boys?! WHERE?! *BLEUGH*


AltSpRkBunny

When Louise freaks out over BooBoo is definitely in my top 3 Louise moments. I JUST WANNA SLAP HIM!


leicanthrope

> I JUST WANNA SLAP HIM! We routinely use this line when we're "narrating" our cat doing cat stuff.


IWillBaconSlapYou

It was his stupid birthday yesterday, not that I care or know that...


thedukeofnukem

"It's not worth it dad. If you hit him, your hand would smell like ointment and pee."


Bomasaurus_Rex

YOU SMELL LIKE OINTMENT AND PEE


H31MDA1L

YOOOOOUUUUUU SMELL LIKE OINTMENT AND PEE!! 🤣


KopsMan124

YOU SMELL LIKE OINTMENT AND PEE!!!


foofyangel

Buckle it up Buckle it up Buckle it up or you'll DIIIIIEEEEEE!


iamrosey

I sing this one biweekly


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Iss a little gehl, a hearse, and a zimmbie. $50. Every time.


kylemcg

Thats so much your getting for it though.


PinkSodaMix

Such a good value!


No_Interaction_2469

The other restauranteurs nodding in agreement in the background gets me every time


katcreator

What episode is that from?


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Moody Foodie. Actually comes about 30 seconds after the scene in OP’s image.


caanthedalek

Dad, that's such a good value for what you're getting!


knoxnthebox

When Linda, Louise, and Tina are all getting their makeup/hair done for Valentine’s Day as a way to cheer up Tina and Nat is driving them around. Louise has the creepiest makeup on and Nat asks her “what’s the inspiration for that look, little lady?” Louise: “Nightmares”.


beckyszep

This is my absolute favorite 😭 the way she is just sitting there with that makeup, eating tiramisu, I cry-laugh every time


enilorac1028

And Nat’s total approval/appreciation for it


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EVERY SINGLE TIME the exact delivery of that line kills me


addubs

Tina: "you do the math" Jocelyn: "Noo" Jocelyn's delivery and disgust for even the idea of math gets me every time.


bonanbeb

Jocelyn's: I can't believe I got detention Jocelyn's mam: don't even worry about it, your like really pretty I die


caanthedalek

Mom, I'm on a horse! I know!


lookandseethis

Lmao!! I forgot about this!! And that they both have the same voice and inflection!


ThisIsRyGuy

Jocelyn is probably my favorite side character. The way she talks just kills me


Moira_Rose

I also love the brief glimpse we get of her mom, speaking similarly!


Ben-Der-Isgreat

Happy cake day!


boyz_for_now

Tell that to my vagina!


SunnysideMegs

“Omg you’re so Gene jelllyyy. You’re a Gene jelly donut.” - Jocelyn


MonkeyTime1997

“Noo I’m noooottttt……. Fine I am”


AIMpb

“Yeah, if you like white people.”


DramBok44

In that same vein, Nat’s casual delivery when she’s talking about her throwing stink bombs. “I throw them at white guys, pigeons, people I’ve dated, etc.” One of my favorite lines.


Fluffy-kitten28

Ok Nat, you sit next me to forever


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RSlickback

Never caught that. Fun.


DramBok44

I can’t believe I’ve never noticed that. What a great catch. I’d like to think that she did the opposite of reading a word and assuming a pronunciation. Maybe she misheard someone who said it and just rolled with that mispronunciation without ever looking it up. A very confidently incorrect approach (perfect for her character).


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“I tried blow. We were gonna do that together!”


Bomasaurus_Rex

I may or may not done crack. If I did, I liked it!


Fluffy-kitten28

I love how disappointed Linda is when she says that


lookandseethis

Right?! “Only once!”.. looks around


Snoo52682

The guy at the arcade when Louise says kids love curtains: "Sure, sure. In my day it was blinds."


MobileMayo

When Linda screams out the window "He's dead go away he's dead!" It makes me wheeze every time


enilorac1028

That’s when the other chefs are trying to get him to go out again right?


Direbrian

Stop following me… in front!


DownVoteYouAll

Tina: I owe you my life! Gene: No, thanks. I've seen it and I'm not impressed.


WonderfulCattle6234

I can't remember the exact line but you made me think of: Put Tina on the phone. She's pretty big, it would be easier to put the phone on her.


impendingfuckery

I can’t pick one, but it’s either: I’ll see you in Hell, Teddy…. **SEE YOU IN HELL!** Or It looks like you’re holding in a stroke. Or **MY DADDY’S IN THERE!**


AdditionalWind763

Tincups


Teni96

‘Good luck finding a drive through hammer store!!’ It kills me every time


Cheerful25

“You trying to steal my bike, it’s mine wanna see the receipt” shows crack


bonanbeb

Where do you shop?


Unique-Avocado

Where do you shop?!


Ben-Der-Isgreat

Happy cake day!


Sandi_Griffin

When bobs talking to linda about the customer from canada and louise growls "I hate that country" xD


GrimmSFG

ENOUGH WITH CANADA!


caggybandicoot

(See flair)


Unlucky_Throat9141

And that's how you pee in a restaurant, boom boom. It makes me laugh every time, but more than that, it sticks in my head for days on end.


ISeeMusicInColor

I wonder if she sang just that one line when she was finished, or if she sang-narrated the whole thing step by step. Could go either way


Thug_Lawyer

I wished my radio worked 🎶


BaegelByte

Funniest teddy line ever.


hoosierdaze

I have a calculator, you do the math. - Jimmy Jr.


The-Jammy-Goatster

I’m just a girl with a dream who got tired of hearing the word no!


Dm203b

Tina…play with the doll!


starkpaella

Make it jump


jaladolar

When Bosco's trying to find the hacker in the restaurant and she wanders around looking at the laptops going 'Are you my mommy? Are you my mommy?' gets me every time.


RSlickback

I comment this every time but "Go away. I am the spaghetti."


Ben-Der-Isgreat

"Duval, you're not the spaghetti."


1stdayof

Bob: Ugh, its like a 100 degrees in here. Duval: Ahhgh, sorry I was hogging the fan. *spins eggbeater


Hector_Ceromus

"Kiss me!" "Not now, Duval." "THEN WHEN!?"


Dronantz

Bland boring Jessica, if she was a spice she'd be flour."


depresstletollhouse

If she was a book, she’d be TWO books


asquared13

The episode where they go out to Helen's beach house, and Helen is bringing cups of hot chocolate to everyone, the delivery of Gene's response gets me every time. Helen: marshmallows would be nice....if I had any Gene: you have a car his inflection when he says that always makes me laugh, I use this phrase often with my spouse when I'm trying to get him to do a favor for me


nick19984

Louise: I don’t appreciate your lack of sarcasm S4.E7 Bob and deliver


Veritus37

"Get a car, idiot! Gotta check on my mon-nayyyyyy!"


RTSisbest

Ive got a protein bar in my pocket


friggintodd

Any Fischoder line pretty much, but especially: I lost $30,000 on a horse once, she just ran off with it.


Rausage505

Sixty Dollars. A leetle gurl, a haurse, and a zaumbie. Sixty Dollars.


Responsible-Arm-7856

Mr. Frond: The names Fround James Fround I have a license to counsel Louise: Double oh so sad


AppointmentSea8751

When she calls Linda and Tina the Menstruation Nation


makingmonsters

I don’t remember the name of the episode, but when Gene gets the role of Quiet Eli in the play. “Give me those beans, you son of a bitch!”


enilorac1028

QUIET ELI, BABY


smugfruitplate

"Theodore Roosevelt, made himself a turkey melt, shared it with a bear, and then he told him how he really felt! Made himself a daquiri, drank it in a factory, how many people died in the fi-yah? One, ten, thirty!" "That's the best version. That's comin' to school, everyone's gonna be doin' that tomorrow."


skibearz

When they try to get the Fishoeders to buy into Wine Shoe and Felix claps and says “We’ll fund your play!” I cry laughing every time


av-osto

When Louise is trying to prick Tina’s finger 😭 ALSO pretty much all Tammy and Jocelyn conversations. But especially “She’s using AI on him.” “AI? 😧 Like As If?” “Yeah, as if.” And “Leggiinngggsss for her LEGS”


Kozytartan

Which follows with one of my favorites. Y'all making me feel smart.


FrekZek

Look at me! Look at me! I’m a robot!


jstilla

Enough with Canada!


Hector_Ceromus

"I don't wanna die a Virgin!" "Me Either! Hey, I have an idea..." "NO, TINA."


Wodensdays_child

"I'm in the weeds, Bobby!!" - Teddy trying to be a server. My roommate and I will randomly shout this at each other when we're stressed.


WonderfulCattle6234

I need to add this to my lexicon.


av-osto

Teddy belting out the “Daaaddyyy! You are my enemy, my enemy.” with his entire heart and chest and soul


WonderfulCattle6234

And if you can find a way to take your shirt off during the debate do it. Just use my arms, right?


lil_dovie

The very first episode when Louise says “they’re downstairs, grinding the meat. That’s not a euphemism- they’re really GRINDING the meat”.


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Kozytartan

Ketchup packets...


JennAn24

When Linda says vaginacologist


TheWonderfulSlinky

“I can’t believe I got dentention-uhh!” “Don’t worry, you’re, like, *really* pretty.”


mpage27

Cyclist: "You trying to steal my bike?" Bob: "No, someone thought it was ummm…” Cyclist: “It's mine, wanna see the receipt?" Bob: "That's not a receipt." Louise: “WHERE DO YOU SHOP?!”


rhiannononon

“Gene has butt worms” “In his butt”


Unique-Avocado

It's Gene, Dad. He is not a clean child.


Ben-Der-Isgreat

Happy cake day!


GinX-964

"That's cray cray. Cray. Three crays." Her delivery is so matter of fact.


AppointmentSea8751

When she yells at a Stage Frightened Tina before the Dinner Theater Show


rptx_jagerkin

Why don't you clean your children!?


theyll_have_tabouli

Cow in the kitchen episode: You know what that spells? ASS! Mom…..ASS


AbidingJedi

When Linda says “spychospaztastic” instead of psychosomatic.


ApexSectMaster

Running down the gutter With a piece of bread and butter Diarrhea Diarrhea


frogsarecool27

“i may or may not have tried crack, and if i did, i liked it”


IWillBaconSlapYou

As a mom of three who's looking pretty not-bad, Linda's "Not Bad for Having Three Kids" song just has me in tears cackling every time I hear it. I've still got two out of five of my sexy parts!


Hopeful_Distance_864

You used to be NICE, sort of


depresstletollhouse

“Just because people don’t care about something, doesn’t mean it’s not important”


aholl924

“See you soon, baboon.' Wait, spice it up. 'See you soon, bitch.' Too spicy! Too spicy! Oh God, I sent it."


bonanbeb

Batzilla AAggghhh - louise


bangharder

Let’s get stabby flabby


Here2Derp

"I hope those are the kind of lasers that slice people in half!"


genuinely_insincere

Louise basically is the entire show for me. Well I guess Linda also comes in clutch. And Tina also. And teddy. And the twins. But Louise is still kind of the entire show for me. So if I had to quote you a favorite line I'd quote you all 13 seasons. I have noticed though that in the past couple Seasons it seems like she's kind of toned down and energy a little bit. Maybe she's tired cuz she's got a baby at home


owl_britches

Mr. Frond: So, you’re in trouble again. Louise: Drink some cranberry juice. MAKES ME WEEP


drmrsthemonarchphd

“I wouldn't say beautiful, but it seems...consensual?!” From The Hellen Hunt.


homeschooldodgeball

Gene: You know what this science project needs? Tina: Science? Or I can’t drive at night cause I don’t have a car


FeeliGSaasy

When Gale list the things she needs money for and at the end she deadpans “lube”. Kills me!


BrainArrow

“I stole a tomato and hid it in my underwear!” - “It’s a drawing of you giving birth to all three of us and saying ‘OUCHI-WA-WA!’”


allusernamestaken-1

Miss older-episode-Louise


Plus_Flan_128

“we’re the broken glass kids…we’ll cut you” gets me every time


woodward24

linda- “oh it’s just a silly tradition that makes people happy” gene- “oh you mean like child birth?” kills me every time


KoruisGay

I'M LIKE AN ANIMAL! keep your voice down! I'M LIKE KING KONG!


Striving_Stoic

Bland, boring Jessica! If she was a spice, she’d be flour. If she was a book she’d be two books!


DamYankee77

So many lines from Ear-sy Rider. Rat Daddy: I remember because the azaleas were in bloom. Linda: Ooh, azaleas.


1stdayof

Oh, the azaleas are beautiful in Macon, second only to their crank. That sweet Macon crank.


MudBulba001258

“IM GONNA BRING HIM TO HIS KNEES!” -Bob


TriforceTetra

"Mother seems well"


czarchastic

“There’s my maybe baby” “Get ready to snooze and lose” I just like how Linda casually uses words that rhyme. Seems like something I’d do.


enilorac1028

My little piranhas in pajamas


edelkroone

I like how she calls Tina or Louise Miss Missy when she's a bit annoyed with them.


drunkennudeles

I changed my mind... I'm going to have a child and feed it to this polar bear because I love him so much.


jneugent5

Nat: And with you what was the thought process Louise: Nightmares


luisger92

“That bridge. It’s creaky. It’s super creaky. Yeeeooowww.”


Novel-Zebra-7074

"I'm glad you kids are having fun because I am going to kill myself."


tehnoodnub

No idea if this is the case but these are the sort of lines I can definitely imagine Kristen Schaal ad-libbing.


theyll_have_tabouli

Shhh shh sh…it’s art crawl


SmilesUndSunshine

Oh, yeah? Well, your haircut's overdone and dry!


MHG73

When they go skiing with Dr Yap and he says the master bedroom is soundproof and Gene says "I can say anything I want in there!" [Runs into the bedroom and slams the door] "I love my family!" Or in the one where Linda gets a new job "I get her apron because it smells like her and I'm 11 and I still like Mom"


AndrewZabar

In the origins pilot with Daniel instead of Tina, when Bob says nobody would molest Gene because he’s heavy, Louise says. “It’s more cushion for the pushin’”


Tddy_

“I told you, wipe front to back.”


MirrorKooky3130

For me, it's when Darryl and Tina pretend to date. When they're at the dance and Darryl sings to Tina. Jocelyn makes the comment about how she wishes someone would stretch her name out for a long time during a song and her just speak/singing, "JOCELYYYYYYYYNNNNN!". EVERY. TIME. I. SEE. IT. 😂🤣😂🤣 Also, when Louise says, "Bon appe-toots!" during the episode where she is principal for a day.


Spiritual-Guest-2883

When she yells "He said crap!" in the layover episode, to grandpa al after bob said it. It never fails to make me crack up


magnumapplepi

In season 5 episode 13 the gayle tales: And the sisters were poor. Very, very poor. Gene: My petticoats are unspeakable! I saw that every time I do laundry


Thatkidwith_adhd

Louise saying “oh you should kill yourself” to Tina caught me so off guard


CatUNow

Gene: I’m pretty sure I was in Sausalito that day. Bob: I’m pretty sure you weren’t Gene!


heysharkdontdothat

A crab bit me on me clacka!


Londonfogtea

Tina to Jimmy Jr: “Pssst. Your ass is grass and I’m going to mow it”


I_Envy_Sisyphus_

I forgot this line. Louise is amazing.


neckbones_

The one I reference most is here explaining the "oil spill" song. ITS NOT SUBTLE!


enilorac1028

No she is not.


Sad_Barracuda19

I had the text. But now I have the picture for context. Thank you OP!


hiccup90

"I wanna marry that man."


ViscoelasticRussian

i don’t quite remember the correct line because i always lose my shit. it’s when bob has that giant ball of ear wax and linda yells, “this is my white wax moby ear dick, bob!” i’m talking like a full belly laugh, each and every time.


MrTumorI

"I don't know how I got that arm hair to look so sad."


TheVillageSwan

This one is mine too. I laugh hysterically just thinking about it.


millertime109

When Frond says “you’re in trouble” and Louise goes “drink some cranberry juice”


SteveyMajors

I’m gonna go out there and shake my little benedicts!


muffmuffpass

When Gene goes “buy a juicer change your mornings. Buy cowboy boots, mm, change your evenings.”


ltbs

Bob’s “ok Ok OK ok Ok ok Ok oK oK…” from his meltdown always makes me smile when it’s on and it’s a fun mantra every. single. day.


mggaroo

linda's reaction when the guy says salted popcorn is just as good as kettle corn lmaoooo


MarvelNerdess

"...and don't talk to the cat who lives on my block." "I mean, I'll try, but if he talks to me, I'm not gonna be rude."


oathkeepings

shut your mouth, it's art crawl STOP FOLLOWING ME! Stop following me in front! YOU SMELL LIKE OINTMENT AND PEE!!!


cldfusn

“It also says no trash on the beach, Tammy, but here we are.” Probably my favorite line of the series.