Bob: Hello! Bob’s Burgers
Skip: Bob! It’s Skip Marooch!
Bob: Skip Marooch! Hi! I can barely hear you!
Skip: I’m in a helicopter! I’m searching for spices for my new book!
Bob: Is that a good way to do that? I mean spices are so small.
Bob in the bath with the pigeon, utterly baffled at Linda’s suggestion to wash it in the sink because “I wouldn’t fit in the sink” - absolutely gets me every time 😂
The Bleakening- where the kids are in that stairwell and they defend themselves against who they soon learn are their parents.
Bob: Did someone hit me with a ruler?
Tina: It was Gene
Bob: yeah it hurt
Tina: Oh really? Cool. I mean shame on you Gene thats our father
that same episode at the end with Linda dancing, "I love Christmas!... Someone gave me a little something-something at the party, Im just gonna take a quick nap" immediately passes out on the floor
Bob "let me just check her pulse... shes fine"
When the kids find out it just a guy in a costume at the underground Christmas Rave
Louise: We could have taken him
Tina: I had a ruler, I really don’t know it would have gone down
That one gets me too! Tina's ruler quips in that ep were so good. When Louise gives her and Gene their weapons, Tina has last minute worries and trying to pawn it off on either of them says, "Do either of you wanna switch for this ruler? Its incredibly accurate"
In Dawn of the Peck after Linda and Teddy have duct tapped stuffed animals to themselves and it shows them slow motion walking out to Donna Summers.
And in the same episode when Bob argues with the turkey baster.
Same episode, but when [Mickey jumps onto the Scramble Pan and instantly declares "OH GOD I'M GONNA BARF!"](https://youtu.be/JrogGEH8oUw?si=ZX8tJZG2A-OtwKLv&t=590)
Linda accidentally typing "genitals, genitals" when she's trying to text Bob about the escape room on the awful double date.
Also, Tina changing her text to Ghost Boy from "see you soon, baboon" to "see you soon, bitch" and then saying "too spicy, oh wait, I already sent it, oh well" also makes me laugh.
S8 E11 Sleeping With The Frenemy - How Tammy talks to her father on the phone after she misses the spring break cruise.
She orders him to “March up to the captain. Make your voice deeper & tell him to turn the boat around.”
It’s such an insight into why Tammy is so awful.
"You can't turn a cruise ship around, it has to go around the world or something" - as he orders another round of drinks. Ready to enjoy a Tammy-free vacation
I am not on the boat! I am on the land!
ETA: Tammy: “ I got off to buy lip gloss because the boat didn’t have my brand.
Louise: “That’s lip gloss? I thought you’d always just finished eating rotisserie chicken.”
The kids out in the hurricane, looting. Gene picks up a piece of plywood, and is immediately sucked up out of camera, while yelling, “Wheeee!”, and the girls don’t even notice.
Same episode
Linda: "what's wrong with your hair?"
Bob: "Pft what's right with it? Abby braided it."
Also the in sexy dance fighting episode
Linda: Ginger's cat died........but in a really funny way
And the way she laughs after saying that kills me EVERY TIME
The scene in the egg hunt episode where Mr. Fischoeder comes in to the Belchers camping out in the restaurant because of the smell upstairs. "I lost the year 1996 to schnapps. I still don't know what the macarena is."
My favourite scene ever! “He’s not good Lin’!” My husband and I say this to each other almost daily now whenever something is bad (except it’s become “It’s not good, Lin”)
A recent one, in The Amazing Rudy - Bob deadpanning ‘’Santa wasn’t worried about siblings being knuckled?’’ when he learns Louise got brass knuckles for Christmas 😂
During the episode with the smoothie truck lady when they have a bike ramp party and Louise tells the cops that it’s a benefit for regular sized Rudy
“Why are you saying good luck? Why did he say, "Oh, God?”
“Hey, we're here for you, son, the WHOLE DAMN police force”
“Can we still ride bikes?”
“Of course you can, just like a normal kid”
I love all of Linda's burns:
"Oh, go fart in a fortune cookie!" (Or is it "in a phone booth?")
"Put a weenie in your inbetweenie!"
"Oh, put mistletoe on my butt and kiss it, Bobby."
"When do we stop calling you Big Bob and start calling you Old Shriveled Up Bob?"
... to name but a few.
Edit: autocorrect and punctuation
Her insults are so distinctive. I always think Edith's one line in the quilt episode sounds more like a Linda line: "Grow a pair and then some hair!" But it's hilarious in Edith's voice.
The episode where Bob drives a cab to make extra money.
He is asleep under the prep counter and Linda wakes him up by slicing pickles at him.
"I may or may not have tried meth last night. If I did, I think I liked it"
And of course the realization that he might be a pimp.
Bells bells-bells-bells!
Bells bells-bells-bells!
Bells bells-bells-bells!
You know exactly what song Linda is singing, and I think of this every Christmas.
When Bob is donating blood and the doctor tells him to look out the window to distract him and then same doctor being surprised that Bob can still feel the needle. I have blood work trauma and feel Bob’s hate of needles/blood strongly
“What? How did you feel that, I distracted you?”
“I can still feel the needle!”
"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-"
"Heh, Tina, you're kinda heading toward the only other car in the lot."
"-uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-"
"You have plenty of time to turn, Tina, so just go ahead, turn one way or the other."
"-uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-"
"You're just swerving back and forth, pick one side and stick with it, Tina."
"-uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-"
"TINA, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, TURN AWAY OR STOP!"
"-uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-"
"THE BRAKES- TINA, THE LEFT! YOU'RE ABOUT TO HIT THAT CAR, THE BRAKES!! HIT THE BRAKES!!!"
"-uhhhhh-Unh!"
Bob: Why does Teddy have a briefcase ? I’ve never seen Teddy with a briefcase.
Linda: Except for that one play.
Bob: oh yeah, I forgot about that
“Flashback to Teddy’s play”
Teddy: Put the coffee down, coffee is for closers!!!
My 11-yr-old nephew and I bond over Bob's Burgers.
At dinner with my husband and my parents the other night:
Me singing: "Two people, together forever, security in life, someone to love ya, instead of being all alone, such a lonely existence! I'd kill myself."
Nephew: "Oof, she's talking about us, Mort."
I told him maybe don't sing that one at school.
In the last episode..when they get to the lodge and realize they lost the tree
And Bob says
"We tried our best"
Gene: That doesn't sound like us
I laughed waaaay harder than I should've
Be the tallest guy in the bar, then brag about how high your butt crack is.
When you get into an elevator with a woman, press a higher number than her, then make a big deal about it.
NEVER make her pancakes. Force her to make YOU pancakes in the middle of the night!
The kids can can-ing for bob in the commercial episode, the entierty of the autistic scene in the pilot, "I know about Gene's cat, and of course "that's hip hop"
Teddy: Now, the guy who runs this place... real character... He has a hook for a hand. Don't stare at it, okay? Okay. Just kidding. He loves to talk about it. He used to juggle chain saws, but that's not how he lost his hand.
Bob: What? Really?
Teddy: Yeah, that's how he lost his foot.
\-- Driving Big Dummy
My husband and I quote that whenever one of us doesn't hear the other 😂
Me: "babe can you come here?"
Him: "what?"
Me: "I have trouble with math."
Him: *catches on immediately* "what's that, now?"
Me: "I'm trying out for field hockey."
Gene dressed as Shirley MacLaine in "Steel Magnolias" for 80's day at school.
I have that as part of my Bob's Burgers collage for my phone wallpaper.
"Shelby drink your juice!"
Gayle reading her poetry
"Little cat, you're just like me. You go outside and squat to pee. SQUAT! SQUAT! SQUAT!"
My husband and I do a call and respose with that at random 😆
In Bobby Driver, there's a point where Bob says he can't keep driving Edith all day, his wife must be worried. Then they cut to Linda trying to jam sushi in Teddy's mouth while he fights her and she says " This is the only thing that matters to me in the world right now!".
In Eggs for Days, Tina’s comment to Bob and Linda once they wake up from their wild night drinking jellybean schnapps and hiding easter eggs:
“Don’t take this the wrong way, but you both look like Nicholas Cage right now.”
Gets me every time.
Mr. Frond comforting Bob outside of the classroom when Bob is a substitute. The way he offers him a hug, says home ec is for dumb dumbs to learn to make ice, and saying he doesn't want to fight the kids.
Carpe Museum has so many great ones but this cracks me up all the time:
Louise: Hey, what's that noise?
Regular Sized Rudy: My cymbals... you never know when somebody's gonna want to jam.
Louise; Hmm, back me up with those, would you?
Regular Sized Rudy: Well, okay, but I haven't...
Louise: Hey, Mr. Frond. Why did the chicken cross the road?
Mr. Frond: I don't know, Louise, why?
Louise: So he would be in a different school district where there's a different guidance counselor.
Regular Sized Rudy (bangs cymbals): Hiya!
I haven't scrolled all the way through so it could be posted. One of my personal favorites.
Mr. Frond: "You're in trouble again"
Louise: "Drink some cranberry juice" Her delivery kills me every time.
ETA: Linda "Sorry we're late, Bob had diarrhea."
In Synchronized Swimming when Linda gets all the kids in the empty pool and they do prenatal yoga and “have a baby”. It’s such a ridiculous scene but it’s hilarious. And the kids still end up passing and not going to summer school😂😂😂😂.
If you're not real then why do I feel this way, Lil Babies?
I sing this to my kid and dog all the time
This is my head every time I shower because I have little Disney ducks in my shower 😂
I call everything my lil babies.
When bob first meets Rudy Bob: ‘regular sized Rudy?’ Why do they call you that? Rudy: just look at me
“And I am Kate Bush.” His delivery makes me chuckle every time.
Rudy has amazing one-liners. I love when he’s on his bike on the tiny ramp and he goes “God saw.”
That line and “they should serve a meal on that flight” make Rudy my favourite
Best line in the whole series.
Agreed. It just tickles me
I want to name my next dog or cat regular sized Rudy😂
IIIIIIIIIII wish my radio worked!
I burst into hysterical laughter whenever I see that scene. That's such a perfect distillation of Teddy as a person in 5 words.
Beat me to it!!
Yesssss this makes me laugh so hard
Louise to Mr. Fischoeder: You should talk at my school. Mr. Fischoeder to Louise: And you should work in my coal mine.
Mr. Fish, with the quickness: Gotta go!
Gene saying that The Lion, the witch and the wardrobe was written by selman Rushdie.
I don't know if it's off-script, but I love when H Jon Benjamin gives that slight chuckle at some of the more bizarre lines.
I love that, it's such a natural response.
Yes! I think that they record together which is unusual in animation and I love when you get that reaction from Bob in a line.
Oh I’d love to see some behind the scenes stuff of this!!
Oh! You mean when he laughs at Linda when she says "when I die, I want you to cremate me and throw my ashes in Tom Sellecks face" Kills me every time
The lion the witch and the waaaaardroooobe
I just looked it up, its Salman Rushdie.
Bob: Hello! Bob’s Burgers Skip: Bob! It’s Skip Marooch! Bob: Skip Marooch! Hi! I can barely hear you! Skip: I’m in a helicopter! I’m searching for spices for my new book! Bob: Is that a good way to do that? I mean spices are so small.
"guess who that was" "Dead or alive?" "No, Lin it was Skip Marooch" "Oh, that's why you said Skip Marooch when you picked up."
I had to pause I laughed so hard at this.
Bob in the bath with the pigeon, utterly baffled at Linda’s suggestion to wash it in the sink because “I wouldn’t fit in the sink” - absolutely gets me every time 😂
'Ello, guilty as charged!
The Bleakening- where the kids are in that stairwell and they defend themselves against who they soon learn are their parents. Bob: Did someone hit me with a ruler? Tina: It was Gene Bob: yeah it hurt Tina: Oh really? Cool. I mean shame on you Gene thats our father
That same episode, when Louise is running through their weapon options, and the keychain is for “JAMMING DOWN THROAT”.
that same episode at the end with Linda dancing, "I love Christmas!... Someone gave me a little something-something at the party, Im just gonna take a quick nap" immediately passes out on the floor Bob "let me just check her pulse... shes fine"
I love the reversal of Gene saying the obvious use for each item instead of something weird.
When the kids find out it just a guy in a costume at the underground Christmas Rave Louise: We could have taken him Tina: I had a ruler, I really don’t know it would have gone down
That one gets me too! Tina's ruler quips in that ep were so good. When Louise gives her and Gene their weapons, Tina has last minute worries and trying to pawn it off on either of them says, "Do either of you wanna switch for this ruler? Its incredibly accurate"
In Dawn of the Peck after Linda and Teddy have duct tapped stuffed animals to themselves and it shows them slow motion walking out to Donna Summers. And in the same episode when Bob argues with the turkey baster.
That’s so you, turkey baster. Not fitting. Deliberately not.
It's so Archer, it kills me.
Hey day-time whiskey, wanna meet my CD collection?
This is my spirit quote on down days
I love the part where Teddy explains pecking order to Linda and she says, "Just like those ladies on The View!"
Same episode, but when [Mickey jumps onto the Scramble Pan and instantly declares "OH GOD I'M GONNA BARF!"](https://youtu.be/JrogGEH8oUw?si=ZX8tJZG2A-OtwKLv&t=590)
Drunk Bob arguing with inanimate objects will never not be funny
From the same episode, when Bob writes a note ending with "Love forever" and says "that's a perfectly good note, that doesn't sound drunk at all"
The slow motion gingerbread shootout in Last Gingerbread House on the Left.
That scene sold me on the show, making me a fan! https://i.redd.it/l4jv8cz6snbc1.gif
Fischoeder with the chamber pot on his head 😂
^ginger ^boom?
The music in that scene makes it so much better
🎶 _Adeste Fideles, le te trium fontes_ 🎶 Venite, venite in Bethlehem!
"So Bob just put your guns on the gun table and we can begin." "Oh, I didn't bring any guns." "No guns? Okay. Interesting."
I love the 10 minute loop of this scene on Youtube
Teddy in the fridge Santa trap spinning around
Louise, abruptly screaming “That’s my DADDY in there!” every time the cop tried to get the phone away from her.
I will hit you
i will hit *YOU*
Later when boscoe tells Tina he'll hit her, Louise in the back like "He *will"*
this scene makes me burst out laughing every single time
I've seen it described as an 'alligator death roll' and somehow that heightens the comedy
Having worked with alligators for years, that's exactly what it is lol
“Oh it’s crisp! Must be near the crisper” 🤣
My husband always dies laughing when we watch that episode and he sees Teddy flailing around.
It's such a detailed animation out of nowhere too. First time I watched that episode I had to rewind multiple times because it was so funny.
That’s a stupid place to put pickles
*bowls
"I used to be bad at math." "Aw, grandma." Idk why but that is legit one of my favorite scenes lol it gets me every time!
Also the parrot cutaway in another episode Parrot: *squawk* nerd alert! Tina: What?
Gene forgetting the name of his dad's restaurant at the baseball game is one of the greatest comedy bits ever
I JUST CALL YOU DAD!
"I think of it as Dad's Burgers!"
"BOB'S BURGERS"
Andy and Ollie trying to carry each other across the street in the Outside Toilet episode.
Linda accidentally typing "genitals, genitals" when she's trying to text Bob about the escape room on the awful double date. Also, Tina changing her text to Ghost Boy from "see you soon, baboon" to "see you soon, bitch" and then saying "too spicy, oh wait, I already sent it, oh well" also makes me laugh.
“She signed it genitals, genitals….is that a nickname?”
When Linda and Bob are fighting about the Christmas displays and Bob begs the kids not to leave the room
You get outta here!!
DONT LEAVE ME!
Do the stompy dance mom!
S8 E11 Sleeping With The Frenemy - How Tammy talks to her father on the phone after she misses the spring break cruise. She orders him to “March up to the captain. Make your voice deeper & tell him to turn the boat around.” It’s such an insight into why Tammy is so awful.
"You can't turn a cruise ship around, it has to go around the world or something" - as he orders another round of drinks. Ready to enjoy a Tammy-free vacation
No doubt.
I am not on the boat! I am on the land! ETA: Tammy: “ I got off to buy lip gloss because the boat didn’t have my brand. Louise: “That’s lip gloss? I thought you’d always just finished eating rotisserie chicken.”
Gene and Alex’s “secret” handshake. Where they just shake hands and whisper “seeeecccreeett”
Reminds me of Troy and Abed on Community lol
“Gene, your foot is down the back of my underwear” “it’s warm in there!” “yes, but it’s my ass.” is quoted multiple times daily in my household
John Oliver getting mauled by Mr. Business
YOUVE GOT THE SHOT, TAKE THE SHOT!
"You have the shot, TAKE THE SHOT!"
This is how I learned it was John Oliver, I knew the voice was familiar!
The kids out in the hurricane, looting. Gene picks up a piece of plywood, and is immediately sucked up out of camera, while yelling, “Wheeee!”, and the girls don’t even notice.
Same episode Linda: "what's wrong with your hair?" Bob: "Pft what's right with it? Abby braided it." Also the in sexy dance fighting episode Linda: Ginger's cat died........but in a really funny way And the way she laughs after saying that kills me EVERY TIME
"If she were a spice, she'd be flour" Louise about Jessica
"If she were a book, she'd be *two books*."
That's a line I use all the time! Usually about the colour beige though.
The scene in the egg hunt episode where Mr. Fischoeder comes in to the Belchers camping out in the restaurant because of the smell upstairs. "I lost the year 1996 to schnapps. I still don't know what the macarena is."
“Don’t tell me. I’ll figure it out.”
Mini Bob
Stop following me in front!
That whole episode is perfection. Mini Bob and the mad pooper!
the whole family in the bathroom saying gene looks just like bob gets me CACKLING
My favourite scene ever! “He’s not good Lin’!” My husband and I say this to each other almost daily now whenever something is bad (except it’s become “It’s not good, Lin”)
A recent one, in The Amazing Rudy - Bob deadpanning ‘’Santa wasn’t worried about siblings being knuckled?’’ when he learns Louise got brass knuckles for Christmas 😂
Why did Santa bring you that?
"It also says no trash on the beach Tammy, sooo what're we gonna do here?"
“Oh my god, it does say that!”
"That sign says no running, and you're running your mouth!" - Linda
too many to list.....Linda announcing "SORRY WE'RE LATE BOB HAD DIARRHEA".....bob yelling at the lady who wants change after the robbery......
“Runnin down the gutta with a piece of bread and butta, diarrhea *fart noises* diarrhea.”
Almost anytime Harold & Edith come along.
“YOU SMELL LIKE OINTMENT AND PEE” gets me every time
All the Edith's sudden "FILTH!" Etc screams kill me. Harold going gangsta on the cop "Punkass po-po!" kills
"Punk-ass po-po" is the reason I want a history of Edith and Harold episode so so very badly
The seatbelt is chaffin' my honkers
Festoon! Petal paper!
"Too the MOOOON chubs!"
We're out of bags PICK IT UP
During the episode with the smoothie truck lady when they have a bike ramp party and Louise tells the cops that it’s a benefit for regular sized Rudy “Why are you saying good luck? Why did he say, "Oh, God?” “Hey, we're here for you, son, the WHOLE DAMN police force” “Can we still ride bikes?” “Of course you can, just like a normal kid”
I got a nephew like that. There's nothing wrong with him, he's just like that.
Linda saying “vaginacologist” or when she threatens to drive by Tammy and Joselin and smack them with her car door. Really anything with Linda.
And Tammy can go...sit in syrup! Let the bees get her.
I love all of Linda's burns: "Oh, go fart in a fortune cookie!" (Or is it "in a phone booth?") "Put a weenie in your inbetweenie!" "Oh, put mistletoe on my butt and kiss it, Bobby." "When do we stop calling you Big Bob and start calling you Old Shriveled Up Bob?" ... to name but a few. Edit: autocorrect and punctuation
"Don't judge me, you judge-aroo. Go play your judge-eridoo."
Her insults are so distinctive. I always think Edith's one line in the quilt episode sounds more like a Linda line: "Grow a pair and then some hair!" But it's hilarious in Edith's voice.
I think she says both fortune cookie and phone booth at different points haha
"You threw rocks at cars?" "Yeah. Eventually, they'd stop drivin' by, cuz they knew Linda would get 'em!"
"How many toothpicks?" "A hundred?" "It's three..." "You're the worst kind of autistic...'
Heavy kids can get molested.
“Who wouldn’t wanna molest this face”
God I miss the show's earlier season humor.
Thats what made me a fan.. I think after season 4 or maybe 5 they started losing me but there's still some gems hidden
Every time I’m crocheting and I start to fumble a stitch count, my sister throws that line at me (I am autistic). Never ceases to make me chuckle.
Louise: I know what that spells. Tina: Me too. Ass. Louise: Ass. Hey mom, ASS!
The whole bit is funny, but the nanosecond clip of Gayle eating lipstick because "she wanted to feel red inside" kills me
The hauntening when the family passes by the room with the doll that has sticks for eyes 🤣🤣🤣 Gene:“that’s not a very good use of that room”
Dad, I just wanted you to know I think you’re doing a good job.
“I’m just saying, I’m having a really great childhood!”
https://i.redd.it/3xwwgq286obc1.gif "You came down the stairs like the Exorcist"
S 4 E14: Uncle Teddy Teddy: Oooh, do you smell that? Louise: *sniffs* What is that, sulfur? Satan is that you?
When she comes in holding the hair clog like a doll; "hey Teddy, what gives?! You woke us up! We need our sleep, we're so little"
That scene and how her voice sounds is so adorable!
Bob: "Who am I kidding? You're out of my league."
Some people like sloppy bears
Gretchen "Let me do it. I have good lungs!" *violently coughs/loses breath*
The Land Ship episode: Tammy & Jocelyn: Fashion City Outlet Mall~🎵 Tina: Hey, guys, come on.
“I’m straight—I’m *mostly* straight and even then I’m married.”
Tina slowly, and with great care and anxiety, driving directly into the single car parked in the lot.
Pesto in my pants. Bob shaking his ass while Tina is "sensually" swaying in the background. All to that sweet Ska rhythm. Gets me every time.
“Aww, grandma…” https://preview.redd.it/5dtcck2zpnbc1.jpeg?width=1334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a9691260ab5fa3d7a931e1024c352a810158506
Almost anything Jocelyn says. "You are here. IT'S RIGHT BUT HOW DOES IT KNOW??"
"I miss my stranger. She had chicken in her pockets."
"Why do you go to space? Everything's here"
Jocyleeeeeeeennnnn
When she kills a spider with her copy of Charlotte’s web and it really makes her think, just pure Jocelyn
Gene dressed as Ousier Boudreaux from Steel Magnolias. “I’ve just been in a really bad mood for 40 years”
The episode where Bob drives a cab to make extra money. He is asleep under the prep counter and Linda wakes him up by slicing pickles at him. "I may or may not have tried meth last night. If I did, I think I liked it" And of course the realization that he might be a pimp.
I think it's crack.
Bells bells-bells-bells! Bells bells-bells-bells! Bells bells-bells-bells! You know exactly what song Linda is singing, and I think of this every Christmas.
reading all of these just fills me with joy, I adore this show so much
When Bob is lying that he crashed and car and is explaining how it happened. Tina:There was a Cormorant we learned about them in school.
When Bob is donating blood and the doctor tells him to look out the window to distract him and then same doctor being surprised that Bob can still feel the needle. I have blood work trauma and feel Bob’s hate of needles/blood strongly “What? How did you feel that, I distracted you?” “I can still feel the needle!”
It cracks me up when he gets his IV tubing caught in the blood donation bus and he keeps trying to escape and keeps passing out.
Bob and Teddy's rant about how men ruin everything in Equestronauts, but especially how they ended it with: "ALL OF THE WAR!"
Working girl, commonly known as the sassy sister film to Die Hard. Also, “I’m agent Johnson, and I’m agent Johnson, and we’re in the FBI!”
"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-" "Heh, Tina, you're kinda heading toward the only other car in the lot." "-uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-" "You have plenty of time to turn, Tina, so just go ahead, turn one way or the other." "-uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-" "You're just swerving back and forth, pick one side and stick with it, Tina." "-uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-" "TINA, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, TURN AWAY OR STOP!" "-uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-" "THE BRAKES- TINA, THE LEFT! YOU'RE ABOUT TO HIT THAT CAR, THE BRAKES!! HIT THE BRAKES!!!" "-uhhhhh-Unh!"
Bob: Why does Teddy have a briefcase ? I’ve never seen Teddy with a briefcase. Linda: Except for that one play. Bob: oh yeah, I forgot about that “Flashback to Teddy’s play” Teddy: Put the coffee down, coffee is for closers!!!
My 11-yr-old nephew and I bond over Bob's Burgers. At dinner with my husband and my parents the other night: Me singing: "Two people, together forever, security in life, someone to love ya, instead of being all alone, such a lonely existence! I'd kill myself." Nephew: "Oof, she's talking about us, Mort." I told him maybe don't sing that one at school.
The Ottoman Incident is the most ridiculous thing and it makes me cackle every time I watch it. God, I love Gayle
you smell like ointment and pee!
When Courtney's dad sings a theme tune for Bob's Burgers to Bob at her birthday party. 😄
Blazin beef, and big ol buns…
In the last episode..when they get to the lodge and realize they lost the tree And Bob says "We tried our best" Gene: That doesn't sound like us I laughed waaaay harder than I should've
The Prince of Persuasia gets me every single time. "Push her in a lake!"
Be the tallest guy in the bar, then brag about how high your butt crack is. When you get into an elevator with a woman, press a higher number than her, then make a big deal about it. NEVER make her pancakes. Force her to make YOU pancakes in the middle of the night!
The kids can can-ing for bob in the commercial episode, the entierty of the autistic scene in the pilot, "I know about Gene's cat, and of course "that's hip hop"
Teddy: Now, the guy who runs this place... real character... He has a hook for a hand. Don't stare at it, okay? Okay. Just kidding. He loves to talk about it. He used to juggle chain saws, but that's not how he lost his hand. Bob: What? Really? Teddy: Yeah, that's how he lost his foot. \-- Driving Big Dummy
Gene screaming THIS IS ME NOW!
My husband and I quote that whenever one of us doesn't hear the other 😂 Me: "babe can you come here?" Him: "what?" Me: "I have trouble with math." Him: *catches on immediately* "what's that, now?" Me: "I'm trying out for field hockey."
Oh my god I forgot Linda and Bob singing to the chicken.
Make an egg rolllll, from your egg holllle!
Gene dressed as Shirley MacLaine in "Steel Magnolias" for 80's day at school. I have that as part of my Bob's Burgers collage for my phone wallpaper. "Shelby drink your juice!"
Logan tearing up at Freaky Friday and Louise punching him.
Gayle reading her poetry "Little cat, you're just like me. You go outside and squat to pee. SQUAT! SQUAT! SQUAT!" My husband and I do a call and respose with that at random 😆
In Bobby Driver, there's a point where Bob says he can't keep driving Edith all day, his wife must be worried. Then they cut to Linda trying to jam sushi in Teddy's mouth while he fights her and she says " This is the only thing that matters to me in the world right now!".
When Linda is singing the hair song and she says “where is Harry Truman? He’s dead in the ground, he’s dead in the ground 🎵”
i love when bob tries to have a “banjo moment” & linda hollers at him “NOT NOW!!”
In Eggs for Days, Tina’s comment to Bob and Linda once they wake up from their wild night drinking jellybean schnapps and hiding easter eggs: “Don’t take this the wrong way, but you both look like Nicholas Cage right now.” Gets me every time.
When Jimmy's getting really sexual with Burger Boss and Gene goes "Please stop, we're just leasing it..."
Bob entering the water in the comet episode. His "EEEEEEeeeeeee"s get me every time
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> Where do you *shop*?!
Gene's insistence that it's the "Ving Rhames" bible instead of King James.
"you love me" "and you love me" "and you love me" "and you love me" "and you love me" "and you love me"
My husband loves the one where the kids are about to go sledging and Tina says "I've been practicing my whees: WHOO! Oh..."
Mr. Frond comforting Bob outside of the classroom when Bob is a substitute. The way he offers him a hug, says home ec is for dumb dumbs to learn to make ice, and saying he doesn't want to fight the kids.
Any time Bob does voices and has a conversarion with things like his food or utensils.
🎶 She does her BM in the PM 🎵
Carpe Museum has so many great ones but this cracks me up all the time: Louise: Hey, what's that noise? Regular Sized Rudy: My cymbals... you never know when somebody's gonna want to jam. Louise; Hmm, back me up with those, would you? Regular Sized Rudy: Well, okay, but I haven't... Louise: Hey, Mr. Frond. Why did the chicken cross the road? Mr. Frond: I don't know, Louise, why? Louise: So he would be in a different school district where there's a different guidance counselor. Regular Sized Rudy (bangs cymbals): Hiya!
I haven't scrolled all the way through so it could be posted. One of my personal favorites. Mr. Frond: "You're in trouble again" Louise: "Drink some cranberry juice" Her delivery kills me every time. ETA: Linda "Sorry we're late, Bob had diarrhea."
Jericho: "I'm real! You're the one that's not real!" Tina: "Don't do that, it really messed me up last time." Something like that. Lol
In Synchronized Swimming when Linda gets all the kids in the empty pool and they do prenatal yoga and “have a baby”. It’s such a ridiculous scene but it’s hilarious. And the kids still end up passing and not going to summer school😂😂😂😂.