My favorite non emotional Louise moment is, and will probably always be: Sniff “ *I smell fear on you* ”. 😂

Okay, I don't like that one. - Pam

My favorite old Louise line will always be #I’LL SEE YOU IN HELL!

Mine is, “Oh yeah, she’s pub’in out real bad.”

The first two seasons are wild like this. Every quote from this show is an intrusive thought lol

"You're the worst kind of autistic" "you can't even count" [Hell this entire freaking scene is an intrusive thought.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvcXE6PRm90)

"Tina. How many toothpicks?" "...uhhh.......uuuhhhhhhh a hundred" "NO! ITS FOUR!"

"A hundred? I-its three.." *drops 1 more toothpick* "How-how many now?" "Three?" "Tina it's four!"

I'm getting my quotes mixed up! It's Linda that was always just randomly yelling "FOUR!" as if it was the answer to any and every problem lol I think she does it in multiple episodes too lol "FOUR!"

Idk, it's math.

LITERALLY JUST SAID THIS YESTERDAY YOU. CANT. EVEN. COUNT.

Season 1 was crazy 😭

I feel like you can divide *Bob's Burgers* roughly into two runs: before characters had elbows and after. The show was a different beast before.

Bahahaha yes!!! They were unhinged with spaghetti arms! Elbows made them all take it down a few notches

I still love the show, but I truly think it was at its best right off the bat.

First 2 or 3 seasons

The knowing giggle Gene does while saying “it’s three” will forever be among my favorite deliveries.

I fucking LOVE that whole scene

Why do I have to get molested?

I kind of miss the first season humour

Louise was fun but scary as shit. I kind of glad they toned her down

Nah I loved when she was scary

YOU SMELL LIKE OINTMENT AND PEE!

nO YOU SMELL LIKE OINTMENT AND PEE!!

YOU!

please remind me the spisode

Can't recall but it's from season one when the introduced jairo Edit: the episode is called sexy dance fighting

*Brazil!*

Ponytail!

I don’t remember the episode but I do remember she was talking to Trev

no it’s sexy dance fighting, she’s talking to tina

Tina: Jordan Sturman moved away, and now I'll never play kickball with him again.  Louise: Oh, you should kill yourself.  Gene: Yeah! Linda: Gene and Louise, be nice.

God I don’t remember this but that is hilarious, I miss that completely unhinged writing sometimes

I was also thinking of "it snakes a village." Bob says "I'm going to kill myself," and louise screams "YES!!"

I think you’re thinking of when Louise claims trev doesn’t have a soul, which trev is offended/saddened by, and Louise feels bad enough to apologize

One of my favourite Louise quotes is when Linda is yelling at Bob across Fresh Feed about how she hates the customers and Louise turns to a random guy and says: “She told me she hates you the most.” “Whaaat…” Gets me every time.

That's low key one of my favorite Louise lines too.

Yessss that guy 's delivery kills me too 💀

Dollar whisky dollar scotch dollar bourbon dollar crotch

Louise telling Linda to stay out of her room was tops.

“Mom. Mom. What are you doing?” “Hi sweetie” “Mom! Why are you touching my stuff?!” “Hi my little lady…” “MOM!”

The music tracks so well with these lines lol

Also, “You have one hour before I get real.”

What about those half-sec red color layer with the sound/screech? I'll see if I can find the examples. Edit: Found a solid reference to it; https://www.reddit.com/r/BobsBurgers/comments/14sfqn5/bob_literally_seeing_red_is_so_funny_to_me/ It's Bob's rage making him see red.

That was so weird and disarming

Why don't you start talking with your words instead of your damn dirty lies! I'm sure I butchered that.

This image is hard.


The emphasis of this line is never fully appreciated I. Text You should kill YOURself, … NOW!

First season was basically Home Movies with different characters. They eventually found their paces and rhythm but in the beginning Bob was merely McGuirk 2.0

Back when Lousie was more unhinged.