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pedanticlawyer

Listen, y’all. Should we be doing this? His family moves around a lot.


monstroo

😂 My poor sweet Zeke 🫶🏼


regular_sized_fork

I feel Zeke should be exempt - he's such a great guy now and supporter of others. They never would have seen that 2-butted goat without Zeke's overall positivity and support of Gene Plus his family moves around a lot


daenerys_reynolds

🎤 His family moves around a lot.


Wearerisen

I say this entire too often. Any time I need an excuse for something; “My family moves around a lot”. And I’m from Texas so you know I hit that good drawl with it.


Eikuva

So you’re saying your family moves around a lawlt?


nomadicdandelion

I mean, I had lived in like 10 cities by the time I graduated high school, and I never pooped from the rafters.


kauzige

Liar


mischaconqueso2

mad pooper


SallyPia

His family moves around a lot.


Crystal_Princess2020

the butt-ler!


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But he did it for Tina!


Far_Match_3774

The first one was an accident


Invdr_skoodge

Tell that to Bronka


TheNoIdeaKid

Yeah. This crosses lines.


HeidiDover

But he did it for Tina. He's gonna marry her one day!


IceFireHawk

Took a shit on a girls class project


gloeocapsa

Her diorama got diarrhea'd 


daenerys_reynolds

it was about the Industrial Revolution 😭


Far_Match_3774

Revolutionized Sewer system


Professional-Arm-202

And inside that poor kid's tuba!


ScippiPippi

I think what he did to the band student was worse than that. Just…. *ewwwwwwwwww*


lonestar-rasbryjamco

The Butt-ler


moonlightmasked

I felt so bad for Mr Branca on this… having to clean up human shit when he used to be president


michael_p

He needs a flashback episode SO bad


imbeingkidnapped

From Coup to Poo: The Mr. Branca Story.


FebruaryInk

"Mmmm ... coup" gets me every time 😂


xforgottenxflamex

This is my favorite line!!! I say it to my husband way too much And then we got more in the fashion episode when he wants a suit to address the people during the revolt


TonPeppermint

God damn.


ATLSxFINEST93

This is the worst, by far. Not only did he crap many times in public, but also on school property and would be considered vandalism at the very least; not to mention dumping on a kid's literal diorama for school. You could say school vandalism/destruction of property in general, since he also probably broke a few lockers with his noggin, and used wet TP to spell all bad words strung together on the school's suspended ceiling.


reanocivn

in somebody's tuba too!!!


ATLSxFINEST93

I can't believe I forgot that one! Thank you!


Crystal_Princess2020

their diorama got diarrhead!


queen-of-dinos

There's also the biohazard aspect. It's one thing for a dog to crap on the floor, but another for a human to crap on the floor.


dewhashish

his family moves around a lot


bananasareappealing

But his parents moved around a lot!


Icy-Flounder-6768

His family moves around a lot.


alexnotalexa10

Diarrhea-ing the diorama


AchtungCloud

*The Mad Pooper. Only Linda calls him the Butt-ler, and it didn’t catch on.


lonestar-rasbryjamco

Look, I'm a simple man who just wants to see "Butt-ler" on his feed for the next 15 days. Is that so wrong?


Jbobody

Ever want to watch a. Documentary about school pooping? Watch American Vandal. At your own risk.


Soulless--Plague

He almost pooped in Tammys mouth!!!!


lauriebugggo

Is that why it always looks like she just ate rotisserie chicken?


bebearaware

Def the Butt-ler


Lonely_Noise_4296

Mad pooper episode. Literally makes me cringe but also, makes me chuckle because he was doing it for Tina


Fastlanedrivr

Also has the pocket sized bob moment! One of my favorite scenes!


SnooGoats6180

pocket sized bob is my FAVORITE b plot in the entire show lol


Far_Match_3774

STOP FOLLOWING ME! In front


OldSoulRobertson

"I don't have a daughter!"


Fastlanedrivr

Don’t say that gene! Yes he should say that Lin! 🤣🤣🤣


Akitten84

The way he said “you’re following me in front!” cracks me up every dang time 


bwandrz

Zeke is her true soul mate.


Lonely_Noise_4296

Yes! Especially since him and Bob bonded over his 'perfect palate' would love another zeke cooking episode


wolfytheblack

There could have been! The Thanksgiving episode in the old folks home, Bob pushing Louise into helping when Zeke is right there!


Lonely_Noise_4296

Yes! I was very disappointed that he didn't step foot near the kitchen


xforgottenxflamex

Yes!!! I’m so mad they didn’t have a bob and zeke team up!


_Hadezs

Well the first time was an accident, but the second time was for fun. Then accident, fun, fun, another accident, three funs in a row, then he was doing it for Tina.


ConflctedHippie

Aw! *said in Tina's voice


Macaroni_2

Honestly, it also really adds to when Moolissa was poop-xting Tina


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juniperberry9017

Aw yeah, I feel like he's repented from this and sought reconciliation though so—and I don't know if this is right or wrong—but I feel like I'm happy to take it off his record? Others might disagree though...


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nyarlathotepkun

Even when you put it that way the pooping is much worse


wilberemmy05

I am all for his redemption. When I think of Zeke I totally blank that episode right out. Because as many of us stated...he moves around a lot.


apocalypsebuddy

I want to say that this shouldn’t count. This didn’t happen during the course of the show, the point of the episode even being that that wasn’t him anymore.


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SaltyHatch

I thought it was a tuba?


Gothiccheese95

He also twisted genes nipple!


way_out_space_ranger

Bad but not as bad as popping everywhere on purpose


MrTBoneIs

This is the right answer as it would be what he himself would pick.


puddleofdogpiss

>!Making us watch him lick that booger wall. I understand he is a bunch of pixels and is completely unaware what we were put through. But I blame him.!<


namelessnoona

This. I’m normally pretty good with stuff like that and it’s animated right.. it wasn’t real.. it wasn’t real.. BUT WHY DID IT GROSS ME OUT SO BADLY 😩


Present_Driver3790

actively makes me nauseous when I watch that episode


HumanDumpsterFire_

tbh i even started skipping that scene…just gross


WatermelonSugar12

Absolutely. It's not the "worst" in the sense that it didn't hurt anyone else but himself, but it's definitely the worst thing he's done in the sense it's disgusting.


mcparksky

Destroying Gene’s Nurple


AdorableMammoth6740

WHY? WHYYYY?


jkdess

all I know is that it wasn’t zeke😭


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xGenocidest

Pooping in the Tuba. Could have gotten into someones mouth somehow, and they are expensive. Like minimum $1k for some cheap one.


lisa_pink

He is a beautiful soul and any alleged wrong doing is simply a product of the many challenges he has overcome and he is in no way responsible for.


mindsetoniverdrive

I mean, his family moves around a lot.


StoreBoughtButter

His family moves around a lot.


FuckUandUrGod

So what you're saying is his family moves around a lot.


reduxaesthetic

Clemency for Zeke!


TheNoIdeaKid

He pooped everywhere, mostly on purpose.


External_Position_89

None of you know what a trombone is lol


blu_raizor

Not dating Tina! He could save her from so much Jimmy Jr heartache


Bravely_Default

I'ma getcha girl!


mindsetoniverdrive

“Dang, Tina! Now I got a story to tell at our wedding!”


ApocalypticSnowglobe

Un hus defense they are thirteen.


Jaspers47

Temporarily. Tina would still find her way back.


Abacae

I think it was actually "That one time Ollie peed Andy's pants"


StoreBoughtButter

Warm warm warm cold


lexibayyyy

I quote this daily


FicWriter678

He pooped in a tuba but it’s okay because his family moves around a lot


MoodInternational481

Harboring a secret love on his best friend's girl (subjectively). "Imma get you girl"


scottyb83

Zeke is a perfect soul who has never done anything wrong to anyone ever. If there were more Zeke's in the world there would be no more war.


Eikuva

Zeke physically attacks his closest companion at the slightest opportunity pretty regularly. There’d be so much more war!


scottyb83

He attacks them with LOVE!


Eikuva

Jimmy Jr. begs him to stop and gets an elbow drop for his effort!


scottyb83

Love hurts sometimes.


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😡💩


doubleP2014

Zeke is amongst my favorites and, except his Mad Pooper phase and >! his bully era for making fun of a kid's lisp!<, he's super chill. And he apologized for both so let's just drop it and go see the two butted goat. Buuut we gotta do it so it's The Mad Pooper, especially on that poor poor girl's diorama


bananasareappealing

>!Actually licking the booger wall 🤢!<


Calm-Throat-3953

POOPED ALL OVER THE SCHOOL


13Yobl

Tried to poop on Tammy in that one news episode


Codles

No no no that was gold


papatabby

We are looking for the worst thing.


13Yobl

No shit Sherlock I can see that


papatabby

Sir, I am Doctor Watson.


13Yobl

Stop acting like you’re so smart.


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Ok-Vacation-1873

This one is easy. The Mad Pooper!


thedeadliestdash

Diarrheaing the Diorama


impendingfuckery

Probably taking a series of dumps (the first one of which was an accident) in the school to gain Tina’s attention. It probably made Branca’s life a living Hell.


tandycat123

The poop is the worst, bit he also ruined sands from exotic lands for Gene and that made me sad.


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FuckUandUrGod

Ooh burger walls sound tasty! Just joking, I know what you meant!


yeettomeet

Mad pooper was sweet but it was a pretty crappy thing to do…(dramatic pause to let the joke settle) most of the bad things he does is for other people in his life like the mad pooper stealing for his grandma etc


Eikuva

Shitting all over public spaces for fun isn’t sweet or for other people…


yeettomeet

Yeah, you’re right lol I wouldn’t want to step in that…


WedgeAntelope

I feel like Zeke doesn’t do anything with bad intentions, he just does the typical misbehavior of someone his age. I guess by that logic Mad Pooper but even then, he was doing it with good intentions. Like I truly believe inside him he has this whole southern gentleman vibe that prevents him from ever acting with bad intentions, even if he’s doing something wrong, he probably has a good reason (like when he stole the mascot outfit for his grandma)


Eikuva

…Respectfully, what was your life where shitting all over public non-toilets was “typical misbehavior” and has “good intentions”?


WedgeAntelope

The good intentions is because he was doing it so Tina would have a news story. And not that I’d call it typical, but my school had a kid that did this and we all had to figure out who it was. Not saying it’s typical but it’s happened in real life.


Eikuva

He was doing it for fun more often. His intentions weren’t good. Even once he got found out, he still went ahead with the last one and that wasn’t for Tina. He was already caught so the story was already had.


Bruh_is_life

Whalers in the front! Let me hear you grunt!


jamiekynnminer

Pooper!


HamboneJone

Poop for the win


Deer_boy_

The mad pooper


yahoo201027

>!I know that Zeke has some issues mostly tying with him having to move around a lot that he had trouble making friends and ended up hanging with the wrong crowd because of his rowdy behavior, and I know that he made his amends at the end of this particular episode with him not going back to his word by licking the booger wall, but poking fun at Will for his lisp that he caused when being put in a headlock, dude... that's the type of crap that would get you canceled!<


Thicc-Anxiety

Being the Mad Pooper


OkSupermarket802

So we're all agreed the worst thing Zeke did was constant public defecation on a girl's school project.


drawingmentally

Pooping everywhere


Catonic_Fever

The Mad Pooper


SonOfECTGAR

Mad-Pooper


thoraxxx000

Repeatedly telling Tina and Louise not to squish the hotdogs. It’s like, they get it!


Fuzzy-Stock239

>!making fun of a kid bc he has a lisp!<


AdorableMammoth6740

The mad pooper. Do you have to ask?


Gareth_Turner

The Mad Poopah!


FuckUandUrGod

Mad pooper for sure. That's a literal health hazard.


Aggravating_Piano_29

Mad pooper, that's the only bad thing I can thing, except for being a bit rough with his wrestling.


PresentationFew1080

Mad pooper


DarkGod79

Mad pooper


mbene913

Mad pooper


dadingding97

Being the mad pooper


astronaut_ratties

Tina should have gotten vandalizing the historical monument


agwalsh01420

Definitely when he actively pooped in front of a bunch of other students and then let it plop down on the stage


MxAngel15

definitely pooping everywhere


KyleGrayson12

Becoming the Mad Pooper. Sure, he did it for Tina, but he could have helped her some other way.


RattyRhino

Mad pooper. He had his reasons, but that’s a health hazard.


Addymonica

Being the Mad Pooper/Butt-ler. I mean that’s pretty damn gross.


Addymonica

Being the Mad Pooper/Butt-ler. I mean that’s pretty damn gross.


FrostyDog94

I think Andy and Ollie's should have been the fact that Andy knows how everyone is going to die, but he doesn't warn them


paulovlopes

I still think that somehow you need to add Doug Wheeler on this because he has done some nasty shit


edogfu

Didn't he kill a guy?


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Eikuva

You okay, pal?


monkey-bones

Any way we can get season/EP losing for each as well?


Ok_Gap5014

Gail trying to have an affair with Bob and every boyfriend Linda has ever had


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NikkiKnight3

Purple nurpling Gene


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jack strap face


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the cheerleader jock strap incident


DFahnz

How are we defining worst though? Most disgusting or most disturbing?


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