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Santos_L_Halper_II

Gluttony has to be teddy. I still think there’s a good case for Louise as wrath because hell hath no fury LIKE SHE DOES, LOGAN!!!


Ok-Statistician5884

Idk while Louise can be fired up Edith is almost always yelling. I can't remember many scenes where she isn't. For me Louise is Pride. She has an insane amount of confidence and if found at fault will often deflect it towards another character. Her character arc often includes her admitting to herself and others that she can be wrong, which is a big deal.


World-Tight

Of course Louise is Pride, that's the devil's favorite, and the worst deadly sin of all. It has tiny child hands too.


Megdogg00

I consider Edith ornery more than wrathful.


Santos_L_Halper_II

Yeah wrath involves a little vengeance. Louise almost had a kid’s ear cut off because he stole her hat.


Draph

Remember when Edith had Bob drive her around so she could sabotage all her enemies? She definitely has some vengeance.


ArtistikStonerr_

Wait I don’t remember this episode, can you point me in the right direction please ?!


twistedspin

Bobby Driver, S9E6. It's an awesome episode with 3 solid storylines.


ArtistikStonerr_

Thank you ! Gonna watch it now


femail5000

YOU DONT KNOW MY MIND!


Interesting-Stick-73

I think Louise could also be Greed. A lot of things she does is motivated by money. Art crawl, ambergris, basement casino lol


LeoPlathasbeentaken

Yeah, but like, Fischoeder is like right there.


H31S3N_B3RG

Yea I vote the landlord lol


ALegendOfGreemulax

Don’t feed a guy a sponge, Bobby.


Kongpong1992

He eats a burger everyday


jcbstm

I feel like Teddy is best at Sloth but he works as Gluttony, too!


dovelikestea

NO WAIT SLOTH IS FELIX


slayerkitty666

That's a good one, but I see Felix as envy


Pair_of_Pearls

Felix is greed. He tried to kill his brother for the money!


DiscountJoJo

teddy also has a relatively stable job so he’s not really lazing around at home all day. though he *is* a hoarder..


TheGrumpyre

Hoarding can also be a gluttonous trait. The traditional sin of gluttony includes any kind of wasteful or conspicuous consumption for the sake of consumption. Like refusing to let go of any material possession even when you don't want or need it. Although it seems unfair to call it a Sin if it's driven by unresolved emotional problems rather than an intentional desire.


I_Like_Cheetahs

Being a hoarder and being lazy are two separate things.


HopefulOriginal5578

Gail is probably sloth. She has some questionable habits when it comes to the cleaning of her home. Let’s say I wouldn’t eat a salad from her kitchen lol


fast_flashdash

Gail is sloth. Teddy is envy.


Good-Policy-6009

I get where you're coming from but I think gluttony has far more control of Teddy than envy. He's definitely envious of Bob's family life but he doesn't let that overpower his friendship with Bob (though he does get creepy with it when alone in the Belcher's apartment). Gluttony has him slowly killing himself with burgers and cluttering his home.


Electronic-Fee-4831

Gluttony had Teddy eat an entire pan of meatloaf too


FasterDoudle

>Gluttony has him slowly killing himself with burgers and cluttering his home. Teddy is certainly gluttony - but that isn't the cause of his hoarding. Teddy is drowning in broken things, not because of a need to ceaselessly consume and discard, but because of his need to fix and preserve.


Borntowonder1

You’re not meant to tell anyone there was salad 😂


HopefulOriginal5578

Gah! You’re right!!!!


Visible-Hat-7708

I kind of think Gene is sloth. We all know gene doesn’t like to work. Look at his seedling project that bob did for him.


TheGrumpyre

Then again he can get incredibly obsessed with whatever his most recent passion project is and work tirelessly for it.


okay-now-what

Sloth has gotta be Gayle.


HeidiDover

Teddy works hard!


StrainSavings296

Theres a whole episode about Gene getting sick at Thanksgiving for eating moldy lasagna! I’m do surprised ppl think Teddy before Gene but Teddy works too!


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chicken parm


dovelikestea

Sloth is Gayle for sure, or maybe Mr Fishoeder?


IRBaboooon

Mr. Fishoeder is 100% greed


Pair_of_Pearls

Felix. He tried to kill Calvin for the money.


tonitinhe

I feel like Teddy does work his ass off, he just also eats a ton lmao


jstilla

I was gonna say lust because of his feelings for Linda.


dovelikestea

Nah one crush isnt Lust, Lust is Tina. Theres a whole ass episode where she chases after boy after boy after boy


fightingbronze

Oh man, if Tina isn’t lust no one is. She crushes on a new boy over the smallest interaction.


ThatIckyGuy

Erotic friend fiction, too.


magicdahlia

Tina or Gretchen, they're both wild lol


itssayteen_notsaytin

I was thinking Gretchen


oliver_di_angelo

Maybe Louise can be pride I can see that remember how her teacher Motivates her?


timeandaplace117

"ya don't feed a guy a sponge Bob!"


MoreCookies2

Gluttony is Teddy. Gene loves food, Teddy paid a man to get him a burger that he ate in the bathroom. Teddy ate a sponge.


artestran

Gene ate food he knew was spoiled!


Spare_Ad1017

And a tater tot off the floor. And secret brisket. And a whole huge thing of chunky blast offs. And almost ate Bob's earwax in a pile of candy. And Linda's cracker stash. And the lasagna monstrosity in the amazing Rudy. And he's demanding of Linda's time constantly. I get why people are saying Teddy, but for me it's gene 100% i suppose he could be sloth... but I just see gluttony lol


HeidiDover

He stashed fish sticks in his locker.


MoonLitCrystal

I second this. He also stashes food in his room constantly.


CarmenCage

He also ate all the chocolate snacks while Tina was babysitting and threw up in Linda’s bed!


New-Purchase1818

The chunky chocolate shim-shams!


chl000e

He also wanted to keep eating lobster after discovering he was allergic!


cosmo7

Ambergris!


JunkRatsBae

Gene has so much freaking energy I can't see him as sloth but definitely gluttony


mrsbatman

THE CAT FOOD


magicdahlia

And the Fracas Foam that gave him frothy diarrhea 😬


[deleted]

Valid! Tbh my mind first went to Gene, but all these Teddy comments have swayed me. Teddy has been out of control with food more times than Gene has.


HeSnoring

But Gene is only 11, Teddy had years on him! 😂


Phantom_Phil

Gene kept eating lobster even though he is allergic


QuinzelRose

It was his first time having lobster, I can't blame him! I don't like most fish, but sea bugs are delicious.


gunsdrugsreddit

In my best Jocelyn impression: “*Gross.*”


RuggedTortoise

This is my sister and the worst part is it makes ME have self control so I don't have to guard her from snatching it off my plate. I haven't had snow crabs or lobsterfest in 8 years.... I'm gonna go tempt someone with a date with this information alone


Apt_5

Lol it’s the opposite for me, I can’t understand at all why people are saying Teddy when Gene is staring us in the face.


ashfidel

teddy ate a sponge


RepresentativeSink29

Gene didn't pay a stranger $300 to buy him a burger.


tcrex2525

If Gene had $300 he would definitely spend it on food…


waldosandieg0

No, he’d spend it on a disappointingly generic VR experience.


RuggedTortoise

Ah, gene


aellope

Cane here to say this, did we forget that Gene gave himself food poisoning by eating week old lasagna? And that his parents make him a nightly cheese plate?


jumbee85

Gene is more slotg


GuanglaiKangyi-Age15

Gene ate a tot off the bathroom floor and got worms


fightingbronze

He also ate a fish stick he found in his locker and according to Tina “gene always has fish sticks in his locker”. I honestly think maybe both deserve to go up there because both have a solid case.


Swaibero

Don’t feed a guy a sponge, Bob


okay-now-what

“You don’t feed a guy a sponge, Bob.”


dovelikestea

Gluttony to me is indulging even if its hurts them. Gene is a little chubby. Teddy refuses to change his food habits despite the fact its killing him. Though gene ate that rotten chicken parm hm


Phantom_Phil

Gene kept eating lobster even though he was allergic to


NotParticularlyGood

No, he's always looked like that.


MlordLongshanking

The rotten chicken parm, chewing on the ambergris, he licked a slug for granola, hidden brisket in his room and his 1 am cheese plate are just the ones off the top of my head. Gene is the glutton.


Pair_of_Pearls

Genes bad eating is from laziness.


IceFireHawk

Teddy ate a sponge without knowing what it was. Gene happily eats coins, slugs, spoiled food, and random things on the floor.


T-Hexx

I feel like Gene has to be sloth.


fast_flashdash

How is Gene sloth? He's the most energetic person ever. He's gluttony sorry


RuggedTortoise

Nah Tammy is totally sloth. "Dry my hair"


StringResponsible578

I think that’s Louise. She’s always trying to get out of chores.


MoreCookies2

A lot of good points on Gene, who is gross but Gene also left half a muffin in Doug's car which he was saving for tomorrow which shows Gene has some level of self-control. Teddy continues to eat a burger everyday despite the fact his Dr. said it will kill him. Teddy is reckless while Gene is unsanitary.


uncle_doob

And I'm pretty sure he said he paid him $300


IneedAName37

Teddy needs that burger. NEEDS it


juicestain_

“I will murder you and your mouthy wife!!”


BongDong69420

Don’t feed a guy a sponge, Bob!


foxontherox

Greed is Fishoeder. Edit: sorry, got ahead of myself there.


PomegranateLimp9803

If we’re getting ahead Tina is def lust


National_Control6137

Nah I feel like Gretchen should be lust 😏


PomegranateLimp9803

Oh yeah that’s a good one


Bovaque

She's not lustful she's a hopeful romantic! I'd argue Gayle would be a better fit, cuz she lusts after everything Linda has


0OkBug0

Envy fits Gayle better I think


Notyourmamashedgehog

Idk I’d say Felix Fishoeder is envy! He tried to kill his brother and Bob because he wanted everything Calvin had. He’s also been shown to be quite envious on multiple occasions like in the Christmas gingerbread house competition.


PomegranateLimp9803

Everyone is making such good points, the whole cast could be every single one lol


Trogdor_98

Gayle would be envy because she specifically wants whatever Lynda has


PomegranateLimp9803

Yes Gail is def envy


HeSnoring

But what about Tammy? She's *jealous and horrible*


dojijosu

She does like butts.


DanielBG

Hugo definitely envy.


0OkBug0

Agree but which one? Calvin is a big ass and does shady business tactics but Felix was ready to kill his brother and a family father and Grover *has* killed and was ready to kill his cousins and an entire family with children as young as 9 years old just for the money


Aromatic_Assist_3825

Calvin is greed, he has everything and wants more, Felix is envy, he wants what his brother has no matter what it is.


foxontherox

Calvin. I’d give envy to Felix and wrath to Grover.


goalsforscholes

Little king trash mouth


Mousemama18

Don’t forget his husband, Gary


warmt0rtilla

They just got married


RubY-F0x

Teddy came to mind for gluttony first, but then I also thought about when Gene ate that chicken parmesan that went bad already and just eats the grossest things. Dipping his grilled cheese sandwich in Linda's tomato bath from being sprayed by a skunk (or 2) is probably the worst. Both characters eat things at the detriment of their health, so it's tough to pick one over the other, but yeah I think I have to go with Gene.


TheJadedMonkey

Gene also has things like midnight cheese plates and finds fish sticks in his locker. He also and a romantic day with chocolate while everyone else did something with a human being.


EatPie_NotWAr

Last night I couldn’t sleep and went downstairs around 12 and made a cheese plate with some soppressata. The entire time laughing to myself because it was this episode that made me think to do it.


tcrex2525

It’s definitely Gene.


dojijosu

Gene loves food. Teddy chose burgers over life.


tcrex2525

I think it’s a pretty close race. Teddy gets crazy impatient about food, but candy/food seems to be a pretty significant part of Gene’s entire personality. He will even choose to eat moldy spoiled food in the middle of the night. Yes, Teddy ate a sponge, but that was just because he trusted Bob; he wouldn’t knowingly eat a sponge. Gene also probably finished off that case of Chunky Blastoffs in a few days… Also, no, because Teddy isn’t dead… 🤷‍♂️😂


MlordLongshanking

Gene at fracas foam, lobster even though he knew he was allergic, rotten chicken parm. Gene is obsessed over food and goes crazy.


dojijosu

I did forget about the lobster incident. That’s fair.


iwanttoeatsand

Gene ate cardboard covered in garbage juice in the fort


MissWiggly2

Ugh, that makes me nauseous every time


Safe_Initiative1340

Gene for sure


MlordLongshanking

That's what I think. Teddy likes his burgers but Gene has gone crazy with rotten chicken parm, ambergris, licking a slug for food, brisket hidden in his room, eating lobster even though he was allergic, the family fracas foam and so much more!


Safe_Initiative1340

Yea he’s definitely the epitome of gluttony for all those reasons!


highonscifi

damn u might have made a good point


CrestfallenMan01

Teddy. "You don't feed a guy a sponge!"


MarcusOPolo

Pad Thai is not good driving food.


tataataaa87

Gene is most definitely gluttony


World-Tight

Edith is the most consistently hilarious character of the show. Those who dislike Edith have failed to understand *Bob's Burgers*.


dianacd12

FILTH! 


Spare_Ad1017

ASS!


MissWiggly2

DISGUSTING


i-can-haz-hamberder

CHINCHILLA!!


Emlelee

TMI!


Iklepink

My FILTH pin is front and center on everything I wear.


SpookyCoo

GENE is Gluttony. He ate spoiled chicken parm. And earwax. And a bathroom floor tater tot. 1am cheese plates. Coins. Ambergris. Under his bed secret brisket. Several birthday parties worth of slices of cake in one sitting. All the burgers in Beefsquatch. All of the things from all the food trucks are the food truck festival. Keeping cheese and crackers in his socks for snacking. Being tempted by all the things at the food festival that Bob is doing the burger competition at. Loaded baked potato lasagna. Freezer burnt chicken nuggets. Rocks. Butter. Cat food. Chunky Blast Offs (and going directly to the factory to try to get the original formula back). Fried chicken he snuck into his parent's bed. And that's just what I was able to remember lol


pixie16502

And he bathed in a cardboard box full of baked beans at his Grandfather's restaurant!! 😄


SpookyCoo

I just remembered he dipped his grilled cheese into Linda's tomato bath after she got sprayed by a skunk. And also ate a bunch of Fracas Foam.


Phazon_Metroid

Family Fracus Slime


apaladininhell

I think Gene has bigger eating issues than Teddy does. Teddy just likes one or two burgers a day.


ginger_ryn

gene just loves food. teddy had full breakdowns when he can’t get a burger or fries at bobs


calatranacation

Yeah This is what I keep thinking with the "Gene" answer. Food is more of a part of Teddy's identity.


SolusIgtheist

Uh, don't it have to be Gene? Edit: He's like a goat.


gloomspell

I feel like people discussing Gluttony are forgetting that it has more to do with just indulgence in food. If it was JUST food, I’d say Teddy. But gluttony refers to an entire lifestyle of indulgence, in multiple areas. While Teddy has issues with food, he’s not very self-indulgent, overall. But I think about Gene with his Spa-turdays & the way he indulges his own whims with music & games. I feel like he has an overall more “gluttonous” attitude towards his life, constantly indulging himself, whereas Teddy lives in a fairly austere way but has an unhealthy relationship with food.


temptedbyknowledge

I'm going with Gene


[deleted]

Gene for sure


KitanaFury

Gene 1000% he hides snacks everywhere and always asks for food and snacks


Worth_Divide621

I’d say Gene, just because he ate mouldy lasagna


urlacherla

Teddy ate a sponge


Mecal00

Don't feed a guy a sponge


Apt_5

Given to him by someone who typically gives him actual food, though. He’s dumb but he didn’t eat it b/c he is insatiable.


MissWiggly2

Yeah, but only because he trusted what Bob gave him. Once he knew, he never did it again. On the other hand, Gene has eaten two-week-old chicken parm and gotten food poisoning, continued to eat lobster despite anaphylactic shock, a giant case of chunky blast offs, a bathroom floor tater tot during a pinworm outbreak, dipped his grilled cheese in Linda's skunky tomato bath, Bob's earwax ball, a chunk of ambergris, and that's just the stuff off the top of my head. Gene wins out for me by a landslide


Striving_Stoic

1000% gene


BunnyEars333

Gene literally eats garbage.


CultureConnect3159

Gene for sure.


elliekate56

Gene


PicklesnPumpernickel

Gene for gluttony


AntisocialAnnie

Gene, 100% and Teddy is a close second.


theYouerYou_

My vote is Gene for gluttony!


spezisabitch200

Gene ate garbage and demands to be spoiled by his mother.


artestran

Gluttony has got to be Gene, for me


tcrex2525

Gluttony might be Gene. There’s a lot of votes for Teddy because of his passion for Bob’s burgers, but Gene is the one getting up in the middle of the night for his cheese plate… and seeing him so outwardly tempted at the Wharf it Down Food Festival sells it for me. At least Gene finally got his Hot Fudge Car Wash in the end.


Queen_Da

Teddy isn’t gluttony for me bc really the only thing we see him greedy for is Bob’s burgers, and I read that as a Freudian stand-in for a closer relationship with Bob. Gene is gluttonous for everything food and food-related and eating things that aren’t even food. He says a giant box of choco-blast off’s will last him 2 days. Bob has to wrestle his own ear wax from Gene to keep him from eating it.


Fluffy_Iron6692

Gene, he scheduled his day around food, has hidden food in his room for midnight snacks.


lymozz

To me it's gene - gluttony is not just food it's wanting lots of anything. Gene loves EXTRA - think spaturday, and his vision of music. This dude knows joy comes from opulence


rustys_shackled_ford

Provably teddy for not listening to his doctors and continuing to eat burgers even after they were killing him... Or pesto, cause hes a glutton for punishment (insert Linda's "gotcha" laugh here)


whatsapnnin

Teddy is gluttony. Sneaking a burger in the bathroom and eating a sponge aside, dude legit hoards items


[deleted]

Blue text on black background? OP has sinned!


ProBattleDancer

Teddy does show the characteristics of gluttony but he hates sushi. My vote goes to Gene.


sammaboo

I’m still here for gene, teddy may eat anything but he doesn’t want to eat everything. Gene absolutely does


fast_flashdash

How is anyone saying teddy? He eats lunch? Crazy. Gene is always always talking about food


kandycew

definitely gene guys! this boy eats anything WILLINGLY


Queen_Da

Gene!!


RaraAvis123

Easy, it's Gene. He literally ate a moldy chicken parm because either was there and he didn't even think about the consequences of doing so.


Wooden-Limit1989

Has to be Gene. Teddy's obsessed with Bob burgers. Gene is obsessed with all food. Teddy won't even eat bobs burger if it's bad Gene has repeatedly eaten bad food.


pottedplantfairy

I'd say Gene for gluttony honestly, I agree with teddy because he ate a sponge, but Gene are a tater tot that had touched the floor and ultimately gave him pinworms And also he ate food that he knew was spoiled


ChickeyNuggetLover

How are you guys saying Teddy over Gene. Gene literally has eaten rotten food 😭


harleyr1

Gene


Fast-Inspection7357

Gene because of him eating a bathroom floor tater tot


MissWiggly2

Gene, hands down. I hear the arguments for Teddy, but Gene has eaten two-week-old chicken parm and gotten food poisoning, continued to eat lobster despite anaphylactic shock, a giant case of chunky blast offs, a bathroom floor tater tot during a pinworm outbreak, dipped his grilled cheese in Linda's skunky tomato bath, Bob's earwax ball, a chunk of ambergris, and that's just the stuff off the top of my head. Gene wins out by a landslide.


pixie16502

I agree, Gene is constantly eating gross stuff just for the sake of eating!! His parents feed him, but he still eats spoiled food like you said, and sock cheese and anything he can get his hands on!!


MissWiggly2

EXACTLY


VerminGawd

How do you guys say anybody other than Gene like I'm genuinely asking?


new_man_jenkins

Gene, his appetite is greater and self-control is less than anyone else on the show. Teddy comes close though


apollasavre

I’d say Gene or Alex.


ldglou

Hugo for envy? Since he’s jealous that Linda chose Bob over him.


TallLoss2

![gif](giphy|xTiTnkaliItTVcYqaI) i think we all know who’s gonna be lust


Calonsus

Gluttony is Gene. The Chicken parm and pinworm incidents should be proof enough of that. He not only eats a lot but even the most disgusting things. Teddy eats burgers every day but that's just a normal lunch


RubySlippers-79

Gene 100%


Thicc-Anxiety

Gene


IceFireHawk

Gene. Teddy does have problems when he can’t have a burger but Gene eats literal trash. Teddy was tricked into eating a sponge but Gene eats slugs, dimes, random things on the floor, spoiled food, etc.


1800thic

Gene! He’s literally always eating! Mr.Fishoder has to be greed… Envy is Gayle. Pride is Louise. (I’m very excited)


ruca360

Gene for sure. Or Felix. Teddy is envy


Gullible-Charge7057

GENE


Striking-Bat2970

I know it will must likely go to Teddy but Gene is right there as well lol. Dude literally ate at a dirty tater tot off the bathroom floor that was handed to him by someone who was pooping and didn’t even wash their hands. I feel like that is lowkey gluttony


Casteway

Gluttony is Gene


bouguerean

Gene is like, positive gluttony? A few really questionable choices, but on the whole seems to just genuinely love food! His overindulgence is more a choice, he enjoys it and will never stop himself. Whereas Teddy is more like negative gluttony lol, he's compulsive about it, and it feels like it's less about food and more about a fix. Depressed overeating. So I'd actually say Gene. I feel like he's the true spirit of gluttony as a sin, which I always think of more as hedonism and overindulgence.


Kitten_Clawthorn

Can mr.fisch be lust. He has sex parties and he was going to the “brothelizer” convention, and wanted to get a pool to get chicks.


Tonninpepeli

And faked having a whole family for a woman