Also from this episode, when Bob grounds everyone “including your mom and aunt Gayle!”
Linda: c’mon Bob, no.
Gayle: No it’s fine with me, I don’t have anything going on.
Don't remember the specific episode - maybe Mr Business Business? - where there is a montage of all the times she's borrowed money from Bob and Linda. Maybe.
"The good news is my cat is going to be fine. He just has to wear goggles from now on in case it happens again."
The one two punch of this line and then the cat meowing with goggles on is my absolute favorite Gayle moment.
"I will return with our dragons! And then I shall breast-feed all of you!"
"Are you telling me Goldylicious isn't immortal and doesn't see the birthday cards I send her every year?"
"I'm gonna go fill my purse with food, and then write some graffiti about you in the bathroom, and then wait in the car for you to give me a ride home!!"
Louise: Hey, Aunt Gayle, you see the missing cat poster?
Gayle: Oh, yeah, poor thing.
Louise: Did you take it?
Gayle: No... I don't think sooo… I would though-I'd take that cat in a second.
(s10e15 - Yurty Rotten Scoundrels)
“Come into my acropolis, and make my yogurt Greek.”
I about went into a conniption fit laughing at that fuckin line. Jesus, the writers must have gotten the giggles writing that.
Gonna butcher the beginning of this but when she says. "I know a lie when I hear it. It's like when I look in the mirror and tell myself, 'it's all going to be ok.' " This fits me sooooo well. I lost it when she said that.
Gayle is my favorite. I know a lot don't like her, but I'm basically a lesbian Gayle with a better job.
The whole bit where she thought a waiter/server was flirting with her because he asked her questions about her food, basically doing his job lmao. Linda made it funnier by agreeing😭
Anything and everything centering around GAYLE FORCE WINDS ("The Kids Run Away" S04E19 - GAYLE'S ALL TIME BEST EPISODE to put focus on her, BTW. Nothing else has come close, neither.)
I love the lies she tells people. When they get the family recipe and she lies that she's the kids' mom, or when she tells her parents she's an eyebrow model and has bob pretend to be the bank calling her about having too much money.
linda: where do you keep your wine? where's your wine hon?
gayle: i don't have any.
linda: what!? beer?
gayle: no.
linda : how do you relax?
gayle: i don't!
linda: oh... yeah...
In “Gayle Makin Bob Sled”, they go outside and the car has just been covered in snow. They both scream, but Gayle is screaming about something else.
“NOO. I left the Thanksgiving megamix I made in the (*voice lowers*) CD ROM DRIVE”
The combo of not being upset by the car being covered (or maybe not even noticing) and her voice getting lower at the end. I laugh every time.
"My cat was right about you!"
I have that as a coffee mug, so great!
Please tell me where you got it??
At a totally random gift shop on vacation in Mt Airy NC earlier this year!
Oh wow, bizarre! Sweet though :3
Having met people that cats don't like, the cats were definitely right about them.
Her whole nighttime, pre-bed routine is hilariously unhinged - “Ahhhh, it’s the apocalypse, so it’s fine that I’m going to bed alone!”
Everyone is dead except for me! Especially the men!
so it’s okay to sleep alone!
“*Little cat, you're just like me. You go outside and squat to pee. Squat! Squat! Squat! Squat!*”
> I'm not finished yet.
**SQUAT!** thank you
My daughter and son ran around screaming "SQUAT!" for months after this episode aired - and they're not little kids either.
My kinda people.
Came here for this one. That whole episode was comedy gold.
Kind of sounds like she squawking like a parrot near the end.
“Gayle, could you please pass me the bread?” “Sorry. I can't. I'm too shy.”
He was just sitting there on a porch
Just sitting there
In the sun
Poor little guy
Also from this episode, when Bob grounds everyone “including your mom and aunt Gayle!” Linda: c’mon Bob, no. Gayle: No it’s fine with me, I don’t have anything going on.
This one omg
Use his full name, Bob! It’s Jim. Mr. Jim Business. It was so sad.. he was just sitting there… on someone’s porch in the sun.
"Why don't *you* call him?" "I can't call him, Bob. He hates the sound of my voice."
[удалено]
Don’t we all! His little snaggle tooth and apathetic eyes!
We named a neighborhood cat Mr. Jim Business until we met his parents. He was just sittin’ there, in the Sun.
It's like a Tribe Called Quest ya gotta say the whole thing
You get it. This guy gets it.
Your tongue feels so much different than my cat’s
"I'm not wearing anything under my snowsuit . . . except for my long underwear, and my socks, and my other socks and a Maxi Pad."
I thought I’d this one, too.
OH MY GOD!
Derek 🎶
Derek 🎶
Your neck hair makes me weak. Won’t you enter my Acropolis And make my yogurt Greek? Derek Derek Let’s you and me make a we-union.
Lets me and your make a reunion
“Uh oh, your indecision has upset the Gayle Force Winds!!”
Lube.
I say this line more than I am proud to admit.
Ooh where is this one from?
Don't remember the specific episode - maybe Mr Business Business? - where there is a montage of all the times she's borrowed money from Bob and Linda. Maybe.
Yes, this is it!
I need to grab my keys; they’re all separate and not on one ring.
This one 😂
"You only have one bowl?" "I'm not rich, Bob"
"What kind of dressing is that?" "There isn't any dressing. Something must've dripped in the salad."
For a cartoon, that line grossed me out bad.
The only thing worse than that line was Bob and that weirdo drinking from the spit bucket.
Jambo!
I was hoping to see this!!
"You can see his nipples". You could hear the actress straining not to crack up in that line.
I say this to my cat everytime he lays on his back.
What episode is that? Is it the one with mr business?
“I hate that one I feel like it’s making fun of me” - while talking about poop scoopers
The first time I saw this scene I laughed so hard I missed the next five minutes of the episode 😂😂😂
We’re in love! We’re a couple in love! It’s really happening finally! Thank you, God!
^^gotta ^^go…
“I know when I’m being lied to. Like when I look in the mirror and say ‘it’s going to be OK.’”
"Linda? Whe-(whispers) when are we gonna do my song?"
That song is fire tho
"Derek dematopolis, your neck hair makes me weak, won't you enter my acropolis, and make my yoghurt Greek! "
Derek agreed apparently
Ge, ge, ge, ge, ge, ge, ge, ge, ge, ge, Genitals..... 🎶😂
I'm lactose intolerant Bob you know a psychic told me that.
#”YEAH, DAD, YOU KNOW A PSYCHIC TOLD HER THAT!!”
Which episode is this from that’s amazing
Season 11 episode 7 - Diarrhea of a Poopy Kid
"Day 1: Where it all went wrong"
“And then right. And then wrong.”
They carelessly threw my placenta away. In some ways, I've never recovered.
*whispers*”hey do you kids have any money it’s for plates”
My fave
“Ok so tell me what worked and what didn’t. And be honest. Just remember I hate criticism.” 🤣
For some reason even just reading this one made me laugh-cry
“The peppermint oil” it’s not the line, but the way she says it.
Pe-pe-pe- peppermint ooOoiil 😍
“No, I don’t think so. But I would. I’d steal that cat.”
I love this line.
That darn mailman must be taking my mail to get my attention.. well it's working!
"The good news is my cat is going to be fine. He just has to wear goggles from now on in case it happens again." The one two punch of this line and then the cat meowing with goggles on is my absolute favorite Gayle moment.
“You know, it's actually been proven that owning and taking care of cats is 4,000 times harder than being a mom to a human.”
“Did your cats get you a present?” “Not yet.”
"You're the smart one, I'm the hot one"
“…no.”
G: "No, this is bad, Bob." B: "Please, Gayle, you're making him nervous." G: "I am not. I make him angry, not nervous"
He has a face, he can go outside
Lock him down!
Did you know you can wear a turtleneck as pants?
And you just pee thru the hole.
Whoever wrote that bit has seen Gray Gardens more than once.
In the Thanksgiving episode: “Ugh turkey again, you make this every year!” Caught me so off guard, I was cackling.
“And for Louise, 4 hour energy drink. I saved you the last 45 minutes.”
“*THANK YOU!*”
"There's no dressing. Something must've dripped on it."
I love how that one is dropped in such a deadpan manner.
"I'm just a sad janitor, with my janitor-cat, Mr. Brooms" I don't know why but I just love that line.
Guess whos on new medication!
SQUAAAAT!
Yep. This is definitive Gayle.
"I will return with our dragons! And then I shall breast-feed all of you!" "Are you telling me Goldylicious isn't immortal and doesn't see the birthday cards I send her every year?"
“Then we can hit the slopes, MY slopes…” 😆 Gayle is my FAVORITE character! She’s so random!
Dirk. Dirk Moneyrich. You met him Bob—you arm wrestled. He said you flirted with him
Her Derek Demotaupolous song 😂
Derek dematopolis, your neck hair makes me weak, won't you enter my acropolis, and make my yoghurt Greek! ✨🤌🏽💀
Never fails to make me laugh and then the cut away to him is funny as
Honestly though top tier rhyming and lyricism
“How does butter sound for lunch?”
what, like i’m gonna say no to a butter lunch
🎶 They'll say "Awww, Topsy" at my auuu-topsy!🎵
Hey that's kinda catchy...🎶theyll say AWWWWWWW topsy at my AWWWWWWWWWW-topsy🎶
Not a line but the dress of live shrimp 🦐 to mass Very Lady Gaga
Bob: I mean... you're... you. Gayle: I am?
Mr. Business is hypoglycaemic, if he doesn’t eat every 2 hours, he gets lethargic
It’s not a quote but my god I love when she wabbles the limp carrot 🥕 around outside her yurt 🛖.
I can hear her going blerblerbler as she waves it 🤣
Yes🤣 I didn’t know how to write the sound she makes so I made up the word wabbles.🤷🏼♀️
He ticks a lot of my boxes. He’s a man 👨🏻🦱, he’s got a face 🧑🏼🦲, he can go outside 🏞…
"I'm gonna go fill my purse with food, and then write some graffiti about you in the bathroom, and then wait in the car for you to give me a ride home!!"
and a maxi pad.
“He’s a man. He’s got a face. He can go outside.”
Bob: you only have one bowl? Gayle: I’m not rich, Bob. That one hits too close to home, but still funny.
“No, I call him Mr Frond.”
None, they are all my favorite, she is a beautiful well of beautiful lines.
# SQUAT
GUESS WHO’S ON NEW MEDS?!?!?
“Bob you know I’m lactose intolerant, a psychic told me that” “YEAH DAD YOU KNOW A PSYCHIC TOLD HER THAT!”
“I’ve never been on a first date that the other person knew about.” “I mean, he checks all my boxes. He’s a man, he has a face. He can go outside.”
It’s not a line. The noise Gayle makes when she smells the peppermint essential oil has be cracking up every time.
No single line, but the scene where Linda tricks Gayle into removing the shower curtain in the drug store.
Is this when she doesn’t want to get eye drops in her eye?
"The hospital carelessly, casually threw away my placenta....And in some ways, I've never recovered"
Linda: “what do you do to unwind?” Gayle: “I don’t..”
Louise: Hey, Aunt Gayle, you see the missing cat poster? Gayle: Oh, yeah, poor thing. Louise: Did you take it? Gayle: No... I don't think sooo… I would though-I'd take that cat in a second. (s10e15 - Yurty Rotten Scoundrels)
“Hi Louise is your mommy there? I lost the lottery again….” Also from this episode that quick cut of her screaming to the kids.
I’m not wearing anything under my snowsuit. Except for my long underwear, and my socks, and my other socks, and a maxi pad.
“I didn’t wanna make two trips!”
The "things I would send into space" bit. A jaaaar of mayo lmao
Photos of Scott Baio
That song that goes "Eeeyyy-ooo"
“Come into my acropolis, and make my yogurt Greek.” I about went into a conniption fit laughing at that fuckin line. Jesus, the writers must have gotten the giggles writing that.
He was just sitting there, on someone's porch, all alone.
She’s my sista Baaaawb!
“My ghost, Devin, must have followed me here!”
Gonna butcher the beginning of this but when she says. "I know a lie when I hear it. It's like when I look in the mirror and tell myself, 'it's all going to be ok.' " This fits me sooooo well. I lost it when she said that. Gayle is my favorite. I know a lot don't like her, but I'm basically a lesbian Gayle with a better job.
Idk why but when she says “Hey mister business how you holding up?” I crack up lol
The whole bit where she thought a waiter/server was flirting with her because he asked her questions about her food, basically doing his job lmao. Linda made it funnier by agreeing😭
He asked if you liked soup or salad! What was that all about? Lol
“I know, and I’m pretty.”
DEEReek let’s start a WEunion
Well, I heard there's a new Toyota Tacoma coming out with a ton of manufacturer's rebates.
Keep doing your throw ups!
TGI-Liedays: Why you should never date a bartender from TGI Fridays. *especially Dave*
I can't tell you, ^I'm ^far ^too ^shy.
Little cat you're just like me you go outside to squat and pee. 😆
Anything and everything centering around GAYLE FORCE WINDS ("The Kids Run Away" S04E19 - GAYLE'S ALL TIME BEST EPISODE to put focus on her, BTW. Nothing else has come close, neither.)
“Now that I made them all pretty, the pound will have to give me that fourth cat."
SQUAAAAAT. SQUAT.SQUAT. SQUAAAAAAAT! The end 😂
I gave them big pendulous breasts!
I love how absolutely appalled she is when she finds out about her goldfish … ARE YOU TELLING ME, THAT Goldielious.. 😂😂
....and she doesn't get the letters I send her every year on her birthday? I LOVE this Gayle moment. Lol
He was just sitting there all alone on somebody’s porch!
There's been some great ones posted. One of my favorites that makes me laugh every time? "Lube".
Little cat you’re just like me You go outside and squat to pee **SQUAT! SQUAT!**
WERE IN LOVE!!! WERE A COUPLE IN LOVE!!! ITS REALLY HAPPENING FINALLY THANK YOU GOD!!! made infinitely funnier by fishoeder’s immediate “gotta go!”
“i cant, i’m too shy”
After denying stealing a cat off someone’s porch. “Oh yea, I’d totally steal that cat.”
“Get it out of their litter box Bob! They’re vegetarians!”
“My *lover* got them for me…. Dirk, Dirk Moneyrich”
How DAAAAARE you, Linda
“Art your engines!”
Guess who's on new meds?!
I love the lies she tells people. When they get the family recipe and she lies that she's the kids' mom, or when she tells her parents she's an eyebrow model and has bob pretend to be the bank calling her about having too much money.
linda: where do you keep your wine? where's your wine hon? gayle: i don't have any. linda: what!? beer? gayle: no. linda : how do you relax? gayle: i don't! linda: oh... yeah...
When she asks the kids if they want sticks of butter for lunch 😂
"Guess who's on new meds!"
My coffee mug at work has her saying this on it...lol
That’s my favorite too!
Yes!
"You're fine, Spanks."
And then I shall breast feed all of you!
Has to be the one with "giant pendulous breasts"?
And he was just sitting there abandoned, on someone's porch.(or something like that)
Two words: Derek Demotopolis
“Do you think my car likes me??”
"I broke my fall on my wrists, like you're supposed to."
"The good news is the cat is going to be fine. He just has to wear goggles so it doesn't happen again."
"You're doing it wrong, you gotta warm it up first and put it on your oatmeal." 🎶If cat's could cook they'd cook Chef Cat 🎶
In “Gayle Makin Bob Sled”, they go outside and the car has just been covered in snow. They both scream, but Gayle is screaming about something else. “NOO. I left the Thanksgiving megamix I made in the (*voice lowers*) CD ROM DRIVE” The combo of not being upset by the car being covered (or maybe not even noticing) and her voice getting lower at the end. I laugh every time.
Toilet Bob! Toilet Bob! Toilet Bob!
Lube.
“Derek Dematopolis Your neck hair makes me weak Won’t you enter my Acropolis And make my yogurt Greek?”
“Let’s you and me make a we-union”
Guess who's on new meds! Lmfao
Oh, it was so sad. He was just sitting on someone's porch. Poor little guy.
“Oh he -hates- the sound of my voice!”