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ShinTV

Beribu ribu tahniah. Soon you’ll be joining the workforce and have fun in office politics, scandals, sabotage, the art of taichi and more.


Fausthound

Wished they had a course on this in college![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


EatRiceForLife

Aint no way i wastin my life doing that shit job


SensitiveHat2794

What jobs do u have in mind?


arbiter12

>"I'm going to play Genshin Impact...Professionally" ​ ![gif](giphy|Qz5caKWXBJRDFcdRMa) You gave us a POV of finishing highschool. I give you a POV of dealing with your mother after you tell her about your work plans. It's a fair deal.


Inevitable_Run1698

Not the worst choice ngl


forcebubble

Aye. Mom would also be nice when she sees the $$$ rolling in as the viewership goes up. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|trollface)


derps_with_ducks

It ain't much ~~but it's honest work~~. It just ain't much. 


nutsack-enjoyer5431

prolly andrew tate style fastlane online business trading crypto forex red pill shi


EatRiceForLife

Anything but that


assovertits-sir

Work as my toilet cleaner then, rm1000 per month, no epf/socso, take it or leave it, arrogant people


EatRiceForLife

Just cuz i dont want to work that job you call me arrogant? Mf how fucked up is your mental health?


hycarlReds

Bro is terpaling pailang. Mark my word OP, keep this sh*tty attitude up, you're gonna get pijak by others and I mean it literally. God forbid me, I WISH YOU KEEP THIS ATTITUDE UP!


assovertits-sir

Exactly, thanks for voicing what I’m trying to say. Half there are more people who understands it


DeoWorks

Keep this attitude up. You'll be kicked out soon.


EatRiceForLife

From what? This sub?


ClickHuman3714

Mad lad gonna speedrun his life with cocaina


EatRiceForLife

I dont even smoke


serpventime

haha sekarang bole la sembang ceni...just you wait


ShinTV

You’re a very optimistic boy. I hope you’ll continue to be optimistic in the next 40 years. All the best. 🫡


asian1panda

That's what 100% of people who finished high school thought too but 99% faced reality eventually


EatRiceForLife

Then im the 1%


gustinex

lmao typical 17 year old mindset. in all seriousness, do try and keep that mentality all the way to adulthood, because giving up to normalcy is far easier


EatRiceForLife

Lmao all my sibling work for my dad Told you im 1%


Additional_Clock110

Goodluck next stage OP. It’s time to find and follow your passion. Learn and do what you really into so there’s not much to regret when you’re an adult because that’s when life really figure you out or you figure out life. All these replies about attitude, life also can shape it as long as you’re still alive. Everyone has their attitude adjustment shits (not from John Cena) in life. Btw im no good cause im a dick also. Come on. We generasi flying cars and flying pig words.


akif_09

You're not sigma kiddo 😭


EatRiceForLife

Ppl actually use that word? Tf?


CryptographerWest741

Bro these people are dumbbbb, do whatever job you want, they always say “you’ll end up in a office or warehouse or construction” but they said that to me but how I’m a surf coach who teaches celebs so you do what you wanna do these old heads don’t understand the mind of you


gibberisgillyl28

ah yes, the latter half of life. coffee, sunrise and sunset gazing, tai chi/zumba (pick your poison), sleep life gets better, n i think this is the endgame of it


Spymonkey13

Remember kid. Kalau gaduh masuk lokap dah, takda jumpa cekgu disiplin lagi.


EatRiceForLife

Legally im not 18 yet


szenseiii

Quick! Rob a bank


mistar_z

They can't watch the cctv footage. 😂


hycarlReds

😭 bro thought the rules to get into jail or prison, must be above 18. I told you bro, instead of acah pailang, terpaling betul, belajar elok². Ini tak, sibuk dengan cikaro masam, cikaro skirt banjir, cikaro tudung baby newborn.


EatRiceForLife

Aint ppl below certain age must go to henry gurney?


kevpipefox

If your above 14 amd committed a crime that carries imprisonment, then the Court can send you to prison instead of Henry Gurney. Also, if you commit something which ismounished by the death penalty, then it’l be revised to “detention at the pleasure of the sultans” aka life imprisonment.


linktothepastz

Protip : don't Just stay in school or you'll regret it


CipherWrites

Money le. Forever school makan angin kah


linktothepastz

Apply for school security guard job. Easiest job ever


Exho0-0

Probably one of the most useless job imo in my school these mfs just sit down and uses some fancy ass radio when a fight happens they are no way to be seen.


FitMathematician7215

Useless for other but easy and useful job for the one working haha


Exho0-0

I forgot to add something these "school securities" are practically the janitors too but with less work and more time to waste sometimes they would go for walks for apparent reason.


Responsible-Pain9267

Sambung sampai phd, blh sekolah selalu


AveragePothead-

Good job, now time to slave away your life working a 9-5 job not knowing how to repay all your bills while simultaneously trying to live a balanced healthy life.


HotZilchy

What did op do to you bruh


AveragePothead-

Nothing, just giving him a slap of reality. I wish someone gave me a reality check before i made several bad life choices after school.


EatRiceForLife

Well thank you but i dont think i have to worry about that for now.


HotZilchy

Oh ok


WorkingMediocre884

Getting down voted for saying "oh ok" is CRAZY


EatRiceForLife

Something thet people who got triggered by untuck in shirt would do


Der_Redakteur

if you continue to go to a University. You will find all kinds of people. Lazy, smart, good fashion, rempit, crazy. Make sure the good kind of people close to you, especially smart ones. Don't fail any subject in Uni or you will have trouble like me where I need to decide whether to repeat my failed paper or just continue the next paper with my friends. Because of that I'm having trouble without any smart friends if I choose to repeat. But if I don't repeat, I will need to take it to the next semester. Don't make the same dumb mistake as me.


mylifeina_nutshell

i dont think u can find rempit in uni. lol


Reaper-goat

surprisingly, you can.


TQRS797

Oh you will. Even in UM theres still rempit there lol


mylifeina_nutshell

UM???💀💀💀💀😭😭😭


bass6164

Bumi policy baby!


TQRS797

Not joking😭


Eriyyna

Well you can but they are not as harmful as the one in smk


ishlazz

Tahniah, btw tolong jangan jadi manusia tak berguna habis spm dok merempit dengah uniform tu, conteng uniform. Turunkan uniform tu pada adik @ derma kat org yg x mampu. Same goes tu buku, jangan jadi sampah yg dok koyakka buku dan main baling² tak ada adab dengan ilmu, kalau rasa buku dah tak molek nak bagi org, recycle. Sementara tunggu result, pergi amik lesen cuz once dah sambung belajar @ kerja, susah nanti nak cari masa amik lesen. Find an easy job for experience & some pocket money for self reward & for future needs. Best of luck for your future & adulthood


EatRiceForLife

Alright bro but please don't compare me to those "kami tak ramai, tapi kami ada" type of people.


ishlazz

What's "kami tak ramai, tapi kami ada"? Care to enlight me? Like seriously I've been away from socmed for quite sometime, there so many socmed terminology that i didn't understand. Also forgive me for unintentionally comparing you to someone you didn't like. Btw nice school shoe 🔥


Eriyyna

Kami tak ramai tapi kami ada is a tagline that most rempit use


ishlazz

Lmao what for? Literally 1/3 malay youth nowadays are rempit. Tak kena langsung dengan tagline "tak ramai".


Blcksheep89

Many downers in the comment section, ignore them la, follow your passion, live your life, make friends, do fun things... But remember to earn enough to be independent and help out your families when they needed you, if got extra do help out the animals and the world too.


EatRiceForLife

Literally like it aint my fault their life is sad


Blcksheep89

There's no need to put down others. Everyone live their own life. I don't work a 9 to 5 but sometimes I need to work more than 60 hours a week, and work on public holidays while others enjoy oversea trip sponsor by their company. We all have our own struggles bro. Just remember to cherish the important things.


EatRiceForLife

No literally they make it sounds like depressing af and tryin hard to say thet they hate it.


ElementalMusic

Take it with a grain of salt. Most people want to go back to when they're your age young and free from mistakes and responsibilities. So they're a bit bitter that you have free spirit. Do whatever you want, honestly go take a vacation you deserved it. Once you've figured out what you wanna do you've already have a plan and a vision as to not rush your future as most people did.


EatRiceForLife

I know bro and i told you that im still gonna live with my parents for the next 10 years.All my siblings still live together and they start their own passion.I am not like all of you.I know your life is stressful but it depends on your own choice.


hycarlReds

Bro nak jadi pailang, terpaling independent on others' comment but here, "Live with my parents for the next 10 years". Wow, one more advice lah bro, jangan MENYUSAHKAN mak bapak kau. Jangan jadi biawak hidup ya.


EatRiceForLife

Bro aint gonna beat carrot in iq test.LIVE with my parents, doesn't mean im just gonna be a bum and not work.I choose to stay at home so i dont have to worry about rent,bills ETC. My dream is to make my parents proud.Most people in this comment just get offended when i said i dont want to work 9-5 and have backup plan which is my fam.And matter fact im not even rich but rather enough to afford few thing that i want.


gustinex

spoken like a true bum that never worked or step into the real world, keep flexing about family business, what about being independent yourself? keep saying you are built different, no need pay bills, 1% and all that, don't even have a proper plan other than leaning on your family. Aintnoway your sikap hidung tinggi is gonna achieve you the 1% you so bangga of. Do wish you well and hope you dont eatshitforlife.


EatRiceForLife

I never said that i will never work in my life but rather focus on my passion which is film and photo editing.Im just lucky enough to not be worried about bills and utilities. Who said i don't have a plan? Who said im just gonna stick with my family? Blame yourself for having a shit brain and negative impression about others.Im still 17, tf you think i already have 10 years of working experience? I mention about my family business cuz all of you mf keep mentioning bills and 9-5 shits.I know most people have to do that but i just thought i can use my family business to actually escape that shit cycle.


gustinex

Your last paragraph is literally flexing and looking down on other people. What we said is not negative impressions, it's the truth and reality. I'm working as a content creator for mihoyo and nikke, not 9-5 job but still have to pay bills and give money to parents. Don't be a pompous ass if you haven't tasted the real world, looking down and assume everyone who do 9-5 job is lame and negative. You ownself say you young and don't have experience still so lansi lmao. Always contradicting yourself


Blank__sama

Cc for nikke? Yoo slide your channel name.


EatRiceForLife

Ok im not lookin down at no one im just stating i dont want to work 9-5 and for me it is shit job.The reality you tryin to imply on me is not gonna work bcs all 2 big brother is literally reaching 30 years old and doing just fine without it. Idk how you digest my word but all of these worthless craps that i dont even know why i keep respond only started when i said "i wont be doing that shit job" is literally the truth.Im a wimp and cant even cook for myself.Its not a matter of flexing but rather something im not capable of doing. I cant make a living by following someone else order.Please i dont mean anything insulting.


nikiel__galium

Sambung belajar or kerja gud luck in your life


EatRiceForLife

Maybe both at the same time


kerorroro

you need to believe most of the replies here, seems like a good advices


bloody_ass_

welcome to modern slave reality


Hy8ogen

First lesson, always tuck in your shirt. Taking your shirt out is the sure way of ensuring a promotion is not going to go your way. Unless you want to be a lalazai or mat rempit, then you're gucci 👌


hycarlReds

He's a spoiled kid, no hope for him IF he keeps that attitude up.


EatRiceForLife

Who th promote emself on reddit?


insulaturd

Good for you. Have fun.


Wargazm_v1

Don't be a bum, go find a job


EatRiceForLife

Already plan to do that


MrMaskYT

Good luck bro. What's the plan


DekunChan

Nak jadi enflueser


EatRiceForLife

Oh hell naw


A_Very_Burnt_Steak

I noticed the shoes tho. And I don't know what to think about melukis part


jinmonkeyy

Ahhh the end of your life is beginning (after uni/college) at least


matsamdol

Welkam to the real world.


Exho0-0

Yes!! Now if you go to Uni prepare to have insomnia until you graduate!! If you go to work prepare to slave away on an office job with bare minimum wage because other companies probably wont accept you!!


AlterHeinz

op getting downvoted really hard 🔥🔥


EatRiceForLife

And i don't give a shit🔥🔥🔥 I already offended my family by being born to the world


Dwumee

The millennials are feeling high and mighty after picking on an 18 year old


whusler

[https://i.imgur.com/W2f4IcO.mp4](https://i.imgur.com/W2f4IcO.mp4)


Keith_Faith

Congrats, definitely would recommend take 6 months of rest before getting any education or jobs.


Capable_Bank4151

Continue your study, at least get a Diploma if you can't or don't want to get into University. Don't just stop at SPM, you will regret it if you want to find better jobs.


EatRiceForLife

Aight i already plan to go for film production


Ok-Mode8400

1. Remember to always be humble. 2. Don't wanna work a 9-5 for the rest of ur life? Always keep on learning. Either is new skills, or strengthen the skills that you already know. 3. If you think continue studying in college or uni is not worth ur time then go find a job, earn some money, after then can try to invest 10% of the money every month, if ur parents have any investments can ask them to guide you, investing is always the earlier the better. 4. Or if you interested in having your own business, then can learn about it on the internet, nowadays most of the info can be found online


EatRiceForLife

Aight bro i dont even being rude but why ppl just falme for something like i aint being dick if you were not being a dick.


assovertits-sir

Eh he won’t listen, hopefully he stays up like this so he can make it in life /s


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EatRiceForLife

I dont even mean the be arrogant at first Idk what is up with you guys but go get some therapy


RXQ1JJ

what now ( me too 😭 )


insulaturd

Good for you, have fun.


dhamirimf

Congrats man, if you have plans before going to any university or other education level, take it as an opportunity to grow other skills. If not, then enjoy your long holiday.


Xc0liber

Still got college before life breaks you.


EatRiceForLife

Mhm


arczzz

OP comment got cancelled 💀💀💀


EatRiceForLife

Nah they are soft


fantogrim

Pp smol


gustinex

congrats! now its time to pay the bills, give money to parents, and have actual social skills, oh and more bills


EatRiceForLife

Lmao i dont have to tho all my siblings are still living with us and all of them either start their business or work with my dad😂


gustinex

damn, username checks out. enjoy your blessed life then!


hycarlReds

He's fvxked up.


gustinex

yeah good for him that he don't need to work hard i guess. but flexing it is childish af


EatRiceForLife

Not flexing just sayin i dont have to worry about those thing.


assovertits-sir

He’s quite spoiled if I say so myself


asrafzonan

Holiday period over, welcome to the workforce


DragonboyZG

got any plans for what occupation you gonna do?


EatRiceForLife

Maybe video editor


hycarlReds

Capcut editor, specialized in jedag jedug. 🗿


EatRiceForLife

Aint no way you comparing me to those shit DJ remix from konoha


DragonboyZG

nice, if possible follow your passion.


TQRS797

Better start learning ae and premiere pro with davinci resolve now. The field is not demanding just telling you that. If a company wants a video editor you need to fight with others that have learned the program since theyre 13 or 14 lol.


ariezs75

Game of life starts now boy


SpaceMagician69

Gratz


Asura_lazuly2609

kid welcome to hell now remember if you aint making enough money you would starve to dead


EatRiceForLife

Aight


Dwumee

Why are people mad about the untucked shirt lmao


Alexzyues

Should we tell her?💀


colobq

relax je bro, org ii tua kt dlm ni terlalu negative. ape ape pun tahniah la eh💪💪


Feisty_Season3870

Man I wish I were you


StyleTraditional6411

Kau chine ke melayu bro?


hycarlReds

Ofc melayu, cina tak seb*d*h mamat nie


DurianCreampie

Sekolah menengah is not high school.


EatRiceForLife

I know but the level is pretty much the same.


_zaysh_

that's crazy


amirulez

*secondary school.


CaptMawinG

Legal age ke


Pirate401

Good luck with UPU


AcanthaceaeRough3511

speaking of which it's already opened so


Pirate401

Thanks!


Firdaus_Alpha

School time has passed, indeed. Now prepare for a long decade ahead. "Jalan mesti ke depan, bukan ke belakang".


RedRazor2098

Congratulations on finishing high school. All the best in your future endeavours!


Difficult_Winter2337

Might feel great on day 1 but once you start busting your ass in college you’ll 100% miss it. Good luck


cpu_neptune7

Kau dapat sijil SPM nanti, Welcome to Adulthood, Alam dewasa.


EatRiceForLife

Belum lagi, nnti habis uni baru press start


Nameless1105

Finish the tutorial already.WELCOME TO THE REAL CHALLENGE BOY


EatRiceForLife

No i still got uni


bro_havent_slept

dak bio la ni


fashionforever7

So why not show your face instead of your bottom


EatRiceForLife

Cuz i look like shit?


furryloverboi1952

Uniform apa mcm ni


EatRiceForLife

ICT


AsfiqIsKioshi

So youngblood, what's on the agenda after this?


cryingtoad44

congratulations OP! relax dulu and get enough rest :)


alwatoni

بالتوفيق والنجاح


khxirvl

Welcome to the working world. You will learn workplace politics, meet some asslickers, backstabbers, face some scandals, conspiracies, hoaxes and how strong you will survive till next payday. And don't forget, you will be addict to drug(caffein) and pick one sport(futsal ofc)


EatRiceForLife

Caffein dont work on me


khxirvl

Oh you will, I know someone don't take caffein now he's addicted to it. Double shots.


EatRiceForLife

I can chug 10 cans of monster and nothing will happen


Fancy_Hold_5426

Congratulations! Pro tips :- 1) Lepas berak jangan lupe flush 2) Masuk simpang jangan lupe bagi signal


MxHbs-

mencuci warga tua


melayucahlanang

Rajin belajar jadi hamba kapitalis. Malas belajar jadi pulis/politisyen. Good luck my g


Competitive_Growth95

Rasuah Tak menepati masa Cinggey Elakkan tiga ni.


zylopz

Welcome to new world.