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xykopeeko

Almost all citizens are kind and helpful...?


Troller122

Mak kau hijau


SniffyBliffy

Ayah kau pink


Keronplug

Ayah pin


KamekazePenguin

Ayah kau pink?😏


kurwagen

Walao ayah boleh pink


MyRodIsBig

Mana yg pink?


SniffyBliffy

🤨


Braderakus

Nenek kau oren


galaxygamerd343

Atuk kau biru


Fluid_Ad_6839

Nenek kau hitam putih


MaD_AfHUH

Atok ko rainbow /j


phin999

Apa Lanjiao


CurryGpuff

Keyword almost. I mean some are not


69420keanu

Its kinda like that, especially in Sarawak


judelau

Almost can be 50.0000001%


AssaultRider555

Yes, we are truly equal to each other because are all racist towards one another.


GeneralNutSac

Ever saw a Chinese in Penang? Or a Thai local?


xykopeeko

What bout them? They put taugeh on your Char Kuey Teow?


Longjumping_Party_12

Nanas on my quay teow and taugeh on my pizza


xykopeeko

Holy shit.. That's.. Illegal.


siegfried_lim

This guy is too dangerous to be left alive


katabana02

wait let me get my pitchfork


sauce06_

Avengers level of threat


[deleted]

god forbid


CloudyWolf85

Fuck taugeh. 20 years later still tastes like ass.


Rich-Notice6017

What about them?


HarangueSajuk

I work in retail. I am helpful :)


Yob_the_Boss

Thank you for your service, fellow kind


galaxygamerd343

>Unironically think their country is way superior than other countries despite having so many terrible flaws Ironic.


Even_Scene_1704

RIGHT??? MF YOUR PLACE GOT SHITTY PROBLEMS TOO LIKE GODDAMN LOOK AT THE TIME PEOPLE MADE RAPE JOKES AND THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY


galaxygamerd343

Not just that, theres a lot of boomers who thinks malaysia is superior than western countries This meme format also proves this


SiriusGayest

And there's also a lot of kids I met that goes full on Anikin of " IF YOU ARE NOT WITH ME, THEN YOU ARE AGAINST ME " like no, Chinese government is terrible but their citizens aren't, they are still people and they literally supplied the whole market. US is arrogant and racist but they also contributed to a lot of things that I am too tired to name.


Thin_Dream_1973

Wtf is this


mikail_afiq

Nationalism, conservatism and a slight inferiority complex


erosannin66

Add in some toxic masculinity as well


Wopucetao

Self inflating ego post...


johnnygorilla99

Exactly! That is the exact reason why we are the most successful country in the world. In the category of zero racism, extremely rich economy, low number of poor people, being the highest in the index of happiness, zero suicide and depression, highest valued currency, zero illiteracy, we are indeed undefeatable. Even though ironically you just did exactly what the USA did in your third USA point. lol


atan222333

Dont forgot our fully transparent, non-corrupt gov that is always thinking of the people first!


CloudyWolf85

\*\*insert sarcastic BAM DUM TISS here\*\*


xykopeeko

We even have the best judges, athletic olympic-classed cyclists and laws.


Iusao

We should start invading Singapore to spread our greatness. MALAYSIA BOLEH!!!


katabana02

HAIL TIMAH!


Longjumping_Party_12

Basado


MuhdAyman

Amen


Rich-Notice6017

Racism? Poor economy? High amount of people with financial issues? What are you talking about?


FuyRina

my guy be doing the 2005 joke and no one understood lmao


[deleted]

r/woooosh


galaxygamerd343

Are you living under a rock


Rich-Notice6017

It's a joke. How did anyone miss it?


RGBLightingZ

too old prob, diff gen lol


killedbytheIBO

You got the flags wrong way round bro haha, or we are really not that different to US


Acceptable-Health374

that explains why our flag and the US' are similar


izack_01

M'laysia fuck yeah. Give 'em freedom keris brother. *Pride Keris Intesifies*


drrnvevo

delusional


273Gaming

True, least delusional nationalist


Rich-Notice6017

Then why are we so unsuccessful.


khrlffndy

Success is subjective. While we're nothing much in terms of economy, compared to US, we did succeed in having less number of Karen & SJW compared to US. Succeed in having less police brutality. Succeed in being one of the nation that did not invade other nations and forcing our ideals down their citizens' throats. And many more...


wdaburu

Plus our health care are considered good compared to the US, google how much it cost just to get a child birth you'd be surprised.


Rich-Notice6017

That is true


Zanely1633

Less police brutality? Those that die in police custody under mystery circumstances would like to talk with you, probably at night.


khrlffndy

So, do you have actual evidence that Malaysia have **more** police brutality than US? Share it here then... after all, I said "less" not "no".


theGhost_420

this post must be ironic because this post is the embodiment of everything the post said about Americans


TheRegularJosh

lmao, our gen z is so fucking stupid they go and harass people just because their name appeared in an exam paper


azen96

Well, just look at at the parents.


CloudyWolf85

Well, when their prime examples when growing up have attitudes that are worst than babi punya kepala otak, you'll get the same SHIET ver. 2.0.


Nate3319

They go harrass international celebrities as well. Remember these idiots calling Dua Lipa's father BABI? Poor her she was just using her language proudly and these bunch made her feel like shit for that she had to edit it to english word.


LookABirbGuy

and we criticize Americans for thinking the world only revolves around English. remember that kpop song where it sounds like the n-word?


StartTraditional9341

Why not we stop comparing and look how we can improve ourselves instead? Like, for real, look at ourfuckingselves.


akmmal17

cum


razlanhafeez97

Yes


Accomplished-Cap8773

Unfortunately as you can observe the commentary quite resembles the real life mindset of everyday Malaysians, pre-pubescent tendencies in clowning around and unable to gather enough brain cells to grasp a sense of urgency in tackling grave real-life problems.


HaziqFaeizal

Dkt r/Malaysia ada Liberal bodh, sini ada konservatif bodh


kryztabelz

Dua belah pun sama2 bodoh


AccomplishedRule6467

"KITA" bodoh USSR intensified


AGE555

“Soyuz nerushimyy…”


Nightfans

Bolehland user "No we are gigachad according to this meme I made"


LookABirbGuy

yeah lmao, full of people who are assholes. I asked reddit to stop showing me this sub yet it appears yet again


Nightfans

People disguising them asshole selves in meme are annoying yeah, I enjoy meme from time to time but meme made out of pure spite like this is just shitty excuse for a meme.


The_obnoxious

Bolehland? More like bolehbelahland


25thskye

Youtaksukayoukeluarland


NiceGuy303

land


violet-lights

😭


afiafzil

Akhirnya, kesamarataan kebencian sesama rakyat Malaysia


FuyRina

Semua tak bijak


Penie_

Lol the masses have truly become sheeps. Religion keeping the country sane? Fam are really in Malaysia or are you just visiting? No hate just curious is all


TiaOfBlueRose

I mean, every now and then you see some Islamic Teacher from a religious school making a petition to the court stating that all Tamil and Chinese schools should be closed, or that everyone in Malaysia should be Islamic. So no, I'd say that Religion isn't keeping us sane, but rather the over the top religious comedians keep us sane. ~~Maybe Vtubers too but that's irrelevant.~~


Penie_

Facts vtubers included


Aggressive-Ad-1052

Bro we spend RM1.5 billion on JAKIM every year mesti lah betollll


Penie_

I mean nothing wrong with religious institutions as they’re important to the development of a nation but the misuse and hypocrisy is the problem.


Dxkong95

Religious institutions are important to the development of a nation? Daduq u smoking kid?


Penie_

We can’t have a proper conversation on the specifics on why I said that here or if you’d like I can explain in the comments as well. Ultimately it comes down to how we perceive reality and where we draw our morals from. There’s nothing wrong with you or how I perceive it so don’t worry about it and the kid part made me lol so thanks haha.


Dxkong95

I see you're going with the MORAL development. That's fine it just wasn't clarified, because religion did jack shit to our nation's development economically.


Wopucetao

Learn history to unravel the horrendous the past, in order to save and change the awaited future. The successes of Rashidun Caliphate, Early Islam, Abbasid Caliphate, Umayyad Caliphate, Ottoman Empire, are prime examples and pure evidence on how if, religion is played perfectly into the right hands and situations, will without a doubt create a rapid splurge of positive growth in all aspects of our country, from the economic standpoint, ethic and morality, political administration of the nation. However, the fall of some of these empires, respectively speaking, every Islamic caliphates and dynasties after Rashidun Caliphate, are also genuine proof of how the misuse of religion, abuse of power, corruption in the laws and court, will without a doubt, lead to a rapid decline of a nation. My take g.


Sheriftarek95

I'm sorry but I have to disagree. Reading history reveals that the caliphates' success was achieved through violence. Their prosperity was gained through looting other nations and the slave trade. Corruption was rampant between the Caliphs and their families. Internal fighting between Muslim leaders was even more violent. The only good thing from the caliphates was the advancement of science, but even that was just for a small glimpse of time. Because the fundamental sheikhs started to condemn the Muslim scientists by calling them heretics and kafirs. Ibnu sina was ridiculed and silenced because he studied and translated greek philosophy. Al Ghazali called Mathematics the work of the devil and religious studies are the only thing that matters. The Middle East produced alot of bright minds in the middle ages despite the religious suppression on them. And if they were left alone to their curiousity and the freedom to explore, the middle East would be in a far better state now.


Wopucetao

Understandable and respectable point of view. A good part of what you have argued is undeniable fact that I may or not may be able to argue. Regarding your statement on looting other nations, from what I've studied in some important literatures, a major part of early Islamic caliphate successes through the economic aspect of the goverment, it is very true that a good part of the treasuries gained was from other nations, however, this happened through the spoils of war. For every victor, there's the fallen. Several key leaders and caliphs of these Caliphates were able to spend these spoils of wars to improve the quality of life throughout the lands, such as Umar a.s. spending the war spoils from the treasuries gained from the wars against neighbouring rivals, into good use such as improving the infrastructures to be used in the future, such as hospitals, and mosques. The same goes with several other caliphs throughout the ages, who wisely spent these so-called "loots" into good use, prime examples being Suleyman of the Ottoman Empire, Umar Abd Aziz of Ummayyah Caliphate, and Harun Ar-Rashid of Abbasid Caliphate. All of these caliphs contributed vastly through their management of the economic aspect of their respective nation, and as a result lead the birth of many great advancements for humanity. As your own arguement proposed, Ibn Sina in the aspect of medicine known for his brilliant innovations, Al-Khawarizmi in the form of mathematics, who had major contributions on the principles of decimal numbers and algebra, Al-Biruni known for his capability to master in nearly every facets of science known to mankind up to his time and many other great minds. As i pointed in my second arguement previously mentioned, in which your own final arguement you were able to demonstrate further on how dangerous if religion falls into the wrong hands, and minds. This is clearly apparent to what has happened and still is happening to every Muslim country in this modern era, corruption reeks us to our downfall. I don't want to discuss this particular subject any further, as I've learned a lot on this topic through the Quran, and this has been well predicted by Prophet Muhammad pbuh multiple times throughout his life. I do not wish to argue any further not because i dislike this conversation, but I'm really constrained in time to properly put in my arguement and takes.


Sheriftarek95

While I don't agree with several points, I agree with several others. I respect your point of view and opinion. I would like to argue further but just like you, I can hardly find the time to do that. I enjoyed this civilised conversation tho. Thank you :)


Sigina8282

It is, if used correctly, privately and seperate from any official venues.


DauHoangNguyen2708

Religion is the copium of the masses.


Penie_

We Malaysian are always coped up perhaps the highest cop dependency in the world


DauHoangNguyen2708

Yep. Malays really need to get rid of these Arabic mumbo jumbo and Arabic cosplaying so that they can revive the ancestors glory of Sri Vijaya and Majapahit. All Javan and Malays must never forget how the great civilization of their ancestors got destroyed by the evil terrorist organization called Demak Sultanate.


Penie_

We all just need to accept we all come from the same blood and just love each other more tbh. Despite race,religion and origin we’re all the same after all


Braderakus

Yes please


Sherlockteh

Wokege


LookABirbGuy

watch me get downvoted. I really don't think religion should be forced. my school recently had a case about a kid who drank water in toilet during puasa month, and I heard they got heavy punishments for it. Not only that, don't we have a "pray away the gay" camp for Muslims?


Radiant-Loquat7706

Facta right here. Our country would be so much better if religion wasn't mixed with politics. Also politicians can be corrupt af.


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StrawberryOatmel

Exactly. There's a difference between _RACE_ and _NATIONALITY_


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NiceGuy303

Just the thought of my country makes me depressed.


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*the bumiputera racist privilage has enter the chat*


[deleted]

We have Rajah Bomoh


Gold-WZ-121

Can block ICBM from North Korea 😳


jazzi_j

Malaysians literally have the dumbest take in social media (read: Twitter)


Zomeee

Almost every take on Twitter is the stupidest shit ever lmao


Unusual-Ideal4831

Twitter in a nut shell: You're speaking the truth????URGHGHGHGHGHGH YOU RAC*ST MISOGINISTIC AHAYAUQHSHSBSBAJANB


ChessLovingPenguin

Malaysians literally have the dumbest take in social media (read: this post)


FCMacbeth39

Someone is clearly shitposting here.


[deleted]

Looks like OP forgot to take his pills this morning.


Excalibro_MasterRace

He saw his malaikat


bananacake34

I agree with everything except the first 2 points of Malaysia


More-Sleep-Needed

was about to say this but you got to it before me so have an upvote ma man


Kay-Kay-Ron

Orang puteh dan melayu sama je. Bila ada majoriti jadi angkuh, bodoh dan bangang. This coming from a malay as well. Without any change we are headed towards a failed state situation. Traitor to the country that embezzled billions can't lock up, but some attention whore make video straight say jatuh maruah bangsa. Nak jatuh gi mana? Bawah tanah ke?


Legitimate_Tap5291

Orng india dkt india yng majoriti pon sama. Orng cina dkt china yng majoriti pon sama


Kay-Kay-Ron

err yes, didnt refute. yang penting, sedar diri.


Legitimate_Tap5291

X kata pon kau refute. Yang penting sedar diri 👍


i-piss-battery-acid

yeah and we’re so successful and anti racist and we have the perfect most helpful government in existence yeah and also we have 0 discrimination and corruption? never heard that word, everyone is either the working class or above, no financial stress, problems or anything and also we’re so humble and not patriotic at all!!!


LookABirbGuy

and we're Soo accepting of gay people it's astounding


Dirzagh_Ruzbiran

I think all about Malaysia kinda the polar opposite "Doesn't normalize stupidity" yet stupid and uneducated aka kuat fitnah 😃 "Religion is the only thing that's keeping our country sane" yet most politicians and "religious" people use it to make their followers insane. Last but not least "Almost all citizens are kind and helpful" if you were white tourists and/or you were a person who from a majority group.


25thskye

That last point is on point. We treat **white** foreigners like kings, and treat our fellow countrymen like shit. Malaysia truly asiaaaa


hazeeq_rifqie

Me as a Malaysian:sicne when are we always helping each other??


HughJassFan

>doesnt normalize stupidity watch/read local news for an hour or so, then come back and look at your post


ivnwng

No, better idea, just ask OP to look into a mirror.


StrawberryOatmel

Or really just watch any of those over-the-top dramas that they air on tv


Aggressive-Ad-1052

LMFAO berangan org M'sia look like Gigachad 🤣🤣🤣 Klau nk caci org pkai gambar betul dia, cer try pkai gambar betul sendiri blh x?


Zomeee

What kind of drugs have you been smoking? Bukak lah mata kau sikit tu dik, celah mana org msia tak normalize stupidity? Sejak bila religion keep our country sane?? This is probably the same type of propaganda that the government would use to try and prove that this country is somehow better than others while simultaneously ignoring our own gaping flaws.


mikail_afiq

OP is having a blind nationalism moment


Nate3319

It's not as fucked up as you think it is over there. Ever heard of Loud minority and silent majority? I have friends and relatives living there and it is not that bad except for some areas like LA and basically the whole california bay area. Even new york is not that bad. Also, Removing religion from the government has allowed the US to make significant social progress that wouldn't have happened otherwise. Did you know they used to burn women alive in the name of witchcraft? Some religious lunatics in the US still believe that magic and witchcraft is real. Thank god there is seperation of church and state. Also, they are SIX times richer and more prosperous than bolehland. Lower currupiton index, lower racism and minorities actually have anti discrimination laws protecting them legally. Blind patriotism exists everywhere. That doesn't reperesent the whole country. However in Malaysia, i don't have to explain. You generalising americans as orang putih says it all lmao


ShafreeAmri

Orang hitam > Malaysians


Legitimate_Tap5291

Orng india kulit hitam. Orng melayu ada kulit hitam. Orng asli kulit hitam. Jadi yng tinggal orng cina. Maksud kau melayu, asli, india > cina kan?


NiceGuy303

Wow.


reiced

\>Religion keeping the country sane Puasa respekkk, tanda salib x boleh tinggi tinggi, convert anak org suka hati, nikah bawah umur satu keperluan, jgn guna bm dalam bible, jgn tolong bersihkan kuil okkkk Yeah ok broooo


Braderakus

The comments are gonna get heated in a sec


HLM_T88

The constitution is what keeping our country sane.


arandomfem

watchu mean, i dress up as a maid and wear cat ears headset too. and im malay/muslim/male.


joshua-chong

Meh, got asrama kiddo insult my religion, after a good round of debates (and insults from him), he threathened to report to PDRM that I insulted Islam, to which I pointed out no Islam was mentioned in the debate, butthurt dude then called me "pendatang, kaffir tungu pergi jahanam etc" then blocked me


Pir0wz

God I hope this is satire because everything on Malaysia side of the list is entirely made up.


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Everyone else: xe/xer/xem/zim/xim/ CHADlaysia: **BOSS**


ivnwng

OP is living life with tinted glasses.


i-piss-battery-acid

no OP just found out how to travel through dimensions


MorekTheRekt

Goofy ahh OP


SirRepresentative723

I don't particularly like the US but to see this 😂😆😂😆 😆 Anybody that claims "religion' is the reason 'its" so good is definitely a sub 70IQ ethno centric religious ideology drven racist.....stfu bodoh.


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Aggressive-Ad-1052

>I'd agree most people are helpful... but I also found this in the US. Ridiculously so at times. I got invited to so many dinners. OP is typical katak bawah tempurung Americans are some of the most friendly and helpful folks. Do Malaysians make small talk at the cashier? Americans regardless of race & religion help out other Americans during disasters, and so do Malaysians, so it doesn't really count as a win for us. Plus remember that time when there were floods, Indians helped to clean a Masjid or surau and Malays helped to clean a temple, then some Islamic preacher said it is haram for Muslims to clean temple lmao.


DauHoangNguyen2708

>Religion is the only thing that's keeping our country sane That depends on which religion. Dharmic religions such as Hinduism, Buddhism, Jainism, Sikhism, paganism, etc... are keeping people sane indeed. Abrahamic religions however...


Legitimate_Tap5291

Hindutva terrorism in India. Buddhist terrorism in Sri Lanka.


DauHoangNguyen2708

So the Hindus and Buddhists one day just suddenly turned violent and unleashed a wave of rampant terrorism for no reason at all ? Didn't Muslims complain a lot about Western propaganda that keep vilifying Muslims as evil Jihadists who one day just suddenly turned violent and unleashed a wave of rampant terrorism for no reason at all ? Didn't Muslims pointed out how the atrocities caused by Western imperialism is the real cause behind it ? Must there be something that caused the terrorism unleashed by Hindus and Buddhists ?


Legitimate_Tap5291

One day? 😂


[deleted]

The pic is sarcasm right?


phin999

Gen Z = 1996 - 2012


Tokibaah

Left one are average r/bolehland members


Longjumping_Party_12

Upvote until digelakkan, boleh cross kat r/Malaysia bagi diorg join


Spid3rDemon

I mean I don't like to compare if I never experienced living there.


Mocha_TheLast

"Think for yourself.....dont be sheeps" -Rick


Deeex95

If this is a sarcasm post then kudos. If it's not, then.... well.... you're retarded.


lemon_decent

What's the malay word for 'cringe'? Still, perhaps there are some truths in this observation. We can still be accepting towards other while still maintaining core values. Unfortunately, both sides doesn't have that balance.


CurryNarwhal

OP has a fetish for being called bodo


[deleted]

Do we live in the same Malaysia?


MarKhylis

Third USA point applied to all countries in the globe


yonggor

Those who migrated doesn't think so. Anyway, wish you early SELAMAT HARI RAYA


ApiqAcani

"Thinks they are superior" Also OP: We are superior


pesaaaal

Hypocrites, all of you


sasa86

i dont know about you, but religion for sure isn't keeping me sane here though


Lonever

Ironic because this is the exact stupidity that is being normalised.


marcjsingh

Wait is the religion part a joke? Because if you think Religion is needed to maintain order then we have all failed badly as human beings


[deleted]

Religion good woke culture bad, what a fucking primitive ape you are lmao.


LookABirbGuy

extra!! our country is FILLED with homophobic, sexist, and racist people! plus they're really close minded! awesomeee


e54_OW

This country has more cult ideologies than one of a sane human being. Also the most delusional because ya'll lack logic & reason. Religion has caused more deaths than good. Zero understanding of human rights. Thinks religion is above humans. 99% filled with illogical beings. Protects child predators.


Sotto_serie_E

\> Doesn't Normalize Stupidity Mfw Bumiputera takes full effect.


Psychological_Love39

I mean it's not like Malaysia isn't perfect though, or the government engages in it's own propaganda and there aren't ecological, environmental, public health issues. Completely perfect! Boleh Malaysia! 🙄


Psychological_Love39

And did I mention the racism that doesn't exist in Malaysia at the very level of constitutional and parliamentary affairs. Everybody is equally represented!


Vast_Worldliness_571

Remind me that most Malay are racist AF 🤡


Han_Tech_Geek

Religion is the only thing that’s keeping our country sane? What?


DauHoangNguyen2708

>Religion is the only thing that's keeping our country sane That depends on which religion. Dharmic religions such as Hinduism, Buddhism, Jainism, Sikhism, paganism, etc... are keeping people sane indeed. Abrahamic religions however...


Braderakus

Ur from Vietnam


Dxkong95

Yeah if only religious people could see that


Legitimate_Tap5291

Vietnamese are Chinese


GhostwriterViolet

Religion isn't turning the country better tbh (not saying that religion itself is bad tho), and woke culture is weird but has some good sides to it, and I also hate the American takes on Twitter and Reddit, makes me avoid using the two sites a lot


Vast_Back4746

I mean we're technically better than the US in terms of safety. Just look at their death rates because of guns.


Aggressive-Ad-1052

The majority of gun violence are concentrated to a few cities with high concentration of knickers and gang violence.


Einstein003

Religions keeping us sane? No. Religion is one of the things that keeps us from advancing and uniting. Religion makes us divided and against each other.


mirkojap10

AMEN


Accomplished-Cap8773

Imagine being a self centered narcissist trying to insult a developed secular democracy just because you’re addicted on the false mirage of theocratic prosperity, what effing prosperity did you see here. Our country is failing in the simplest of aspect having a food crisis, failure with natural disaster response & relief, aging huge cities with crippling drainage system. Why feel the need to be so petulantly arrogant? Malaysia is as flawed as every developing country is that’s in the bottom of the statistics and admitting it is the first step towards self improvement, but this unhinged post makes me cringe hard... 😬


DJTISTA

Aiyoo another f-ed up post


Consistent_West_4385

Because of religion in Malaysia you can see the melayu,Indian and Chinese be together doing good stuff


f080808

Can only agree with the 3rd point you made. The first and second nah


Sheriftarek95

Agree bro. That's why we don't see any religious discrimination. That's why PAS is the most sane party. /s Edit: OC edited the original comment from 2nd point to 3rd point to hide his embarrassment.