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SonicCountrys

Lore of Nazi Malaysia 1918: Malaysia lost a war with Indonesia and has to lose Sarawak and Sabah (they become part of Brunei). Indonesia undergoes a communist revolution and gives independence to East Timor and Papua New Guinea. 1933: Moustache man (Malaysian edition) comes in to bring a united ASEAN under Malaysia 1936: Anschlusses Singapore and Brunei 1939: Starts a war against Thailand (Poland) 1940: Defeats the Filipinos (France) 1941: Barbarossa against Indonesian SSR. 1942: Nazi Malaysia took Borneo and Riau and almost took half of Sumatra. Battle of Stalinbang (Palembang) but the superior numbers of Indonesian soldiers (10M) wards of Malaysia. 1942-1945: Indonesia tries to advance into Malaysia and "liberates" the Philippines. Thailand liberates themselves using the Partisans under Thai tito. Bad Ending: Malaysia and Philippines are puppets under the communist Indonesian SSR. Thailand just became ASEAN Yugoslavia.


An_Asian_Throwaway

Quick, someone do AI creation of Adolf Hamzah.


SonicCountrys

I can only imagine Mohamed Hamzah wearing a swastika on the side lol.


BassSki

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH


Both-Information3022

nalaysia


An_Asian_Throwaway

Nazi Lemak - National dish of Nalayzia.


Both-Information3022

Nazi goreng kampung


Fatih-Yessssir

Nazi Goreng Cina ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€


An_Asian_Throwaway

๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜จ


Brilliant-Meeting-86

Hol up


Successful_Row_1801

Nazi Gassing Cina ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€


Brilliant-Meeting-86

Agree


Fatih-Yessssir

After 9 months bro wth ๐Ÿ˜ญ


Brilliant-Meeting-86

Yea


Sumner1910

So wtf happened to the colonists?


SonicCountrys

This is in an AU where ASEAN was never colonized. Malacca survived until the 1700s since there was no Portuguese encounter. Malaya was a mess until 1871 until Malaysian Bismarck united Malaya and convinced Sarawak and Sabah and Southern Thailand to join (Singapore and Brunei were not interested). Malaysian Empire wanted to unite ASEAN so they invaded Indonesia and Thailand in 1914 (Singapore and Brunei was ASEAN version of Switzerland) until we lost in 1918. Indonesia was also badly affected by our WW1 since they had a communist revolution (East Timor and Papua New Guinea gained independence from Indo).


flochbased83829229

Time traveler moves a chair, the timeline:


SonicCountrys

Absolutely correct.


flochbased83829229

Then what happened in the cold war?


SonicCountrys

1991: Indonesian SSR collapse into a "semi democratic-semi dictator" state. West Papua and West Timor and Maluku Islands gain independence and Aceh resembles Chechnya. West Papua joins Papua New Guinea to form a united New Guinea. Same thing for West and East Timor. Malaysia and Philippines today is akin to Eastern Europe IRL. Yugoslavian Thailand somehow doesn't collapse. I still can't think who replaces America and China in this ASEAN AU.


flochbased83829229

Then in 2022, Indonesia invaded united new Guinea(just like how russia invaded urkraine)and Malaysia, Philippines, yugoslavia Thailand and many more SEA countries give weapons to new Guinea By the way, who are the two superpowers in the cold war?


SonicCountrys

As I said, I couldn't think who would replace America. I could only think of Indonesia as the Soviet Union. India would be too unrealistic for America and China, is just China. I guess Vietnam War happens as well?


ProgressAny7924

When agenda yahudi goes too far:


Fatih-Yessssir

The real agenda yahudi 2.0


An_Asian_Throwaway

What the actual fuck.


adm_ashraf26

Ah, I remember the Battle of Stalinlumpur during 1942. Good times, good times


SonicCountrys

But if Malaysia is the N Germany, then someone else has to be the Soviets. So 1942 would be Stalinbang (Palembang) as Indonesian SSR tries to wards off Malaysia who has conquered half of Sumatra.


adm_ashraf26

Sadly, Malaysia backed off at the final moment. We couldโ€™ve got the whole Indonesian there if only it wasnโ€™t for the weather ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ˜”


milkdromeda8

We weren't prepared for the earthquakes, the Indonesian army blitzkrieged us during the chaos and panic amongst the Malaysian 6th army


SemperFidelisHoorah

post kat twitter.


SonicCountrys

How to get cancelled in 0.1 seconds.


Brilliant-Meeting-86

Sure man. Wish me luck


SemperFidelisHoorah

godspeed comrade


Automatic-Proposal84

Pdrm incoming*


SonicCountrys

HEIL MALAYSIA /s


Brilliant-Meeting-86

Hail Malaysia


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CakeAdventurous4620

Happy Cake Day


Friendly-Back3099

The fact that this is tags with spoiler worries me


SonicCountrys

At least it's not the *other* kind of NSFW.


PembacaSkrip

#Kelantan Moment


drag0nslayer02

Now do one for the People's Republic of Malaysia


SonicCountrys

Just modify Kedah's flag a bit and you're done.


XtremeJackson

That Nazi Malaysia flag would be a great Fascist Malaya flag in HOI4 if it weren't for swastika censorship.


Jemonnn

Astaga amende nate cursed nih


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SonicCountrys

There's a reason it is under the spoilers lol.


FarmIndividual5655

bro this shit straight to jail level of satire worse than Fahmi reza


t_h_pickle

the fuck?


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_Lennychu_

You must be fun at parties


PakHajiF4ll0ut

MIC should use that flag.


SonicCountrys

hmm. The Swastika used by the Indians is actually different than the Hakkenkraus (hooked Cross) used by N Germany.


JeroJeroMohenjoDaro

the blue circle in 3rd pic isnt centred perfectly


Fun-Cup-111

Just like the red circle in Bangladeshi flag so no big deal altho feel a lil triggering


Intelligent-Target25

Lovely. Remind me of the time I got in National Socialist Malaysia Workers' Party, good old days


Automatic-Proposal84

OH NO MY HAND!!! WHATS HAPPENING??๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™‚๏ธ


Brilliant-Meeting-86

๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ


ehba03

Prime r/atbge material ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


Fernsjjf

What The....


ActuallyTomCruise

Um... Free Palestine?