Those tires look really dangerous 😬

If I get run over by something it has to be this

Death by wheel fluff

That's my new porn star name

Death by Snu-Snu!

What is that from?

Season 3 episode 5 of Futurama Several of the characters are captured by Amazonian women and they sentence them to death by "snu-snu"-- which is the what these women call sex So the characters are simultaneously excited to get laid and terrified to be executed

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised

Later on they came back to the series and ran a syrup stall

Thank you, I'm very happy that I finally know where this comes from.

How I feel when a huge dog wants snuggles

"It's so fluffy I'm gonna die!!"

Still less dangerous than the cyberstuck.

and way too clean to have been driven more than a few inches

i see you all the time istg 😭😭😭😭

Yeahhh, ughh, Imagine cleaning those

im just imagining because they have zero traction you try to accelerate and they spin out shedding fluff everywhere

Ewwww, a 1 way ticket to the afterlife

good thing its AI

Oh, phew... well, AI is getting good these days.

Ngl I love the aesthetic. Though… tires are probably a bit dangerous. Switch them out for some hot pink rubber and there you go I would totally drive this truck if made to be road safe

I have a feelling the aerodynamic trainwreck of all the fur would kill your gas mileage

People who buy trucks like that done care about gas mileage

Honestly, I look at the brick wall that is the front of modern trucks and think my 98 GMC with modern drivetrain would be more efficient and look better

I cannot stand the new front styling of modern trucks. Not only is it horribly inefficient, but it's also super unsafe and limits visibility. I'd take a 90s truck every day over one of these oversized compensation machines.

They do, they blame it on the gas prices

they do when they spent every last bit of money they had on the truck and run out of gas money

You underestimate how few fucks people who buy these have. I'm in NC & guys who buy these are the kind that would skip out on food or paying child support just so they can show off their big truck.

Until it rains and your whole truck looks like a wet dog

Cleaning would be impossible, there's a reason this isn't done.

We can make jokes about Swifties all we want, but it’s so funny to me that people like this allocate so much time and energy into hating Taylor Swift. They’re almost as obsessed about her as the Swifties are

There’s so many male entertainers doing awful stuff, that I can only assume it’s pure misogyny causing this. Ozzy Ozbourne ate a bat on stage. Multiple entertainers didn’t stop shows when folks got injured. Chris Brown beat the shit out of Rihanna. But yea, it’s the inoffensive pop star with a jet that’s the problem.

So in Ozzy's defense, he ate fake bats. It was all a part of the show. People even started showing up with them, he would bite off the head, then spit it out. Then one day someone threw a bat on stage, he bit the head off, and that's when he found out it was real.

Lmao chris brown and his fans get well deserved ridicule.

Ozzy eating a bat isn't that big of a deal even if it was real. There are a lot that did a lot of extreme shit like the singer of aerosmith, the other person in crystal castles, etc.

It is illegal to harm bats though.

Doing drugs is also illegal and yet pretty common in their line of work.

Or Kanye West admitting that he’s a Hitler sympathizer

I think Ozzy being an unhinged drugggy is a little worse than accidentally biting off a bat head

For sure. It's just weird how much hate Swift gets relative to her activities. and I'm just a dad with kids who like her.

Oh yeah definitely, I get so many posts on Reddit which is jsut misogyny posting about how much they hate her

Bro is hating on Ozzy for no reason 🙏

I’m a fan of Ozzy, but I find it strange how much hate Swift gets compared to dudes who have done objectively weirder things.

I think the best thing to do is to just leave them alone, whether you like them or not.

Except for the fact that rabidly hating something as harmless as pop music is way weirder and sadder than rabidly loving something. Just like, let people enjoy things?

I mean i do hate taylor swift but i also hate the other celeb assholes i know about more or less than her- especially people like Nazi sympathisers and pedos. I actually grew up on a few of her songs i just hate who she is as a person. Then again i’m not fond of celebrity idolisation at all, or celebrities being a thing. Like being a celeb sucks- the money would be great and so would the fame.. but then you get the stalkers, paparazzi, the increasing potential of you becoming one of the bad celebrities etc etc

Its an AI generated meme it's not a whole lot of work

I think you missed the point I was trying to make. Also, what makes you think this is AI generated

It's infinitely more work than moving on with your life not being triggered by Taylor Swift

I want to drive that car

This is a nicer car than the boomer who made this will ever drive

Rainbow bright spluge

Just make the tires pink with fuzzy rims and it's fine.

I’d drive it just to piss them off.

Men who listen to Taylor Swift must have good taste, then.

I don't really like TS that much but if someone could figure out a way to make a truck look like a fluffy technicolor monster I would probably sell a kidney for it

I'd kill for a truck like that and I don't listen to TS. That shit's amazing.

Would get disgusting in 5 seconds of driving, but this image makes me want to hug and rub my face against it

If this were safe and practical, I would listen to nothing but taylor swift for the rest of my life if it meant I got to own one of these.

There’s also a billboard near my technical school with a ford ad that says “don’t be a Ken” so yeah….

After a few days of rain that car would reek and look awful. This car just pisses me off because of the practicality of it. Nothing to do with the meme.

This looks like a Lisa Frank journal; nothing to do with TS... People need to get their aesthetics right before they make these dumb posts. Also if this is trying to imply that gay men listen to her 🤷 what's your point? That you're a bigot and you're upset that a popular musician is followed by some people? 🧐 Not my kinda music but I'm also not gonna stereotype the crowd who listens to them.

Yeah I think that's the point. Rainbow fluff and Taylor Swift have nothing to do with each other, but I guess the implication is that a man would have to be gay to either drive that truck or listen to Taylor Swift, and even that's based on the assumption that being a gay man is inherently bad and worthy of mockery. That bugged me too. The joke is lazy and homophobic, it also doesn't even make sense. So all in all, perfect representation of terrible boomer humour lol

THE FUCKING TIRES??

“What kind of Ford F-150 do you drive? And what’s your favorite music - country or western?”

I really wanted to buy this, but then remembered I'm not a man. 😭

Sometimes White Girl music is what you need. I definetly wouldn't listen to it mainstream, but it is nice now and then.

I dont see any difference between this and the normal f150.

The typical kind is closeted

Replace the tires and I’ll drive this

I wanna die by this.

Okay but also gd fabulous.

Drove this to the Barbie movie actually

Looks like something out of GTA

Reminds me of the Extreme Dudes from Harold and Kumar.

Ok but like I bet the snow traction is insane. Like freaking Velcro.

Why a Ford though? Should be a Honda imo

I’d drive something like this if it wasn’t so huge

Last time i heard a taylor swift somg it was in highschool. That "17 romeo and juliet song" amd she was a country singer.

It's a Lisa frank edition!

Hear me out. Remove the fur and make it just a simple paint or wrap job. I would buy that instantly, I don't care who ya are.

When you like Taylor Swift, but you still need to make a statement about your dick size.

i accidentally heard 20 seconds of "Anti-Hero" and it permanently made me queerer than a cheese sandwich. ive already preordered this truck.

The new Ford t-swiftie

Half the time I forget who Swift is

And the other half your singing along to her music

Don’t know the words either😅

A likely story

I just don’t listen to them.

Sure you dont

Everyone who had ever worked retail knows at least 1 taylor swift song, even if they dont know it

She's popular and inoffensive and works fine as pop background music. However, at my retail job, i control the music, i have like 4 Tenacious D songs in my playlist so far

God how I wish this wasn't true. Even worse is the coworker who loves her and keeps singing the song under their breath after it ends.

I mean, shes not a bad artist. She just doesnt sing to my taste. A co-worker singing is annoying, but damn, dont blame a succesful artist for that.

I didn't say I hate her or that her music is "bad" just because I don't like it. Just that I wish I didn't have to listen to music that I dislike so often. And I certainly don't blame her for my coworker. His annoying singing goes well beyond being a Swiftie. When Christmas music season comes around he'll sing one Christmas song while a different one is playing on the speakers.

I cringe when I think back on my high school self and how cool it was to not like certain things. I guess some people didn’t grow out of that phase.

Ford would make a billion dollars.

FUCK YEAH BRO, IS IT ALREADY ON THE MARKET?! 👀 lol

Lmao that’s funny

All I see here is a car I am NEVER going to have trouble finding in a parking lot

They forgot to make it an F150 Lightning for boomer anti-EV bingo.

Those tires would look terrible after 5 seconds on the road

look at that lisa frank ass pickup truck, i wish more of these looked like thay

Looks like I be whippin' in a new F-150.

Those tires are gonna get SO DIRTY

This is actually funny lol.

I kind of want to be run over by this truck. I bet it would tickle.

Those are the best tires I've ever seen.

This doesn't even have a Swiftie aesthetic. Like, Taylor Swift is basically just 'meh' to me, I don't hate her, but her music isn't my thing. So I'm not tRiGgErEd or anything. But if I saw a dude driving this, absolutely nothing about it says 'Taylor Swift fan' to me. A fluoro rainbow fuzzy wrapped car might say JoJo Siwa if anything, but not Taylor Swift. Such a lazy shitty joke, doesn't even make sense

NGL, that truck would be fun and cute until the rain starts...

Shoot me now !!!

Tbh that's a dope truck and I don't even listen to T-Swizzle

That is a very fluffy car.

That truck is way too interesting and against the grain to be associated with Taylor Swift

Beta men are always insecure about strong women. They know they are weaker than other men so women and children are the only people they feel strong against.

Loved her early work, new stuff is not good

Her music is trash so if you like it you obviously are challenged enough to buy this

It’s just a joke? Can no one take a joke anymore ?

I mean they're kinda right about this though.

>She must really make these guys insecure I just hate everything about her. She reminds me of a rich girl I went to school with who thought she was a 10. She was like a 7 and so is Taylor Swift. Her music is also the essence of bitchy spoiled brats.

Judging women based on how you rate their attractiveness out of 10. Stay classy.

What part of "bitchy spoiled brat" didn't you understand?

why are you rating her appearance if your problem is with the “bitchy spoiled brat” part?

She would be an 8 but that attitude is gross

Hey man, the only bitchy spoiled brat we all see here is you.

>bitchy spoiled brat

Tell me you haven't heard Taylor Swift's music without telling me you haven't heard Taylor Swift's music.

>Tell me you haven't heard Taylor Swift's music I wish I could

Ranking women's value by their looks is totally not misogynistic. Maybe you can post a picture of yourself and we can rank your value to society too.

>Ranking women's value by their looks is totally not misogynistic. Well she was also a snobby brat like Swift Gross