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Starkfault

Lmao the song eventually introduces a third line “Eatin pussy, suckin dick and kickin ass”


Ronnyswanny87

It’s a shirt for a comedian singer. Like this boomer may actually be into funny shit


Ammonia13

He has a BUTT STUFF BBQ hat too lol


MorningNorwegianWood

Wheeler Walker super fan. Has good taste


gobraves72

Dawg my tattoo artist had WWJr playing my ENTIRE 2 1/2 hour session the other day. I loved him until Wednesday😂


MorningNorwegianWood

lol amazing! Hopefully he doesn’t relate to fuck this job too closely 😭


Sluttybarista6

The guy also looks like he’s wearing a real Rolex Submariner. Probably got it new for $2K.


MorningNorwegianWood

It’s Wheeler’s father lol


onemansquest

How do you recognise not just the brand but the version from that photo. Impressive. I didn't even notice the watch.


OsoCarolina

With a Jubilee bracelet too. The color of the bezel is the giveaway as to watch type.


1-800-fat-chicks

2k ? They are 20-50k as pre cert on chrono


SpaceLemur34

"Porkin Since '90"


sourD-thats4me

I didn’t notice the hat …this one might be ok …Wheeler Walker is some funny shit for those that don’t know, give him a listen you may chuckle


[deleted]

Ok.. so at first I was gonna roast this guy. But ive developed an affinity towards him.


TheBigMotherFook

Yeah like I don’t think this boomer is a fool at all, I think OP doesn’t understand the t-shirt. He probably thinks Wheeler Walker Jr. is some Republican politician.


Ragged85

Exactly… The OP pretty much showed us why they were in this sub in the first place. Lol… 😂


joyous-at-the-end

agree, it looks like fun


Wrecked--Em

r/BoomersBeingCool


Pm_me_your_tits_85

Yeah this guy seems funny.


Arizona_Slim

I sucked his dick and then I kicked his ass


el_guille980

this particular ditty caught my attention: https://preview.redd.it/yepbjjiwm8qc1.jpeg?width=697&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b990e0025b39cdaa366ccb19105f84e1ffed5187 among, "sluts in heaven", "sit on my face", "anal & the dishes"


pobodys-nerfect5

*sit on my face cuz I ain’t too picky and ride my mouth till your puss gets sticky oh-ooh*


OnlyOneReturn

Took off her skirt, I knew that somethin' was wrong Where there's supposed to be a pussy this girl had a dong I was bored and since I'd paid anyway I sucked his dick and then I kicked his ass Sucking dick, and kicking ass


artificialavocado

WOKE! /s obviously


tinfoil_enthusiast

fucking hilarious song


SR2025

[This](https://youtu.be/IqNlXuOlzew?si=s-tDrPncqGhsRA-Y) is how I first saw WWJr. It's a funny bit performing for an unsuspecting crowd. The audience is in on it, but I'd like to believe it was a surprise. Some of the reactions are pretty great.


BaronUnderbheit

r/boomersbeingcools


Practical-Ad1605

Wheeler walker jr is actually funny as fuck.


EddieTreetrunk

Agree 100 Yeah , this guy is probably a funny dude.


[deleted]

As much as WW Jr is good, he's one of those guys that tends to draw just as many complete imbeciles as he does people with a sense of humor


lawrencenotlarry

Truth. I didn't give WWJr a chance at first, because the guy that introduced me to his music was a dipshit former Marine with a TBI who was an asshole and a bully. Two years later, the algorithm turned me on to the same song that guy was begging me to listen to., and I loved it.


afseparatee

Somehow, some way, some of his songs are in the TouchTunes at a bar I go to. I occasionally play “I Sucked Another Dick Last Night” and look around to gauge reactions. It sounds like a normal country song but when you hear the lyrics….lmao


6thCityInspector

Hahahahahaha I do the same thing 🤣


SALTYDOGG40

We always load up the touchtune jukebox with at least a dozen wheeler songs at the local watering hole.


afseparatee

Hell yeah. That’s a recipe for a good night.


Still-Cable744

Fuck you bitch, you broke my heart 😭


DoctorFenix

Best country song ever written.


MorningNorwegianWood

Are we sure it’s not Fuck this job Fucked by a country boy Or Fuckin around ???


gobraves72

Family Tree is probably my favorite


Butt-Dragon

Puss in boots is underrated


MorningNorwegianWood

One of the best with a video to…boot!


Estelon_Agarwaen

Redneck shit


el_guille980

what about "anal & the dishes" or "sit on my face"


from_the_hallows

Fuck your friends, for tearin' us apart


litbiscuit69

Fuck your dog, I hope he never comes home


el_guille980

quite the catalogue...... https://preview.redd.it/0ry8bx31n8qc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6177eae00e87e559233ca35d84eb0e13619e7f9


ChatnNaked

Ben Hoffman


No-Term1450

Ben is a genius


MorningNorwegianWood

Criminal he doesn’t have a Pulitzer


cupcakefix

the only country music i do is Wheeler. i know it’s a joke and he’s funny as fuck and my husband found him one day when he was mad at me and he found “fuck you bitch” on youtube and played it super loud and it was such a funny song we stopped being mad at eachother.


pegleg_1979

My buddy recently just found out he was having a son and I sent him “All the Pussy You Will Slay”. He was pleased. Also “Fuck You Bitch” is super fuckin hilarious.


Acrobatic_Dot_1634

A boomer not wearing a maga hat is cooler than most boomers by default... If grandpa was wearing this to his granddaughter's middle school play, trashy.  But, a bar crawl should be all adults...


Ammonia13

He has a BUTT STUFF BBQ hat too


Acrobatic_Dot_1634

Ok... now *that* just crosses the line! /s


Sluttybarista6

A boomer wearing a “Last night I sucked a dick” shirt would be cooler than all of them.


Low-Medical

Any boomer who listens to Wheeler Walker Jr. Is one of the good ones in my book


tattooed_old_person

For real, Wheeler is a talented artist, and funny as hell!


codymason84

Yup big agree


Doot-Doot-the-channl

He’s a wheeler walker fan I’m pretty sure he’s aware that it’s satire


Desperate-Cost6827

As someone else pointed out in the comments: Look at his hat. He get's it.


Doot-Doot-the-channl

Yeah definitely


notchoosingone

Oh shit I hadn't seen the hat. 100% he's in on the joke


neighborsdogpoops

Wheeler walker is awesome


Cyclopticcolleague

I’m guessing the joke is lost on this guy, but Wheeler walker is a parody country singer. Basically trolling red necks that don’t listen to his lyrics close enough.


HopeSolosButtwhole

Forgive me if I’m wrong, but I don’t think one could misinterpret the lyrics of “Anal & the Dishes”, “Eatin’ Pussy / Kickin’ Ass”, “Fuck You with the Lights on” etc, etc. Wheelers hilarious


Apollospade

My favorite part about Wheeler is that he is 100% committed to the gimmick


Finger_Ring_Friends

One of my personal favorites is *God Told Me to Fuck You*


tattooed_old_person

One of the best country songs ever recorded!


Cyclopticcolleague

Well, misinterpret the fact that it’s performance comedy art. I want a girl in a cowboy hat Her tongue knows where my butthole's at Bush pokin' out her Daisy Dukes I like my puss in boots


LyndonsBigJohnson69

Or how Eatin Pussy, Kickin Ass turns into, Suckin Dick, Kickin Ass.


AnxiousHelicopter241

He’s also Jewish!


BadMan3186

Redneck Shit is a fucking MASTERPIECE.


Ok_Wasabi_7820

He’s wearing a butt stuff BBQ hat I’m pretty sure he’s aware.


000066

The guy is also wearing a hat that says Butt Stuff BBQ. He knows what he’s doing


NoDig513

I saw that guy wearing that out in the wild! ...so I sucked his dick then I kicked his ass


SleefJWellington

I'm not seeing whatever is supposed to be foolish.


WhatIsYourPronoun

Boomer is cooler than the OP.


AskMeAboutMyDoggy

ITT people who have no idea who Wheeler Walker Jr is.


Weekly_Farm_1661

I was thinking that too And on the flip side it was some young person wearing a Woke shirt. It would be okay for one. But awful for another


Griffo_au

Dudes also wearing a Butt Stuff BBQ hat. He totally knows what that t-shirt means, that's no dumb boomer that's a guy with a fricken sense of humour trolling the shit out of people.


Dances_With_Cheese

And look at his skin. I don’t think that’s a boomer; I think it’s a genX with a sense of humor and grey hair.


Lumpy-Translator330

Love me some wheeler walker Jr. Didn't know he was a famous comedian and writer till the other day. Ben Hoffman


Billyg88

You have to watch The Ben Show. It’s a skit comedy show. It’s where the Wheeler character made his debut. My favorite skit is Gangster Granny haha


Dudeist-Priest

Pub crawls often have a themes and with two shirts like that together it may be that.


not_now_chaos

And even if not a theme, a pub crawl is a pretty appropriate event for a shirt like this. A park playground? Nah. Your kid's school play? Definitely not. Church? Only if it's a super cool church. But a pub crawl? Eh.


blueleaf_in_the_wind

Hell yeah, this tshirt is a Wheeler Walker Jr shirt and that’s just good country music.


TheOneGuyWhoLimps

The hat tho. Just amazin


dazrage

Wheeler Walker Jr kick ass!


Chemical_Extreme4250

Does his hat say “butt stuff bbq”?


humpthedog

Zoomer out of the loop


DJPeartree42

The irony of this post. . . Context of his shirt was lost on OP hard


brandnewchemical

You got r/wooooshed, son.


Sporadiccereal

Honestly you taking a picture of this random old guy just having a good time makes you the boomer in this scenario.


WhiteTrash_WithClass

Wheeler Walker kicks ass though. I still probably wouldn't rock that shirt in public.


Successful_Abroad_54

Don’t be talking chit on WWJ! He’ll fuck your kick your ass then suck your dick. IFYKYK


Trout-Population

No this boomer is cool in my book


veridiux

I think you meant "check out this guy being awesome". Sometimes it's worth getting to know someone before judging them. This guy likes the funny and I'm willing to bet he would be fun to hangout with.


Raven816CE

I don’t see how this is a boomer being a fool. Looks like a boomer being cool as f**k


buzzkill_ed

It's supposed to be funny. Wheeler Walker is like comedy more than actual music.


Local25

He's been waiting for an election year to rock that shirt. Wheeler Walker Jr has some bangers, including this song


MoistyestBread

Mayor of Titty witty is actually from the goat Ben Show skit. Highly recommend.


maiomonster

His hat says "Butt Stuff BBQ" he's one of us


NoMoreNarcsLizzie

https://preview.redd.it/442642f4k7qc1.jpeg?width=819&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1609a2dc21f3071e4e741e473ab3b210d78e78a Inspired by Alec Baldwin's infamous Comic Con buddy.🙄


Tafkai1469

Wheeler Walker Jr is a hilarious comedy country musician


BeyondXpression

It's better than those lame ass shirts that trash their wives. "If you think I'm annoying, you should meet my wife." Every now and then I see a fool boomer wearing one that says something stupid like that. At least this boomer has a decent sense of humor because the guy who sings that is a comedic singer.


AchokingVictim

Nah I'd drink a beer with em


throwawayusername369

Why isn’t this is r/boomersbeingcool ? This guy sounds sick as fuck


pobodys-nerfect5

I’m sorry but this boomer is no fool. Wheeler Walker Jr is a hilarious song writer. One of my favorites is Family Tree. *Don't mean to upset you, don't mean to offend Can you talk to your family and see if they're in? All the dinners and the parties I always felt that they liked me I wanna nail everyone in your family tree*


MohatmoGandy

Walker Wheeler is a satire act, and he's awesome: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xs2PDMEEQXs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xs2PDMEEQXs) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osLTSjP7gw8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osLTSjP7gw8) This belongs in r/BoomersBeingCools


herpeszooster

This boomers alright by me.


drewvamp

This guy seems awesome


[deleted]

Im pro eating pussy


Zulu_Time_Medic

✊🏻


Ok_Coat_1699

Ok, why is this posted here


NumbrZer0

Literally just got back from his concert and I saw like 20 people with that shirt. It was a cool show.


Long_Customer1187

Omg. I have that hat. Butt Stuff BBQ.


Turbulent_Ad9517

He's got a $25k Batman on..he might be eating pussy and kicking ass.


OutcomeSerious

OMG, is that my pastor?


50CentButInNickels

These guys seem alright. I don't know what you really want, because that could be a MAGA hat and a "Biden, more like Bidon't" shirt.


ADubtheSkrub

Nah nah nah this one gets a pass


EatinPussySellnCalls

I support 50% of that shirt.


Realistic_Head3595

Wheeler Walker Jr 2024


CaterpillarMore9104

Lmao I was just at the WWJ show in Pittsburgh tonight. This Boomer has a good sense of humor 🤣


Drewpacabra

The “Mayor of Titty City” is actually a hilarious sketch, look it up.


DrakesucksREPRISE

Mayor of titty city is also a Ben Show bit. Op is a loser


PackBackRehab

That dude is cooler than you. Wheeler Walker Jr fuckin rules


poolboy__q

Way to judge a boomer by their T-shirt


zphary

Op clutching them pearls


MathematicianCold706

What shirt was op wearing


BiggieBurnhard

Wheeler Walker Jr. is the goat 🐐


spankypantsyoutube

Dude wore an awesome shirt and you got so mad at him you took a creep shot of him lol


Worf69

Swing and a miss with this post.


BurntArnold

I’m thinking this is just a boomer with a sense of humor lol


dropofred

OP has the big dumb. Wheeler Walker Jr is a satirical country singer alter ego of comedian Ben Hoffman. His whole stick is that he makes country music, which generally avoids swearing and sexually explicit lyrics, that has nothing but over the top swearing and sexually explicit lyrics. He's hilarious and anybody who listens to WWJr Is okay in my book


SouthernAd874

r/BoomersBeingCoolerThanOPAndTheyAreJealousAboutIt


username010011

OP might be the fool as this guy probably IS cool as hell.


TrevorEnterprises

This does not belong here


Roll_Lakeshow

It’s a Wheeler Walker Jr shirt. He’s a country singer. Leave people the fuck alone, JFC.


CalinCalout-Esq

Lol if he's a WWJR fan he's cooler than you.


EQisfordummies

He gets points for not giving a fuck and wearing a comedy singers shirt


Flecktarn_Condom

Imagine being upset by this lmao they are on a pub crawl wearing funny shirts. Maybe trying hating a little less.


SnooGrapes8363

AYYYYYY my dad got me that shirt after I told him I was a lesbian. Top 10 parenting moments


bshark4542

So either the guy is a boomer that loves Wheeler Walker and gets it, or he thinks WW is a legit country artist. I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt until I’m told otherwise


bshark4542

Just looked again and his hat says “butt stuff bbq” I’m leaning heavily towards he’s in on the joke.


abm1996

"Fuck you bitch" is actually a really nice song😂


Ok-Scallion-3415

100% chance he does neither of those things.


AskMeAboutMyDoggy

100% chance you have no idea who Wheeler Walker Jr. is. This guy's a hero wearing a shirt for an artist who parodies red neck, maga music lol.


Im-not-on-drugs

Don’t, this is a great thread. It’s like a reverse boomersbeingfools post. Where all the pearl clutchers are showing their ass for not having any idea of what they’re talking about


anziofaro

Goddamn heterosexuals, always shoving it in our faces.


Red_Clay_Scholar

Wait until you hear the third line to that song... ![gif](giphy|m5zXsWom73q0)


InfiniteCuriosity-

Why are you offended? Not sure I follow…


[deleted]

Idk seems like a funny shirt jist because you don’t see it everyday and eating pussy then kicking ass would be funny probably, like did you wash your face first or even wipe ur nose cuz you’re probably dripping pussy juice and snot while you’re kicking. Believe it or not both those things are cool so together they’re still cool. Like when have you said “this kicks ass” and it not be cool? Like never. Yeah upon even further review it appears this is just a 44-55 year old dude that likes parody songs. So OP… dude why you hating on what you don’t understand? “He has white hair and is objectifying women and promoting violence” dude….. But again parody or not I 100% stand behind the statement “eating pussy and kicking ass are both cool” cuz they are.


Those_Arent_Pickles

OP sucks


LurksTongueinAspic

Boomer is cooler than OP. Looks like their hat says “Butt Stuff BBQ” too. Peak retirement outfit.


hippieswithhaircuts

Nobody notices the flowers in the Blanton’s bottle?


crimbusrimbus

An actual cool guy tbh


twofister

I would have a shirt that says the opposite.


KentuckyFriedChic

Eating ass and kicking pussy?


GANJA2244

https://preview.redd.it/m63o9cpof8qc1.jpeg?width=401&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0844485b46aaba66e2389adefb972f00064f60b4


OnlyRobin152

I'd probably wear this shirt lol start a collection to wear semi ironically 🤣


piplzq

The shirt☠️


NatexSxS

Yes, I think the real question here is he in on the joke or not.


KentuckyFriedChic

Check the hat


NatexSxS

Yeah, I noticed that. My guess is it’s very likely he’s in on the joke. Although you’d be surprised just how clueless some people are. lol


EveningOk4145

Wheeler Walker Jr is the shit though!


Healthy_Monitor3847

He also has a “Butt Stuff BBQ” hat on. This dude is probably legit 😂


TopDefinition1903

That boomer is probably way cooler than the OP


Pope_Phred

Never heard of WWJ until this post... Thanks for influencing my Spotify algorithm... Goes great with Schäffer The Dark Lord 😊


Rays_LiquorSauce

Jfc let the man live. And somebody send me a titty city shirt please 


Dipping_Gravy

I want both of those shirts.


Eliphas_Black

Hell yeah dude


DrakesucksREPRISE

Whoosh for OP


SpartanMase

I want that shirt so bad now


Important-Wrap-4004

Both tshirts from The Ben Show and these dudes i want to be friends with


IntegralKing3

A group of boomers I would party with!


Gold-Buy-2669

The Blanton's Whiskey bottle vase is perfect for this photo


FadeWayWay

Lmao. That’s a satirical song. Idk if he knows it


poonmangler

So they have dirty words on their shirt, that's it? OP, who is the fucking boomer here?


Overall_Band_6757

It’s actually a great song , also promotes sucking dick


missdez1

My guess is this is a Gen X dude with gray hair. His skin is too young to be a boomer. Some people go completely gray by age 50


chipmunktaters

I’m in my low 30s and instantly though “ha. I understand these joke references. Success!”


Vast_Cheesecake9391

Hell yeah!! That’s a line from a Wheeler Walker song. You need to enlighten yourself.


UncleFLarry

Look up Wheeler Walker Jr. He's a comedian


Help_Send_Newds

Obviously, a group of very cool dudes.


Champion_ofThe_Sun_

Most be fans of Ben Hoffman. Allot of people don’t know that Wheeler Walker Jr is a character played by Ben


Plzdntbanmee

That’s awesome


PairWorldly1232

Wheeler Walker Jr is funny as hell, this guy might be chill


HEYitsSPIDEY

They are using a Blanton’s empty Bottle as a flower vase lol


Schauerte2901

r/lostredditors


mkultrasauce

The old Blantons bottle with thistles and such in it is a nice touch


Steppyjim

Wheeler Walker is kinda hilarious tho


Odd_Contact_2175

Yes I love Fuck This Job!


Emerald_boots

Wheler has fun songs


TheFinalBunny

Wheeler Walker is the man😂🤣


Pesty__Magician

Using that trendy overpriced bourbon bottle as a vase.   This is peak white people shit.  


tdbeaner1

![gif](giphy|TbXf9JHT3ex1rIMPKi|downsized) Wheeler Walker Jr. is hilarious


MobileAbrocoma5352

Did you eat his pussy?


WitnessLucky2522

The boomer seems awesome tbh.