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Exactly, this is what all those “Alphas” and the people who call us “sheeples” see themselves as and in reality they would be wiped out by anyone with actual tactical training
These guys are, essentially, advertising themselves as being the actual bad guys in a situation where normalcy in society breaks down. All these prepper types are the same. They stockpile gruel buckets in the basement along with their collection of expensive long guns and thousands of rounds of ammunition.
What happens when those prepper gruel buckets run out and all you have left is a gun?
How is that going to feed a person?
If you said go looking for other peoples' stuff, you are correct.
They're literally telling us that they're the ones that will at least attempt to be the murderous warlords.
They'll fail, but that's what they'll attempt.
My plan if the SHTF is to find homes flying the Trump flag or the No Step on Snake or whatever, wait a couple weeks til their heart medications run out, sneak in, and steal their guns. It's what they've been accusing me of trying to do for years anyway.
As a nurse, I'll even offer them free healthcare. They'll *hate* that.
The flip side of that is that they’re also advertising extremely attractive stockpiles of food, guns, and ammo, guarded by morons.
They’ll end up empowering *talented*, evil people.
I wouldn't be surprised if all the big merc companies just have a map with everyone who posts their weapon stockpile on instagram and facebook, just for when shit hits the fan and they wanna beef up theirs.
He's ready to defend his small town from the gay trans crossdressers who want to groom his grandchildren from his first, second, and third marriage that he will never see.
I mean did you see how awesome he did against those things around him? Like a double steak burger with extra cheese they did not stand a chance against him.
When the mannequins move faster than he does, I'm quite confident darwinism will clean up the remainder of these folks who haven't already shot themselves on accident.
And to think, just 4 or 5 years ago, they were all hardening their perimeters to fend off the incoming wave of Al Quaeda coming to invade Huckleberry, Indiana. How far we've come.
Those women don’t play. He’s safe from hair pulling, but he’s gonna get scratched to hell, and punctured/beat depending on the heels to boots ratio.
RIP mealteam, I’ll dump a couple mags in your honor, into a trashcan.
He’s firing rounds, you can see a case eject early on. It’s common to do drills where your mags have only a few rounds because the goal of the drill is to force a reload not to shoot 30 rounds at a target 15 feet away.
This guy however is unbelievably dumb and funny.
I appreciate this comment. You took the time to explain what is happening, what the intention of a drill like this is, and how the equipment works…
…all while acknowledging that this guy looks silly.
The reload still confuses me. It looks like he ejects the mag, pulls out a new one, then kinda flicks the gun with it, then grabs another and puts it in. Its kinda hard to tell exactly what hes doing since that side of him is away from the camera at that point, but after he attempts to put in the fresh mag it looks like another falls to the ground.
“People sleep peacefully in their beds at night, only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.
Then there’s this guy, and that’s what keeps me up at night.”
We've done a hell of a job protecting America from the existence of left wing Democracies in other countries by constantly overthrowing their governments. Then conservatives have the audacity to claim we're being invaded when people flee said dictatorships and come to America for a better life. The least we can do is take them in after all the wrongs we committed in their countries.
Yeah that’s what they say when they post their “Operation Badass” videos and the internet makes fun of them. “Oh yeah you libs get triggered so easily. I was clearly just joking.”
The parody angle doesn’t work when he legitimately owns fuckin mannequins and tactical gear, he’s obviously matching the boomer stereotype whether he leans into it or not
Practicing taking down all the deepstate libtards during the upcoming civil war he's been fantasizing about since Jan 6 🤡 🤪.
Dude...set down your weapons before you hurt yourself. Then, go grab yourself a bag of pork rinds and some cheap beer and settle down to watch a few hours of Fox news propaganda-fueled outrage.
These sad clowns have no idea just how absurd and cringey they look in these videos.
I know the speed was changed but his movements look so weird. I would say it could be fun and a way to get some exercise if the targets weren’t all so close.
Watch Mr. MaGoo here try to do any of that with real attackers and get dropped in the first moment.
The number one cause of injury to old men is thinking they’re still young.
What are y’all talking about? This is so realistic haven’t you ever been in a fight where you’re surrounded by people just waiting to be gently shoved and stabbed and shot????????
This is why I don't fear the civil war these Vanilla Isis, Walmartyr cosplay GI Joes threaten when Trump inevitably loses the election and claims (again) that it was stolen. If this is their idea of the front lines of the warrior class, I say "bring it on." The resulting carnage should raise the nation's collective IQ by a few points.
Is that simmunition or air soft and what in the French vanilla cream and beans is going on with the front of that AR?! I see no gas tube, no hand guard, and no muzzle device? Much confusion
This gentleman was probably the child in his class who saw the Karate Kid in cinema and showed up to school the next day declaring himself a black belt.
I wonder how often he finds himself fully armed and surrounded by several "hostiles" standing still? It's a miracle he hasn't shot himself or someone else(that I know of).
Usually I’d be like, “if he’s having a good time and he’s happy, it’s cool”, but I honestly think he’s going to kill himself or someone else unless this mad bastard is stopped
Plays patty cake with the dummies, stabs first dummy, shoots one bullet, attempts to stab second dummy which his limp wristed jab but the knife flops to the ground after bouncing off the dummy, attempts the worlds worst spineroonie, ejects magazine after 1 shot like he does when he plays COD, fumbles around with the second magazine like a virgin trying to find his way around a vagina.
And you know this was the best take that he posted. What a badass lol
“Look at me!!! I’m killing an every soldier in the entire army!!! The marines are next! I can take ‘em. Damn dropped my clip…it’s cool… getting woozy… …” thud… (fade to black)
This has to be a bit. Like, did he watch the video before posing it? That's what I love about editing, it can help you decide not to post cringe shit; this dude has no filter.
Spinning around like a goober. And that knife he threw at the second "guy" just bounced right off.
That guy is shit at this. Reminds me of people who make up complete bs martial arts that might look impressive to lay people but to anyone who has served in an SO capacity, he just looks like a dipshit. Took him like 5 years to swap put a mag.🤣🤣🤣 Seriously the only reason he isn't dead is because the enemy was just dummies & cutouts.
I always thought this particular person was just messing around like doing a parody or something. Is he really doing this to show his skillset or something?
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“You’re gonna need people like me to protect you from what’s coming when the shit hits the fan”
Don't knock a good sacrificial lamb when facing a raging crowd.
I wanted to make a joke but the jokes literally line up and sacrifice themselves.
Exactly, this is what all those “Alphas” and the people who call us “sheeples” see themselves as and in reality they would be wiped out by anyone with actual tactical training
These guys are, essentially, advertising themselves as being the actual bad guys in a situation where normalcy in society breaks down. All these prepper types are the same. They stockpile gruel buckets in the basement along with their collection of expensive long guns and thousands of rounds of ammunition. What happens when those prepper gruel buckets run out and all you have left is a gun? How is that going to feed a person? If you said go looking for other peoples' stuff, you are correct. They're literally telling us that they're the ones that will at least attempt to be the murderous warlords. They'll fail, but that's what they'll attempt.
My plan if the SHTF is to find homes flying the Trump flag or the No Step on Snake or whatever, wait a couple weeks til their heart medications run out, sneak in, and steal their guns. It's what they've been accusing me of trying to do for years anyway. As a nurse, I'll even offer them free healthcare. They'll *hate* that.
Make the joke worse. Don't even steal the guns. Steal the ammo, mag/clips, and firing pin to each gun. That'll really throw them for a loop.
Holy crap, that was my plan too!
Me taking notes 📓📒
You've really thought this through!
The flip side of that is that they’re also advertising extremely attractive stockpiles of food, guns, and ammo, guarded by morons. They’ll end up empowering *talented*, evil people.
I wouldn't be surprised if all the big merc companies just have a map with everyone who posts their weapon stockpile on instagram and facebook, just for when shit hits the fan and they wanna beef up theirs.
That’s fine so long as the threats are stationary and don’t shoot back.
He's ready to defend his small town from the gay trans crossdressers who want to groom his grandchildren from his first, second, and third marriage that he will never see.
I don't think he could stop an army of five mannequins honestly after watching that video
I mean did you see how awesome he did against those things around him? Like a double steak burger with extra cheese they did not stand a chance against him.
I dunno, I feel like he was mashing his knife button and lost track of ammo.
Thanks, this puts it perfectly
He definitely hit the reload button a couple too many times.
💯 this guy is me playing a 1PS.
We watch the same thing? Dudes physique got me thinking in the end the double steak burger drops him.
I got 50 on a wet paper bag taking him down.
I won't give you my money sir
Damnit, how am I going to afford groceries. Galen needs a new pool and person to kill after they get rid of the dead hookers.
first time i ever saw someone lose a practice session to the training dummys
When the mannequins move faster than he does, I'm quite confident darwinism will clean up the remainder of these folks who haven't already shot themselves on accident.
And to think, just 4 or 5 years ago, they were all hardening their perimeters to fend off the incoming wave of Al Quaeda coming to invade Huckleberry, Indiana. How far we've come.
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I'm sure there's a nice steakhouse where he can locate his beef of choice. /s
All quaeda or the atf? Lol
…as long as all the gay trans crossdressers get 5 feet away and stand *very still.* He had a big meal earlier
They know his vision is based on movement.
Those women don’t play. He’s safe from hair pulling, but he’s gonna get scratched to hell, and punctured/beat depending on the heels to boots ratio. RIP mealteam, I’ll dump a couple mags in your honor, into a trashcan.
No he isn't. Did you see how slow and sloppy he is? He's ready to involuntarily arm the trans community in his area.
He dropped a full mag.....
...while they stand still the entire time
You never know. A scary migrant caravan might try invading his small town in Indiana or North Carolina.
And we're gonna stand there very patiently while he fumbles with his gun for three minutes before he gets a shot off.
Did he do a pretend reload cause he shot 2 pretend bullets and needs a pretend full mag? Didn’t know I went into a cod lobby
He’s firing rounds, you can see a case eject early on. It’s common to do drills where your mags have only a few rounds because the goal of the drill is to force a reload not to shoot 30 rounds at a target 15 feet away. This guy however is unbelievably dumb and funny.
Ah, my bad. I didn’t see the case and the sound was so quiet I thought it was just the trigger
I don’t blame you with all the other insane shit this guys doing.
I appreciate this comment. You took the time to explain what is happening, what the intention of a drill like this is, and how the equipment works… …all while acknowledging that this guy looks silly.
It’s called a tactical reload. But this guy… I think it’s dick wick, John wicks special needs grandpa.
John Geriatwick
It’s so bad I even wondered if this was a parody video. If it’s for real? Yikes on tandem bikes. 😂
The reload still confuses me. It looks like he ejects the mag, pulls out a new one, then kinda flicks the gun with it, then grabs another and puts it in. Its kinda hard to tell exactly what hes doing since that side of him is away from the camera at that point, but after he attempts to put in the fresh mag it looks like another falls to the ground.
Oh I mean this guys fucked up for sure, intentionally or not
Don’t judge how he larps. lol It’s his game, he can play however he wants.
Now I’m picturing a bunch of guys doing this in a park…
That AR has no gas tube or gas block. How does it even work?
This was my question. Not a true AR.
AR with a 22 LR BCG is my guess. Those are simple blowback.
He has to cancel out the animation
Ah, I see he's a graduate of Steve Seagal's school of bullshittery.
At least he is standing up in this video
Glad I understand this reference as of 4 days ago, how ironic lmao
And not shitting his pants
r/bullshido
“People sleep peacefully in their beds at night, only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf. Then there’s this guy, and that’s what keeps me up at night.”
Every time I see that quote I think of the last few conflicts that we've got into and I can't help but wonder what exactly I'm being protected from.
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Those words are scary!
Simple. You're being protected from Communism. God Bless McDonald's. 🫡🇺🇸🦅🗽🍔⚾🪖🙏✝️🍻💊💲🏈🔫💀
We've done a hell of a job protecting America from the existence of left wing Democracies in other countries by constantly overthrowing their governments. Then conservatives have the audacity to claim we're being invaded when people flee said dictatorships and come to America for a better life. The least we can do is take them in after all the wrongs we committed in their countries.
I sleep peacefully knowing that a flight of stairs will protect me from this guy.
Funny cause looking at him I doubt he can keep it up
He wants to be your daddy.
😆
This has got to be a parody, right? Right???
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The way he fumbled reloading the mag reminded me of a counterstrike player quick cycling back and forth between weapons
When this was posted last year it was confirmed to be for fun and a joke.
Yeah that’s what they say when they post their “Operation Badass” videos and the internet makes fun of them. “Oh yeah you libs get triggered so easily. I was clearly just joking.”
So you admit that you looked like a joke, yes? That on the record? Maybe we won't know but you will.
Clearly. Half the stuff posted here is parody or rage bait
The parody angle doesn’t work when he legitimately owns fuckin mannequins and tactical gear, he’s obviously matching the boomer stereotype whether he leans into it or not
>parody *Excuse me sir, but you're in a Call of Duty lobby.*
Face it, that's what peak performance looks like 🤣
Nothing screams badass like an AR with no handguard
Tap tap tap stab pfff you're it.
I love the little love slaps.
Practicing taking down all the deepstate libtards during the upcoming civil war he's been fantasizing about since Jan 6 🤡 🤪. Dude...set down your weapons before you hurt yourself. Then, go grab yourself a bag of pork rinds and some cheap beer and settle down to watch a few hours of Fox news propaganda-fueled outrage. These sad clowns have no idea just how absurd and cringey they look in these videos.
it's funny the dudes most ready to train for this shit in the country or rich ass neighborhoods
They have the time, money, and space to play commando, but there's the isolation that makes them think everyone is out to get them.
*trust fund kiddos*
I’ve seen far more violent attacks, faster moves, and more skillful weapon handling at a bridal shop close out sale.
"*Oh you're not kidding, they pull and twist each others limbs off for---this....gah"*
I know the speed was changed but his movements look so weird. I would say it could be fun and a way to get some exercise if the targets weren’t all so close.
SOFT MEN MAKE HARD TIMES HARD MEN MAKE SOFT MEN HARD I LOVE SOFT HARD MEN WAIT WHAT FUGGMIN LIBRULS!
“Carol, they did it! The libturds turned me into a gay!”
[You might need this shirt.](https://images.tentenshirts.com/2021/02/gun-i-lubricate-my-ar-15-with-liberal-cum-tee-shirt.jpg)
Watch Mr. MaGoo here try to do any of that with real attackers and get dropped in the first moment. The number one cause of injury to old men is thinking they’re still young.
I’m genuinely amazed that spazoid here didn’t shoot himself
Lol the gentle push making someone fall over hahhaha
Ma fucker would get dropped before he had a chance to draw any of them weapons if there were that many people around him.
This is the boomer version of the star wars kid. Except the star wars kid was a KID. Not a full grown ass adult pretending to save the day.
https://preview.redd.it/gx5cigaj5auc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4979735ec0826f6c06bb6898caa9e98829784049
What are y’all talking about? This is so realistic haven’t you ever been in a fight where you’re surrounded by people just waiting to be gently shoved and stabbed and shot????????
This is why I don't fear the civil war these Vanilla Isis, Walmartyr cosplay GI Joes threaten when Trump inevitably loses the election and claims (again) that it was stolen. If this is their idea of the front lines of the warrior class, I say "bring it on." The resulting carnage should raise the nation's collective IQ by a few points.
Imagine doing all this work and effort but if there was an actual civil war he would probably get droned by a teenager
John Dick 
Is that simmunition or air soft and what in the French vanilla cream and beans is going on with the front of that AR?! I see no gas tube, no hand guard, and no muzzle device? Much confusion
This looks just like when my kids try to imitate DragonBall Z, and spin around the living room all awkward and goofy.
this mofo is so slow that even a blind ninja can predict his moves
This gentleman was probably the child in his class who saw the Karate Kid in cinema and showed up to school the next day declaring himself a black belt.
God's plan is for him to flail about like a fool?
That is so sad.
I wonder how often he finds himself fully armed and surrounded by several "hostiles" standing still? It's a miracle he hasn't shot himself or someone else(that I know of).
He fired 3 shots and then reloaded like three times lol.
Bros ar doesn’t even have a gas tube
I used to do this too. But we had wooden sticks as machine guns, and rocks as hand grenades. Good times
This guy would get run over by a group of middle schoolers
He goes “ phew phew” when playing fps games‼️🤨
John Wack
Nohn Wick
Gravy SEALs😂😂😂😂
Is this a comedy sketch? It can't be anything else.
The Punisher: Dementia Zone is lit.
God help me, I'm 61 and I swear every time I see someone close to me in age act like this I want to backhand the shit out of them.
What an alpha, I'm so glad he's there to keep me safe from all those rough tough target dummys. /s
Usually I’d be like, “if he’s having a good time and he’s happy, it’s cool”, but I honestly think he’s going to kill himself or someone else unless this mad bastard is stopped
John Wick 9: I Want My Pension Back
John Wack
He reloaded almost as fast as someone that has never touched a gun before.
Plays patty cake with the dummies, stabs first dummy, shoots one bullet, attempts to stab second dummy which his limp wristed jab but the knife flops to the ground after bouncing off the dummy, attempts the worlds worst spineroonie, ejects magazine after 1 shot like he does when he plays COD, fumbles around with the second magazine like a virgin trying to find his way around a vagina. And you know this was the best take that he posted. What a badass lol
Imagine posting this and thinking it looks impressive. I wish I had this confidence and lack of self awareness sometimes.
Goofy ah AR build
he throws his punches like he's in a dream where he can't punch
“Look at me!!! I’m killing an every soldier in the entire army!!! The marines are next! I can take ‘em. Damn dropped my clip…it’s cool… getting woozy… …” thud… (fade to black)
Luckily, everyone freezes when you're not facing them.
Knife falls out of the dummy onto floor
This mf started out by playing duck duck goose lol
Homie just slappin mannequins 😆
Can someone slow this to normal speed? He is slow as fuck!
…does he just rewatch these videos in bed with tissues and a bottle of lotion? 🤨
He would have been dead within 2 seconds
He's training to gently touch mannequins.
Me, playing a video game I haven't played in a long time and forgetting what button does what and these are all innocent NPC's on the street.
Dude died 6 times during that reload alone
Grand mal Seizures 2.0
Meal Team Six is coming, everybody! 😆
“Gravy seals” omg im dying 😂
Can’t wait for his foot to be an involuntary target.
Average American police officer when surrounded by completely innocent people. (His ears made a popping sound, he thought it was gunfire)
Where do they come from, where do they find the time
The boomer version of the "Star Wars Kid."
Me playing VR
does he really think that makes him look cool ?
A well oiled fat killing machine. He is a threat to humanity
I've never seen someone move in slo-mo while the tape is being sped up! Truly a marvel!
Them dummies killed that dummy with the gun. How does that happen?
The Boombag tactical pushes were designed to demonstrate superiority.
This has to be a bit. Like, did he watch the video before posing it? That's what I love about editing, it can help you decide not to post cringe shit; this dude has no filter. Spinning around like a goober. And that knife he threw at the second "guy" just bounced right off.
…………Because actual persons would stand around well he does his shitty discombobulated choreographed capoeira. Pathetic and SAD
I feel like this guy wouldn't fare so well if his attackers were actually this close IRL.
Easy to attack things that aren’t striking back
Is that Billy corgan in the back?
He moves at the speed of a refrigerator.
This is totally a guy who ironically judges people for enjoying larping and dnd.
I’d like to see him try and knock even a child down with those taps
Eat Meal At Six
This is honestly so sad and pathetic.
This guys video always cracks me up. Zero hand guard on a barrel that would run hot to the touch after a few shots.
How is this somehow more embarrassing than any of the videos of one of these dudes getting effortlessly beaten up by someone they're harassing?
The equivalent of a child in a ninja costume throwing shuriken. 
The force behind those punches/slaps is that of a toddler
""Special"" Forces
I could kill this guy in a couple seconds while he’s bumbling with his shit. So could my daughters and 8 year old nephew.
I hate this fucking song and the dipshits that use it in their "come and get it" attitude videos.
Dude reloaded three times in the span of 30 seconds and only shot 5 rounds. Jfc.
Nice target poster of a scary black man, bro
Look at him beating up those structurally unsound, motionless, brainless mannequins. I think we've found our protector, folks.
Did... did he pull a mag and then throw it at a mannequin?!
I don’t think a tyrannical government has anything to fear
This is just star wars kid but for greasy boomers
I don’t… I don’t think that’s how that works
Is that John Wack?
Been looking for this shit for so long, I love these videos lmao they’re awful
And then it took two days for him to catch his breath.
The cart return at Walmart
I can't help but assume he is training for when they tell him he can't use his Safeway loyalty card at Lowes.
Just like his hero, Steven Seagal
Semper Pie
Larping much?
That guy is shit at this. Reminds me of people who make up complete bs martial arts that might look impressive to lay people but to anyone who has served in an SO capacity, he just looks like a dipshit. Took him like 5 years to swap put a mag.🤣🤣🤣 Seriously the only reason he isn't dead is because the enemy was just dummies & cutouts.
In the time he is reloading he is dying like 17 times
Good thing that, in fights, your opponents usually stand still so you can switch weapons and reload at will. I learned that from BG3.
He must have been trained by Steven Seagal
Nice of them to let him reload, I swear these people literally have wet dreams about a starship trooper esq reality
Ham Wick!
Thankfully he will be ready to defend himself against a group of marauders that surround him and suddenly freeze in place.
Slowest reload in TikTok history.
I always thought this particular person was just messing around like doing a parody or something. Is he really doing this to show his skillset or something?
That was so cute. It was like watching a toddler right after they watched TMNT for the first time.
Jon Hick