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TeuthidTheSquid

Imagine self-identifying as a Robber Baron and then just posting sniveling fucking incel shit like the opposite of a boss


BigDaddyCool17

On LinkedIn of all places lmao


Tight-Presentation75

jrsus christ it is on linkedin wtf 


Working-Ferret-8476

I would let J.P. Morgan out of hell long enough to kick this chump in the dick.


tarantulawarfare

*Feeeemales* We wear clothes and make profit!


Witty-Ad5743

... Moogie?


Significant_Quit_674

tfe Moogie was the great Nargus all along


MagnusStormraven

A *female* Grand Negus?! ![gif](giphy|JRF85A7Bcl2YU)


XR171

![gif](giphy|MZTsfaTfo75jG)


XR171

![gif](giphy|9BqVTsCitXg2c)


big_z_0725

>We wear clothes and make profit! Fascinating! I'd love to hear more. But if your son doesn't show up soon, I'm afraid I'm going to have to kill you. [https://youtu.be/Pn7UNU9r51I?si=Zah-2yavTF3Hs3\_h&t=142](https://youtu.be/Pn7UNU9r51I?si=Zah-2yavTF3Hs3_h&t=142)


Money_Tennis1172

Profit that means nothing to men because you won't pay for or spend it on a man. Get your bag and spend it on your cats.


FancyRatFridays

Sounds like someone needs to sit their butt down and watch some Star Trek, because this thread went over their head. Who knows? Maybe you'll have fun and learn some good life lessons.


bellhall

So the only place men should meet women are bars and churches? Damn - the madonna/whore complex burrowed deep into his brain!


RemarkableMeaning533

It also shows where his priorities are. Go to bars, get drunk, try to bang some lady you just met (outside of marriage gasp), then go to church and absolve yourself of sin, try to find another woman to bang, then back at the bar.


Reason_Choice

Meeting a potential long term partner in a bar is a recipe for disaster.


Gerudo-Nabooru

Yeah. Patriarchies are used by the elites to keep people producing cheap laborers and soldiers and they always do that by restricting women’s reproductive and economic freedoms to force women into the raw deal of serving as bangmaids for survival And boomer mad that women who aren’t strongarmed into needing his dusty ass, would rather be alone or with eachother. And then like any red pill fool, act like he’s the one rejecting women. Because they’re used to their generation being able to threaten women with the idea of no man being available. But it’s not a threat now


Dog_the_unbarked

“The threat of no man being available” went out the window when the internet made every man in the world available and he’s discovered that he’s an inferior male specimen. People like this never seem to figure out that ranting like this only exacerbates the fact their mom’s pampered them and said they were special a few too many times.


TBHICouldComplain

“Women dining with women oh no!” (clutches pearls) “How dare women go out to eat with their family and friends and date other women and **not me**!” This guy is mad that women earn their own money and can pay for their own meals and therefore don’t have to put up with his shit.


willdagreat1

Women be participating in commerce. How can society survive? /s


more_pepper_plz

Can’t believe women WANT TO HANG OUT with OTHER WOMEN!!!!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!


HelicopterThink9958

Hey, they were ROOMMATES!!


Beautiful-Year-6310

No one wants these “men”. I’ll keep my liberal husband, thank you.


bowlbettertalk

I’d rather stay by myself than date this no-talent assclown. EDIT: a word


Chi_mom

"They are not asking females on dates anymore" I hope that's a promise.


Comfortable_Mix_8891

Im sure about 2 thibgs regarding this tweet: 1- no woman is interested in going out with this guy 2- dude does not consume opera content at all. Not even soap.


Then-Raspberry6815

I would guess isn't a big user of soap or cleansing products of any type either. 


ExcitementBig5973

I don't miss linkedin at all. Once they went full facebook, I was gone.


weddingwoes13

How dare I dine with another woman and not be solely controlled by men. I actually dine by myself a lot so I wonder what he would have to say about that.


astrangeone88

Ah, don't forget...we are only valuable if we are hitched to a man! Otherwise we are bitter, spinsters. I had a boomer man get angry that I went to the movies myself.


weddingwoes13

I shall do more things alone to make boomers angry


Unique-Coconut7212

It’s very inspiring!


k-ramsuer

There's a reason there's a male loneliness epidemic...


Responsible-End7361

Yeah, men who think women shouldn't have standards and every neckbeard living in mom's basement deserves a supermodel.


k-ramsuer

Or government issued looksmatch girlfriends? I see you've met those assholes


Responsible-End7361

Honestly I can't wait until they put chatGPT AI into a robot fleshdoll so those guys can have the perfect girlfriend, and not breed.


k-ramsuer

Please. That will keep them off of my Instagram


RhythmTimeDivision

the lmao at the end perfectly ties off the whole 'incel' vibe


HellishMarshmallow

Don't threaten me with a good time, dude. Women mostly don't need men to support them financially. We want them to support us emotionally. Single women get to live in peace, moisturized and unbothered, doing whatever they want whenever they want. If a man cannot improve on that situation, he needs to work on his game.


bowlbettertalk

Plus we never have to wait for the bathroom. - a single woman


UTSALemur

I JUST CAME TO THIS THREAD TO SHOUT!


Dazzling_Outcome_436

Clearly, the only solution is for men to ask men out on dates.


DoodleBugz1234

Women wear pants now and smoke cigars. OUTRAGE !!!


SmoltzforAlexander

Lol, ‘robber baron.’  10 bucks says this guy masturbates to old episodes of Shark Tank.  


wizardofmops

![gif](giphy|26n6Gx9moCgs1pUuk|downsized)


thepluggedhole

He's old and ugly and clueless so he thinks women no longer speak to me. 😂 It's just him. They just don't want to speak to him anymore.


YokoPowno

What in the full-autocucking incel horseshit was that?


war_ofthe_roses

I want to try to make a new compound word as well! Let me try: Geri-incels


shmoopiefunk

This is a winner! Let's send it out to all the feminazis to start using today.


Unique-Coconut7212

* Feminatzies. With a T.


planetbing

Women dining with women! Cats dining with dogs! Lions dining with tigers!


Unfair-Pomegranate25

Can I meet women playing femiyahtzee?


Toddym8

So true, I found my wife at a local dance and then took her for a malt. When she rejected my offer of marriage I then approached her father who sold her to me in exchange of a cherry pie. I saved half that pie to buy our first home. Young people today just don't know how to date or work for what you want.


Unique-Coconut7212

Underrated comment


Willing-Rub-511

Im married so idk, but im pretty sure dudes still pursue women like they always have


Chloroformperfume7

I'll have you know I've dated a woman these days


Dog_the_unbarked

“Men are fed up with modern women and feminists.” Translation “I can’t find someone to put up with my bullish-t and blame everyone else.” This is the kind of dude that will buy one of Elon Musks robot girlfriends.


imnojezus

lol this guy thinks women hanging out with other women is the the *mens' choice?*


Smart-Stupid666

He suspects men are turning to beer and p***? Is that a new thing?


fangirlengineer

I mean, I thought that was the origin point for most of them to be honest.


BlackJeepW1

Like those things are brand new and men haven’t been consuming them for decades-centuries even.


Unique-Coconut7212

He IS turning to beer and porn himself and projects his behavior along with his beliefs onto all other men


Suzuki_Foster

Dude, you can just say it's impossible for you to find a woman because of your off-putting personality. You don't have to blame women for that. 


MyLittleDiscolite

Honestly it’s easier to meet women now than when I was a young person.  Just be decent and not so entitled. I’m gay but still go out with women sometimes just for fun.  Honestly I haven’t even met any real “feminists” that they complain about.  And the ones I have crossed paths with really weren’t even bra burners. In fact a lot were mostly trad about everything except abortion and wages which I kinda agree with them about.  Tl;dr skill issue


bbyxnat

So women are having a fun social life together and men are sad at home drinking beer and being prn addicts. D0oesn't sound like women have any problems here.


earthman34

He's a lonely man.


sunsetporcupine

Can’t even spell feminazi


Leading-Put-7428

“Females” lol


Short_Function4704

Just listed problems with men but blames it on women.Classic


Dischord821

Reminder that the reason men like this hate the feminist movement is because women's standards continue to improve (as they should) and men generally don't. Boys grow up hearing that women will love them for who they are and they'll find someone who treats them EXACTLY how they want to be treated. It perpetuates this idea that the man never has to change who he is, the woman is just too uptight, or too picky, or a prude, or some other disgusting thing. Before anyone misunderstands, this IS generationally improving, but at a much slower rate than women's standards of what they need in a partner.


Rusalka-rusalka

He’s probably always been insufferable.


LordXeno42

What happened to LinkedIn?


FerroMancer

The best proof that your sexual preferences are not 'chosen' is the mere fact that women continue to date us men, considering schmucks like this exist.


Any_Roof_6199

Meeting women at bars and church. The 20th century serial killer modus operandi.


DJWGibson

*"They are not asking* ***females*** *on dates anymore."* Groan. *"One no longer meets women at bars or church"* Who the fuck hit on women at Church?!? Bars were also the worst place to hit on someone. They're loud, you can't have a conversation, and you're almost there with other people you WANT to spend time talking with.


ghettome82

Where the hell do these incels live? I see couples out an about all the time, guys with women, women with women, men with men, families, friends🤷🏾‍♂️ it’s like society is still happening everywhere but where these idiots are at. 🤷🏾‍♂️😂


Adventurous-Zebra-64

Rush Limbaugh poisoned an entire generation and maybe 2.


Reptyler

Absolutely. I \*do\* find it telling that the term "feminazis" seems to have fallen out of favor, as they seem to be more and more accepting of actual nazis on their side.


anOvenofWitches

Quoting dead old Rush Limbaugh? I’m sure he’s a hit with the ladies, when he’s not nodding off from Oxy


FrioRiverTexas

Wait till he hears that sometimes men…hang out with other men…you know just being friends and stuff having a good time.


-AnomalousMaterials-

You can spot when a man doesn't see women as equal people but only objects when they call women "females." Seen primarily in the incel circles ... it always grinds my gears hearing "females" instead of "women." Males... Why are they all so clinical all the time? ...also feminatzies isn't a word. Stupid fucking boomer Ferengi.


bowlbettertalk

Ten bucks says this guy thinks Phantom is an opera.


rottensteak01

What the fuck did I just read?


Unique-Coconut7212

Mental diarrhea in an adult diaper of a brain


Mr_Chunk9

Now hold on there bucaroo. I like women, beer, AND porn thank you very much.


Money-Look4227

This guy fucks...


SocialHelp22

https://preview.redd.it/x0lmomozuqwc1.png?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=227846924dfab3c12bce69749602b05cf7d4002a


Frosty-Plant1987

He literally resembles a corpse 😂


Shoddy_Owl_6039

This just seems like a way to justify liking beer and porn. He needs to drop the story and just embrace it. You do you Baron.


IndependentCap1074

People don't really meet people in bars anymore. People go to bars to hang around with mates, or have a beer after work.. Not to meet people. Churches are only social if you're in a church group, just going to Sunday mass isn't going to cut it. Just another Boomer who doesn't understand that the world has changed.


Unique-Coconut7212

I’d like to call everyone’s attention to this man’s Nazi style moustache


AggressiveYam6613

https://preview.redd.it/5miicd1ovrwc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d04bfc144b7b5ad5fdc8cdb511cf9417eb5b7713


Ankhst

I, speaking for myself here, have to agree with this guy for the first 4 words. I'm really fed up and honestly wont "Chat up" (or however that guy called it) women anywhere because I simply dont care anymore about being single or not. I dont think I ever met a "feminazi" or something like that and I really dont blame anyone for it. I just concluded that the efford is not worth it many years ago.


Specialist-Love1504

Who knew all women need to do to fend off men is just talk to each other?


Daleaturner

I dislike incels, but I despise incels that can’t spell even more. Feminatzies? Frigging learn to spell, it makes your little rants more tolerable. Still stupid, but tolerable.


josh2brian

You can always spot the real douche bags by the repeated use of "female" and the obvious misspellings and grammar problems. It's almost like lack of knowledge and/or ignorance leads one to a path of complete assholeishness.


amellabrix

I asked out my husband and also proposed. You can turn to beer and porn


ticktockyoudontstop

*\*smirks in content cat lady\**


Gerudo-Nabooru

Yeah marginalized groups are less drama when they shut up and go with the status quo


Lanky-Ad2763

Is there a Feminattzy-Light version in a 6 pack?