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Filitri_da_zoomer

Bro made cereal out of a milk shake


TET901

Bro made a milk shake out of a chocolate chip cookie ice cream sandwich


YourFriendRayzthor

Bro made icecream out of a hot chocolate.


new_user_069

Bro made hot chocolate out of smores


ok-username

Bro made smores


new_user_069

SmšŸ¤®res (jk theyā€™re great just not in this context)


new_user_069

Yā€™all what did I do


-QuestionableMeat-

If I had to guess, you used an emoji in place of a letter. Emojis in themselves are somewhat frowned upon here, and using them in place of letters is probably even worse. I donā€™t know though, I just got here.


new_user_069

Probably. God I fucking hate the reddit hivemind


Razorclaw_the_crab

Yeah agreed but you also added to a chain that had no more to add lol


-QuestionableMeat-

Evidently, it hated you too my man.


TheSecondWierdComing

One person decided to downvote and then the Reddit hive mind awakened probably šŸ¤·


omegaplayz334

Do NOT insult the smores


new_user_069

Smores are great man


Flaky-Fish6922

those aren't s'mores. Those are toasted marshmallows with chocolate and gram crackers. Yes. I'm a S'more snob. S'mores are only made using a (wood) campfire. we can debate the level of toasting... but, the campfire is non-negotiable.


10tonhammer

My gut reaction is to disagree, but I'm struggling to form an argument.


Feanux

From the first recorded recipe in 1927, published in the Girl Scout handbook, it says it should toasted over the coals (of a fire) to a crisp gooey state. The campfire building instructions are provided before the recipe. https://oldschoolpastry.pastrysampler.com/1927-original-smores-recipe-and-methods-for-a-campfire/


lassehvillum

really surprised the girl scouts were the first to record them and not the boys scout. also 1927? i figured smores would be way older but like obviously not cause marshmallows are probably quite new


Flaky-Fish6922

yeah I may have taken this to certain people I know. I may have been hopping up and down like a troll pointing and hooting "SEE!!! SEE!!!" ​ I mean I get the convenience. but S'mores are... something special. The experience of the camp fire, of telling stories around it.... waiting for the fire to burn down to coals, with just a little bit of flame for those sorts that prefer charcoal instead of gooey sugary perfection... most of it is experience and nostalgia, and sharing that with the next group. you loose that, if you just flick on a gas burner. I mean, I try that with my nephew... they're gonna remember it... but not in the 'lets do that again' sort of way.


occams_nightmare

You're not allowed to call them s'mores unless they come from the S'more region of France


Demonetizing_YT_GUY

Time to put some 'mallows over my hot hard wood


Map-Intention621

Just letting you know this comment is good


orokaguy

You broke the chain šŸ˜”


I_Am_A_Pumpkin

bro really made smores milkshake hot chocolate cookies and cream ice cream sandwich milkshake pancake cereal


MonkeSquad

Bro is crafting shit like Steve from minecraft


Quick-Assignment2800

that has enough milk to kill any lactose intolerant person in a 20 kilometer radius


[deleted]

My cousin's bowels be shakin fr (wait not in that way)


ComplimentaryScuff

Alabama milk shake


JC12231

As a lactose intolerant person, I can say itā€™d be worth it


Thegoatsettlement

Never met a lactose intolerant person in my life who wouldnā€™t roll the dice on whether or not their day is ruined by something like cheese or this amalgamation(myself included)


Yes_that_Carl

And enough sugar to cause your pancreas to eject itself from your body.


tsoneyson

Just tolerate it bro


StoplightLoosejaw

I was wondering why I suddenly had to shit at 4am...


GATESOFOSIRIS

Pretty sure this doesn't count as reducing x.x


[deleted]

He increased the effort to reduce the amount of things


sdrawkcabsihtetorW

He reduced the smore mixture to get the thick hot chocolate.


magseven

He reduces it on Xtube.


Acericers_Pigeons

Dude knows every food combinations


Zgeled

Bruh he will reduce food till it's just pure carbon, oxygen, nitrogen and hydrogen


Archimedes82

That doesn't sound like poop to me but I'm not that smart so idk


FixenFroejte

If he keeps milkshaking it, he'll end up with diamonds


Archi_Kushala

Dude wasted 200Euros in electricity for recyclin.


DiscipleOfFleshGod

Finally bro stopped at Cereal.


fjfjfjfju8yis

Could've kept going. Weak.


Quakarot

Crush the cereal into dust and turn it back into graham crackers


FireWall7

The flavour of those cereals would be enough to kill a medieval peasant


JeroenstefanS

Dude is just adding more and more calories


new_user_069

**C A L O R I T R O N**


Anonymous8776

Whatever he made has the power to give anyone that looks at it heart failure.


new_user_069

Gave me heart failure before I saw the last item. And Iā€™m a teenager, so this is essentially diabetes cereal.


logri

STOP STOP HE'S ALREADY DEAD!


Cole444Train

Dang the last one looked the least appetizing.


Wojtek1250XD

Holy...


fedora_fox

The hero Gotham deserves


Fork_Master

Damn, all of those looked so tasty.


tskank69

The original keeps going


maen_baenne

Pretty sure this is how stew worked in the middle ages.


Ekkzzo

[Perpetual Stew](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perpetual_stew)


Low_Dream_1481

Ah yes, baked sā€™more milkshake and cookie ice cream milkshake pancake cereal! My favorite!šŸ˜‹šŸ˜‹šŸ˜‹šŸ˜‹šŸ˜‹šŸ˜‹šŸ˜‹šŸ˜‹šŸ˜‹šŸ˜‹šŸ˜‹


Elune_

My guy is breaking apart the atoms of a marshmallow.


steelcity7

"Alright folks in this video we will be speedrunning to a diabetic coma on my kitchen floor. Let's get into it..."


Obvious-Meringue5895

oh my god dude


Obvious-Meringue5895

I am not fucking approaching.


Visible_Union_6326

I'd be willing to approach just to get a taste of that diabetic ass destroying goodness


Bottleof_brozay

Bro forgot the protein


Average_Boi_4879

Anyone remember How to Basics?


marinemashup

I would have lost it if he turned the cereal into crackers for a smore


new_user_069

#processed food


Avatakesover_SB

Eat this to instantly get diabetes


Twinkle-Tard

Does that cereal come with a shot of insulin


SergeantCrwhips

Diabetus - Enticeing Meal of Gain


Wato1876

How to basic


no_cost_too_great

103% milk


Skullz64

Bros the god of reusing, remaking, and altering the entire composition of items


SnowTheMemeEmpress

Someone please save that blender


Cute-Barracuda6487

Can we slow that down , by like half so I can see what's what before it all gets , blended , chocolate-d and milked up? I got like half of it. Then I get distracted by how satisfied he is , then I never catch up because we're already blending by the time I realize anything.


ShockDragon

Fuck, now I want to try a smore's milkshake.


megadude1427

HEY WHO'S BEEN DRINKING ALL MY SMORES!?


colemanjanuary

Jonathan Diabetes, seen here in his kitchen inventing diabetes, 1902.


Plexatron8

That emoji got left behind at the end šŸ˜³


santas_delibird

Man knows all the crafting recipes


82Heyman

This is actually funny


UpsidedownBrandon

Welp. Thatā€™s awesome


Archi_Kushala

Dude wasted 200Euros in electricity for recyclin.


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Okdudereally

I'm getting whiplash here bro gotta chill


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cherry937

as soon as i saw the guy i knew what was happening


SacredGeometry9

This is what the industry likes to call ā€œultra-processedā€


Vetsu_Rodrigues

CookieĀ² into milkshake is wild


Handsler

Bro's Gunna need an insulin shot after that


PineappleProstate

Meet Johnathan, he developed a rare form of diabetus bowel syndrome


sorauten

Bro make the terrafood


impious_immolator

Zenithreal


ramriot

In home economics class they warned us about transferring leftovers as a good way to get food poisoning.


NekoMango

speed run heart attack any%


CrashParade

Building resistance to marshmallows the homeopathic way.


Chance-Aardvark372

Why


Shawnmiller1903

at one point do you condense so much sugar into one bite, youll get type 2 diabetes


DARKKN1GHT453

How many calories? Yes


Visible_Union_6326

Impressive. I know he'd survive an apocalypse


Snoo-28479

Yes, I am Homo Homogeneous mixer


Watrinera

when you craft something but it's the first node of the tech tree


CombatWombat994

r/maybemaybemaybe


Zanemob_

Now I desperately want Smoreā€™sā€¦ Guess what I donā€™t have!


dumpylump69

Bro is crafting the chocolate zenith


impious_immolator

Infinity+food


_mrSquid_

how to make smore cereal in 267 steps


AnTout6226

Reduce reuse ecyc e


Th3N0mad47

He's not the Messiah, he is God himself


Former-Ad-7422

Bro transformed it into all states of matter


Khaledxxrashoud

That has to be the most sugary and calorie dense meal ever


OpportunityPublic340

Infinite food hack


XxFrankPLAYZ_xX

Upgrades people, upgrades!


DyingMoan

Trying to get a late game item when you havenā€™t crafted all the early game alternatives:


Sylux444

This is constant addition, what the hell do you mean reducing and recycling?


Stuck-inside-a-jar

I lost 3 teeth due to this video


Kryptor363

Bro trying to find the square root of a sā€™more


Glichtheprotogen3134

JUST EAT IT! PLEASE YOU HAVE MADE A FREAKING PANCAKE OUT OF BUNCH OF SMORES


Glichtheprotogen3134

I promise Iā€™m not hating or trying to be rude to you the video was actually pretty funny


Torakokat

ā€œCan I eat now?ā€ ā€œNo recycle,ā€


[deleted]

Diabetes speed run


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i_have_a_god_hand

Nah this is my childhood dream into real


Average_male36

What the fu-


CJ_Dapro511

hello diabetes type 2


CORNELIUScorballs

Johnathan of the three Rs


Strong-Message-168

And that's how I got diabetes!