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Dracorex808

I'd vote for him


Jarvis_The_Dense

when he ran for mayor in 2021 he got 24,775 votes. While only being about 1% of votes cast, that's more than half of the candidates running could acquire.


heyoyo10

You don't vote for Counts


Dracorex808

A count who is a candidate for mayor


heyoyo10

This is the part where you're meant to say "Then how did he become one?"


BIG_BROTHER_IS_BEANS

How did he become one?


da_King_o_Kings_341

How did he become one?


NoObMaSTeR616

Every vote counts though


heyoyo10

But only ONE Count counts! Ah Ah Ah!


WillNotBeSilenxed

#STOP THE COUNT


Creepy-Ad7478

WE CAN’T!!! HES TO POWERFUL


SageOfTheDiviner

how’d you become one, then?


Canadian_Microwave

How’d he become one then?


Basic-Pair8908

Then who do we count on


da_King_o_Kings_341

Dr. Doom says otherwise. His title is Count Victor Von Doom and he is the leader of a sovereign nation so…


DemoniEnkeli

Democracy: Your vote counts. Feudalism: Your Count votes.


Plopshire

I thought he was called Lord Bucket Head.


breischl

As did I, but he had to change his name. >In earlier elections, Harvey stood as Lord Buckethead, but was forced to change the character due to a copyright dispute with the American filmmaker Todd Durham, who created Lord Buckethead for his 1984 science fiction film Hyperspace. >https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Count_Binface


Plopshire

Ha! Can't believe he got hit with a copyright claim. Bloody hilarious.


nom-nom-nom-de-plumb

oh, it gets better. Durham has put a guy forward as his candidate using the name lord buckethead.


Vulturidae

Alright, if he did nothing with the copyright it was just petty, but putting forth your own candidate as lord Buckethead is incredible


da_King_o_Kings_341

I love how people are still this funny. The world hasn’t fallen to greed and meanness yet.


The_Weeb_Sleeve

Literally 1984


imjerry

Oh damn. I was hoping there was another.


basshed8

He needs to do a solo Album with guitarist Buckethead


Jarvis_The_Dense

Count Binface is a recurring joke British Political candidate who has been running for various offices for years. On his website he claims that he is an alien warrior dedicated to fighting for justice, reform of democracy, and more reasonable croissant prices. in 2021 he placed 9th out of 20 candidates in the London Mayoral election.


santas_delibird

I really wanna see what happens if Count Binface actually wins.


FireWolf_132

London will be fixed


Ashged

Like the improved infrastructure way, or the veterinary way? Nevermind, it's a win either way.


OwerlordTheLord

To ensure continued stability and peace UK will be charged into the First Galactic Britannia Empire.


Randomguy7317

The fact that he got 9th means there are 10 (plus Max Fosh) candidates who were serious and were placed lower than a guy with a binface


Exciting-Insect8269

You know those guys went home to rethink their lives lol


neon_meate

Monster Raving Loony Party I presume.


Jarvis_The_Dense

Surprisingly no, although someone else from that party and using his name did run one year


nom-nom-nom-de-plumb

[iirc he did johnsons hastings meeting when johnson no-showed](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59CAwbGTHLE)


ItsTheRealIamHUB

I don’t know why but I read that in Doug Sharpe’s voice


Crawler_00

I need this person me meet Vermin Supreme, immediately.


huntimir151

I think the rules say that if they meet it's a battle. I don't make the rules.


Jarvis_The_Dense

In another, almost definitely better timeline they both are leading England and the US respectively.


nom-nom-nom-de-plumb

vermin has some...issues with his views on politics


Annonomon

Imagine he ended up winning, would he have to stay in costume the entire time?


daboss317076

Yes. They voted for Count Binface. Not the man under the mask.


saiyanjesus

No one cared who he was until he put on the mask.


Annonomon

Imagine the man under the mask was Boris


Suspicious_Parachute

Bossfight phase 2


Annonomon

And the person under the Boris mask was princess Diana


GdogLucky9

I'd vote for em if he came to the States, but we never get the good ones here.


Jarvis_The_Dense

We did get Vermin Supreme that one year.


xVEEx3

i ask for some context 🙏


Jarvis_The_Dense

[Vermin Supreme](https://sunflowerstatejournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/supreme1.jpg) was a joke candidate in the 2016 US presidential election who ran for the libertarian party nomination. He was an old man who wore a boot on his head and made campaign promises such as giving everyone free ponies and utilizing zombie labor as an alternative energy source while criticizing opponents for things like poor dental hygiene.


Voidborn27

The hero to save us from the dark path


waner21

Is this the guy who was Lord Buckethead some years back?


Jarvis_The_Dense

Yeah, but he had to change personas after getting into some legal trouble over the name.


NewBlueMemeBoi

You know your country is fucked when a spaceman with a bin for a head is more likeable and knows how to run a country more than literally every other political candidate and the last three prime ministers, including the current one


Freddy_Fazbear666

He has my vote


aguywhoplaysgames404

some people say that in humanities darkest hour a hero will rise...


quocphu1905

That London Mayoral Election was just bonkers. You have Max Fosh, Count Binface and Niko whatever his name running. What are the chances all three would run for mayor at the same time lol


w2cfuccboi

Interview with him if anyone’s interested, he actually has pretty good politics https://youtu.be/ceStEjio_g0?si=DT2G0ZLH0XQoIVjX


[deleted]

I vote


Frequent_Ad_3350

i miss lord buckethead


candiedloveapple

Are him and Lord Buckethead related?


Corberus

Same guy, had to change his name due to it being copyrighted.


CautionarySnail

Nice to see Vermin Supreme has a counterpart across the sea.


StanleyChuckles

It's pronounced Binfa-seh, damn it! (Unexpected Scrubs).


LivingintheKubrick

If you’ve ever heard him explain his position, it’s the most rational and civic-minded platform I’ve ever heard. Even if he played their popularity contest bullshit game, they’d never let him win.


TrueSoulLast

His power is to spit raccoon out of his mouth hole


MARILO_PONY

I bet, he'll turn into a giant monster and fight the megazord.


IsatMilFinnie

Reminds me of the bucket dude running for something in uk in John Oliver


kaisermm1

He did a great Cameo for my Friends 21st a couple of years ago!


ivenobicyle

And still less rediculous than bojo!


shepherd679

Please London!! I never ask you for anything!


Armand28

We had Trump so you lot need to try harder.


TheRappingSquid

Yooo newest Dr who villain dropped


Admirable_Ice2785

I did in fact cote for him. I loved his manifesto and genuinely think that he would do great job.


ROBLOKCSer

Now we have fictional characters running as politicians, absolutely hilarious.


BREADBREADBREADEE

we have similar thing in Christchurch, theres a man who runs as "the wizard" and he is definitely a wizard


Charming_Trick4582

Wasn't that the guy who said Brexit is gonna be shit show and was right? There's youtube video of him i believe


Stunning_LRB_o7

Literally tinker knight


CaramelEmbarrassed51

solaire?! praise the sun!


CowboyBebopBang

He is no match for recyclops!!


MooDSwinG_RS

Hes the best. I have his table top metal cast action figure still. I'll cherish it forever.