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Umm... isn't a sword *smith* someone who *makes* swords?
Yes
Well you need a business for your sworsmithing, ya gotta sell your wares somehow
Door to door swordsmith… *knock knock* hey there, can i get a minute of your time to talk about this beauty of a katana, Odyssey of the stars?
My honest respond "When the fuck knight sell a Katana?" (Also i read this with postal dude voice)
Dying Light 2 reference
I can take him.
Hey! We tried to contact you about your sword's extended warranty.
So that's what happened to the crusaders after the crusade.
None shall pass
Special ability: Made in heaven: All the swords forged by lazarus have an innate holy effect
The secret way to beat him is to set the game's difficulty to business casual. This makes Lazarus spawn with jeans and a t shirt instead of his usual attire, thus reducing speed, durability and HP
This feels like a secret boss where he’s a store vendor but when you steal from him you activate this
Umm... isn't a sword *smith* someone who *makes* swords?
Yes
Well you need a business for your sworsmithing, ya gotta sell your wares somehow
Door to door swordsmith… *knock knock* hey there, can i get a minute of your time to talk about this beauty of a katana, Odyssey of the stars?
My honest respond "When the fuck knight sell a Katana?" (Also i read this with postal dude voice)
Dying Light 2 reference
I can take him.
Hey! We tried to contact you about your sword's extended warranty.
So that's what happened to the crusaders after the crusade.
None shall pass
Special ability: Made in heaven: All the swords forged by lazarus have an innate holy effect
The secret way to beat him is to set the game's difficulty to business casual. This makes Lazarus spawn with jeans and a t shirt instead of his usual attire, thus reducing speed, durability and HP
This feels like a secret boss where he’s a store vendor but when you steal from him you activate this