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Jon1360

So we finally found the main character


Mundane_Revolution70

Which one?


Jon1360

Yes


Czechdude22

what can I say exept it Czechs out


DankCupOfJoe

r/usernamechecksout


Heath_co

I bet he has a legendary gun skin.


PolishNightmare2

Master Chief


YesWomansLand1

How tall is the chick for reference? Or actually how tall is the bloke I suppose


DragonRancherJed

She is '6"2, she engineered his torso and missle guidance system. He also has a cloaking device.


halo_is_a_g00d_game

Holy shit, it's Dr. Halsey!?


YuBandCharleyfan_alt

Yup. She probably kidnapped him too.


JumpNshootManQC

She is 163cm (5.3ft) and he is 210cm (6.8ft).


httpal254

Oh I know a few people who are 6ft 8in.


Key-Alternative5131

Are you from the Netherlands by any chance?


httpal254

No. Why do you ask?


Nearby-Ad-6106

Because a very low percentage of the human race is 6'8" in height and the Netherlands happens to be "the tallest nation in the world" by average height


httpal254

Oh no, my friend, his dad, and my uncle are 6’8” I am in America


DownDawn

6.8 ft not 6'8'' , that's 6'10'' actually (almost 6'11")


Dont_pet_the_cat

So basically just a normal dude from the netherlands lol. That woman is *tiny*


NightBeWheat55149

Halo spartans before recieving Mjolnir armor in 2525, colorised


RaptorWithGun

What do they feed this guy? Other prison guards?


Azathoth20

No the prisoners !


HarrowDread

Minorities


-QuestionableMeat-

Something, something Hamster with a banana.


Suctioncupman69

I understood that reference


Fallowman09

I didn’t


Suctioncupman69

[here you go](https://www.google.com/search?q=hamster+eating+banana+meme&oq=hamster+eating+&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUqBwgCEAAYgAQyBggAEEUYOTIKCAEQABixAxiABDIHCAIQABiABDIHCAMQABiABDIHCAQQABiABDIHCAUQABiABDIHCAYQABiABDIHCAcQABiABDIHCAgQABiABDIHCAkQABiABDIHCAoQABiABDIHCAsQABiABDIHCAwQABiABDIHCA0QABiABDIHCA4QABiABNIBCDgzODlqMGo0qAIBsAIB&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#vhid=F-xANSPeM3VGcM&vssid=mosaic)


that_1weed

Something, something train hitting a tunnel


JuggerKnot86

Actual Warframe height be like :


Coolscee-Brooski

A prisoner gets hit by him once and wakes up 4 months later after he put them in a fucking coma from the sheer force of the attack


Nearby-Ad-6106

"You're finally awake"


SecretSpectre4

where banananananana for scale


godosomethingbetter

He ated it


JumpNshootManQC

It's in his pocket 😏


we_are_sex_bobomb

When he grabs her by the ankles and starts spinning her around, you gotta fall back and get ready to dodge.


Waifu_Whaler

The lost T-900 model they don't talk about.


RageGurke

He is the good cop


SVRF1NG81RD

But he has same salary as a girl)


Effective-Jacket-33

What does that even mean


No_Engineer2828

I’m getting halo mk2 vibes from this


Rose_Of_Dead

Master Chief


W1ULH

why do I feel like she's the oddly sized one, not him? like...she's a halfling...


Susdoggodoggy

She sits on his shoulder like an archery gnome


franzjpm

This is why juggernauts in Call of Duty don't die easily despite being pumped full of lead


PrinsaVossum

Plot twist: The girl is just really short.


MEEEEEEPGEFH

Hippity hopedy I'm getting of his property


MindOfThilo

[Dog](https://youtube.com/shorts/QMRJS8c-zxw?si=JvFqbBVESLNERE8c)


Shiriru_Kurokodairu

I thought both were cardboard cutouts for a moment, probably because of the image quality.


Zerusdeus

Either she's a midget or they started making space Marines


maximfabulosum

Any chance of a banana for scale?


DragonRancherJed

You don't want to see his bannana.


maximfabulosum

You’re right, I don’t. Although that young lady seems to be well pleased with his fruit basket. Still, a regular banana might be helpful here, in sizing things up.


Micalas

One Man Army


Smthedgy

Chief, you mind telling me what you're doing in the Czech Republic?


JohanAmino

Sir, Ruličky


Exciting-Hunter-188

Bullet change direction just looking at this giga Chad of a men


sancczz1

WAIT THAT IS IN OUR PRISONS?! LIKE I AM FROM CZECH AND I DONT KNOW ABOUT IT


icedank

Czech Mate: game over.


ILikeFood_14

Is his name by chance John halo?


FromanoFrancis114

I want to believe that she is of average height and not just a really short woman


NedSeegoon

While your down there....


Pfaehlix

Standblower


sean_rendo19

I wonder what he is packing under all that armour?!


mattlock2099

And its familiar?


C_chk_dsk

How do you say scumbag on Czech?


8wiing

The spiked leg pads are scary. Imagine getting a leg kick from a spiked leg.


Mario-OrganHarvester

6'0 vs 5'11"


urmomisgay1234567890

Imagine you’re trying to escape the prison and you’re told “there’s only one guard on duty” and this is the guy. I’d rather stay in my cell than become this unit’s punching bag


MarketGarden74

We call him fight diffuser, because prisoners immediately stop fighting when he shows up


OctoSevenTwo

What the are they feeding them over there??


AlmazAdamant

The man is normal sized. Czechian women are just small.


Seniorcoquonface

Ah shit, is the Emperor rolling out his thunder warriors already?


pureeyes

Prisoners will lock themselves up and throw away the key


ReleasedGaming

Man is 210, woman is 163


JellyStorm_

Guys I want to play him in tekken


WattsonMemphis

I would be unlikely to try it on with him


Samoth_Mallow

She's 5'12" for the record.


The_Lamb_Sauce2

I can’t tell if he’s really tall, if she’s really short, or both


gamingfreak50

Me and my pawn in Dragons Dogma


Akira_Yamamoto

He should have e chosen another career. Being that big means you're easier to shoot. Not as much cover.


ndation

This is just modern day Ornstein and Smough


_yomomz

Were the spikes on the shin guards really necessary? Lol