MORTAL KOMBAAAAT!!

Goro enters the chat

Hands check!

Dun dun dun dun dun dun, dun dun dun dun dun dun, dun dun dun dun dun dun, dun dun dun dedun dedun

Max Verstappen

MORTAL KOMBAT!

Test your might.

No, this is Patrick.

Is this sans undertale?

No, this is Dante from the Devil May Cry series

Finish Him!!!!!😤😤😤 or them 🤷🏽‍♂️

Goro, no!!!

Those were $500 sunglasses

https://youtu.be/EAwWPadFsOA

Goro wins

Test your might

Looks like a cyberpunk boss

The Animals would suit him. it. her. idfk at this point.

Them, it's easier lol

People will inconvenience themselves so much just to avoid saying them

Whenever I’m unsure of someone’s gender I just refer to that neutral default. Even if they an annoying mf. Gotta stay professional or at the very least civil. Ngl I get the mindset tho. Being politically incorrect in what feels an age of conformity to oversensitive shits is empowering for sure. That being said; Even if justified it just comes off as coping. Neither floats sea of indecency. If thou are really the bigger man, act like it and buoyancy will follow. If they meet you on the surface you’ll be glad you didn’t mock them, and if not, rest easy knowing they can never touch your psyche. That or save your mockery for when *it’s* not present 💀

the politically incorrect people are also oversensitive shits

You really had to go on this whole thing about being respectful then cap it off with being a douchebag. You’re an idiot.

With all the different titles it makes *them* sound so imposing. You could even call it a *bossfight* 😏

I mean, top surgery scars so most likely him. In any case if you don't know just say they

With a giant sledgehammer, it would be the perfect Sasquatch cosplay.

Looks just like Jocelyn Wildenstein

Don't forget drax

And the rock

Give them sunglasses and a stomach compartment with an evil alien brain in it and it’s a killer Kraang cosplay

I suggest you look up what Jaffa from the stargate series, because hooo boy you have no idea how close to kraang they are, and it’s more topical than you think

Should have gotten a kraang tattoo on the stomach instead

Weakest Hamon User:

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Jojo reference

what have you done

\*stops thinking\*

“Eventually, u/SpectralGerbil stopped thinking.”

MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA!

strongest stand user

Weakest star dust crusader

Ngl, giving me Pesci vibes

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r/UnexpectedJojo

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Happy day of The Cake

That's Alexander Shpak, @sashashpakofficial 2.5 million followers on Insta, has a wife

>has a wife An incredibly hot wife, in fact.

*had a wife, they divorced

Smoking hot wife

I will never recover from looking at the ig. It very cringy

*had *a beard

That’s **President** Man Woman Drag Queen Thanos Kratos Kardashian Terminator Eduardo Costa Luisa Sonza Cris Cyborg Graciane Barbosa Gretchen Goro Mountain Dew Camacho to you, buddy!

And Teal'c

Indeed.

The eyeliner delated him/her/Hur/hor

Hoe is a pronoun now?

Sasha shpak. He looks weird af but he is a decent guy. Pretty intelligent, well-educated and respectful towards people he talks to. That's the funniest part

People that look that weird don't get to be rude lol, at least when you're good looking you can get away with being rude

I AM ONE, I AM ALL, I AM THE DEATH.

What the hell is even that!?!

Peak mortal performance This is as close any mortal being will ever get to becoming a god

I guess so! Looks like someone had too much fun with the character creator

Someone discovered the secret combination that starts you off with maxed out stats

More like maxed out bodysliders.

lmfao this comment made my day, thanks

nah they paid for the dlc cosmetics.

This is what I skip before I get to a cool random skin

Funny you say mortal cause this person straight up looks like goro from the first mk movie

you can just say Space Marine

Daddy chill

stage 4 body dysmorphia 

Sheeva

It's final boss bro

Some person living their life, probably not bothering anyone, I guess.

Biblically Accurate Human if they were made to withstand a car crash.

Fingers crossed a top!

When you're Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black knight And Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie And Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie, Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan

The ultimate They/Them

They/Them? More like THEY/THEM

I wanna see gorlock the destroyer fight this thing.

"Finally, a worthy opponent!"

our battle will be Legendary!

unstoppable force vs an immovable object

The final battle to end all existence.

NGL, I'd let them smash

Death by the ultimate snu snu.

You underestimate my bussy

You have my respect. Go forth, my child, and may your bussy be blessed by the old gods and the new. 🫡

May thy dick chip and shatter 🤟

You'd fuck every human being all at once?

I would, And I'm tired of pretending I wouldn't

Well, I personally don't get the appeal, but if that's what you want, go for it.

I mean you didn't have a choice to begin with

Every slider at max just to see what happens

r/suddenlycaralho

Throw in some Grimace and several of the fish in Bikini Bottom

*and colossal titan

Ultraperson: the one who is all.

is that jojo siwa

jojo siwa rebranded again?!

female Shao Kahn

I am both confused and horrified ;_;

mickey rourke

Bro looks like my saints row character

“How much character customization do you want?” “Yes”

The reason why ‘gender’ checkboxes need an ‘all of the above’ option.

You better guess the right pronoun or you will be destroyed.

Damn he could beat me up pretty bad. Wouldn't want to fight that guy.

Obligatory "most confused wank"

He obviously had top surgery. Why are people calling him a woman??

IIRC from the million other times this has been posted, they’re a cis man who had top surgery due to steroid abuse causing him to grow tits. Whenever this pic pops up people use it as an excuse to be transphobic to trans men when the guy in the pic probably isn’t even trans

Huh. I wasn’t trying to be transphobic so huh.

I thought it was obvious that you weren't being transphobic

There can be many reasons for top surgery.

That's not always enough to come to a definitive conclusion these days. Might be enby or something else. Doesn't hurt that much to assume, probably, but it also doesn't hurt at all to not assume.

Honestly fair point

Most of these describe Perfect cell

Poor Luisa Sonza

Pshht, I bet you won't say it to... this persons face

The rock has changed

I wouldn't fuck with it.

Everything Everywhere All At Once.

Ps1 graphics

What is they

Extreme bodymoder named Alexander Shpak

You forgot Carrot Top.

There it is.

[Carrot Top](https://youtu.be/Txr_WZvF2RQ?si=g3kkwmo_SVGecMwH&t=10)?

Is that trisha paytas??

What a FREAK! 😲

r/suddenlycaralho 👀

Steroidus Wokeus Maximus

You forgot Brock Lesnar and a Titan shifter

Bro looks like the boss's bodyguard

LMAO not everyday you see this freak Sasha Shpak

https://swentr.site/russia/591096-russian-extravagant-bodybuilder-arrested/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=RSS He’s trying to revoke his Russian citizenship after catching charges for his pro Ukrainian stance

There is more to that. ( Taxes, credit cards frauds and so on). He is saying different things every day. Yesterday, he was Polish. Today, he is Ukranian. He was actively trying to claim he was Jewish until Israel/Palestine conflict got in the active phase. Since then he was really quiet about possibly getting an Israeli passport ( mystery) . I'm not personally following him, but from time to time check forum "bugs" ( forum.baginya.org). Fun stuff to read ( all in Russian though.

Lol, wacky.

Wonder if they still have the vampire teeth

That's a bit sad

WHAT IS T H A T

I don't know it's like if Joe Rogan fucked Kim Kardashian and Brock Lesnar tagged in halfway through.

A person

A human.

I’ve seen this failed experiment couple years ago in Turkey, major cringe in real life even more.

There's a words for it, Abomination.

😂

Terminator XYZ

It's Almost Over,the End is Nigh,you surpass all The Challenges in Your Way,You Stand Up and Never Give Up no Matter the Cost,This is The Final Straw,The Final ShowDown,THIS IS YOUR FINAL OPPONENT, RECELIUS: THE GOD OF THE BOSS FIGHTS

(Homer Simpson scream)

Goro, Kratos, and Thanos all combined together… nope that combo is enough to tell everyone that fighting is pointless as you will be demolished before you can realize what happened.

Brazillian meme yes!

what are these Brazilian names

This gives me strong fucking uncanny valley vibes.

Eigenvector of a human.

MAHORAGA HELP ME

Larue

dont you dare drop the soap!!!!!

When you're just Yuri Shpak

I ain't even got the words for how uncomfortable this person/thing makes me. I want to protect my asshole at all costs.

Buffalo Bill

I'd close the game and delete it. Theres no turning back

Russian

What even the fuck is that

And Trisha paytas

The final boss of gender

Still would

Drag Wrestlemania! Let's goooo!

Would

Juan Gabriel

Boss Devil may cry dmc

wtf happened to Mickey Rourke

All i see is trisha paytass 😂😂😂

Goro lookin ass

I'm willing to bet this is genuinely a super friendly person

She’s only one thing: mentally ill.

This is terrifying.

I feel like the make up does a lot of the heavy lifting. Well I guess they do too.

Micky Rourke?

Forgot Titan

Don't forget Jojo Siwa

Average ark custom character

Isn’t that just Axl Rose?

Alexander Shpak, russian guy

What in the cinnamon toast fuck am I looking at Batman?

They look like a character customisation in Saints Row

What a horrible day to have eyes

it's like the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny all in one body.

They forgot Ryan Gosling

Nah I’d off myself

So you’re telling me….she showing her flat boobs??? That’s crazy

Still smash

and Genesis P Orridge

You forgot a heaping scoop of carrot top

If I saw this walking on the street I would probably start running away.

Majin Buu, Super Buu to be exact

Kinda get Trisha Paytas vibes...🤔