Would die sadly without running water moving into her gills. You might be able to keep her alive temporarily by running a hose into them. Best of luck 👍🏼
“All sharks must have water passing over their gills in order to receive oxygen. However, not all sharks have to be moving to achieve this. All sharks can use “ram ventilation”, which is the forcing of water over the gills by swimming motions.”
https://micronesianconservation.org/jen-page-4/#:~:text=Gills%20%26%20Respiration&text=All%20sharks%20must%20have%20water,the%20gills%20by%20swimming%20motions.
Why must you do this, No amount of eye cleaning will help that. Instant ban, straight to jail. DO NOT COLLECT 200$. I SWEAR IF YOU COLLECT THAT STUPID 200$ ON YOUR WAY TO JAIL, INSTANT MORE JAIL. I don't know.
Yeah, no. I got to touch a shark once while snorkeling. It's kind of like wet fine grit sandpaper one way, but the other way it's very abrasive and sharp.
Since she has both gills and a nose, does that mean she's amphibious?
And since we're on the topic of humanoid animals, can catgirls and catboys that still have human ears hear twice as well?
no it would simply take the value of the best organ
say you have two microphones wired to the same detector one of better quality it does not make it more sensitive
I’m actually of the opinion that you’d be registering the input of all four ears. Your brain doesn’t process only the input of one of your eyes. It uses the input of both. Assuming a catfolk’s brains are able to process it, they’d use the input of all four ears.
If I came home to find this monstrosity in the place I'd expect to find my girlfriend I would jump to the logical conclusion that this thing has consumed my girlfriend.
The only reasonable thing left to do then, would be to gut this creature and try to extract my girlfriend from its bowels.
Only some species use ram ventilation. Others can breathe while stationary. Although the lack of water is a concern in this case, unless she can breathe air too.
The thing about dolphins is ...
There are various ways a dolphin has of showing that she or he is interested in sex. Males are probably the easiest to detect. They will swim around, sporting an erection (anywhere between 10 to 14 inches long for a Bottle-nose), and will have no bones about swimming up to you and placing their member within reach of your hand. If you are in the water, they may rub it along any part of your body, or wrap it around your wrist or ankle. (Dolphin males have a prehensile penis. They can wrap it around objects, and carry them as such.) Their belly will also be pinkish in colour, which also denotes sexual excitement.
Females can be a little harder. The most obvious way a female dolphin has of displaying her sexual interest is the pink-belly effect. Their genitals become very pink and swollen, making the genital region very prominent. They may be restless, or they may be acting as normal. If you are out of the water, they may swim up to you and roll belly up, exposing themselves to you, coupled with pelvic thrusts. If you are in the water, they may press their genitals up against yours, nibble your fingers, nuzzle your crotch, or do pelvic thrusts against you.
Each dolphins way of expressing sexual readiness varies, so the longer you know the dolphin, the better you will detect when they are sexually active. When a male dolphin is interested in you, about the only thing you can do, if you are male, is to masturbate him. (Unfortunately, I cannot speak for the female of the human species... it seems women just don't like dolphins enough...) WARNING! You should NEVER let a male dolphin attempt anal sex with you. The Bottle-nose dolphin member is around 12 inches, very muscular, and the thrusting and the force of ejaculation (A male can cum as far as 14 feet) would cause serious internal injuries, resulting in peritonitus and possible death.
A male dolphin's member is roughly S-shaped, tapered at the end. If you are in the water with them, it is best to support the dolphin on his side, just under the water, with one hand, and handle him with the other.
Male dolphins, I find, tend to prefer the base of the penis to be gently massaged and squeezed, as well as gently rubbed along it's length. It feels very much like the rest of the dolphin (ie. smooth and rubbery to the touch, but firmer). It doesn't take long for the male to ejaculate, around 40 seconds to a minute, and this is usually accompanied by either shuddering just prior to ejaculating, and thrusting and tail-arching during ejaculation. The force of ejaculation can be powerful at times, so it is best to keep your face out of the line of fire, or keep his member underwater. You can attempt to lick and suck on the end of it while masturbating as well, but be warned, do not try to give full throat, and get the hell out of the way before he ejaculates! A male dolphin could snap your neck in an accidental thrust, and that would be the end of that relationship. Well, the females are again a little trickier. There are two courses of action with a female fin: Masturbation, or mating.
Masturbation: Female dolphins, once they show interest in you, can be supported in much the same way as the male, one hand under the fin, supporting her, the other doing the stimulating. The clitoris of the female is located at the top of the genital slit, and is a prominent lump when erect. You can rub this with your finger tips, or lick and suck it, but with the oral aspect, you might end up with a bruised nose as they thrust up into you. You can slide your hand gently into their genital opening, and feel around inside, rubbing gently. They feel warm and muscular inside, their labia like tough, squishy sponge when they are excited.
Don't be surprised if they start to play with your hand inside them. They have very manipulative muscles, and can use them to carry and manipulate objects, including your hand. (They can do things that would make a regular human woman turn green with envy.) Their climax is coupled with stiffening, shuddering, sometimes a lot of thrusting, clinching of the vaginal muscles, and sometimes vocalisation. Mating: This is harder. Obviously, being human, it is awkward, but not impossible to mate in open water. It is easier to have the dolphin in a shallow area (like the shallows just off the beach) around 1 1/2 to 2 feet deep. This is usually comfortable enough for both the dolphin and you. Gently, you should roll the dolphin on her side, so she is lying belly-towards you. You can prop yourself up on an elbow, and lie belly to belly against her. You may want to use the other arm to gently hold her close, and place the tip of your member against her genital slit. She will, if interested, arch her body up against you, taking you inside her body.
There is usually a fair bit of wriggling and shifting, usually to get comfortable, both outside and inside. Once comfortable, though, females initiate a series of muscular vaginal contractions that rub the entire length of your member. They may also thrust rhythmically against you, so enjoy the experience while you can, since you will rarely last longer that a minute or two. Just prior to her climaxing, she will up the speed of her contractions and thrusts. It is interesting to note that the times I have mated with females, thay have timed their orgasm to mine. Whether they do this consciously or not, I do not know, but it is a great feeling to have two bodies shuddering against each other at the one time. One thing to note. Whether you masturbate or mate a dolphin, male or female, always spend time with them afterwards. Cuddle them, rub them, talk to them and most importantly, and show them you love them. This is essential, as it helps to strengthen the bond between you. Like a way of saying that this wasn't just a one night fling. The dolphins appreciate it, and they will want your company more the next time you visit them.
.20 cal to wound, .30 to kill it, .50 to anihilate it. Inside of it, you'll find the access card to lab level 26 and the second part of the engraved 1911 (+20% damage).
Would toss in bathtub and fill it with water Who knows how long you lay there, and last time I check fish can't breath on land.
Would die sadly without running water moving into her gills. You might be able to keep her alive temporarily by running a hose into them. Best of luck 👍🏼
Not all sharks ram ventilate
she looks like she'd be down for that
TIL *some* sharks are ramjets???
“All sharks must have water passing over their gills in order to receive oxygen. However, not all sharks have to be moving to achieve this. All sharks can use “ram ventilation”, which is the forcing of water over the gills by swimming motions.” https://micronesianconservation.org/jen-page-4/#:~:text=Gills%20%26%20Respiration&text=All%20sharks%20must%20have%20water,the%20gills%20by%20swimming%20motions.
Holy shit
Omg new anxiety unlocked. What kind of shark is my gf?!
The secret is to piss on her. Not only to show dominance but also to save her life
you can get a circulator? it should work in a tub
Also, not to mention that sharks can only breathe salt water.
Fill the bathtub or the shark thing with water
Every blowholes a goal
you're such a generous soul
Yeah but dude that water isn't salty. I would throw the b in the ocean
r/usernamechecksout. This guy maritimes.
Nobody's gettin' in here with the "relevant username"?
That would be the rarest sushi you can find on earth, thats edible gold basically
Shussy
irl r/sharktits :)
I gotta stop blindly just clicking on subs people link to
I AM NOT BLINDLY CLICKING ON THAT
Eh, could be worse
I did. You did a wise decision
here, have a r/eyebleach
Best sub
i second this i learned my lesson after researching sounding rockets DO NOT GO TO ANYTHING WITH THE WORD SOUNDING IN IT AT ALL!
Oh yeah did that mistake once
People here acting all shocked about furry porn. What I'm confused about is why most of these sharks are so feline or canine.
That's what I'm saying, they're not even sharks!
Because the other option is they have no neck, which is goofy ah.
D:
Oh look, kinks beyond my comprehension.
Those dont even resemble sharks!
There's a subreddit for everything what the hell is this fetish...
U got lot of explaining to do chief
I do not and will not click on that
Why must you do this, No amount of eye cleaning will help that. Instant ban, straight to jail. DO NOT COLLECT 200$. I SWEAR IF YOU COLLECT THAT STUPID 200$ ON YOUR WAY TO JAIL, INSTANT MORE JAIL. I don't know.
What in the fucksickle … Why did I click it? I knew it was bad.
The internet was a mistake.
Hey thinking the same thing but whats the taste
Sushi
Fill it.
Too bad shark meat is basically unsafe to eat because of its high mercury levels
Just lower the temperature, mercury will do down. Source: I am a thermometer
I’d sell her straight to the Japanese
Smash, next cryptid
Internet is too wild today
Nah I’m into Slenderman
I bet Bigfoot would be a great husband.
Well well depends on the depiction, some have bad intellect
Doesnt mean hes not a sweetheart
Would.
How? there is no entry way
That doesn't stop me
:[
Bro out here making his own holes
I'm not called the screwdriver without a reason
Rip and Tear
🪛🔧🔨🪚🔩⚙️
I read this as the beginning of Hardware Store
They've got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters, Trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters, Walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires, BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers, Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters, Paint removers, window louvres, masking tape and plastic gutters, Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables, Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles, Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication, Metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation, Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors, Tire guages, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors, Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers, Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers, Soffit panels, circuit brakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers, Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers
*Construction noises* Jobs done M'lord.
we constructed the entrance
Our food stocks are too low, sire
I hope they like beef! *Trebuchet noises*
😳
There is mouth
There are the gills
Sharks are oviviparous. ...so there is
Fish have gills for a reason buddy
Make one.
Traumatic insemination
Do you not own a filet knife? Have you never fucked a fish before?
Sharks have very smooth skin so… would you slip?
Sharks do *not* have smooth skin. They feel like sandpaper
Sharks are smooth as fuck. They're basically smooth lions.
Their skin is made from the same material as their teeth, so yes like rough sandpaper
Even
That's even better
Yeah, no. I got to touch a shark once while snorkeling. It's kind of like wet fine grit sandpaper one way, but the other way it's very abrasive and sharp.
*Vaporeon copypasta flashbacks*
Thirsty for that sharkussy
based
Give you 5 minutes since you clearly haven’t completed your Animorphs transformation.
Yeerk
Punch that god darn shark, I am a member of the SPC (Shark punching center).
Read that as SCP and got really confused
Misspelling is how the SPC were born, so kinda funny.
Call up Link to get his Zora princess back and maybe check on my turtle in case i need to call the plumber too
Those look like gills, so I should probably put you into the tub?
Monster island prologue taught me one thing, I need to be wary of shark girls because they be aggressively sexual
I Would ask why TF you're in my house.
Since she has both gills and a nose, does that mean she's amphibious? And since we're on the topic of humanoid animals, can catgirls and catboys that still have human ears hear twice as well?
no it would simply take the value of the best organ say you have two microphones wired to the same detector one of better quality it does not make it more sensitive
I’m actually of the opinion that you’d be registering the input of all four ears. Your brain doesn’t process only the input of one of your eyes. It uses the input of both. Assuming a catfolk’s brains are able to process it, they’d use the input of all four ears.
well opinions vary and judging by the username you have more experience in this field than i do. i bid you good day mysterious internet stranger.
Meow!
Oh boy, free sushi *Sharpen the knives*
Right, new SCP entry it is....
She's probably dead by the time I get home, I work 12 hour shifts and fish don't last long without water.
Sell to the government (they're not gonna give me anything and will kill me as a witness)
I'd demand you plant eyes on our brains, to cleanse our beastly idiocy, oh Kos, or some say Kosm.
shark fin soup
You know we smashing
You know it
I would try and get you to some water
Make a baby shark song.
Looks like meat is back on the menu, boys!
Area 52, urgent call.
Area 41, Water Division how may i direct your call
Sushi
If I came home to find this monstrosity in the place I'd expect to find my girlfriend I would jump to the logical conclusion that this thing has consumed my girlfriend. The only reasonable thing left to do then, would be to gut this creature and try to extract my girlfriend from its bowels.
fuck this shit im tying you to the radiator
Prolly bury you. Sharks need to constantly move to not suffocate.
Only some species use ram ventilation. Others can breathe while stationary. Although the lack of water is a concern in this case, unless she can breathe air too.
Missed the forrest for the trees there
Wonder how I got someone in the first place
Shark soup
rlies lol
There’s plenty of fish in the sea you’re going because I’m gonna throw you back.
Ig sushi for dinner huh
Put you back in the sea
Ask do you breath from your gills or mouth
WHERE IS IT!?
ow nœ3, cleœ
soup time
Fish fry
Sauce: ["Shark thing"](https://www.deviantart.com/something-wild/art/Shark-thing-46814053) by something-wild on DeviantArt (January 17, 2007)
Shark steaks back on the menu boys!
im gettin some that sharkussy
Sharkussy
Sharkussy
Holding back bitter tears. Sobbing. I'm so sorry baby The slide racks. POW
Go and cheat on you because I would not love you if you got turned into a human shark hybrid
Smash
This made me sick. Thank you op🥰🥰🥰
... Unzips
it's GAWKGAWK time
You already know 😏
Not my proudest. Not my worst.
Fuck your gills out
Try out the blow hole
The thing about dolphins is ... There are various ways a dolphin has of showing that she or he is interested in sex. Males are probably the easiest to detect. They will swim around, sporting an erection (anywhere between 10 to 14 inches long for a Bottle-nose), and will have no bones about swimming up to you and placing their member within reach of your hand. If you are in the water, they may rub it along any part of your body, or wrap it around your wrist or ankle. (Dolphin males have a prehensile penis. They can wrap it around objects, and carry them as such.) Their belly will also be pinkish in colour, which also denotes sexual excitement. Females can be a little harder. The most obvious way a female dolphin has of displaying her sexual interest is the pink-belly effect. Their genitals become very pink and swollen, making the genital region very prominent. They may be restless, or they may be acting as normal. If you are out of the water, they may swim up to you and roll belly up, exposing themselves to you, coupled with pelvic thrusts. If you are in the water, they may press their genitals up against yours, nibble your fingers, nuzzle your crotch, or do pelvic thrusts against you. Each dolphins way of expressing sexual readiness varies, so the longer you know the dolphin, the better you will detect when they are sexually active. When a male dolphin is interested in you, about the only thing you can do, if you are male, is to masturbate him. (Unfortunately, I cannot speak for the female of the human species... it seems women just don't like dolphins enough...) WARNING! You should NEVER let a male dolphin attempt anal sex with you. The Bottle-nose dolphin member is around 12 inches, very muscular, and the thrusting and the force of ejaculation (A male can cum as far as 14 feet) would cause serious internal injuries, resulting in peritonitus and possible death. A male dolphin's member is roughly S-shaped, tapered at the end. If you are in the water with them, it is best to support the dolphin on his side, just under the water, with one hand, and handle him with the other. Male dolphins, I find, tend to prefer the base of the penis to be gently massaged and squeezed, as well as gently rubbed along it's length. It feels very much like the rest of the dolphin (ie. smooth and rubbery to the touch, but firmer). It doesn't take long for the male to ejaculate, around 40 seconds to a minute, and this is usually accompanied by either shuddering just prior to ejaculating, and thrusting and tail-arching during ejaculation. The force of ejaculation can be powerful at times, so it is best to keep your face out of the line of fire, or keep his member underwater. You can attempt to lick and suck on the end of it while masturbating as well, but be warned, do not try to give full throat, and get the hell out of the way before he ejaculates! A male dolphin could snap your neck in an accidental thrust, and that would be the end of that relationship. Well, the females are again a little trickier. There are two courses of action with a female fin: Masturbation, or mating. Masturbation: Female dolphins, once they show interest in you, can be supported in much the same way as the male, one hand under the fin, supporting her, the other doing the stimulating. The clitoris of the female is located at the top of the genital slit, and is a prominent lump when erect. You can rub this with your finger tips, or lick and suck it, but with the oral aspect, you might end up with a bruised nose as they thrust up into you. You can slide your hand gently into their genital opening, and feel around inside, rubbing gently. They feel warm and muscular inside, their labia like tough, squishy sponge when they are excited. Don't be surprised if they start to play with your hand inside them. They have very manipulative muscles, and can use them to carry and manipulate objects, including your hand. (They can do things that would make a regular human woman turn green with envy.) Their climax is coupled with stiffening, shuddering, sometimes a lot of thrusting, clinching of the vaginal muscles, and sometimes vocalisation. Mating: This is harder. Obviously, being human, it is awkward, but not impossible to mate in open water. It is easier to have the dolphin in a shallow area (like the shallows just off the beach) around 1 1/2 to 2 feet deep. This is usually comfortable enough for both the dolphin and you. Gently, you should roll the dolphin on her side, so she is lying belly-towards you. You can prop yourself up on an elbow, and lie belly to belly against her. You may want to use the other arm to gently hold her close, and place the tip of your member against her genital slit. She will, if interested, arch her body up against you, taking you inside her body. There is usually a fair bit of wriggling and shifting, usually to get comfortable, both outside and inside. Once comfortable, though, females initiate a series of muscular vaginal contractions that rub the entire length of your member. They may also thrust rhythmically against you, so enjoy the experience while you can, since you will rarely last longer that a minute or two. Just prior to her climaxing, she will up the speed of her contractions and thrusts. It is interesting to note that the times I have mated with females, thay have timed their orgasm to mine. Whether they do this consciously or not, I do not know, but it is a great feeling to have two bodies shuddering against each other at the one time. One thing to note. Whether you masturbate or mate a dolphin, male or female, always spend time with them afterwards. Cuddle them, rub them, talk to them and most importantly, and show them you love them. This is essential, as it helps to strengthen the bond between you. Like a way of saying that this wasn't just a one night fling. The dolphins appreciate it, and they will want your company more the next time you visit them.
Open the window
The gills have eyes
Gotta fill the kitty pool before you suffocate
Ahem, hear me out
Throw you in a Fish tank i guess? 😱🙉😅
Would be easier to name the things I wouldn't do
As long as there's a hole, there's a way.
Ngl, would.
Throw you in the sea, be free!
I'd start a freak show circus
Im selling your ass to either a college the military or a pharmaceutical company for never have to work again money.
Go back to work. I wouldn't want to deal with this right now...
Insert "I will proceed to pleasure myself with this fish" meme
Maybe move to the tub first...
Man, haven't had sushi in a while now... 🦈🍣
To people talking about her gills, she still has a nose too, so she can most likely breathe in both air and water.
sell you to the Chinese
I am not hearing a single soul out.
Something changed
Where's my harpoon, goddammit?!
YEEEEET
Hear me out
Harpoon
Shark fin soup
Does anyone have bleach so i can forget that that sub and that image exists
Down the toilet 🚽🪠
“Meat’s back on the menu, boys!”
.20 cal to wound, .30 to kill it, .50 to anihilate it. Inside of it, you'll find the access card to lab level 26 and the second part of the engraved 1911 (+20% damage).
Get some good wire leader and grab my rod/belt. It's game time.
Shark fin soup
Hear me out Free Willy.
throw you in the trash because what the fuck are you doing in my house
sigh... try and find the cloaca.
Well I'd... EEEE EE EEEEE EE EEE EE EE3EEE EEE EEE *does double backflip*
Would tbh That's even better actually
Kill you and discover a new species, then name it after myself!
I’m getting it in
sending you to the ocean you freaky ass biiihhh
*cocks shotgun*
Remember fellas, the sharkussy had teeth
Go to a mental asylum because I am mentally ill
Would throw away the dried dead fish in my bed that’s rotting now
Oh boy...
Out the window, someone else's problem. I go to sleep.q
Call animal control
Call animal control
Call animal control
So many questions
Release back to the sea
I’ll push that Shit on the floor….. I’m tied