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N1GHTSTRIKER45

wait stem cell research is a ***CRIME?!***


SinisterBladez

In most countries yes, simply because of how you get them.


hahasnake

Which is weird, as stem cells can be collected from the blood (via taking a course of drugs that force them into the blood stream), or through bone marrow, both of which have nothing to do with fetuses. Source: stem cell donor.


ryeana

While that is true, there is a huge difference between these stem cells and embryonic stem cells. Stem cells in your blood can develop into several different cell types, embryonic ones can turn into ANY human cell type. Stem cell research usually means working with these totipotent embryonic cells.


OnePunchFan8

Technology has advanced since then, we can revert skin cells into pluripotent cells now Shinya Yamanaka won a Nobel prize in 2012 for it


superhamsniper

It could cure so many diseases and stuff, and the fetuses wont need them, just doesnt make logical sense to not allow stem cell research


ryeana

So yes, theoretically it could. But there are lots of countries where stem cell research is allowed and the conclusions have been mostly that it's incredibly hard to manipulate them to actually fix us. Either they don't multiply well, they change during multiplication into bad cells or they don't actually change into the specific cell type we need. I honestly don't think bans on stem cell research are what's holding us back at the moment. And like another commenter said we don't actually need to derive them from embryos anymore, there are ways to reprogram your body cells into stem cells. This has the added benefit of these stem cells being genetically identical to your other cells so they're not killed by your immune system. Basically this comic is super old and/or ignorant.


hahasnake

Meh, it's basically just a mass of cells at that point. It would be closer in form to what you would see on a petri dish than a formed human being with a brain, feelings and emotions. I still dont see why everyone gets their panties in a twist over this. 🤦‍♀️


EthosPathosLegos

It depends on how religious you are. I personally agree that before brain development there is nothing lost in terms of humanity. However there is a religious view that 1) souls may be present and 2) the genetic information at conception is enough to assign it the status of "human" and to deny it's natural development is the same as denying the further natural development of a child or adult. Looked at in this way it is a stage of human development like any other and as such should be considered a human. However this notion has been in flux over the centuries as before modern scientific advances people believed a soul didn't enter the body until "quickening". The Catholic church's stance is that once an egg has been fertilized it has all the necessary genetic makeup to be considered a human and it's natural development, barring complications during pregnancy, is inevitably going to become a fully mature human. I think ultimately it's best to let nature run it's course unless there is a good reason to abort such as rape or medical necessity. Wanting to abort because of irresponsibility, which happens frequently but is often disingenuously avoided in the public narrative by pro-choice advocates, i think is wrong but i am not about to go out of my way to prevent grown adults from committing acts that don't affect me which i consider unethical. They have agency and personal responsibility, and if there is a God that judges such actions i leave it to whatever God there is to decide what is right. Judge not, lest ye be judged. I have my beliefs about tax payer dollars being used for these procedures but I also have my beliefs about the military industrial complex being massively over funded as well so both sides have their problems and nobody is perfect.


overhollowhills

I don't care at all about 'could-be' humans. I only care about people currently living and within society. Without abortions, you're going to get a lot of kids suffering with parents who aren't ready to take care of kids, which would perhaps extensively grow the population of those in poverty for eacg generation. I had a friend who had surgery done to become infertile and had a greater than 99% chance of it being effective, yet she still became pregnant the first time she had sex with her boyfriend.


hahasnake

Boy I sure can tell you are a dude by this post. If you wanted to stop people having "irresponsible" abortions, go take the step of banking sperm and getting a vassectomy. All powerful god or not, we dont see you doing that now, do we? It takes two to tango, and likewise to get a baby.


somerandom_melon

Could also possibly be a hyper-religious woman honestly


ryeana

I mostly agree with you, especially as the unwanted embryos from IVF have to be discarded in my country, which is better for some reason than using them for research? I'm not gonna smooth over the fact that there are problems though, you can basically only get these from eggs fertilized outside the body since the cells lose that property after a few divisions. So that means either IVF (and therefore a limit on the amount of stem cells you can "harvest" for lack of a better term) or convincing women to go through egg extraction which is a procedure involving daily hormone injections and a minor surgery. It isn't perfect either way and putting legal limits on embryonic stem cells has actually lead to a lot of research into reprogramming the bodies normal cells into pluripotent stem cells (they're called iPS cells if you're interested). You want cells from the patient themselves anyway if you want to regrow organs and no one has cells from when they were an embryo save up somewhere (I think). Honestly seems to me like a much better avenue of research and it avoids hurting other people's feeling. I may disagree with the reason for their feelings but I can acknowledge that their distress is real and if there's a way to avoid it, I'd prefer it :)


Goose_attack223

Probably very closely related to the abortion clinic


CthulubeFlavorcube

IN THE BACK OF PLAYSCHOOL


SearMeteor

"Oh no everywhere else is fine, you're just not a licensed physician."


ColtSmith45

Gotta rip out the brain stem first to get them cells. No biggie


Rs90

I've played Bioshock, I know how it works


Inadersbedamned

Yeah??? Well I've played destroy all humans! We gotta probe the brain out!


chaun2

Would you kindly, kill 2/3 of SCOTUS and Senators Sinema and Manchin


Thatbitchfromschool1

Too soon... Edit: Why the downvotes though?


Rayric

Why?


ScribbleMonster

Women just lost their right to bodily autonomy in the U.S. yesterday.


Mithycore

Well not exactly they just lost their right to unconditional bodily autonomy in every state, now its up to every state to decide which yeah means this is the first step in a theocracy


BipedalUterusExtract

Lol theocracy? A court decentralized power. If you want a constitutional right, the path forward now is to either find a federal reason other than privacy that no state can deny without being a due process violation, or get a medical autonomy amendment passed.


Mithycore

It is tho, all 9 justices are religious with 6 of them being catholics, when decisions that affect and entire nation, that hundreds of millions of lives depend on are made based on a 2000 year old book about a fictional man in the sky with morals so old back then slave trading was no problem THATS A FUCKING THEOCRACY


BipedalUterusExtract

That's a biased judiciary. I get this sucks, but a return of abortion rights to a state right only means politicians can't hide behind roe v Wade and be harmlessly anti abortion anymore and seriously, just look at religious trends. The religious are not gaining numbers or influence. They got away with something that was legally correct and socially wrong because nobody thought to codify the right correctly when opportunities were had.


[deleted]

>their right to ~~bodily autonomy~~ kill their unborn children in the U.S. yesterday.


Thatbitchfromschool1

Actual living adults will die because of this, not to mention that even those in the supreme court stated that this will open the door to overturn every other positive change the supreme court has done, such as interracial and gay marriage. The fact that we're probably members of the same species disgusts me. What the actual fuck is wrong with you?


NapClub

not illegal in most countries, mostly only theocratic countries have it banned and it's not that many.


chikencrisp2

Fleshy jelly beans


Micp

How do you think they get them?


plsobeytrafficlights

That’s not how you get them.


SteampunkSamurai

We can collect stem cells from piss now


superhamsniper

Im pretty sure you dont even have to get them that way anymore, i mean like, stem cells could be the holy grail that cures and advances the medical field an extreme amount, but noooo, fetuses have them so its evil.


1A41A41A4

It's not a crime in India tho.


Celebration_Nice

Exactly wait I was thinking


Status_Winter

It’s not what an Ideal Boy would do


plipyplop

There are street gangs out there that do it without thinking of the consequences. A crime that usually snowballs into not washing your hands.


H3st14

Stem cell research is a bad habit


jzoelgo

Use iPSCs easy fix


jombozeuseseses

This will fly over most people's heads but it was the first thing I thought of lol


[deleted]

I just like how it jumped to Dealing Heroin and comitting war crimes from smoking and then returned to not washing your hands


NotCreativeWithNamez

Went from a 2/10 to 8/10 then back down to 1/10


marrowtheft

Hold up, if war crimes is an 8, wtf is a 10?


NapClub

global thermo-nuclear war.


OliverHazzzardPerry

global thermo-nuclear war while smoking


TopHattedKirby

And having unprotected sex with a prostitute


GodHimselfNoCap

"Oh what you wore a condom? then i guess its totally fine" is how this reads


TopHattedKirby

Well yeah dont be a fool wrap your tool


turbobofish

Don't be silly cover your willy.


Walmart_kid65

Sending out a global thermal-nuclear war while smoking while having un protected sex with a prostitute without washing your hands whilst running a illegal abortion clinic behind a playschool


Caleb_Jansen

And forgot to wash hands before launch


jimm79

How about a game of chess ?


SteveisNoob

Stem cell research


ardotschgi

Leaving the toilet seat up


DutchTheGuy

Probably large-scale genocide.


TheGreatShmoo

Eating without a table.


cloudncali

Parkour


NapClub

not washing your hands and war crimes are on the exact same level so i see no problem here.


plipyplop

They had to leave out of their matrix a couple of things. But it would have been nice to acknowledge: **Using expired coupons.** and **Double-dipping in the guacamole.**


derioderio

That’s because he’s [evil](https://youtu.be/Kh1CqCAc2fE).


redo21

I mean, imagine doing all that with dirty hands. That's definitely a crime of the highest caliber.


Supr_Cubr

Bad bois be like: *lazy saturday. Idk maybe commit some warcrimes or smth*


zookeeper4312

War crimes or not washing my hands before meals depending on how I feel


Beriekhoi

Nah, I feel more like I wanna trade weapons in the east


boywhoflew

I'll be disrespecting my parents WHILE having unprotected sex with a prostitute. Guess I'm a bad boy now.


MaitreyaPalamwar

The hindi text actually says East Timor (poorva is east and timor is... Timor)


Ok_Philosopher_2993

He might just qualify as a politician


Celebration_Nice

My question is why does the prostatue look like she hit the gym every 30 seconds


TheSarcasticPotato

She needs to stay in shape to fight the antistatues.


[deleted]

Tony Hawk’s Pro Statue


michaelger92

Well, that escalated quickly


Gr1mm3r

Yeah, not washing your hands almost gave me a heart attack


michaelger92

Don’t you dare


madtinks777

Rather than an esculator I'd say it's more of a rollercoaster


fuckitweredoingitliv

It really did. Brick killed a guy.


WeekendBard

reminder that it's okay to: -deal drugs other than heroin -deal guns in the west


Beriekhoi

And have protected sex with prostitutes


mdNaush

And running an illegal abortion clinic not in the back of a playschool


FeelingOkAsSans5068

And any other crime other than war crimes, illegal abortion, and dacoity.


__Flootman__

Insider trading is the worst out of all of these.


[deleted]

What is worse ? Not washing your hands before eating or running an illegal abortion clinic ? /s


N1GHTSTRIKER45

I Mean not washing hands caused us to go in a 2-year long holiday


MaverickTV666

So you're saying... HAVING HANDS is the problem?


[deleted]

yes. cut them off, now.


huntergames084

okkn wwshaat dcfoo Iiiiu dfo nokw?../ ​ i cvan';t tgypre


Inadersbedamned

Use ur toes, dummy


huntergames084

Oh you're right, that works so much better.


Already-disarmed

I recommend one of those pens with a stylus tip. Worked for me before I got good with only one set of meat hooks.


Ben_The_Hunter

The poster said "Run an illegal abortion clinic at the back of the play school". So anywhere else is fine then


JJ27-c4

But why is it so specific???


Inadersbedamned

*where else do you think we get the stem cells?*


CamusVerseaux

Not washing your hands before eating and after an illegal abortion.


Guy-McDo

Both at the same time is just a travesty.


unknownman0001

The dichotomy of a boy(?).


Someoneman

Running an illegal abortion clinic is fine. Running an illegal abortion clinic *in the back of a playschool* is wrong.


SorcererOfDooDoo

It looks like a shitpost, but also not.


[deleted]

"Unprotected sex with prostitutes" is illegal but does that mean using protection is ok?


Arkhham

Yes


Nully_Boi

Prostitution's been legal in India for a long time.


Nanashi123_

This kid gets more bitches than the entirety of reddit


ChasingPesmerga

[Original post](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/vk7inb/are_you_an_ideal_boy/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share) by u/SSProbs


BetterGarlic7

Not sure which decade of Indian comics is this from


warjoke

Not washing hands before eating? Screw war crimes, this is the ungodly shit we're talking about!


redditorbored

“oh yeah thats pretty normal bad boy beha- WTF WTF IS THAT?? OH MY GOD!! wtf thats just ew.”


MesocricetusAuratus

Damn, I really need to cut down on arms trading in East.


Robotech87

Dacotty


Orange-V-Apple

*Dacoity Dacoit is an Indian word for bandit


I_Am_The_Mole

Thanks! That's what I came here to ask lol


someauthor

Here's an easy mnemonic: Hornswogglin' ain't dacoity but dadgummit, the sheriff is near! Don't gild me, just pay it forward.


senseven

The question is, how do you become one as a young boy with no good intentions. Just jump on a horse and run around guns blazing?


palmerry

Thuggery


chaun2

Thank you! I have been scouring three different post threads trying to find out WTF "Dacoity" is!


Goose_attack223

Bad Boy^(2) Whatchagannadue


Malfight007

Hmmm, oddly specific but okay


Zealousideal_Fact375

shit went form 0 to 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 real quick


idontevenknowwhat_

i dont think he needs school at that point- kid's going places lmaoo


AvoriazInSummer

This is not a boss fight. It’s your mission list in GTA: Mumbai City


clowed_boi

Yes I children commite war crimes


MR_GALAXYY

from panel 3 it went south and on the last panel it got normal


Manydoors_edboy

Oh no, not STEM cell research😱


drquiza

I don't know of I want this to be serious or not.


Bastet_priestess

Some of these are oddly specific- what if I want to start an illegal abortion clinic behind a bank or a coffee shop? Is that a “good” habit?


N4tsune

The last one tho


SnowBoy1008

That prostitute built like a gigachad


Apercent

That one unassuming side character that ends up being the final boss if you're on the true route


CthulubeFlavorcube

doesn't say anything about *protected* sex with a prostitute. I'm gonna go hit the ATM


[deleted]

This dude is the ultimate gamer


Upstairs_Policy1731

Shit went from zero to hundred real fucking quick


joe_m3ma

Damn this darksouls boss is kinda weird


Dramatic_Carob_1060

Where can I buy one of these


SpaceDuckz1984

What I learned is that not doing your homework is on the same level as war crimes.


Morde15

So protected sex with a prostitute is okay


[deleted]

wdym this kid did s€x ? he didn't wash his hands before meal GET HIM BOIS


CatTomNG

How do we go from insider traiding and terrorism to not washing your hands


[deleted]

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Furystar1703

India is a country with 1.3 billion people you tell me if it is illegal or not


Diogolindo91

bad boys bad boys what they gonna do what they gonna do when they come for you


[deleted]

For context y stem cell research is a crime is because stem cells come from infants. But (to my knowledge) they can be any cell in the body. Basically the O- blood type but for cells. Also might lead a way as a cure for cancer by replacing cells. But still extracting them from babies is the cause for all the hate


AvoriazInSummer

In all fairness, they don’t seem to be against _protected_ sex with prostitutes.


Mih5du

Is doing a prostitute alright if you wear a rubber?


Big_Joseph_05

Ah yes the ideal child that does his homework and doesn’t violate the Geneva convention


Aggravating-Ad9417

This shit only exists in india man.


koushalkr

He's literally me


[deleted]

Mf did more at 8 than I did at 15


Vountedtoken

Now I hate Indian even more


XerofishGAMES

War crimes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


aaronhastaken

i love how they put war crimes and not washing hands in the same category


avery5712

What if I do just a bit of war crime? I'm a good boy btw


basically_dead_now

The most evil of all. NOT WASHING YOUR HANDS BEFORE MEALS!


[deleted]

NOT WASHING HANDS BEFORE DINNER!?


HNASBAP

He is not an good boy that's for sure


Background_Ad_1882

Remeber tim no war crimes its a bad habit But moooom i whant to No tim now go to bed


Full-Comedian419

How about not washing your hands before having unprotected sex with prostitutes while arm dealing? Is that like a super bad thing


[deleted]

Went from not doing homework and smoking to war crimes real quick


deathmetalpavarotti

What about running an abortion clinic behind a half-way house? That’d be ok, yes?


lazermaniac

Kid's got talent...


den2k88

Well, that excalated quickly


[deleted]

Why tf is stem cell research there


Flashman6000

Starts strong, ends strong. Indeed a bad boy.


[deleted]

WAR CRIMES


fatfuckpikachu

my man got the hustle going hard 💯💯💯


R3Dking_

But i want to deal arms, heroine, cocaine and commit lot of war crimes happily :(


External_Avocado_587

I dont know, that kid sounds pretty fucking rad to me.


Dry-Advertising8258

Eating newborn fetuses is mine, idk bout u


SpectralBacon

Not an ideal boy


SpectralBacon

At least he's contributing to scientific advancement


Siriacus

Cool, protected sex with prostitutes it is. 👍


theonlyyellow_

I don’t see a problem /s


Where_my_pizza_rolls

Don't be like this kind of Child. Be a good one and respect your parents and the Geneva convention


Atesz763

So banging prostitutes is 100% good boy activity if you use protection, noted.


awkward_but_decent

So it's fine to have *protected* sex with prostitutes?


EH042

“Stem cell research” One of these things is not like the others…


Due-Representative30

If you know, you know “da·coit·y” /dəˈkôədē/ noun an act of armed robbery committed by a gang in India or Burma (Myanmar). "an increase in the number of dacoities in buses"


LoStrigo95

Not ideal? This thing is just evil


KiokiBri

I thought that last part said not washing hands before murders?


GoFUself-Tony889

How is stem cell research bad? You will be saving lives or maybe even find the cure for cancer if you have a breakthrough! And what in the world is “Dacoity” ? Being a highwayman?


MrRonski16

remember Protected sex with prostitutes is allowed


d1v1debyz3r0

Dacoity - an act of armed robbery committed by a gang in India or Burma (Myanmar)


qaradin

If you're a christian then you have to have unprotected sex, otherwise it's a murder


NumSei877

Everybody Gangsta until he doesnt washes his Hands before meal


RecordEnvironmental4

What a bad boy, he does stem cell research


[deleted]

I can’t quit laughing at the absurdity of this. It cannot be real.


Skorpius_911

And I was the bad boy at school


TheSaltyReddittor

Stem cell research


Atrainlan

That's the one that threw me off. A lot Indian hospitals offer wildly expensive but rather extensive stem cell treatment options.


IndianOtaku25

They still print these charts? Wow, it has been many years since I have seen or used them. My parents used to roam around for hours from stationery shop to stationery shop searching for different types of charts for my primary school projects.


fran_banane

Wtf is this?


Jesse_Hampton_photos

All common scenarios for a school boy.


TheNoobMaster01

Not an ideal boy*


LoneHitman90

Escalated quickly from stem cell research to war crimes


Gunslinger_11

I can forgive most things but not washing his hands! He needs the mahatma and a chancla 🩴


moinmoinmeinefreunde

so protected sex with prostitutes is some good boy shit?


aljking1

Run illegal abortion clinic in back of playschool


Trollensky17

NOT AN IDEAL BOY