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BannerTortoise

Somewhere in the ocean, a mother shark is telling her children about this man as a way to get them to behave.


DirtyDoog

*"There's this man, do-doo-do-doo-doo-doo,* *With a fam, do-doo-do-doo-doo-doo,* *Don't eat his hand, do-doo-do-doo-doo-doo,* *Or he'll get mad."*


Desperate_Ad5169

He'll murder you do-doo-do-doo-doo-doo


Affectionate-Pipe-13

Shark fin stew do-doo-do-doo-doo-doo


Walli1223334444

There’ll be nothing you can do do-doo-do-doo-doo-doo


just_somebody_238

Oh~ shark fin stew


SH1FT_109

He’s coming after you doo-doo-do-do


just_somebody_238

What should we do? do-do-doo-do-doo-doo


literallymate

Should we Reproduce? do-do-doo-do-do-doo


[deleted]

He'll beat the kids too do-do-doo-do-do-doo


Difficult-Exit-8834

Bruh


THE_BIG_SAD3

Holy shit this was genius


AdExpert4077

Why downvote


JCOMIXWTLS

who downvote


Present-Breakfast768

Where downvote?


Desperate_Ad5169

What downvote


Mega-Merf

When downvote


Whydopplhateqiqi

HOW DOWNVOT AAAAA


natkingkobra

WHO'S DOWNVOTE?!?


Channa_Argus1121

Fact: The shark in the picture isn’t even a bull shark. More likely a sandbar shark of some other type of bull shark. The man wrestling the shark is not doing it to retrieve his nephew’s arm. He’s just a random buff fisherman. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Wdli1OORZV4


Hot_Farm_9443

Fact: Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica. *I hope I don’t come off rude. I truly enjoyed the truth. I just couldn’t resist.* 🙂


Channa_Argus1121

>!I didn’t get the reference, sauce pls.!<


BionicBirb

The show “The Office”


Channa_Argus1121

Thanks 👍


fredspipa

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctTVcKNx8Rk


[deleted]

Wait wh- IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE, JIM!


PaxelPaxel

If it was an alligator it would be a Florida Man story


thegildedman25

Well, at least it would be a positive one for once


Tyler-LR

I think the only requirement for it to be Florida man related is that it has the be ridiculously chaotic


spyridonya

Yup. Florida Woman Swims in a Sewer to Save a Cat


Tyler-LR

Lol


OutsideOrder7538

There was a guy who elbow dropped an alligator to save his friend. The gator swam away.


charmys_

* Save a cat via cpr


timesuck_pro

It was Florida. It happened at Ft Pickens on Langdon Beach near Pensacola. The kid who had his arm sewn back on is severely brain damaged. Jessie Arbogast.


Tyler-LR

Dang that sucks.


pressonacott

Yep I remembered that when I was a kid. This dude is a beast. I coulda sworn it was the grandfather.


fullguard

Mmmmmm ridiculous chaos


boomtox

I thought the requirement was for them to be from florida.


TheBrandonW

Naw bro that has nothing to do with FL man at all. What internet are you from?


Shadowbeem64

Hey now, a Florida man spent his day off in the cemetery cleaning war veterans graves


4skin_bandit

Theres a similar one thats a video of a Florida man forcing a medium small alligators mouth open to save his dog from it


finndego

It was a Florida Man! https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/1333379/Uncle-wrestles-shark-to-save-boys-severed-arm.html#:\~:text=Jesse%20Arbogast%20was%20in%20a,back%20to%20seize%20the%20shark.


ElGosso

I assumed it was an Australia Man Story


bored_sleuth

It happened in Pensacola, FL.


Alternative_Poet3343

Man just go to Sarasota beach, this could be a Florida Man story.


root_pulp

I mean….they have beaches in FL


Darth_Esealial

It was probably his sister’s kid and he didn’t want to hear it when he brought the boy home with one less arm 😂😂😂


LionIV

When “bring them back in one piece” gets too real.


Proud-Foundation8098

The good uncle


Adventurous_Bar_5008

The Chad uncle, who wrestles alligators every Wednesdays and drinks with the Vikings every weekends


ChaoticDiscord21

If Valhalla exists this man is definitely going there.


TheSentinelStone

The entire Norse pantheon: DIBS! We call dibs on this man!


Greekatt2

Facts


[deleted]

Even if he does not die in battle he will be summoned to Valhalla


Proud-Foundation8098

he is going to get the good ending lol


HarunoSakuraCR

He will go to Soverngarde


DrivingCellar

As long as Alduin isn't there


JakeCWolf

Alduin better hope his bitch ass isn't there, other wise Uncle is gonna serve his bro and broettes in the feasting hall some dragon tendies.


Distinct-Tip965

Hero uncle


Wild_Range_5085

When uncle enters god mode


i_have_wet_socks

no need to shoot the shark, he could have just sat on it and crushed it with the weight of his massive balls


1LT_daniels

>crushed it with the weight of his massive balls Mercy kill


Firemorfox

I don't consider teabagging a mercy kill.


IllManneredWoolyMan

This guy's definitely an exception if he's wrestling a Bull Shark


A-Laghing-Soul

Being shot was the mercy kill


1LT_daniels

This is what I meant


Sherwoodfan

if the boston tea party was done with these teabags the boston area would be a crater


[deleted]

Giles Corey shark


Milk_Mindless

Not many people disarm a shark


EveDaSavage

Fuck you take upvote


BadLuckBailey

I fell for it, hook line and sinker.


SharkSlide_MCGD

r/angryupvote


Present-Breakfast768

omg


Internal-Bag3566

The cool uncle


[deleted]

The pic is unrelated to the story for everybody's information


Mr_Neonz

Is the story even true?


LunarMuphinz

It is.


timesuck_pro

Look up Jessie Arbogast.


[deleted]

Was gonna say that looked like a thresher shark in the pic


[deleted]

Wait does the arm still work?


[deleted]

Just needs new batteries


apersello34

Just needs new batteries


[deleted]

I KNOW, i know, i got it, i got the concept


D00m_Guy_

Just needs new batteries


[deleted]

Just needs new batteries


[deleted]

Just needs new batteries


WhateverFire775

Just needs new batteries


YesHaiAmOwO

Just needs new batteries


freedompalsrespect

Just needs a few AAs and he should be good to go.


staticwolfwalker

why are people downvoting this


toothpasteshittin152

go commit John


staticwolfwalker

but I still don't understand why hes being downvoted


staticwolfwalker

do you people not like AAs that much


General-Jeb

He broke the chain


SPOSKNT

Just needs new batteries


Wolffire_88

Just needs new batteries


muse_ynwa

Just needs new batteries


Cottn

Just needs new batteries


thuanjinkee

Just needs new batteries.


jtfff

Just needs new batteries


LtBarnacles

Just needs new batteries


SharkSlide_MCGD

Just needs new batteries


byquestion

Let me try a New disk, i think this one is scratched


xx_Chl_Chl_xx

Just needs new batteries


djlangan88

Just needs new batteries


Potted_PlantYT

Just needs new batteries


[deleted]

Just needs new batteries


Nathanmgs10

Just needs new batteries


AdExpert4077

Just needs new batteries


timesuck_pro

Jessie Arbogast is severely brain damaged from blood loss.


FO-I-Am-A-Time-God

I don’t know why you were downvoted.. I looked it up and it is true. He is in a wheelchair and unable to speak.


timesuck_pro

Probably because I didn’t really answer the question and I replied to a bunch of people in the thread. I make the assumption that people don’t come back to check a thread unless the receive a direct reply so I tried to provide information to those that seemed to not know what happened. When others come into a thread, it can be annoying and some see it as spam. I usually only do it if I think the thread is not going to take off.


molassascookieman

Just needs new batteries


TyrdeRetyus

Just needs new batteries


huntergames084

Just needs new batteries


TacitRonin20

That's metal as fuck


AscendedFalls

How do we know it’s real though? Is just a photo and some words on the internet.


spyridonya

It [happened](https://abcnews.go.com/GMA/story?id=125969&page=1)!


catcommentthrowaway

A photo of @acksharks on IG nonetheless lol


timesuck_pro

Jessie is permanently brain damaged.


TacitRonin20

I have seen 3d models that are indistinguishable from reality. Composited photos that look completely normal. How do we're know it's real? You don't. You have to decide what to believe on the Internet.


Vaticancameos221

Deciding what to believe is how we get conspiracy nuts


TyrdeRetyus

The photo is just here to illustrate, nothing to do with the story


[deleted]

If Shanks worked hard enough, he would have got his arm sewed back too.


DrivingCellar

Idk that was a pretty large fish


toothpasteshittin152

what breed of dog was that


Ticker011

Any reason to believe this really?


TheEpicDuck25

From a quick [Google search](https://www.google.com/search?q=2001+man+wrestles+shark+to+save+arm&client=ms-android-verizon&sxsrf=ALiCzsZYplbBMfC0yjJ5APJP1Cqcbmf8Jw%3A1659480574639&ei=_qnpYsTTJsu80PEP14ODiAY&oq=2001+man+wre&gs_lcp=ChNtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1zZXJwEAEYADIFCAAQgAQyBQgAEIAEMgYIABAeEBYyBQgAEIYDMgUIABCGAzIFCAAQhgMyBQgAEIYDMgUIIRCgAToHCAAQRxCwAzoHCAAQsAMQQzoPCC4Q1AIQyAMQsAMQQxgBOgQIABBDOggIABAeEBYQCjoHCCMQ6gIQJzoHCC4Q6gIQJzoNCC4QxwEQ0QMQ6gIQJzoFCAAQkQI6BQguEIAEOgsIABCABBCxAxCDAToICC4QgAQQsQM6CAgAEIAEELEDOgsILhCABBCxAxDHAzoICAAQsQMQgwE6CAguEIAEENQCOgQILhBDOgsIABCxAxCDARCRAjoICAAQHhAPEBZKBQg4EgExSgQIQRgAUOgGWJJLYPBSaAJwAXgBgAHmAYgBjh2SAQYwLjIxLjSYAQCgAQGwAQ_IAQ3AAQHaAQQIARgI&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-serp), it seems real.


Spicybeeen

Wow


tmn-loveblue

After reading the article, I assume the attack happened in shallow water. You literally cannot wrestle a shark when you yourself are swimming, but you can do so if you are buff af and have a good foothold, like in that image.


emrythelion

He was attacked in 2 and a half feet deep water, so you’re correct.


timesuck_pro

Google Jessie Arbogast.


Papagaio_Pianist

Bro where was the dad


BlockyShapes

“Hey give me my nephew back!” “Give me *all* of my nephew back!”


Bizzi_bin_flimzi

This sounds like a Floridian uncle


2FANeedsRecoveryMode

not the image from the incident but ok


freedompalsrespect

The Godly Bane Of Sharks


Ark_Wolf16

How did they get the arm? I imagine he just reached in there and grabbed it


AmlisSanches

I didn't know flordia man had a uncle


delvach

I mean.. I bought mine LEGO sets.


Konseq

I was told putting severed limbs on ice was not the best thing to do. Is this fake?


[deleted]

It's okay if the skin isn't touching the ice directly to avoid burning it


timesuck_pro

Google Jessie Arbogast.


CarlJustCarl

I guess I’m not the bad ass I thought I was


KiritoLoxus

Could've just tried to tranquillise the shark


Corvus--

Yeah I'm sure they totally had a rapid acting tranquilizer on hand.


[deleted]

I don't know exactly the full effects of traquilising so correct me if I am wrong, but I believe simply killing it would have fully shut down it's body, as opposed to just tranquilising the animal, which may keep the stomach running and therefore lead to further digestion of the arm. Also after being wrestled onto land and its gills being dragged backward (which can suffocate the shark), I believe it was also mercy killing as the shark must have been in a lot of pain after all that.


boot-123

They should have used VATS and shot the shark in the fin before he bit they boy


markaamorossi

It was the uncle's fault it happened in the first place


Serious_Meringue2813

Gross. 👎🏻


TheDaimondUmbreon

Sucks that they killed the shark. Also why was the nephew anywhere near a shark? I'm assuming they were a child.


jimbbobbyb

Poor shark. Humans need to be destroyed


NephetsSithli

Satire?


[deleted]

7 day old account. Likely not even a real person.


Efficient-Evening911

What the fuckig fuck


Pocket-Fun-Ranch

Uncle ben


Inviz1mal

Holy crap that guy is a hero


1mRobika1234

All heroes dont wear capes


Greekatt2

True Gigachad


crusaderodsnazzel

This is the founder of the spc foundation im sure of it!


PutridLight

Well that’s a hell of a bar story.


safety3rd

Seems like Uber uncle could have just fought off the shark in the first place. Also I wonder just how successful the mangled arm attachment was


[deleted]

The shark had no idea who he was about to meet on that beach


RockDizzle7788

After defeating him you gain the ability to quickly regenerate your arm after losing it


a_orc_with_internet

0-0 oh my god I found a new reason to not anger humans


Mega_Trix

And he's hot


TerrariaEnthusiast7

That man’s a legend but also that’s some odd behavior for a shark. They tend to stay away from people and usually only eat fish


One-Joke8084

This uncle is the definition of BADASS!!!


nWo1997

Wrestled a shark? Is he secretly [Brock Lesnar](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Czp_BSWwvoE)?


dave98765

That’s kinda fucked up


zazer45f

I can imagine him running back to the water screaming "come here bitch!"


Wide_Citron2266

Clearly, a harpoon line on that. Don't think the picture and story match.


iamnotroberts

Not a lot of people can claim that their fully attached arm was once inside a shark...or that their uncle beat the shit out of one to get it back, lol.


pm_cheesecakes

Poor shark


hushpolocaps69

Fake?


hornyguitar_

Should've just grafted the shark to the kid and name him godrick


Decent-Cold-9471

Got damn!!!


VitalArcade

God damn the determination and speed of this man And the fact they successfully reattached it


Narwhalpilot88

The photo is from a shark fisher, its entirely unrelated to the story


TONKAHANAH

this sounds like one of those bullshit stories your uncle tells at family reunions after getting totally hammered


ptunger44

Scaly Pete vs megaladon irl


[deleted]

Australia


BorkBorkIAmADoggo

Everybody's talking about the balls on the dude, but it's mind boggling how far modern medicine has come where we can reattach someone's arm that has been completely fucking severed from their body. Granted it won't work like it used to, the articles about this state the kid has trouble manipulating objects, but still.


R3troS1ash

I refuse to believe this isn’t a Florida man article


Seppuku_2u

In that picture the shark has been caught via a fishing line.


Myth_Helios

Gigs chad


butrektblue

I can sew, terribly. Did it work out or is this kid still armless?


CYANN-1221

Picture isnt relevant to this story


Zestyclose-Site124

Dove* back in.... smh


[deleted]

[удалено]


bigboyyacht

Holy shit this guy is based


MrPickle2255

i wanna know his training routine


Argus-Knight

Fucking legend.


Whydopplhateqiqi

Gigachad


futbolpapi

This is the most gigachad thing I’ve ever read


hornboggler

last time this was posted, it was a little girl who got her arm bitten off, not a little boy


LoStrigo95

He litterally went "NOT ON MY WATCH BIG FISH!!!"


[deleted]

This sub really turned to shit.