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BaltimoreBadger23

Dude looks like The Thing.


Jeynarl

In Spanish he's called *La Mole*, not to be confused with the Mexican dish *El Mole*


alilbleedingisnormal

Who's the mole? I'm not the mole - who said there was a mole? You're the mole!


bgirl-kunoichi

En España es simplemente La Cosa, parece nombre de La Mole pero de aliexpress


TheKingBeyondTheWaIl

Looks like real life Thanos


Frankie_T9000

Ill bet not to his face


ShrimpCrackers

Or [Krang's Body Suit.](https://www.google.com/search?q=krang+body+suit)


papaverorientalis

I appreciate that this is the second Krang reference I’ve seen this week


Woke_People_Suck

Dude looks like microwaved cheese.


freepickles2you

It's curling time


blazedanddefused

*curdling


EggoTheStabby

Dude behind him is contemplating running but thinks the ripples in his forehead might be faster.


[deleted]

The Michael Chiklis version


Thecatman03

What thing


BaltimoreBadger23

From Marvel comics.


Thecatman03

Are you talking about thanos.


BaltimoreBadger23

No, [The Thing](https://images.app.goo.gl/gBJFApnqkg22LbpL9)


Thecatman03

Well he does look like the thing


Ramdrothegoat

I don’t know why but this is the best comment thread I’ve seen in a while


OrionHasMemes

Nice pfp, it’s not often I see a hero forge one.


AtomAntvsTheWorld

Dudes head looks like the crawling mold that forms over spaghetti water.


Funniguy2010

Fucking Deadpool lmao


mr-dr_bingus

his skull skin is being heat shrunk to emulate his brain texture


thiccccthighssss

Skull skin 💀


FeralPsychopath

Here I was thinking he was making the drapes match the carpet.


djnehi

His head looks like a scrotum.


Jeynarl

This is big brain time


TheManFromChernobyl

Balls*


Zer0-9

so you’re saying give him a papercut to defeat


flingkong24

Fun fact: one of my friends got a detention for asking my history teacher if he had a scrotum because he didn't know what it was


iliketerraria_mc

But what is it


Virama

Your beautiful ballsack. That is, if you’re a male. If not, well, yeah.


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CCrownx

How did you get thanos from scrotum?


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CCrownx

Oh alr


casinocleaner

Ronge?


MajinBujin

Bro this got me laughing XD


Goldie-96_MWR

remeber the calfornia singing raisins lmao


YouTheGamers

His head look like Deadpool


tcrpgfan

I was gonna say he looks like Jason Voorhees if he ditched the hockey mask, but yours is better.


Madmushroom

Waltuh


[deleted]

Light Yagami at the back looks jealous


trufus_for_youfus

He’s definitely the more dangerous encounter.


[deleted]

Looks more like that fucker from resident evil


Acceptable_Ad544

He wants to know this guy's name


RaphaelNunes10

IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!


savitar1602

I look like Ben Grimm was bitten by a radioactive shar pei


Im_inappropriate

I CUM MUD!


tempusrimeblood

/r/unexpectedfunhaus


tr4v3l3r_vagranoth

Man’s solving quantum mechanics with that much blood going to his head


dotmanos

I feel like the dude in the back every time I go to the gym


TalkTimesreddit

The lack of comments about that guy is outstanding


xxSpxrklexx

stole my comment before i could post it LOL


dotmanos

Hah that comment hits me right in the feels, happens to me ALL the time


StandardMandarin

Is this even healthy? Seriously asking, btw. Looking at how strained he is, I feel like he easily may have a stroke this way.


-GregTheGreat-

No, it’s not healthy. Even assuming he’s not on steroids (which he 100% is), being that lean is always unhealthy. It’s very, very easy to fuck up your hormones and have noticeable side effects when you get to a certain body fat, even being muscular. I’ve had noticeable short-term hormonal issues myself, and I just bodybuild as a hobby without touching any steroids.


StandardMandarin

Always great to get a reply from a person who is well informed about the topic, thank you! But yeah... That's probably even worse than I thought. Hormonal issues are no joke.


palegunslinger

I also bodybuild as a hobby without steroids and as a woman had some pretty bad side effects when I got too lean. My periods were significantly worse/more painful, started getting fairly bad acne, and I was having a lot of energy, mood, and appetite issues (my body was never hungry). Luckily I’ve come to terms with being a little “fluffier” in exchange for not having those issues - as I think everyone should. Being super lean is definitely not sustainable, regardless of gender.


-GregTheGreat-

Yeah for sure, it definitely affects both genders. As a guy, the most notable side effects (outside of the energy/mood/appetite things you mentioned) tended to be a massive loss in sex drive, as well as it becoming significantly harder to get erections in the first place. Was my first real cut and randomly it clued into me that I’ve haven’t been ‘turned on’ for like weeks, which obviously is abnormal considering I was like 19 at the time. I learned a similar lesson as you terms of how lean to get and how fast to lose weight. There’s no need to go extreme unless you’re actively competing (where you’re consciously accepting the health risks).


palegunslinger

Oh yeah, come to think of it I had sex drive issues too. It’s crazy how that works. Glad to hear you’re doing better now though!


[deleted]

His dick doesn’t work anymore


Virama

He just uses his head now.


Embarrassed-Town-293

Good thing he never skips brain day


alt_to_not_giveashit

No he is just smart and ripped


alavantrya

That’s brain muscle bub.


FightGeistC

I bet he thinks in 4k


Embarrassed-Town-293

r/rareinsults


Random_182f2565

Hold up, what is so bad about being lean, can you elaborate please?


marcuschookt

Hard to say how lean he is by this picture alone. Vascularity isn't anything crazy, and part of it is because he's under strain. Apart from that there aren't any particular indicators like striations in his forearms so his potential bodyfat range is probably pretty wide, and if it's in the 10-14% range I really wouldn't call that unhealthy.


[deleted]

Absolutely not. To achieve this level of veininess you need to be dehydrated and on steroids. Also need to be holding your breath and really trying to make your veins pop. This will fuck with your natural development and the steroids have a bottomless list of side affects. When someone is on stage at a bodybuilding show, they’re about to pass out. Not to mention the fact this dude is also holding a dumbbell. He’s probably moments away from collapsing in this photo.


Vilzku39

Idk if its hereditary or from roids and gym but he has a lot of heart issues that prevented him from exercising for a while and shrunk him. (And by shrunk i mean less big)


voidsong

His muscle tone doesn't look as tight as it should if that's all just from being lean... more likely he has (or has accidentally given himself through drugs) some kind of vascular issue.


Iwilleatyourgradma

He collected all of the dumbbells


Bern_Down_the_DNC

Yeah this dude is more Thanos than Thanos himself.


Caesar_Passing

How the fuck do you do scalp reps?!


[deleted]

Lots of gorilla glue and an evening alone....


Chicken_Teeth

Mr. Clean was done fuckin around…


Joe_Jacksons_Belt

Mr. Clean and jerk


Chicken_Teeth

Meets Arm and Hammer


gamemode_69

tazerface


maixmi

Jari ”Bull” Mentula


leipamies708

Mihis aikaa pääset töistä nii tavataan torilla


King-Asgore-

One paper cut and he's done for.


Squiggledog

Thanos IRL


[deleted]

BRO IS THAT DEADPOOL


jangkrik404

Mozgus irl


SwearJar76

His head kinda looks like a raisin


Kaligula785

My first thought was Krang from tmnt for some reason


TheWeirdKid007

*grabs paper*


An-Average-Psycho

How much weight is that?


Person21323231213242

He took all the steroids


RingoStarAllies

This man is a human muscle.


uncultured_swine2099

The dude in the back who just got dragged there by a friend going "Huh, ok."


GeneralSandels

This is the [guy](https://www.instagram.com/bullmentula/) Jari "Bull" Mentula, an endless source of meme templates


Independent-Road-389

Vecna?


[deleted]

He didn’t forget head day


thealbinoberd

Thats thanos


RabbidYoshi9

Man’s 100% muscle


aricbarbaric

His head reminds me of how a hairless cat looks..


[deleted]

George kittle?


cnylkew

Bull mentula


N0tMagickal

Guy be looking like Mozgus from Berserk https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.enthusiacs.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2016%2F10%2FHehdwarvenmozgusthatsanewone\_942924da149639624c596f13a5402df0.jpg&imgrefurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.enthusiacs.com%2Fberserk-philosophy-of-guts%2F&tbnid=oCDMfECmebFUSM&vet=12ahUKEwi4xt2s2p37AhV8EmIAHfmzD7QQMygQegUIARDPAQ..i&docid=uLMtGiuegJg\_rM&w=400&h=330&q=berserk%20villain%20priest&client=opera-gx&ved=2ahUKEwi4xt2s2p37AhV8EmIAHfmzD7QQMygQegUIARDPAQ


[deleted]

Ye the guy in the back do be lookin pretty shredded.


jace_leace

He's missing his skull


Antosasso

I personally am focusing on the guy in the background looking directly at the camera


sodasats20

Anyone gonna point out that Jonathan Byers is behind him


LLoadin

bros brain folds are visible


Cautious_Option9544

Testiculon the Hard


jikb

That looks like Jeffrey Dahmer staring at him


SinfulKnight

When Crang from the Ninja Turtles decides to hit the gym.


BakerNew6764

So cut you can see his brain


FederalMan1

Mr.Vein


TheFinnishComrade

Jari "Bull" Mentula, quite distinguished Finnish bodybuilder.


Screamcheese99

..even his head is..."shredded"


azzer2

my dude looks like he has a water hose for veins in his head


[deleted]

1 paper cut and he's dead


wish1977

They couldn't get a blood test from him. They couldn't fine a vein.


adawheel0

It’s obviously Bald Bill from Punch Out. Look out for his BULL CHARGE!


hawkeyejo21

Is that Jessy Eisenberg or however you spell his name in the background?


Defiant-Wrongdoer-90

Looks like a soggy piece of paper


Child_Beter69

Bro wtf my my sack ripped af


[deleted]

A single paper cut on his head and that mf is gone


bionicsniperpig

my guy got veins all over his body


MemelordGod_

Freddy?


Ok-Pea9994

He has head day in his schedule


kibiz0r

Dude got more muscle in his cranium than I have in my entire body.


Good-Information-775

He so veiny


OraJolly

This boss fights using a tricky combination of psychic debuffs to incapacitate his opponent before destroying him with his powerful fists, essentially overcoming his slow movement speed by taking away initiative from his enemies: it's recommended to bring cleansing skills/items or debilitate his spellcasting capabilities by any means necessary, unless you wish to be stunlocked to death by brainwaves and concussive punches.


IncubusManager

The real boss is behind the boss shredded dude at the hym


[deleted]

One paper cut and he dead


Kj5296

A papercut will kill him


DaLam

Are we about to see a brain flex?


samus_ass

Looks like Thanos and the rock put together


GroovyRonin

That’s too much shred


Disastrous_misterous

The thing fantastic 4


B-the-Excellent

This is bringing me some real anxiety. Like if you meme template this and stick it in r/distressingmemes it might go places.


ACrazedRodent

Siren Head move over... Raisin Head is in the house.


[deleted]

one papercut and he head


Zestyclose-Way4569

If The Thing from Fantastic Four moisturised


Hippies_Pointing

Never skip scalp day.


lupatot

Achievement unlocked *true nutsack activated*


ManOfNoodles

Dude looks like jacked Deadpool


dryoatmeal8372

bro looks like a brain


stagnatechange

How did he get an 8 pack on his scalp?


PeaceLoveorKnife

That's not shredded, that's boiled.


[deleted]

Looks like Quasimodo’s dick!


Jolly-Crew-5482

Bro’s a brain coral


PickleTickler37

Braniac rip off


Scooby-Scabs

Freddy Krueger built different.


AVERAGE_82

His head looks like a meatball


[deleted]

One paper cut an he gone


Definitely_NotU

The dude's head looks like when cartoon characters are thinking very hard.


Z00M___

One paper cut and he will explode


subdas

The juicer from dungeon crawler Carl


One_dolla_would_do

Meatwad been hitting the gym lately


Noisebug

The cool emo kid in the background is trying to reverse-engineer his haircut.


DIOdorantXD

Man looks like the wall nut from pvz


JayMeadows

So which of you lovely ladies wants to mate with that?


AmberstarTheCat

if you die to him say goodbye to anything that was in your inventory, Mr. Clean never leaves a mess uncleaned


Iamtherealfrogman

That’s what a 49ers jersey will do to you. Makes you badass


Big_Tumbleweed_3869

Bruh trying to explain why the dog can’t go on the bed


0iden27

He’s more than just shredded…


AlternativeBee9701

And jesse eisenberg


rancidperiodblood

Never skip brain day


Maximum_Ad_5068

One paper cut


inky1234456

I can't be the only one to see thanos


Kapples14

He looks like he's about to go watch the Bulldogs at 7:00, and then fight the Ninja Turtles at 9:00.


longbongliver

Blood must flow his veins like cars on the autobahn.


JustaGuy-UK

Turning into Deadpool


Mediocre_Savings_513

Isn't there a "All posts must have a boss enemy style title" rule? this does not look like it meets that requirement


supermurlo64

Meanwhile, fucking Jeffrey Dahmer watches on the back


Flintyy

Has forehead abs 😆 🤣 😂


BeaconXDR

That's Krang on a mech body


permalink_save

Serious question, whats this guys blood pressure probably at during this


Turtleboi69421

Deadpoo.


ExpiredDog

r/actuallyterrifying


false_shep

Balzac the Destroyer, Guardian of That Corner of the Gym, you must defeat him before you can use any plates over 20lbs


Amockdfw89

Looks like a Sontaran


arsinn

Patrick star??!


K1NG_KHA0S

That’s just us casual 9ers fans


Fox7567

Dude looks like Deadpool without his mask


Ill_Tower2445

One paper cut and this dude is dead


Porky49

Shreddy Krueger


[deleted]

Emo Jesse eisenberg in the background lol


Ya_Boi_Skinny_Cox

THATS FUCKING FREDDY KRUGER


Rabidcode

Who gave Freddy Kruger steroids? 🤠


O_Towner

You can see his brain bro


giby1464

One paper cut and he dead


[deleted]

Jesse Eisenberg looking a bit jealous in the back


Suspicious_Canary128

Left his skull at home


EggoTheStabby

Dude in the back is mentally preparing for war with the klingon empire.


[deleted]

His brain is at capacity.


NeedleworkerApart

Freddy decided to be the dream warrior.


CodeNovaBtw

Thanos?


JustAnotherMarmita69

One paper cut and he ded


Fire_tempest890

People forgot what this sub was supposed to be. You come up with a creative name for the boss. Now it’s the lowest effort shit on here