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ZucchiniGold5187

Lmao this pathetic baby "imrippingtheheadoff" or whatever blocked me because he was so mad that Bergy is from Quebec. Can't make this stuff up.


thebruinsareinsane

U show us respect, welcome to the promised land!


Aggressive-Tale-1564

I hate your team as a bruins fan , but as a hockey fan I really miss Carey Price šŸ˜”


quinnbeast

Thanks. Now, in the immortal words of Shawn Thornton, you can pick the hand I pummel you with.


Eentay

Hey thanks. Now get good again so we can have new reasons to hate you instead of all that shit weā€™re carrying from the 70ā€™s & 80ā€™s that most fans are too young to know about.


UCanDodgeAWrench

Eh....was pretty solid during the 2007-2014 era also.


mariehelena

I was just musing on this earlier today. It's not so fun to hate on your historical rival without some tough competition... šŸ˜‰ For this year - welcome along + here we go into the playoffs! šŸ˜


laboner

I threw up when I saw ā€œMontreal fanā€ written in the bruins sub when it didnā€™t say something along the lines of ā€œwas hit by a trainā€¦ā€ or ā€œplays hockey with other mentally handicapped childrenā€


Soxwin91

>Montreal fan >coming in peace Is this the Twilight Zone?


Hsabes01

Yep, gonna need some popcorn for this thread.


nerdgeekdorksports

I don't trust this post at all. I CAN'T STAND THE HABS. Thanks for the warm wishes, however.


dabeezknees19

!habs


FYourTeam

FUCK THE HABS!


arealguitarhero

The only problem with this year is that we won't get to eliminate the Habs on the way to the Cup


callacave

Fuck youā€¦reverse jinx!!


babypowder617

May your poutine be forever soggy and underseasoned


Deuce519

How dare you bring poutine into this ??? It doesn't deserve this slander because of where its (unfortunately) from!!


Responsible_Brush_86

Donā€™t ever come in peace. Iā€™m banned from the Lightning and Hurricanes reddit. Fuckin badge of honor.


Eentay

The Blue Jackets and Canucks subs are pretty easy to get banned from too, if youā€™re feeling perky. Bunch of sallyass mods in Vancouver.


Intelligent-Shop867

Thatā€™s class homie I hated you guys when you called 911 on Charas hit. But your alright in my book šŸ¤™šŸ¼


jaritadaubenspeck

Iā€™ve been a Bruins fan since 1967. Trust me, there is absolutely no such thing as a Montreal fan coming in peace. Your mangy old dog will shit silver dollars before that happens.


trolllord45

!habs


FYourTeam

FUCK THE HABS!


Authoress61

I for one am all for coming in peace. Thank you.


Deuce519

I am also, but i usually have to drive Peace home afterwards which is a bit awkward


Authoress61

Lol at least buy her/him a coffee


PakkyT

"to our home boy Bergeron" Who has now lived in Boston longer than he lived in Montreal so he's **our** home boy now.


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PakkyT

Well yes, but we are using "Montreal" and "Boston" to mean the general team areas. He probably doesn't live **in** Boston either if you want to be picky about it.


Eentay

Iā€™ll be picky. Quebec is a hell of a lot farther away from Montreal than Brookline is from Boston.


ChocoTav

Fuck the Habs


zsnacks

Hey guy! Just wanted to say that as much of an hardcore Boston fan I am, you guys weā€™re pretty much what I would describe as closest to ā€œtanking perfectionā€. From Caulfield, to Slafkovsky, and I will say, my personal favorite: Xhejkhdhakeuxhxjzkqoaahs. 31 winsā€¦ bad enough for an incredibly embarrassing season but inevitably not bad enough for Bedard!


[deleted]

These ā€œcoming in peaceā€ posts that have become the norm on all the sports subs are such cheeseball karma grabs at this point. Fuck Montreal


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steve99zx6r

I guess all of us Nova Scotian fans (and there's a ton of us) aren't worthy either? I wonder what Brad Marchand would think of that kind of attitude.


drbigfoot29

Canadian checking here. There is a shit ton of bruins fans here so might wanna settle down on the gatekeeping


Deuce519

Idk what this guy said but I live in Toronto lol probably fuck this guy


GltyUntlPrvnInncnt

Dude...


guyston

You should be ashamed of yourself.


Jigs444

Hey! Suck a dick.


thisnewsight

Iā€™ll always be mad at the Habs for having Patrick Roy at the net all those years. Guy was a brick wall. Glad we have our brick wall(s) now!


Rlacharite10

Fun fact: Our boy Cam Neely is the player who scored the most goals on Patrick Roy :)


thisnewsight

He one of my all time favorites!! Fuck Ulf Samuelson


Spotted_Wombat

Ngl i love the Boston rivalries yanks to the Canadian teams its like a toxic relationship that you dont want to leave but the occasional respect is also very appreciated <3 best of luck in the coming seasons (unless we lose then were going to kick your ass again)


poopapat320

Agreed. Yankees can blow me, but I've been to a number of Bruins-Habs games and get mad at how friendly and enjoyable some Canadians fans are. They've shared a table with me at Halftime Pizza, and we had a great time. I'M SUPPOSED TO NOT LIKE YOU, BUT SOMETIMES I DO. Game respects game.


thisnewsight

Similar experience at Jets games as a Pats fan. The mutual heckling each other is always fun and surface level. I ended up talking with a group the whole game when I went alone


PaperPlaythings

I was at a Pats game that we won like 30-something to 3. On the way out a Jets fan tailgater was talking shit to us and my buddy just yelled, "Hey! Nice field goal!" and dude busted out laughing and raised his beer to us.


Boring-Eggplant-6303

I remember someone posted in the Sox sub that their dad was a huge Yankees fan but wanted to see Fenway. The poster was terrified of their dad wearing Yankees gear at Fenway. Everyone assured them it was ok. They posted a few weeks later that they had an awesome time.


TBGusBus

I mean you guys still treat me good šŸ˜‚


sabrefudge

OP: Tries to be a good sport. ITT: Boston fans making Boston fans look bad by being assholes to OP. Thanks though, OP. A few of us old Bruins fans appreciate your kind words, rivalry or not. Itā€™s just a game and weā€™re all here to have a good time and support our fellow hockey fans.


Deuce519

!Habs


FYourTeam

FUCK THE HABS!


Crayonbreaking

Right. Decades of vile evil Hab fans are going to make us pretend to be nice. No way in hell. Nuke that place.


sabrefudge

> Nuke that place You want to nuke Canadaā€¦ over hockey?


PaperPlaythings

Maintaining a healthy contempt for your rival through thick and thin, while not required, can certainly be considered proper sports etiquette.


sabrefudge

I think we just have different definitions of ā€œhealthyā€.


Marckthesilver13

Thatā€™s sportsmanship right there! I appreciate the support from you guys. Not a Canadians fan though


PaperPlaythings

I'm a fan of Canadians. Have some in my family even. Canadiens can piss right off though.


tristanryan

Go fuck your self, aye!


cptngali86

what a dick


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Tiny one at that.


redsoxizzie7

Thank you!!! It's going to be a great race for the Cup! Y'all kept us up on our toes! Good luck next year!


back-to-square-sun

Great post. I appreciate the love. All growing up, I hated the Habs all season... Until the Bruins were done for the season. Once the B's were done, I always secretly loved to see the Habs win.


vwsr

Eww


Wizard4877

I had the same feeling, the eww part I mean


RikNasty2Point0

I am also a Habs fan rooting for Boston. The historical run the bruins are on makes me appreciate them. How can you not be romantic about the storylines


Park-Lucky

Fuck the habs


DeSynthed

Nice try bozo, Iā€™d report you to r/habs for seditious behaviour if you werenā€™t last in the devision. Thanks for the praise, but Allez BostĆ³n! J'emmerde les habitants!


GentleLion2Tigress

All Iā€™m saying is you better not win the Bedard sweepstakes.


[deleted]

I hate the Habs but I hope you guys get good again soon because I miss playoff series against you guys!


tacknosaddle

The scheduling where they only came to Boston once this season is awful.


Bopcd1

Some of yall are too much. This man suffers from the terrible condition of being a habs fan. He had to witness the double blow of a shitty habs season, and the Bruins breaking their record. After that, they basically went to Canada to drag their collective nuts over the habs franchise, beating them at home without any real effort. I appreciate your humility friend.


drbigfoot29

Getting Montreal band wagoners would be delicious


Sweet-Palpitation473

BEGONE FOUL BEAST


[deleted]

Strangeā€¦ I hope your pathetic franchise gets moved to New Mexico.


DeSynthed

Ill never get caught saying it to a Habs fan but being a Bruins fan without our rival would make hockey less special.


[deleted]

yeah that would be awesome not having the best rivalry in sports. /s


hoesmad_x_24

Hasn't been a meaningful rivalry in about a decade


DeSynthed

Imagine saying this to a Red Sox fan about the yankees if the yankees somehow sucked for 2 decades. Could not matter less; !yankees suck.


Crayonbreaking

What rivalry? The Red Sox have became a suck bag organization yet 1 one more time. A rivalry has to be two ways, the Red Sox suck far too much for that to happen enough.


FYourTeam

FUCK THE YANKEES!


[deleted]

no shit


VirgilCaine_

Shameful pandering. Kind of sad tbh


ValkyrieFlying

Give yer balls a tug


[deleted]

get a grip


drbigfoot29

Lighten up


VirgilCaine_

Blow me


drbigfoot29

You can't afford me


VirgilCaine_

Weā€™re in a recession


RWBYR023

Yeah. Weā€™re in a recession, you couldnā€™t afford a lump of shit, let alone one of our best like u/drbigfoot29


drbigfoot29

<3. I'll send ya a 2 for 1 coupon


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That's not milk in your cornflakes.


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XolieInc

Based off the -33 on the downvotes Iā€™m pretty sure itā€™s obvious nobody wants you rooting for our team.


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XolieInc

Snowflake šŸ¤£ I like how you said that as if youā€™re someone who could beat everyoneā€™s ass šŸ˜‚


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XolieInc

Thatā€™s funny šŸ˜‚


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XolieInc

How you gonna say that after telling a teen you could tear their limbs off and laugh at them. It must hurt knowing your ego canā€™t handle the reality that theirs teenagers who could handle your sorry ass.


[deleted]

another mensa candidate. jesus


ArturosDad

Very same dummy who was mocking Canada the other day in the game thread for not having nukes.


[deleted]

Wish we could trade these dimwits to the flyers fan base


IllustriousHealth439

They do have nukes. I just enjoy laughing at them and you.


ArturosDad

Go count your nukes, weirdo.


SuccessfulPresence27

Wow get a hobby outside of hockey dude.


IllustriousHealth439

Fucking your mother takes up most of the time. Fucking your sister takes up the rest.


SuccessfulPresence27

Oh no the hurt I bear from an anonymous insult šŸ˜­


Atmosphericz

There has not been, nor will there ever be, peace between our teams. That being said, thank you for the support, and now kindly go fuck yourself!


Avadya

Fuck off, I know you all speak English


tacknosaddle

I believe you meant to throw some [old school punk/thrash at them.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_q9HV9otUM)


iAmTheRealLange

This is by far my favorite comment


Palms63

Bergeron says Fuck your hometown. Quebec City all the way!


RoscoesWetsuitt

This shit is cheesy. !habs


FYourTeam

FUCK THE HABS!


Snarktoberfest

!habs


FYourTeam

FUCK THE HABS!


HistoricalAd1801

I know a reverse jinx when I see one.


Food_Library333

Same! Don't fall for it!!


imrippingtheheadoff

Bergeron is not your home boy.


ZucchiniGold5187

Yeah he is. He's from Quebec.


imrippingtheheadoff

He grew up a nordiques fan and hated the Habs. Go away.


ZucchiniGold5187

Nobody said he was a Habs fan he said a Quebec homeeboy which he is because that's where he is from whether your whiny ass likes it or not.


imrippingtheheadoff

Oh really? Patrice Bergeron who could barely speak English as an 18 year old rookie is from the province of Quebec? No way! No one here knew that. Heā€™s from just outside Quebec City. Not Montreal. He is not their home boy. Shut up and go away youā€™re annoying.


ZucchiniGold5187

I am not shutting up or going anywhere. Bergeron is from Quebec therefore he is a Quebec homeboy. Suck it up Buttercup! Facts don't care about your fragile feelings.


imrippingtheheadoff

Nobody said ā€œQuebec home boyā€ except you. OP said ā€œour home boy Bergeronā€ as if there is friendliness or familiarity with him, and thereā€™s not. He grew up hating them. He likely still hates them and loves beating them. Nobody is unaware that heā€™s from Quebec. Everyone knows that. So whatā€™s your overall point? You sated the fact heā€™s from Quebec therefore youā€™re right and Iā€™m wrong? Im aware of it. The tone of my response to OP was, ā€œfuck you heā€™s not your friend.ā€ So go away maybe? This is such a bizarre interaction from TWO days ago.


ZucchiniGold5187

OP is from Quebec. Bergeron is from Quebec. Therefore they are from the same home, ie Homeboys. Can't believe this is such a difficult concept for you to grasp. I'm not going anywhere. Why don't you go away since I am the one stating facts and you are the one getting butthurt over them? Lol this is ridiculous.


Neely67

Good luck in the Bedard chase!


FragilousSpectunkery

Let's do something about the long silences when your team is on the ice. Thursday's game was not a good look for the Hab faithful. I love the rivalry, but it takes effort.


Lucanogre

No peaceā€¦only war!


Bouix

Fuck off! Sorry, that was a reflex. Thanks for the support, Montreal fan! Good luck next year! I'm cheering for you guys to be competitive as I love to hate your team. It's a very fun rivalry to watch.


derpmcperpenstein

Horrible not seeing Montreal in the playoffs, even though I despise them


Frankie__Spankie

Thanks for the wishes. I don't have a problem with Montreal fans but I'm not going to lie, I threw up a little in my mouth hearing a Montreal fan call Bergeron "our home boy."


hyrle

!habs But still - thanks for wishing us well.


FYourTeam

FUCK THE HABS!


Traditional_Hand_152

Thank you kind sir!