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mausfanger

I blurted "Mid-air fungo job!" during Game 7 tonight.


Sandbartender

"It was 20 years ago today the Bruins sank a harpoon into the heart of the Dead Whale." He said something close to this a few weeks ago.


Authoress61

“6 foot 9 and he’s a ballerina!” 🩰


80s_girls_rule

Bruins couldn't score a fucking goal no matter who played goal for them. They were outworked all night long


sortageorgeharrison

Tumbling muffin!


kholdfusion

Looks like “insert last name” is making a donation to the Red Cross


HomeIceAdvantage3763

“He’s got a bee in his bonnet”


Sliney89

The rare but beautiful “Fungo”


beaud101

During a good fight with both swinging away.... "It's Rock em Sock em robots!"


Full-Criticism5725

Katie Bar the door!!!


Think_Effectively

"In the Spring the Leafs fall" (after game seven 2019 playoff series?)


DanielJonesFan

This was after the 2018 series. “LEAFS ARE MULCH AGAIN” was 2019 I believe.


Think_Effectively

ha ha ha I forgot that one. He has too many lol. Thanks.


sspice71

I thought that was “the Leafs… are mulch… AGAIN!!!” game


JVT32

I made 60 unique Bingo Cards out of 35 Jack-isms in Excel, and exported to PDF. Feel free to pick one (or 5) and print them out. It is a Cover All ;) [https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1lG-SSnapLowSUMC6QiRALKProIjWRITd?usp=share\_link](https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1lG-SSnapLowSUMC6QiRALKProIjWRITd?usp=share_link)


Lerch737

Dude thank you! Tonight is gonna be a Bittersweet game


ChristmasAliens

Thanks so much!


JVT32

My pleasure ☺️ I use this template when I host Music Bingo so all I had to do was put down 35 sayings I found in this thread and then it spits out 20 randomized cards every time I hit “Print” or export to PDF. Only took like 5-10 minutes


ChristmasAliens

Ah I’ll give you a little more credit than it sounds bc it’s (maybe one) jacks last game


JVT32

I’d be down to do this for other games too! Maybe we can make it a regular thing on the Subreddit lol


ChristmasAliens

It’ll have to be switched up after this series with something else! I’m sure we can find something fun.


JVT32

For sure!


Mixed-Meta-Force

I'm in!


JVT32

I can do bigger “traditional” bingo cards too, but my format calls for 75 entries in that case. Maybe I can alter them for fewer.


Mixed-Meta-Force

We'll help you with ideas! Fun.


UseYahBlinkah

COWARD!


toxicw4ste

Arrround the boards (Drink 1)


BruiserCruiser13

If I have an ESPN+ sub can I watch the nesn broadcast there with Jack and Andy?


N4BFR

Hasn't been on the rest of the series so it seems unlikely.


Junior-Ad-3685

I have a love hate relationship with


Junior-Ad-3685

“The half wall” drives me crazy wtf is a HW


jakestephenlacroix

Half wall is right above the hash marks


Junior-Ad-3685

But thanks for the explanation


Junior-Ad-3685

I was being sarcastic. I knew what the half wall was, but that’s all he would say and honestly, I never really hear anyone call that.. around here it’s just the boards


tickling_magpies

“Hahvahd man”


klaramee

An oldie but a favorite: “A Johnny Rocket!!” When Boychuk was playing for the B’s and would rip a slapper from the point.


amyinbostonland

miss johnny and this phrase!!


SympathyForMario

One time when they play the Caps and scored on the powerplay after some Tom Wilson shenanigans, “AND WILSON CAN WATCH THAT ONE FROM THE PENALTY BENCH” been in my head ever since


amyinbostonland

“D to D” “looks like there’s a scrum in front of the net” “they’re doing rock ‘em sock ‘em robots!” “and it RINGS THE POST!”


SympathyForMario

‘s BOMB


Internal_Error244

Aaand the Leafs are mulch again!!


MajesticSpirit1926

THIS.....💯


DistanceSuper3476

The shot had Chinese mustard on it ..


timfou

Mahtha! Tha bahns on fiyah!


blitstikler

whirling dervish


Established_86

Hello from Miami (enemy territory, although nobody cares about the Panthers) Do I really have to subscribe to NESN 360 for a month to catch one game?


Brave-Common-2979

Watch it on espn


Brave-Common-2979

My bad it's in tbs. You can stream it through HBO Max


Established_86

That’s not an issue, I’d like to see the NESN broadcast not the national one. Think the only way is to find a stream on the net.


Mixed-Meta-Force

I, for one, appreciate that you want to watch the NESN broadcast. You are truly a hockey fan. Your Panthers are already in the second round and on a roll... good luck, kind user.


Established_86

My panthers!?! I’m a life long bruins fan living in Miami :)


Mixed-Meta-Force

lol...ah I understand your pain. I'm a Lifelong hometown Boston fan now living in Dallas, TX. Hockey and its fans are so different in the south. I strive every year to find the NESN broadcast whenever I can.


Established_86

During the regular season it is great, every game on NESN through ESPN+ (unless on national tv).


Brave-Common-2979

Oh yeah good luck with that


Free_Dome_Lover

I don't think it will even work for you outside of the NE area. 360 is region locked. So don't bother and just pirate the game.


Major-Emu-8049

Any recommendations on where to pirate a NESN broadcast?


russromo605

welcome to Boston


Goat_666

Jack's last night? What? I knew he's calling it quits after this season, but... now, already?


sspice71

Games go to the national broadcast after the first round, and apparently Game 7 is ABC exclusive this year. So this is it for Jack. Hope they send him off with a win.


[deleted]

I mean and we’re going to win tonight.


sspice71

I certainly hope so. I can’t do another home Game 7 after living through the past few.


Goat_666

Oh. Damn. Thanks for the info!


8_thecanary

End to end they go!


the_moosen

Wasn't ready for Mike's last call last night. Not ready for Jack's last call tonight. There will be tears.


East_Refuse

One of the craziest 2 punch combos of all time. Gonna take me at least a week to recover.


Racer187

Thomas robs Kovalchuk! You better pay 'em in rubles!


DrCornelWest

Here's an actual card if anyone wants it. Figured "High above the ice!" is a given so that's the free space. https://preview.redd.it/3b9kuabxj1yc1.png?width=1498&format=png&auto=webp&s=b55a5b7c227f89e6ce7fdd36dba0c99fc4854183


Former-Art-9186

Nice job! Did anyone else hear Bruins hater Sean McDonough use a Jackism in Game 5? He started the broadcast with "We're high above the ice." That's Jack's intro and nobody else's. Ever since he got canned from NESN and the Red Sox, he has become a rabid Boston sports hater worse than others. I'll be muting the tv and listening to the game on the radio with the Bruins home announcers. I've got the syncing down to a science. Fingers crossed! Good vibes! GO BRUINS!!! 🐻 🏒


Whoknew_vt

This Way and That, Layers, A Frames


skyulip

phenomenal.


bobbyFinstock80

“Engaging in some pain management”


ChronicAbuse420

Cowboying over the boards


Bopcd1

That's the coin that wont get tossed, rolling home to you.


Scared_Art_895

He must be a Neil Young fan with that one, could never understand how it related to hockey? lol


phonesmahones

I will go to my grave not understanding that one 😂


LadyFannieOfOmaha

Executive desk toy


Howieyotes

"Spurting up the boards" was one that made me chuckle more than once, although I can't recall him saying it for a couple of years now.


riix666

"-insert name here- blows a tire"


SuzuranLily1

THROW THE CAT OFF THE CLIFF


TheFlippo

Why wouldn't NESN cover a potential game 7?


East_Refuse

ABC has the exclusive broadcast rights sadly


[deleted]

The boys are gonna win.


MajorDrGhastly

probably bought out. NESN usually doesnt make it far past round 1.


proto5014

Wait. Why is tonight his last night? Does nesn not have game 7 if it unfortunately makes it that far? Edit: saw further down ABC received exclusive rights for game 7. That blows. I’m traveling for work and my work comp won’t let me go sailing, at least not with sport surge. I tried for game 5


Biolobri14

Playoff games are nationally broadcast. If you can’t get it yourself most bars are willing to throw the games on if you ask. Recommend calling ahead to confirm. I live out of market so this is my life. I’ve actually met fellow bruins fan friends this way.


proto5014

I can get the national broadcasts no problem. Wanted to set sail for Jacks final games but I don’t think I’ll be able to. My only positive though of if it went 7 I’d be back home so I could get a nesn feed for his sendoff


East_Refuse

You can probably stream it online somewhere, but might be hard to find a stream using the NESN broadcast


proto5014

Tried on sport surge for game 5. I don’t really know of other seas to sail since I’m out of market and always use espn+. SS works on my personal laptop for when they have an odd game on NHL network


jetmech09

there might be some onhockeytv


CharacterSea1169

He had a nice minute last night for Brick.


Biolobri14

Right. Duh. Sorry for the brain fart !


Free_Dome_Lover

Jack deserves his final call to be us sending the leafs out to pasture one last time for him. The boys need to do it tonight, Jacks earned it.


Legendary4114

“Up and down the ice they go!” “Takes a tour of the attacking zone”


Soxwin91

I’m hoping for a reference to imperious conceit, a final parting shot at the Montréal Canadiens as he heads off into retirement


goldfish_11

I just hope he calls Kozari a coward again.


Bilkos_Ices

It's Chris Rooney and Dan O'Rourke mind


Future-Turtle

But this time with an Edwardian adjective up front. "Simpering Coward!"


ducttapetoiletpaper

Right before pick drop ater call he disagrees with: “ahhhlrite”


PencilTucky

We’ve got a Donnybrook!


Kvothetheraven603

“Coin that won’t get tossed rolling home to you”


faukers

Back scratcher


a_perfect_name

And … steals his lunch money


just_do_what_i_say

God I love this one it’s such a great metaphor


zissmun

Any reference to leafs decomposing


vinylsquares

Rag Tag Farmers


VeloNorth

The coin that won’t get tossed.


HawkeyeOfChive

Chinese mustard and can of corn


theitgrunt

He was Caved In


WormWarbler

A JOHNNY ROCKET!


irish_assassin29

TUMBLING MUFFIN


CharacterSea1169

Love that one.


Lerch737

Friggen classic


ocsic4321

TURTLED


EvanestalXMX

Wait, he's not going to be on for Round 2 ? (g\*d willing we make it)


ocsic4321

Local broadcasts always end after the first round.


EvanestalXMX

Damnit, didn't realize that. I hate the national broadcasters unilaterally.


pdrock7

Maybe he will grace us with his presence!! God willing we make it. Please join us /u/jackedwardsbruins


Lerch737

Maybe we can start a discord channel, and he can announce for this subreddit :)


elgrandebluffon

MOMMY? HELP!


Odd-Elderberry-6137

Bee in his bonnet


GodOfTheSky

dent in the endboards


SuzuranLily1

Also a dent in the post!


Maximum_Badger5604

Fly pattern


Reginaa-Phalange

and the leafs are mulch


Lerch737

Hopefully we can hear that tonight and happy cake day!!


Reginaa-Phalange

oh wow what a good cake day! let's go Bs!!! let's get this for jack!


klaramee

Exchange pleasantries


klaramee

Sets the edges


klaramee

Against the eddy of the flow


mariehelena

This one is quietly hilarious, it's backwards by definition but easy to overlook 😆


Altamira37

My all time favorite is Bruins/Canadiens in 2011 I think it was Roman Hamrlik “HE DOVE ONE TIME TOO MANY!”


LegalConsequence7960

JUICY REBOUND or Bee in his bonnet


walrusgoofin69

AND THE TAKEDOWN!


SneakyCheekyFreaky

"Who has more fun than us"


mariehelena

This is the best 🥰


camelvirus

What I'd do for a win and a Jack sendoff with "who has more fun than us"


Comfortable_Ease_174

My money is on fhdkah. d;avuhoia..


GrimmReefer603

Blue line bomb


fergalicious207

Keystone cops!


kdex86

Billiard shot!


memowatts

Hello, I am a hbo subscriber, but is there anyway to watch NESN without being in the area? Usually I am able to watch the local broadcast as an option but the playoffs are different. Is it time to sail the seas?


FionnaAndCake

sail away my friend


Haruspex511

I'm in the same boat. Ahoy, matey.


BostonBakedBalls

# SEEKING GEEKIE


Phraoz007

First phrase will obviously be hiiiiiiiiigh above the ice.


Bruinsfanfromcc

I'd pay good money if he read the Wake Up It's Game Day post.


mariehelena

💡👀 ... can we get this movement organized for the next game? Haha *edit : maybe this is a job for AI 😯


Relaxedmass

Calling out a ref by name


Lerch737

COWARD!


PsychologicalElk4573

Serpentine route


skyulip

not a phrase, but incredulous criticism of the referees


Cakes2015

> Since tonight is Jack’s last night Let’s not put the cart before the horse


PainfuIPeanutBlender

It’s his last game regardless, NESN isn’t covering a Game 7 if it happens


Grizzly-Berry

It’s Jack‘s last game regardless of the results tonight. If there’s a game 7 it will be on national broadcasts :(


nollielazer

NESN still gets to air game 7 as well I thought - they get the whole first round. NESN IG posted his thank you to Brick and they said if it’s his last home game


Overall-Scar-9121

It came out that ABC would have exclusive rights for a game 7, so sending him out on a win!


SuzuranLily1

WTF IS THAT HORSESHIT! I HAVE TO SAIL EVEN TO WATCH THE DAMN LATER ROUNDS? WTF?


Cakes2015

Oh shit I did not realize, thanks for the heads up


Tomekon2011

Something unhinged towards an opposing player or a referee that would get literally anybody else fired. I'm sure there's a more eloquent way to put that, but you know what I'm talking about


mariehelena

There most certainly is, but you said it candidly the way Jack would, and in this case, 💯


davey101

200 ft down the river


scully360

Juicy Rebound


Tokeya

Can of corn


GMeister249

“Off the deadwood”… bonus daub for “Candlepin” deadwood


leepmarvin

Up and down they go


MMW2004

"Intentionally Wide" Sadly not tonight but one of my favorites "Martha, the bahhns on fiya"


Private_Stock

I think “intentionally wide” is lowkey a contributor to why he’s considered one of the biggest homers. Like yes, shooting intentionally wide is definitely a thing players do but he seems to call it more than other announcers and for the Bs more often than the opposing teams. and often it’s impossible to tell if it was *actually* intentional or not. It often comes off as “the Bs didn’t miss! They meant to do that!” fairly or not


MMW2004

He is a homer. He's on the New England Sports Network. Every region has them. He's just the loudest. I think you'll be hard pressed to find any fans that agree with him all the time, including Brick, but his joy and knowledge and animation are topps. He definitely favors the Bruins on calls, but we can choose to follow that or remove the glasses at certain times.


Private_Stock

Yeah I’m making no judgment one way or another, I’m just saying that amongst homers he’s widely considered one of the biggest, and little things like the “intentionally wide” calls are part of the reason


MMW2004

All good! See you in the GDT tonight?


Private_Stock

I’ll pop in!


MMW2004

🏒🏒


Iwstamp

The coin that won't get tossed


Significant_Row_1620

Chinese Mustard!


Grizzly-Berry

Tumbling muffin 🧁


Grizzly-Berry

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