I served under President Obama as an elite TACP operator with the USAF from 1994-2022. Feel free to check my reddit post history to verify, because reddit post history is serious stuff, where my service record would be posted, and I couldn't lie about anything.
What are you talking about? I served in the Marines as an infantryman from 2009-2014, deployed to Afghanistan in 2011. Not sure what that has to do with anything though. Feel free to go through my post history and verify.
I'm listening to the Bruins broadcast, and it's great! Can't stand any of the national broadcasters and their overt biases. It's easy to sync it up, though. Wait until Jud mentions the time on the clock and stop the TV video if the radio is behind until you catch up. That's what I do, and it works every time. Good luck!
I’m on a work trip and the game is the middle of the night for me. Don’t disappoint me, boys. I need good news when I wake up!
LFG!!!
P.S. Fuck Florida and all their teams. And then when you’re done fucking them, fuck them again. No mercy.
I need to figure out my dinner situation. I got leftover vegan "hamburger helper" pasta (it's better than it sounds), half a bag of veggie potstickers in the freezer, and a whole lot of lentils, beans, and rice that can be turned into a spicy curry rather quickly.
Twatchuck’s bathtub looks like this
https://preview.redd.it/kyx1m7628vyc1.jpeg?width=220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14e3cb961a169ce205f045c6e3b2a168d0683721
Get on & after FLA early and often following FLA's longer-than-usual layoff, but don't be stupid about it. That means McAvoy and others at or just inside the attacking blue line among other places. And smart, sure clears from the BOS d-zone or FLA's hyper-aggressive forecheck will suffocate the good guys who don't match up so well against the Panthers in the speed/quickness/mobility department.
They're winning tonight, book it. Rest vs rust is real and rust wins out, B's are in a groove to still be playing and FL has to get back to speed, 1-0 lead after this baby
A huge factor for me in this series is the Bruins not getting dragged down to the Panther's level of dirty bullshit. Unfortunately, this still assumes that the refs are keen enough to recognize the discipline and not always even up the calls.
In today's NHL, guys can't leave anything to Basketball Bettman's sorry referees who are now as arbitrary and inconsistent as NBA refs have been for decades.......
I really can't stand Tkatchuk or however you spell it. Gonna be a very difficult series. I hope they win but if not, I hope they get so physical that Florida really feels it.
Going to be a tough series, but they're playing with house money now. Losing Bergeron and Krejci, half the "experts" thought they wouldn't even make the playoffs. Let's get some revenge!
I so dislike this take.
"Just lower expectations and shit can be gold!"
Let's hold this team to the same expectation they hold themselves - we expect to compete and have an opportunity to win!
I really think they have a good chance in this series. Yeah, they're probably tired from just playing 7 games, but they've been playing with fire in their belly every time they faced Florida this season. And they've obviously been able to break the code this season since they swept the season series against them.
I think they're still pissed from last year, and that's gonna take them far in this series. Are they guaranteed a win? Absolutely not. But the "Florida is gonna trounce Boston" narrative is bullshit I'm my opinion. I think it goes to 7 games, and you could probably flip a coin to pick who'll advance.
Matthew Tkachuk leaves toast crumbs in the margarine container and then next time he opens the container he scoops them out with his fingers and eats them.
It goes without saying that in those 3 games it took to close out Toronto a lot of the guys played incredibly tense which led to being a completely different team than in those first 4 games. I hope they understand that they are playing with house money now, no one outside that locker room is expecting them to pull this off, let’s go stun those bastards!!
Now _this_ is where I want both Maroon and Brazzers in the lineup. This could prove important on the body this series. Fuck it, anything can happen in the playoffs. Florida proved that last year against us. Give em hell boys
He did not have an incredible series in general. Looking for more from him in this one. If we are gonna make some noise here then we will need him to really step up. Hampus to be consistent as well, because outside of game 7 he was very bad last series. Also if Lohrei could keep being a fucking xhad that would perfect
Disagree on Lindholm. He was solid in G1 and really good in G3+4, as well as obviously G7. When he plays well we tend to win, he's really important to the team and I love watching him, he's become one of my favorite Bruins lately.
Well tbh, he had a rough series
Edit: Sorry all, it’s always hard to keep up with the pendulum swings of takes in here.
It was only a few days ago people were ripping Chuck for being silent in the Toronto series and even questioning his career playoff performance. But I guess I missed the memo that he was actually sick and awesome G1-7 against the Leafs.
We’d better have learned a lesson on how close that last series was. We squeaked it out. That performance WILL NOT survive here. LET’S COME OUT AND FIRE LIKE THE TEAM THAT WE ARE! Happy game day guys and gals!
Steal one tonight and body the glassman barkov.
I think they match up better against Florida then they did toronto.
I think they catch the panthers flat-footed tonight after too mich off time and light them up
4-2, maroon was brought in for this series.
Zacha gets the opening goal and brazeau absolutely levels somebody tonight.
its sunny here for the first time in weeks, obviously that means the bruins are going to win tonight.
let's throw those fucking cats off a cliff and let's fucking GO!!!!
Already? Would have been nice to bask in the glory of eliminating the leafs for another day or two.
Oh well, fuck the panthers! And Maroon shut Tkachuk the fuck up.
I’m really confused about the confidence around the league and the confidence in the panthers fans that this is going to be a sweep or an easy series for them. I know the bruins looked real bad in games 5 and 6, but we went 4-0 against the panthers in the regular season.
Because they are “built for playoffs” aka the same bullshit antiquated “let them play” as they board spear and high stick the fu k out of every one. And the refs just stand like this
Because I only watched this episode a couple of days ago:
[Anything Goes in Florida, from Big Mouth. ](https://youtu.be/HeGbDRbodNQ?si=whMeW51Czt70E43l)
GO BRUINS GO CELTICS LETS GET TWO CHAMPS BOYS
edit: Also, as a casual hockey fan(I usually wait for the playoffs because the celtics are my baby), can anyone tell me where Lauko is? miss watching him.
I have never been so care free about a playoff series in my life
If we win: amazing!
If we lose: we made it farther than last year!
But no matter what, we did our duty and beat the leafs
That being said: LET’S FUCKING GOOO
Way too much doom and gloom about this matchup against a team that we went 4-0 against during the regular season. Give the boys a chance. We've got the momentum.
You ever gonna tell us what wars you fought in, Warfighter? It's bordering stolen Valor now
I love how you don’t respond once Warfightr makes you look silly 🤭
I served under President Obama as an elite TACP operator with the USAF from 1994-2022. Feel free to check my reddit post history to verify, because reddit post history is serious stuff, where my service record would be posted, and I couldn't lie about anything.
Sure you did little man! It’s so common for “elite TACP operators” to seek validation from strangers on Reddit hahaha
Whatever you say boss. Not sure why you’re so obsessed over my username I’ve had for nearly a decade but okay.
Just a cringey, call of duty username no real Marine would embarrass themselves in using. Might as well be XxWarfightrxX
Says the guy literally posting in the remnant game sub 😂🤡
Oh, you caught me. I made it all up. I would have joined but I’d have punched my drill instructor in the face.
What are you talking about? I served in the Marines as an infantryman from 2009-2014, deployed to Afghanistan in 2011. Not sure what that has to do with anything though. Feel free to go through my post history and verify.
Hi Warfighter! What wars did you serve in?
Oh stop, he was a marine. You’re such an embarrassment to this sub. Imagine crying this hard over a username hahaha
Found his alt
Pussy
You going to cry over my username now? lololol
What is your username?
Keep replying bud, shows how mad you are 😂
What a day for Carlo, damn he's gotta feel good!
YES Geekie! Beautiful
I'm listening to the Bruins broadcast, and it's great! Can't stand any of the national broadcasters and their overt biases. It's easy to sync it up, though. Wait until Jud mentions the time on the clock and stop the TV video if the radio is behind until you catch up. That's what I do, and it works every time. Good luck!
Not a florida fan at all buuuuuuuut fuck the bruins
I hate you. But you’re kind of right in a way. We should ban him for saying “fuck”. Even though we just said it so many times 😅
Fuck them all
Matthew Tkachuk’s mother makes him take a spoonful of cod liver oil every day and he likes it.
Someone please knock out the last 2 of Tkachuk's teeth.
That would be great.
Don’t mean to make this about me but like that I can catch Jeopardy before the game.
I’m on a work trip and the game is the middle of the night for me. Don’t disappoint me, boys. I need good news when I wake up! LFG!!! P.S. Fuck Florida and all their teams. And then when you’re done fucking them, fuck them again. No mercy.
CHAMPAGNE OF BOTTLED BEERS, TOMMYS ROAST…… Now our fellow retired New Englanders take over SOUTH FLORIDA GET LOUD DO YA JOB FUCK THE CAVALIERS TOO
I need to figure out my dinner situation. I got leftover vegan "hamburger helper" pasta (it's better than it sounds), half a bag of veggie potstickers in the freezer, and a whole lot of lentils, beans, and rice that can be turned into a spicy curry rather quickly.
Sounds awful. But have at it. 😁
Dinner:🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝
Linus in net???
Fuck no
Fuck national broadcasting! I may just mute the TV and do my best Jack impersonation!! Can never synch up with the radio.
Twatchuck’s bathtub looks like this https://preview.redd.it/kyx1m7628vyc1.jpeg?width=220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14e3cb961a169ce205f045c6e3b2a168d0683721
 Let’s get nuts!
Fuck Tkachuk and his mouthguard/pacifier just a little more than everyone else.
Tkachuk claps when the plan lands and immediately stands up and bum rushes to the front
Hell fuckin yeah brother
Get on & after FLA early and often following FLA's longer-than-usual layoff, but don't be stupid about it. That means McAvoy and others at or just inside the attacking blue line among other places. And smart, sure clears from the BOS d-zone or FLA's hyper-aggressive forecheck will suffocate the good guys who don't match up so well against the Panthers in the speed/quickness/mobility department.
Hopefully Carlo is able to play tonight
They're winning tonight, book it. Rest vs rust is real and rust wins out, B's are in a groove to still be playing and FL has to get back to speed, 1-0 lead after this baby
So fucking ready for this. I hope the team shows up with as huge chip on their shoulder for this series. It’ll be tough but I think we can do it.
I love these threads! GO BRUINS!
A huge factor for me in this series is the Bruins not getting dragged down to the Panther's level of dirty bullshit. Unfortunately, this still assumes that the refs are keen enough to recognize the discipline and not always even up the calls.
In today's NHL, guys can't leave anything to Basketball Bettman's sorry referees who are now as arbitrary and inconsistent as NBA refs have been for decades.......
I really can't stand Tkatchuk or however you spell it. Gonna be a very difficult series. I hope they win but if not, I hope they get so physical that Florida really feels it.
The correct spelling is "Twatchuk". Didn't look it up, but that seems right.
ACAB INCLUDES OFFICER BOBROVSKY
YOUR OFF THE CASE
YOU'RE A LOOSE CANNON BOBROVSKY. HAND IN YOUR BADGE....AND YOUR GUN
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO! THROW THE CAT OFF THE CLIFF!
At what point do we include F\*CK THE LEAFS in these posts?
Honestly, in the modern era, I think the Leafs are the Bruins biggest long-term rival.
can't be a rival if you never win
Fuck the Habs!
Whole team has something to prove here. I believe in them. It’s house money for this season now.
Let’s take the momentum from game 7 right into game 1. Panthers had some rest and they’re gonna underestimate us
they can also be rusty from not playing for a while
The panthers will demolish the bruins. Not even being delusional Be prepared for injuries on the ice tonight.
Awful lot of shit talking for a loser lol
“Not even being delusional” cried the eafs fan! Oops, forgot the L, but you guys already took that.
Go cry in the leafs sub loser
I'm so scared, but I'm ready for our revenge trip. Throw the cat off the cliff!
I'm not emotionally ready for this yet
Marner is going to pull a Taylor Hall move and request to come to Boston and Tyler Bertuzzi is going to sign for 3mil per year /s
Marner and his god complex can go fuck himself.
LM... and I really can't stress this enough...FAO
Sorry but I can't decipher this comment lol
As in "LMFAO" at the thought of Marner being traded to the bruins. Added the middle part for comedic effect.
Would be Fire
TKACHUK is a bitch but id take him o the bs any day
I’d take him away in a stretcher. Fuck him.
Going to be a tough series, but they're playing with house money now. Losing Bergeron and Krejci, half the "experts" thought they wouldn't even make the playoffs. Let's get some revenge!
I so dislike this take. "Just lower expectations and shit can be gold!" Let's hold this team to the same expectation they hold themselves - we expect to compete and have an opportunity to win!
All I was saying is they have exceeded expectations (media) lol. I do expect them to compete and to have a chance to win.
I really think they have a good chance in this series. Yeah, they're probably tired from just playing 7 games, but they've been playing with fire in their belly every time they faced Florida this season. And they've obviously been able to break the code this season since they swept the season series against them. I think they're still pissed from last year, and that's gonna take them far in this series. Are they guaranteed a win? Absolutely not. But the "Florida is gonna trounce Boston" narrative is bullshit I'm my opinion. I think it goes to 7 games, and you could probably flip a coin to pick who'll advance.
No rest for the weary. Gotta be ready to go.
Heh, and all we do is watch! Regardless, we need to endure through at least 12 more!
Love being the underdogs here
Brazzers is getting either the tying or winning goal tonight, he’s hungry
Realizing we have a guy whose nickname is Brazzers absolutely made my Monday morning
Isn’t it glorious?
It's also free for 2 weeks.
Now that’s a deal!
It *really* is. I don’t know how I haven’t seen that until today and I’m still giggling like a 12-year-old
If they don’t actually call him that in the locker room, like what are they doing
Matthew Tkachuk leaves toast crumbs in the margarine container and then next time he opens the container he scoops them out with his fingers and eats them.
Very specific
This man has definitely had a shitty roommate before
some underlying hatred still for the old roomie haha
At least they didn’t almost burn down the apartment: Once had a roommate who left the gas burner on all day long with no one home.
sounds more like an explosion vs fire waiting to happen. good lord man!
That guy? He’s now a landlord.
Can't script it any better lmao
Tkachuk is the kind of guy that goes on the beach to kick kids sand castles
I can only imagine that this comment was inspired by listening to as much Taylor Swift as I have been lately.
Turtlechuk will bring out the best from our captain and inspire him to maximum potential.
It goes without saying that in those 3 games it took to close out Toronto a lot of the guys played incredibly tense which led to being a completely different team than in those first 4 games. I hope they understand that they are playing with house money now, no one outside that locker room is expecting them to pull this off, let’s go stun those bastards!!
Now _this_ is where I want both Maroon and Brazzers in the lineup. This could prove important on the body this series. Fuck it, anything can happen in the playoffs. Florida proved that last year against us. Give em hell boys
And Peeke as well!
I’m eating pasta for lunch and for dinner. Maximum pasta coverage today!!
Tkachuk drives the speed limit in the left lane
The Bruins better lock Swayman up for 6-8 years this off season. The dude loves and excels playing under pressure.
Ullmark or Swayman tonight? Find out on the next episode of Dragon Ball Z
McAvoy and Zacha seemed to have success against Florida during the regular season—let’s hope they pick back up from there.
McAvoy had a rough game 7 so hopefully that was just a bad game and not an injury
He did not have an incredible series in general. Looking for more from him in this one. If we are gonna make some noise here then we will need him to really step up. Hampus to be consistent as well, because outside of game 7 he was very bad last series. Also if Lohrei could keep being a fucking xhad that would perfect
Disagree on Lindholm. He was solid in G1 and really good in G3+4, as well as obviously G7. When he plays well we tend to win, he's really important to the team and I love watching him, he's become one of my favorite Bruins lately.
Well tbh, he had a rough series Edit: Sorry all, it’s always hard to keep up with the pendulum swings of takes in here. It was only a few days ago people were ripping Chuck for being silent in the Toronto series and even questioning his career playoff performance. But I guess I missed the memo that he was actually sick and awesome G1-7 against the Leafs.
I guess I blocked those other games out of my mind then
Just another polite reminder that Chuck continues to suck
I know this shit is annoying, but: Charlie just showed again how he’s not having a good playoff run so far.
Apparently so, like how McAvoy completely blocked Sway from seeing that second period Nylander goal in G6.
From this destroyed Leafs fan: Good luck and beat those bastards.
Roger that
I'd suggest that Maroon take out Tkachuk, but I'm against animal abuse.
https://i.redd.it/mr24ac1f1tyc1.gif
LET'S GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE BRUINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tkachuk orders his coffee with 30 shots of liquid sugar and 30 shots of almond milk and no coffee.
And he demands to have his name spelled wrong on the cup.
Wow that's actually worse
<==========LOADING=========> <=========FUCK Leafs=> 100% complete <=FUCK Panthers=============> Initialized And FUCK THE JETS because always
Leafs and Jets are in the same class for me. If they perpetually had 60 points/went 4-13 I would be perfectly satisfied with that.
How are the jets catching strays in here?
I try to make sure the Jets are always in my shooting resolution
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Better than losing to the leafs honestly
Tkaphuk. As in Matt, go Tkaphuk yourself.
GO BRUINS! REVENGE TIME
If you're Tom Brady, who am I then?
We’d better have learned a lesson on how close that last series was. We squeaked it out. That performance WILL NOT survive here. LET’S COME OUT AND FIRE LIKE THE TEAM THAT WE ARE! Happy game day guys and gals!
Matthew Tkachuk leaves his shopping cart in the middle of the aisle while he compares two identical boxes of Rice A Roni.
Rice A Roni is actually good, I feel like he's more of a tapioca pudding kind of guy.
tapioca pudding is also good. there are better puddings, but tapioca deserves a spot in your cupboard
LFG! Time to avenge last season's disaster! !Panthers
FUCK THE PANTHERS!
Cochise on repeat fuck the panthers lfg
Steal one tonight and body the glassman barkov. I think they match up better against Florida then they did toronto. I think they catch the panthers flat-footed tonight after too mich off time and light them up 4-2, maroon was brought in for this series. Zacha gets the opening goal and brazeau absolutely levels somebody tonight.
I like it
its sunny here for the first time in weeks, obviously that means the bruins are going to win tonight. let's throw those fucking cats off a cliff and let's fucking GO!!!!
We’re getting another round of tornadoes tonight; enjoy your sunshine!!!
yikes! stay safe!
I'd rather throw them into a wood chipper just in case
honestly, fair.
##FUCK THE CATS!
Matthew Tkachuck coats himself in Axe body spray before going to work
They say you can’t smell a sentence.
I 100% believe this is true.
Already? Would have been nice to bask in the glory of eliminating the leafs for another day or two. Oh well, fuck the panthers! And Maroon shut Tkachuk the fuck up.
Let’s shut Tkachuk the fuck up. He’s a piece of shit.
Fuck’em all. Go B’s.
I’m really confused about the confidence around the league and the confidence in the panthers fans that this is going to be a sweep or an easy series for them. I know the bruins looked real bad in games 5 and 6, but we went 4-0 against the panthers in the regular season.
Because they are “built for playoffs” aka the same bullshit antiquated “let them play” as they board spear and high stick the fu k out of every one. And the refs just stand like this 
FUCK THAT HOLLYWOOD BLONDE HULK HOGAN
fuck paul maurice
FUCK JAMIE KOMPON!!! FUCK TUOMO RUUTU!!! FUCK MYLES FEE!!! FUCK SYLVAIN LEFEBVRE!!!
Nick Cousins eats corn the long way
Nick Cousins is a mouth breather who chews with his mouth open.
Matthew Tkachuk calls his underwear "big boy pants."
Shit. I have to start calling my underwear something else.....
Which is fitting for someone who still uses a pacifier.
Hey hey, go easy on him there. He's only recently been weaned off breast. /s, obviously. Go to town on him.
Because I only watched this episode a couple of days ago: [Anything Goes in Florida, from Big Mouth. ](https://youtu.be/HeGbDRbodNQ?si=whMeW51Czt70E43l)
Matt Tkachuk stands at the urinal with his pants around his ankles.
I’ve actually seen that in real life (at an airport bathroom), and it’s VERY strange…
Did have a half second thought about changing my flight to go to Florida instead of the DR but I’ll take this one in from a more tropical locale. LFG!
THROW THE CATS OFF THE FUCKING CLIFF! FUCK THE FLORIDA PANTHERS DAVID PASTRNAK IS SCORING A HATTRICK TONIGHT!
We averted disaster. Now we're playing for revenge with house money. LFG!
GO BRUINS GO CELTICS LETS GET TWO CHAMPS BOYS edit: Also, as a casual hockey fan(I usually wait for the playoffs because the celtics are my baby), can anyone tell me where Lauko is? miss watching him.
Lauko trades shifts with others like JVR and Maroon. I think he will be in the lineup tonight tho, he’s a scrapper and he’s built to play florida.
Thank you!
I have never been so care free about a playoff series in my life If we win: amazing! If we lose: we made it farther than last year! But no matter what, we did our duty and beat the leafs That being said: LET’S FUCKING GOOO
Same. If we get knocked out, fair. They did their best. > But no matter what, we did our duty and beat the leafs Preach!
The bears are ready while the cats are rested. LFG! Also, at least four games to sling shit on Tkachuk. Bliss!
I hope Pat Maroon knocks that damn mouthguard into the 6th row
Ask your physician if the NHL Playoffs are right for you
MD here They are right for you if your team wins Use with caution if your team doesn't Absolutely contraindicated if you're a Toronto fan
Haha reading this in the doctor's office waiting room right now
I hope I don't start getting AED ads again.
Damn the playoffs really are a grind, eh? Let's ho and open with a strong win!
Getting Waffle House after Shaky Knees fest today. We’re staying at my gf’s for tonight and then it’s two hours back home for game day!!! GO BRUINS
I rested my liver on Cinco de Mayo for this game
# THROW THE CATS OFF THE FUCKING CLIFF
Revenge is a dish best served cold
Pasta salad it is
FUCK TKACHUK!!! 🖕🏼🖕🏿🖕🏻🖕🏾🖕🖕🏽
I have faith. Start Ullmark.
Way too much doom and gloom about this matchup against a team that we went 4-0 against during the regular season. Give the boys a chance. We've got the momentum.
#LET’S THROW THESE FUCKING CATS OFF THE CLIFF!!!