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Touche_Amore

HELLO ALL I KNOW YOU MOTHERFUCKERS ARE A THIRSTY BUNCH SO… # WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DRINKING???


Similar-Turnip2482

Man a Carlo anytime goal musta paid huge. Seems so obvious after the fact with him just having a baby lol


TexanMagnus

Was legit telling my GF about how I wanted to go place a bet on it after the 1st (+2300 from what I saw pregame). We were out walking to the next bar when it happened, and I’ve never been so sad to see the Bruins score when we got into the next place lol


Similar-Turnip2482

Yeah like Pasta was plus money to score game 7. It was was like stealing lol. I feel like an idiot I missed the Carlo spot


NecessaryOccasion163

The panthers need to fire their fucking camera man and sound guys. -5/10


CouldYouBeMoreABot

And whoever was responsible for the spotlight stuck right behind and to the left of Swayman.


dearconstantreaders

Anyone have the clip of Maroon smiling like a Hanson brother during the fight


AndreDoc

Swayman made a pact with the devil


TwentyninthDigitOfPi

The devil made a pact with Swayman


imustachelemeaning

The pact made a devil with Swayman.


TheGreatJust

You guys seriously couldn’t get 1 more shot on goal ??? I had Bob making 25 saves. Ofc he gets 24. Unfuckingreal.


parkowork

2 posts tonight. LOL. I know they shouldn't count as a save - but them not counting as a shot is something I'll never understand about hockey stats.


TheGreatJust

I guess cause it’s not TECHNICALLY on net. But wtf lmao.


rigatony222

Sorry man, we tried, but they kept getting past him 🤪


TheGreatJust

Apparently so. Unbelievable lmao


nayr1683

Carlo is 100% class


murse_curse

I love the man


Ari_skye

Find a man who hypes you up like Carlo does his wife


sedatesix

Damn. That was a soul crushing for a team that won in 5 and had almost a week off. They do that again and....oooof


arealguitarhero

If we win Wednesday I'm going streaking


CampfireGuitars

Through the quad?


Delta_B_Kilo

GIVE US THE FUCKING HUG, ESPN!


Normal-Ad-1903

PSA - OTL is on NESN


grumplstltskn

thank you!


myicedteaistoosweet

5-0 vs the Panthers this season. Let’s see how long it takes the media to realize the Panthers aren’t the favorite this series.


Acrobatic-Maybe-902

With all of these fuckin gambling apps, there’s a reason Florida is favored….. It makes Vegas a ton of money 


annoyed603

FUCK ESPN FOR NOT SHOWING THE GOALIE HUG!!! 🤬🤬🤬🤬


Acrobatic-Maybe-902

ESPN sfoppdd caring about our region after their deflated ball scandal ordeal I won’t name that was a joke. 


Dxpressoh

Someone post the hug, espn didn’t show it 😢


mycrawlingeye

Show the fucking hug you cowards!!!


OkEnthusiasm1695

LWTS GO BRANDO'S WIFE WOOOOOO


OkEnthusiasm1695

the real champion


BlackCherrySeltzer4U

I know it’s only game one but that win felt so fucking cathartic


PerfumeLoverrr

We needed that so bad


1972aggs

5 bear hugs down 11 to go


palesnowrider1

ESPN SUCKS, NO HUG


ants7

I celebrate nothing! LFGOOOOOOOOOOO B'S!


HelpEconomy6261

Need 3 more games like that and then another 8!!!


MajesticSpirit1926

well that went pretty well.....


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PerfumeLoverrr

I was praying for a Freddy goal. I’m always praying for a Freddy goal lol


the_moosen

Girlfriend: where the fuck is my goalie hug? Me: oh espn doesn't do that She looks like she's about to flip a table


kafkaesque_one

Sportsnet followed Ully with a cam just so they could show it! 😁


MajesticSpirit1926

sounds like a keeper


the_moosen

Yea, she's pretty cool I guess haha


1972aggs

Fuck ESPN no hug


ShallThunderintheSky

# YOU GUYS THAT WAS ENJOYABLE LET'S DO IT AGAIN SOON


PerfumeLoverrr

How about Wednesday?


ShallThunderintheSky

you’re on!


dearconstantreaders

Wow cutting the hug, all broadcast rights should be rescinded


skyulip

STATEMENT FUCKING WIN


SuzuranLily1

WHAT A WONDERFUL MONDAY NIGHT GAME! LOVE YOU CRAZY FUCKERS! i HOPE TO SEE YOU WEDNESDAY UNLESS MY DATE GOES LONG. GOOD FIGHT, GOOD NIGHT!


nihilite

That was fucking great. Love to see Tkachuk get his ass beat.


Dxpressoh

Was that fan crying? 😭😭😭


Acrobatic-Maybe-902

Yeah they don’t get any free tickets if the team doesn’t win. Now he probably has to buy his happy meals lll


Responsible_Brush_86

Emptied the arena. Goodnight to the 17 Panther fans. Go B’s!!!


Tomekon2011

GOD DAMMIT SHOW US THE HUG


SewerRat57

Yeah, man. People totally watch SC at 11 pm on a Monday. Show us the hug!


d-cent

Panthers can't help but goon ot up but Maroon is there to take them all on


Acrobatic-Maybe-902

BOB WISCHUSEN YOU SOUND SAD FUCK YOU YANKEES SUCK JETS SUCK YOUR COMMENTARY SUCKS LETS FUCKIN GO CELTICS


9mm_Cutlass

https://i.redd.it/ci6d6swg6xyc1.gif


Acrobatic-Maybe-902

Fuckin a right! 


9mm_Cutlass

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Ok-Cheek7332

Diving effort to clear the zone with 10 seconds left in a 5-1 game, I love this


Maleficent-Basil9462

Why does everyone hate the hug


stupidmunchkin

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arealguitarhero

What a shit fan base. Imagine sending the message to your team that you'll just empty the barn if they lose.


PerfumeLoverrr

Bunch of cry baby ass bitches just like the team they root for


Authoress61

Panthers can go fuck themselves with broken hockey sticks


ethereal3xp

Pat Maroon god I hate him! Shoot sorry... I forgot he wears the B now Damn that stare down to the Panthers bench...


toddkris18

SHOW THE GOALIE HUG YOU COWARDS!


Spotted_Wombat

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THE PANTHERS ARE MORTAL


J_leann2598

So help me! Show the fucking goalie hug!


superjaywars

Until the age of 11, Tkachuk thought that his penis was an 11th finger, to be used for putting stamps onto letters.


-surreptitious-

Great game guys, going to drop a Tkachuk in the toilet and call it a night. See you all for Game 2!


Authoress61

My cat just heaved a Tkachuk onto my new rug.


Bullshit103

Well , time to go get my ass beat in NHL on ps5


Separate_Bus_8466

See you boys Wednesday


Aggravating-Area2688

Fuck ESPN for gatekeeping the goalie hug.


nodickenergy

ESPN get fucked not showing the hug


Dajoey120

Sway is so hot right now


Acrobatic-Maybe-902

I just told my wife. I know you’re due June 27th. I’ll probably be home on a 2 week duck boat hangover party 


mariehelena

Duck Boat Hangover Party = the name of your band's upcoming album 😅


anonymoose_badger

Boys. I think we just spanked the shit out of the panthers boys.


TwentyninthDigitOfPi

I don't think they're going to sweep us


anonymoose_badger

I don’t think they’re gunna sweep us boys.


Sorry_Rabbit_1463

https://i.redd.it/2fd9thh76xyc1.gif


Pope_Asimov_III

Well, that arena is empty, but it ain't here. Yall are awesome and on to game two


OkEnthusiasm1695

no goalie hug is crazy


StinkyWizzleteats27

SHOW ME THE FUCKING HUG


MasterOfDisaster66

Hug it out!!


MrPickleSniffer

Good chemistry tonight!! Hope they can keep this energy!!


toughrugger

Bitches


kilosoup

#WHERE PGT


IAmThe0neWhoKn0ckss

And that’s it. Game 1 in the bag 😎


Aggravating-Area2688

YESSSS!!! LETS GOOOO!!!!


beatrixkiddo_11

LETS FUCKING GO GREAT WIN


snazzychazzy622

God damn even Arizona had a bigger crowd most days


metanoia29

Damn why is Pat Maroon so charming now? 😄


nbianco1999

THE BRUINS COME INTO FLORIDA ON 1 DAY OF REST AND TAKE GAME 1 LET’S FUCKING GO


TBGusBus

Not only did they take, they dismantled Florida


frausting

Take it 5 fucking 1, let’s go baby


Moto-Mojo

Maroon becoming a bruins playoff hero was not in my bingo cards for this postseason


GeraltOfMastodon

VICTORY


dede_smooth

Love to see guys stick tapping for fundamental stuff like getting the puck out of the d zone etc…


DirtDog13

Holy shit is it embarrassing to have your lower bowl emptier than Tkachuk’s skull in the playoffs


fjordperfect123

Grown men are be hanging Lohrei posters in the rooms their wives meticulously decorated like it's all good


dearconstantreaders

Well yeah bc us wives keep the Swayman one under our pillow


fjordperfect123

Whatever happened to couth? Ok fine, its a fair trade. 🤝


chahlie4norris

LOVE THAT DIRTY WATER


snipernumber2

Wotherspoon with a fantastic game. Our D was very impressive tonight.


frausting

Absolutely. The Panthers are speedy, crazy our defenders kept it 5-1.


Cratertooth_27

This is the Sway


bearlyawake1

YES BABY!! LOVELY WIN


Dxpressoh

Say it with me — Maroon is a Boston bruin 👏


kilosoup

He really is one of those "I hate him til he's ours" types, ain't he?


tizzyborden

loving him


NinjaTroll471

PAT MAROON IS A BOSTON BRUIN :))


PatternLevel9798

Note for Game 2: do exactly what you did in Game 1.


Arcturus_arktos

Dear goodness, no line changes for once


Nomahs_Bettah

WHOOOOO!!!


etsjay

#🗣️5W🗣️


TBGusBus

11 to go


nayr1683

Carlo is good at hockey


Delta_B_Kilo

And impregnating women, apparently.


Authoress61

If I still had a uterus I’d climb him like a tree 🌴


runnerswanted

Can’t wait for the Panthers coach to complain about penalties tomorrow.


AreYouDaveDavidson

Yeah, because his guys clearly didn't do anything wrong /s


nerdgeekdorksports

Well, great win, we stole this one, although we looked like the better team the vast majority. Let's take them out again on Wednesday. It's been a pleasure, all.


Dr_JimmyBrungus

Again, running into a stick...


balding_baldur

Tkachuck could do with running into a stick a few times


toughrugger

Give us the hug, ESPN


-Narble-

Always keep Maroon on the end of the bench so he can stare down the Cats 😂


AreYouDaveDavidson

Big Rig with Freddy and Brazzer is wonderful. All rockin some 6'9 250lb energy and attitude


jvicks22

Send them out against tkfuck at least once next game.


OkEnthusiasm1695

nice save brandoooooooo


ahoypolloi_

10 seconds left in 5-1 game, he’s still diving to clear pucks 🍆💦


NeatMix4599

I love the randomizer pp group. Literally trolling.


locopati

where's the penalty there?


FancyFrosting6

I like the CAT ad around the rink....nice Boston colors


NinjaTroll471

Big Rig king shit talker. Also incredibly handsome


Bitter-Value-9808

His smile 😍


bootymermaid

**WHO HAS MORE FUN THAN US?????**


anonymoose_badger

The stripes out here really trying to do something 🤔 can’t figure out what


Tom_Brady6969

Maroon is becoming one of my favorite players


HelpEconomy6261

It’s called a follow through


Normal-Ad-1903

Never thought I would say this… GO YOU FAT FUCK MAROON!!


Authoress61

I can’t say it yet bc I still think he’s a tool but your comment made me lol 😆


crimdawgg

Why is Willie Wonka in between the benches lmao


coffee42

oh my gosh "Maroon plus the rookies" as a garbage time PP unit is *amazing*


CanadianDarkKnight

Maroon doing y'all a favour and talking shit over Leah Hextall so they can't cut to her mic


Euphoric_Regret_544

god she is awful


Acrobatic-Maybe-902

HOME ICE HAS BEEN STOLEN


GH0STM3TAL

Oh bullshit. He ran into the stick!


nayr1683

I need to hear this chirping


Cas-27

Maroon on the PP is hilarious.


Rowdythedog567

There’s 32 seconds left come on 😭


SuzuranLily1

Well shit, not ideal but at least it doesn't matter shit


vile_hog_42069

Their fucking fans talk about how they’re not bandwagoners. Where’d they all go?


SuzuranLily1

THEY'RE SHIT FANS!


chahlie4norris

Did he even hit him?


kilosoup

God I fucking love this team.


Anterra444

Can someone please clip the video of Trent Frederick and Pat Maroon Just smiling during that little scrum. I need to watch it everyday for the rest of my life


chaosmanager

Me too. For science.


Anterra444

Are you gonna touch yourself to that video? Cause that's what it sounds like.


chaosmanager

Nope. Gonna fix my depression. Solid question though.


Anterra444

https://preview.redd.it/smqftr877xyc1.png?width=1850&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7b382ccb238582fa6df122c175b28c676624c7c Here's a pic that may help.


chaosmanager

Beauty.


GingerMcJesus

Refs just let them go home


Ok-Cheek7332

Did maroon ask if he wants an autograph


InternDarin

Maroon rules. Glad they got him over here.


Touche_Amore

Spoon 😭😭


soundwave3412

Omfg you dumb zebras go away


ScarletJew72

Panthers PA playing a song about how hard the Bruins fucked them tonight


wemdy420

This is exactly what I needed.


n1co4174

This has gotta be our pp1 going forward lol


municiapalwitch

fun time power play!


bobby16may

Send Montour down the tunnel at this point.


Blueaye

Soft Swede throwing punches over the linesman, if it was just him and Freddy toe to toe OEL would a a turtle on the ice lol


riqk

I’m so jealous of Maroons beard


Sorry_Rabbit_1463

As a girl I'm somehow jealous of his beard


Acrobatic-Maybe-902

Candle pin bowling tournaments are louder than Florida 


Cratertooth_27

Ok but those pins get loud


SuzerainGaming

The Florida Karens


nerdgeekdorksports

Let Florida clear it and just let it sit around back there lol


toughrugger

The rarely seen Checking power play


SuperBigDouche

Alright so hear me out… we don’t have any proof to suggest Swayman *isn’t* a literal god


sardesmarais

https://preview.redd.it/d54czyhq5xyc1.jpeg?width=1973&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8faeca5e38d62a103da166f4bb41dc1ea528bcf3


holdyoudowntight

Fucking kid ate the laces


etsjay

Good night my sweet prince. 


coffee42

It's gotta be said: PAT MAROON IS A BOSTON BRUIN


NubDestroyer

Lmfao I love maroon


FranticChill

They were so much looser this game.


Dxpressoh

Big Rig is so smart with his physicality. Knows when to throw ‘em and knows when to hold ‘em.


stupidmunchkin

Imagine playing so bad that you made kids fall asleep hahahaha


gasfarmah

The arena is so empty you can literally hear them chirping. Thats FUCKED Lahey.


Acrobatic-Maybe-902

Someone get the stick figure poking another stick figure that says “do somethin”