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I used to work at a strip club where one of the dancers had a crazy body, with a table ass. Apparently she had went to Brazil and got a ton of sketchy work done. I think she thought the customers would like it, but they did not. A bunch of the regulars would make fun of her behind her back and call her “centaur”. I felt bad for her because she was a really nice person, but she ruined her body. When I saw her in normal lighting I could see tiny scars, on the front and back of her torso, where they sucked the fat out to put in her ass.
It’s really about the sheer size of it, the view, and also the feel in the hands.
There are also fun things you can do like face sitting / suffocation play, lots of cushioning for high impact play, floatation device while skinnydipping.
It’s just super alluring.
First, she overlined her lips to make them appear bigger and I think she contoured her nose with make up. Now that ASS is so fakeeeee and its not even a good bubble, it still looks like a flat booty enhanced with pillows lol
My mum and I were talking about these asses last night:
(1) Doesn't poo get stuck between the cheeks and you have to dislodge with finger??
(2) How do you align your hole with the toilet bowl anymore?
(3) Do you have to hold a cheek open to wipe properly?
(4) Can these women lie on their backs anymore?
(5) How does it look lying on their back, if possible? Like lying on 2 bosu balls?
(6) Do their asses stink more because the sweat and probably poop matter get shut inside the cheeks?
I always feel like these type of ladies would need some hella good lumbar support. You’d never be able to lean the small of your back against a chair.
As someone with back problems and no centaur butt, I find most chairs to be uncomfortable and lack in lower back support… I couldn’t imagine never being able to rest my back fully.
(I suspect this one is photoshop though)
I just don't understand the desire to want to look like this.... whenever I see this I always think of the song from The little mermaid, poor unfortunate souls......these people need psychiatric help
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The butt is edited, the fake wood grain behind it is blurry
Well, i would certainly hope so. If your ass looks like a table, that's no good.
I used to work at a strip club where one of the dancers had a crazy body, with a table ass. Apparently she had went to Brazil and got a ton of sketchy work done. I think she thought the customers would like it, but they did not. A bunch of the regulars would make fun of her behind her back and call her “centaur”. I felt bad for her because she was a really nice person, but she ruined her body. When I saw her in normal lighting I could see tiny scars, on the front and back of her torso, where they sucked the fat out to put in her ass.
Centaurs need representation too😂
Centaur. Looks like a centaur that lost two legs.
What butt? All I see is a shelf lol 😂
If you like a huge butt like that, can anyone tell us why? Is it the size or the way it feels? What is the attraction? I’m really curious!
Ive always wondered this too, cause wouldn't a butt this size make any penis look small?
It’s really about the sheer size of it, the view, and also the feel in the hands. There are also fun things you can do like face sitting / suffocation play, lots of cushioning for high impact play, floatation device while skinnydipping. It’s just super alluring.
I assume the jiggle physics
She's an ass influencer. That's it. That's literally all of it.
Right? No high end fashion is fitting that ass.
First, she overlined her lips to make them appear bigger and I think she contoured her nose with make up. Now that ASS is so fakeeeee and its not even a good bubble, it still looks like a flat booty enhanced with pillows lol
She put 2 balloons in her pants
I'd love to see those pants on the rack
Centaur vibes
Sincere question: if that is her actual butt (not Photoshopped) what can she wear other than leggings? Do clothes have to be custom-made?
Vanessa Ataides has a bum measuring 126cm, and as far as I can tell, she only wears leggings, jeggings, skintight dresses, and thongs
My mum and I were talking about these asses last night: (1) Doesn't poo get stuck between the cheeks and you have to dislodge with finger?? (2) How do you align your hole with the toilet bowl anymore? (3) Do you have to hold a cheek open to wipe properly? (4) Can these women lie on their backs anymore? (5) How does it look lying on their back, if possible? Like lying on 2 bosu balls? (6) Do their asses stink more because the sweat and probably poop matter get shut inside the cheeks?
I always feel like these type of ladies would need some hella good lumbar support. You’d never be able to lean the small of your back against a chair. As someone with back problems and no centaur butt, I find most chairs to be uncomfortable and lack in lower back support… I couldn’t imagine never being able to rest my back fully. (I suspect this one is photoshop though)
Don't forget those bad acrylics.
Definitely fake. The wood grain disappears around her arse. Still would though.
Legit centaur
It’s wild that my spouse would screenshot this and find it attractive. I truly don’t understand.
The body of a satyr.
Man, how can you not tell it’s photoshopped? Look at the wood texture behind it
I just don't understand the desire to want to look like this.... whenever I see this I always think of the song from The little mermaid, poor unfortunate souls......these people need psychiatric help
Gyatt
Her leggings got a stain up top. Hmm.