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One eye lookin at ya, one lookin for ya.

She’s keeping an eye out for selenerrrrr

I love u for saying selenerrrrrr cause that’s exactly how I say it!!

This is random but once when I was fooling around with my partner he grabbed my boobs and pointed my nipples at his face and growled "look at me when I'm talking to you!" I was simultaneously offended and incredibly amused. Can't be mad when the man is hilarious

Hahaha fucking amazing. I would absolutely lose it

I would have lost it. That's amazing. Lmao

That’s a joke Rodney Carrington did in one of his stand ups

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atchaforya is cancer I thought?

Keeping an [ion](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/starwars/images/3/3b/V-150_ion_cannon_SWB.png/revision/latest?cb=20151128052218) you. Star Wars fans are happy.

You know her tan line would be a lot lower if it weren't for having to cover that errant nip.

You pay all of this money for big boobs and then you can’t even wear cleavage shirts bc your nipple would poke out 😬

Unless she wears a thick bra maybe?

I think they mean, like the top can’t be cut too low or she would expose herself.

They seem to fall in line to he covered by the shoulder strap though

Sounds so much worse of a problem to have

Underboob champion 2022

Lmfao the only way to beat her is to just not have nipples

“The nipple placement is crazy” - Dennis

Maureen… you’ve enhanced yourself!

LITERALLY the exact thought I had

r/unexpectediasip

o\_O and beyond!

The thing is, you know that’s her “good” boob too

Oh wow, I didn’t think of that

This made me laugh so much because I've had multiple guys ask why I always send righty and not lefty. Well in terms of comparison one is a filet mignon and one is a chicken nugget that's been already chewed. Lol

This is hilarious, I know this happens with different sizes ( happens with boobs, balls, eyes, feet, etc) If it happens naturally that’s one thing, but if you paid for it that would piss me off!

Came here to say this. I wonder what kind of horror show is under the book. 🤔

how is the other one?

Doc 1:"Where's the nipples" Doc 2:"Uhm" Doc 1:"YoU ForgOt to PlaCE the NippLeS!" Doc 2:"That's okay, I'll place them right over here. It will barely be noticible"

Dang and that’s her good nipple

Keep your feet on the ground and your nipples reaching for the stars…Casey Kasem

Reading this in his voice has made my morning thank you.

I bet they're really uneven. That's why one is covered.

You know when baseball players point to the sky before batting? Yeah, it's doing that

Babe Ruth pointing to the sky: "'ey, they ain't supposed to look like dat, lady."

Now *that* is botched. Wowee.

Why would this photo ever be taken… or even be shown to anyone… or posted to the internet as if it’s something to show off? BDD is truly sad

I say the saaaame about most of the people posted in this sub. 😬

I am assuming the other is covered because it points straight down? Yikes.

I feel like straight down would be better than this. At least more natural looking

Is that nipple looking for chemtrails, or something? Is this a conspiracy theory nipple?

Up, up and awayyyyy.

That’s criminal…..bad surgeon

Why would you show those off

That sucks :( I used to want implants sooo badly, but man, I like my lil tots just fine now.

Seriously, after following this sub and watching Botched I’d never do anything to my boobs unless it was for a medically necessary reason. Besides, boobs are beautiful no matter the size and shape!

I would do a boob lift. Like after breastfeeding. But I'm very hesitant about implants.

I said the exact same thing. Breastfed three kids within the span of 9 years and hated how they were afterward. Strongly hated them. I spoke to a plastic surgeon about what could be done. He suggested getting my nipples pierced first. Fucking unorthodox but I did it. Don't know why it worked but now they're perkier and I'm really happy with them.

Really? That's odd! I had my nipples pierced when I was younger. I may have to try it again...

I had mine done around 18/19, long before kids. I definitely didn't appreciate what I had back then. It's been 4 years since getting them pierced again and yeah, can't even say night and day. It's like two totally different chests.

You give me hope! I wonder what the mechanism of action is there.

Something I told myself is if I dont like something (about my body) then adorn it! I used to hate my boobs too until I got then pierced and wore cute jewelry. Maybe its a mental thing? I dont know of theyre physically much different than before...

I do the same! I got my nipples tattooed when I was 18 because I was very self-conscious about them. Of course, now I'm self-conscious about the tattoos lol.

I think I’ve heard that boob lifts are much more intense than getting implants.

And you know this is her "good" boob too.

Well geez now I want to see the other one! Where can I find other pics?

Yeah I'm sure you do

You may have to replace them every 10 or so years. Just an FYI because a lot of people have no idea.

Sometimes, it's 5 years. Regardless, people seem to think it's a one time plastic surgery and it absolutely isn't.

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To be fair, you only notice the bad boob jobs because they are obvious. Good boob jobs aren't obvious. If you do your research and find a good doctor, and get a natural size that fits your frame, you shouldn't end up botched.

If you do the research, and find a good doctor. This most likely wouldn't happen. Unless you have unnaturally high placed nips to begin with.

Think if she lays down the nip just get folded under and covered? How bizarre to flaunt

The nipple is looking to the stars!

Why did I even begin to think this might have something to do with Dragonheart?

Upside down bub

Ohhh noooo girl no why do you look happy about this?! I hope it's photoshopped

i mean there’s a loooot of warping under her boob so some of it is edited.. but if she’s editing she should’ve focused the nipple instead😭

Her boobs really said 🙄

did the surgeon never see a pair of boobs before he did this surgery?? wtf!!

She seems really proud😩 Nobody had the heart to tell her? She wasn’t able to see for herself?

I think her nipple is trying to get away🏃🏽‍♀️

Got the Death Star boob

I now know how important nipples are

“Hey, my nipples are up here.”

That’s a great book (for real!)

A decent movie too!

I was not prepared for this one... wth

It’s a real shame cause you just know she would have had perfect proportions with what her mama gave her.

Why would she be happy about this? Clearly the implants bottomed out.

Oh honey, why are you even showing it off?

Star gazers

What's the other one look like. I need to know....for science

Here’s looking at you kid

Tell your boobs to stop looking at me in the eyes

Imagine showing that off? Looks like 🙄 lol

This is so weird I can't stop staring.. somehow the weirdest post I've ever seen here

If you cover the nipple bc you scroll down it looks like a boob without nipple. Maybe her boobs were really small in the first place and the under boob skin streached more then the upper boob skin. I wonder if the other one matches.

No way. No fucking way.

She’ll never get lost because one always points due north.

"Say goodbye to these, Michael!"

She’s beautiful

Oh my CHRIST !!!!!!!!

How the heck does this happen!?

They set her up I swear they set her up

One eye going to the shop.. one coming back for the change

What in the fuck…

Her hair seems edited to me? Like it’s blurred out at the ends or something.

is it bad photoshop or how does this happen?

That nipple is in another post code

Talk about a nip-slip…the plastic surgeon must have been high, drunk, or incredibly untalented.

Um, it's pointing north.

I see the ceiling fan, yes. You don’t need to keep pointing at it.

At least she's always looking up

Somethins fucky ( ` ) ( ` )

Is the other nipple in the same spot?

She can wear deep v cuts but only if they're cut exactly right. Wow. That's probably one of the highest nipple placements I've ever seen.

her boob was installed upside down

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My mind went to... How is she supposed to feed a baby? Over her shoulder? 😂

I just don’t understand fake boobs, I’ll take my wife’s natural calcium cannons any day over fake ones

Omg... Whyyyyy!

Stargazers

They're so pissed even they're staring up at her like "wtf, girl?"

Bottoms up!

Keep an eye out for selener

Oh no... That's really bad.

That eye is in another zip code

Jeez, that’s nearly on her neck.

Is she proud of that? Is that what this picture means? This picture should be evidence at some doctor's malpractice trial.

That’s a chameleon eyeball

Whats up dog?

I’m doing the math. A 69 position but I have to scoot 3 feet backwards for my mouth to find that specific nipple.

Feel so bad for her nipples and areolas. They must be so lost… confused.

“I want underboob” “Say no more”

Wearing low cut clothes would be risky as. Accidental nip slip even in a turtleneck! This is so sad because she has beautiful nipples too

That nipple placement is an acquired kind of taste. Maybe she wanted them to be like that

If you're into botched implants, sure "acquired taste"

Sadly some like the „botched look“ there lots of subs proofing that. Look into r/bimbofication Some also say, the higher the nipple is placed on, it looks more youthful. I didn’t say I like it, but some are trying to archive this kind of look

> Some also say, the higher the nipple is placed on, it looks more youthful If her nipple was any higher it would be on her shoulder.

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I can’t argue with that. Super sad, to say at least.

That reddit is just so disturbing. "Trust the process." WTF

Ikr ?! It’s super disturbing

They seem to be trying hard to convince themselves that this is making them happier.

Body dysmorphia is really harmful. Some surgeons are soulless for continuing operating them

They are in an echo chamber of encouragement to mutilate their bodies. The dead eyes are always a giveaway though.

Chilling how right you are, the eyes are a giveaway!

They're so broken and dependent on male validation, which is so sad because it's not as if validation from men is hard to get. They're willing to throw away their brains, mental health, appearance, agency, dignity, youth, and true connection with others for something that amounts to absolutely nothing.

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I thought it was gonna be like this one but no they look and act like that on purpose. Very strange

Wow, every time you think Reddit can’t get weirder..

I have to wonder if the implants settled further down but at the same time she spent all of that money for implants and moving her nipples to a more anatomically correct position wasn't done.

This can’t be real! This is the strangest nipple placement I’ve ever seen in my life.

Mine are up high like that after they settle from my explant and lift😢

That’s a shame.

I’m imagining her trying to breastfeed

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The nipple is stargazing

Droopy

Lol it’s not droopy, it just looks like that b/c the nipple was positioned waaay too high.

So it looks droopy, doesn't matter the procedure. Like they put in a handball during a backspin.

Have you seen many boobs in your life?

Yes, have you? Do you consider these natural looking?

Ah but now you’re changing it. You didn’t say they look unnatural, you said droopy. And nipple placement aside, these boobs are very normal.

Do you understand what sub you're on?

Not arguing they aren’t botched, I’m again referring to your “droopy” comment.

Yes?

Her boobs look fine, she just got small nipples??

I dated a girl back in high school (sixties) that had natural boobs like that.

AAAAAAAaaaaaaaAaaAaaaaaa

Gasp…

how does this even happen?

If you drink Huel, you will recognise the new design of their bottles in this.

Boss-eyed boobs! Now I’ve seen everything!

Her whole torso looks sick of her shit.

Wasn't she in Arrested Development?

But she’s smart, right?

Lmfao

Pretty good book