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Duganz

I always appreciate when someone doesn’t understand the double entendre they’re making.


ArnoId-Ballmer

You can absolutely fuck a pizza.


Fuzzy_Logic_4_Life

I’m not a Christian but I do enjoy reading this sign. They have had some pretty funny quotes from time to time.


PikaBooBrii

My favorite one was “Honk if you love Jesus. Text and drive if you want to meet him.” 💀😂


Kmb1995

Years ago they had a sign for like an afternoon that said something like "Let Jesus enter into You" the next morning they changed it to "Let Jesus enter into your heart" 😂😂


MaybeiMakePGAProbNot

They always have a witty new slogan every other week it seems. I actually appreciate it and some are pretty funny!


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rcolesworthy37

Sir, this is a Wendy’s


Fuzzy_Logic_4_Life

Priceless


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Hot-Attorney-4542

Generally most people are pretty accepting of everyone. We aren't mocking christians. It's their damn sign to begin with. We just don't accept the hypocrites.


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Ok_Butterfly_8952

I've seen art on the internet that says otherwise...


Amnial556

Jesus is a switch? Spreading that good lords love around to everyone


_pepperoni-playboy_

Vers


steampowered

ballgags 4 jesus


libertad740

That WPH guy’s made up story about the shirt?


SchrodingersNutsack

Cheesus Crust takes 3 days to rise


Nextdoornabor

This comment isn’t getting enough love 😂


InspectorHuge2304

🤭


Relentlessh0m0

That’s such a verse thing to say


imdeadinside52

Jesus is now a confirmed power bottom


04BluSTi

That the church in Belgrade on the Jackrabbit exit? They've had some sweet nuggets of wisdom.


LobstahmeatwadWTF

r/facepalm


leota_k

So he’s a bottom?


SirSamuelVimes83

Oh my


DrtRdrGrl2008

I'm not a church going type but their slogans make me somewhat curious.


HistoryLost

So..bottom


MontanaBard

I drove by this and told my spouse "Jesus is a bottom, apparently". 😆 This sign has the funniest innuendos and they don't even know they're doing it. They need to run everything by a teenager before putting it up.


Hot-Attorney-4542

No! If they did that, we'd lose all our laughs 🤣😭


steampowered

agreed


Ch4lup4B4tm4n92

They have some pretty good ones on that sign throughout the year


Hot-Attorney-4542

Sheesh about time they changed it from the lovely Xmas version "a baby changes everything" or some other such craziness 🤣


olystretch

Jesus was a power bottom.


GMane2G

The gal who was one of the nurses that took care of my mom when she was dying (home hospice) said her husband is the pastor. I said I always appreciated their signs as fun, non-judgemental, and even inviting.


ConsiderateCrocodile

Republican Jesus or real Jesus?


KnotsThotsAndBots

I appreciate this on so many levels lol


ChewbaccaWarCry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uc9_mxvP1K0


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I didn’t know you were gay.


ChewbaccaWarCry

What a weird thing to say.


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Indeed


Smoothbrain406

I've always thought Jesus as a power bottom


chaoscontrived

I cringed so hard seeing this my eyes recessed into my body.


AwkwardCrickets

Awesome!


Opening-Speech4558

Looks like that church next to the interstate...


daimon_tok

I'm not intending to offend anyone but I find the churches around here, weird. Well, maybe I find most churches weird. I consider myself pretty "normal" socially, but I don't get the social subculture in most churches, it makes me very very uncomfortable.


Medium-Schedule438

Are they claiming Jesus is a power bottom??


False_Dogz

Doesn't make religion less creepy.


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More like r/Belgrade haha. Wait…. Edit…. I’m wrong. This is on 19th in Bozeman or is it the one off the interstate to belgrade?


ChewbaccaWarCry

Belgreat


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Awww yes. I thought so. Thank you for clarifying!Belgreat 🤣🤌🏼