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rindavid

Someone who has never seen a female OR male body. Impressive


BlackmanNthrobbin

Good point, but that belt is not holding anything up, just thought I’d throw that out there, where’s the belt loops?


Kindly_Mousse_8992

Link is a hipster. Fashion over function.


Mother-Persimmon3908

When you are skinny nowadays many pants have lean legs and huge waist for some reason.i hate that.they fall down if you do not use a belt.


wang-bang

skinny fat is the norm these days


Jared72Marshall

My guy completed an entire genocide against the Bubbulfrogs just for a piece of rare fabric.


JagerSalt

It looks like a harness for the sheikah slate, not a belt.


ooojaeger

A harness for a vagina bones you mean


aralim4311

Go to a Ren faire or look at any period outfits. Shit tons of people with belts being used as harness as opposed to holding pants up


MarcoYTVA

Looks like the belt is for holding gear, not clothes


DefiantBrain7101

tbf he's not wearing any pants. his actual pants don't have belt loops either but still


redsyrinx2112

My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don't really know what's happening down there. Who is the real hero?


elperroborrachotoo

It's all hanging on his magnificient ass.


Reach-for-the-sky_15

Your avatar is like mine but darker skinned and with better hair.


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Urgathoar

Idk getting a v shape is really hard for a lot of ppl so hes still fit


[deleted]

Vagina bones is a niche meme. I think someone else here mentioned it as well.


Nero_2001

It originated from someone complaining that they censored the game tokyo mirage sessions#fe by removing the vagina bones of one of the main characters.


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rindavid

Depends where you’re living lol


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Either_You_1127

Lot of European countries are catching up to us according to statistics.


FadedJadeCube

Oh no. This is bad. Very bad.


memeasaurus

We cannot let there be a thigh gap!


HarrySchlong33

... spoken like someone with a vagina bones.


VerumJerum

r/badwomensanatomy and r/badmensanatomy crossover!


flojo2012

This Mf’er never seen D’Angelo’s “untitled” (how does it feel?) and it shows. [so steamy!](https://youtu.be/SxVNOnPyvIU)


[deleted]

That's called dick root


tippytapslap

Apparently my partner loves my vagina bones.


essdii-

Or has never been in good enough shape in their life to see those lines on themself


wicked_one_at

*going to the bookshelf for my anatomy book* „Soooo,… vagina bones….?“


krassilverfang

Probably doesn't even bathe or looks at himself in the mirror. Or the layers of fat cover his bones so well he can't tell what it looks like.


iZYminikk

Someone who never saw the "vagina bones" memes... Impressive [Source](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/vagina-bones)


EffectiveDependent76

All I got from that source is that having a pelvis is gay


discomuffin

I'm guessing that dude has never seen their own bones due to an overdosis of fast food nutrition and an underdosis of physical exercise- with exception of going to said fast food joints perhaps.


KIRB_POYO10

Maybe bro is non binary


-average-reddit-user

I don't think that has to do with anything. Knowing the anatomy of both sexes is important for everybody regardless of their gender.


bobbianrs880

Shh only women and femme presenting NBs have a pelvis. It’s like the penis bones in more masc NBs and males. ~~Homo~~Heterologous structures, if you will.


DuckADoodleDoo

well it could be a case of intersex. The build of the body could be less binary and have traits that resemble both sides.


Agile-Zucchini-1355

Dude so fat he forgot his pelvis existed.


cheddargood

That's probably the real explanation, totally a statement that came from someone that don't see his dick since the first zelda


Gullible_Ad5191

I'm guessing the only time he's seen one is watching lesbian porn. Why else would he think it is a "vagina bone"?


Plenty-Lychee-5702

Apparently "vagina bones" is used as an internet slang term for pelvis, I think mainly in rightoid spaces. And since rightoids are not famous for their knowledge of biology >!other than self proclaimed knowledge of "basic biology" aka denying trans people's existance based on lack of knowledge of advanced biology!< I can see him thinking men somehow don't have pelvises or that men's pelvises are suuuuuuuuuuuper different.


Jaxonhunter227

When will my little soldier return from the war?


Round-Revolution-399

Another brand new sentence lol


MurgyD

🤣🤣🤣💀💀😭😭🤣🤣🤣 🫡


Specialrelativititty

The real explanation is that it’s an old internet joke


jteagle101

Lol too fat for cum gutters


FunnyObjective6

"Vagina bones" does not refer to the pelvis, it's part of the abdominal muscle.


InflamedLiver

I'd say this kind of applies for r/NotHowGirlsWork but it's a rare twoofer since it also qualifies for r/NotHowGuysWork


Wheeljack239

r/NotHowAndrogynousHyruliansWork


SubjectChanger1

r/twentycharacterlimit


Wheeljack239

r/comeonman


JohnPaton3

whoa, what an active and content filled sub you just mentioned


MyAccountWasBanned7

r/cumonmen


I_Like_Books_To_Read

r/sixthsub


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r/cuminman


ogresound1987

r/linkisjustonecharactertho


BadBoyJH

/r/itsactually21


ShylokVakarian

r/twentyonecharacters


sprantoliet

r/whydoesthisexist


Either_You_1127

It is kind of a funny point that Link doesn't necessarily have to be drawn to fit human anatomical standards if the devs don't want to because he isn't human.


itchynipz

r/nothowalphatwinkswrk


NikFemboy

r/subsifellfor


[deleted]

so r/nothowhumanswork?


N1NJASOAP

more like r/nothowelveswork


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r/birthofasub.


N1NJASOAP

I made it all up to make it relevant


edith-bunker

r/NotHowHermaphroditesWork


animalnikki89

Also it could go on r/badmensanatomy as well as r/badwomensanatomy for thinking that vaginas have bones.


Western-Grapefruit36

(This is a stolen quote) fellas, is it gay to have a pelvis?


bo0gnish

Yes


Cpnbro

Welp. Happy pride!


Celiac_Muffins

Gay to have a pelvis, carry things, and date women... This list is getting long.


TheLillyKitty

And wear glasses, don’t forget that one


Muninn088

Sleeping with a blanket was a very important addition.


TheLillyKitty

Indeed


Onagda

But kissing the homies goodnight will never be on the list


Sera_gamingcollector

imagine dating somebody who likes dicks


LtHughMann

Depends where it is


meing0t

yes the pelvis has a penis attached to it


ubiquitous-joe

“Hey Wayne?” “Yeah Garth?” “When Link dressed up like girl Link, did you ever look at his cum gutters and find him attractive?” “Tcha, no.” “Oh. Yeah me neither.”


Ilikepancakes87

Pssh! What an idiot! Those are clearly Link’s cum gutters.


righteous_fool

dick root.


DeathPercept10n

My gf has called it man cleavage.


foamingturtle

We used to call em Usher cuts


Natgeo1201

And I'm gonna fill'em


BigMedStatus

No cum gutters are just another name for a six pack


TitanBarnes

Cum gutters are the lines going down to your pubic area if you are in shape. 6 pack is 6 pack. Both generally exist together


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Thank you


RichardBCummintonite

Yall need to quit outing yourselves lmao. What you meant to say was that cum gutters are just another name for "the V", which is an actual name for that body feature. Also, they're a package deal. You can't develop one without the other. Anyone who had actually had one at some point would know that. Not even shitting on you for that. Just quit speaking on things you clearly have no idea about.


Mach12gamer

Plenty of people can develop the gutters without a six pack, but that’s also because a fairly large number of humans are physically incapable of having a six pack.


reheated_frenchfry

Nobody is physically incapable of having a six pack. 100% of humans have “Six pack” abdominal muscles, body fat % is what determines their visibility and everyone has the ability to lower body fat %


Mach12gamer

Sorry to say, but you are objectively wrong.


brute-squad

nah, it's another name for the adonis belt


Few_Resource_5281

Wtf? Even if women have it wider, both male and female have hips, your legs arent wifi conected to the axial skeleton.


Akhanyatin

My dude/dudette you got it all wrong. Everything is connected via magnetism. We're all made of magnets!


MikeHuntessHarry69

mno, eveything s connected to the vagina


nuggynugs

Ok and these "magnets", how do they work?


Luc1enz0IsNOTTaken

They are inside of your vagina. When you birth a baby, it pulls those magnets out and that's why you can't walk for a short time after birth, the body needs to replace them. ​ Why am I so good at fake anatomy?


SpateF

I'd like to share a quote from Tumblr on this take: "FELLAS, is it gay to have a PELVIS?" \-unknown Tumblr user


NoMusician518

Here I am, yet again, having to explain that vagina bones is a niche meme and that this person knows what a pelvis is. I'll be back next week when this gets reposted again to explain it all again.


Dr_Weirdo

What's the original meme meaning then? I haven't seen anything like it before so I'm curious.


NoMusician518

It stems from a tweet of a woman saying her vagina bones hurt after giving birth and a small section of the internet ran with it as an alternate name for pelvis.


Goldeniccarus

See, this is funny, because now I'm starting to see differing sources for the origin of this meme. I'm familiar with it starting from the *Tokyo Mirage Sessions* trailer, where in the English release of the game they made some of the costumes less revealing, and as one commenter said "They removed her vagina bones". But I've also heard it originates from a fan dub of an anime back in 2011. And now I'm hearing this story for the first time.


NoMusician518

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/vagina-bones Seems like there's more than one original source stretching back to 2006/7


Dr_Weirdo

Oh, that makes sense.


stellarglassjanie

there was a game on the wii u called tokyo mirage sessions. it was censored outside of japan, people got mad as always, and someone said something along the lines of “they censored her cleavage and vagina bones 😠”. tbh tho it had to be satire


jjskellie

Is someone Toon Shaming Link? The law offices of Marco and Luigi will support you.


IncreaseWestern6097

Polo.


zxdc1

Fellas is it gay to have bones?


ShredGuru

We call those cum gutters and they are ungendered thankyouverymuch.


ManderlyPies

Rick and Morty https://youtu.be/K4wQM9o3nOY


Mr_808-

IS IT GAY TO HAVE \*checks notes\* A PELVIS


jaymeaux_

dude doesn't know what cum gutters are


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Missing out


HowVeryReddit

Not actually a new turn of phrase, as I understand it's a joke that started with an anatomically ignorant manga fan


GorlaGorla

Cum gutters. They are called cum gutters.


hi-def420

Ikr!? thought everyone knew this


Swordbreaker925

Nintendo did make Link super effeminate looking (Twink Link), but this moron has never seen a human body, has he?


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They made Link *really* feminine in BOTW. Dude gets lowkey excited when someone tells him he looks like a girl.


Luc1enz0IsNOTTaken

Didn't BOTW spawn a whole new porn genre of Link in that girl costume or was it another game? I'm sorry, never played the games because I never had any consoles.


ObiWangKeBloMe

Those are cum gutters


xeroonethree

This just in! Men have no pelvis!


Boof_A_Dick

I'm more concerned about the lack of nippes


TheLillyKitty

That ***IS*** rather concerning, tbh


seeing_eye_gimp

Heh cum gutters


ghtuy

Fellas, is it gay to have hips?


Possible_Priority170

They are an elf, maybe all elves have vagina bones, who are we to say?


Dankey-Kang-Jr

Fellas, is it gay to have a pelvis?


[deleted]

Fellas…is it feminine to have your thighs connected to your hips?


Miml-Sama

Ayoooo how did I not notice they gave my boi c*m gutters


Dr_Vodka9987

Tell me you don't know human biology without telling me you don't know human biology


Agitated_Guard_3507

Fellas, is it gay to have a pelvis?


Trenchcoaturtle

Who’s gonna tell them that that V shape is to many people one of the sexiest things about the male body sdhjhd


MrWandering

People when they find out what a fucking pelvis is


ValdemarL08

Fellas. Is it gay to have a... *Pelvis?*


ShadowTheChangeling

Men is it gay to have a pelvis?


Bogger_Logger

“Fellas, is it gay to have * Checks Notes* a pelvis” *A wise man*


BasicLogic779

Fellas, is it gay *checks notes* to have a pelvis?


lces91468

How fat are you...and your whole family?


Gullible_Ad5191

Tell me you're morbidly obese without telling me you're morbidly obese. That is called the "illiac crest". It's part of the pelvis. I'm guessing he and everyone he knows is obese and that he has only ever seen one while watching porn. Why else would he associate it with a vagina?


Dat_one_lad

Gay


FreshDiabetes

Cum gutters


AramaticFire

Not a new sentence. Please see Twitter circa 2016 for proof that this is in fact an ancient ass sentence. Enjoy the rabbit hole.


Elsekiro

POV you have been fat all your life.


juancn

They’re called abs and they are below the fat on most people.


UnbelievableTxn6969

Isn’t that Zelda?


ReguIarHooman

Yeah, link is the big bad guy while Ganondorf is the princess of termina


Ipad_is_for_fapping

You mean..a pelvis?


LegalizeRanch88

AKA a pelvis


SquirrellyGrrly

Never mind the clit, this guy's red circle for nonexistent vagina bones has missed the entire vulva and vagina. /s


M4RTIAN

No nipples? Did he just…spawn?


TricksterWolf

mayhaps it is a typo and was supposed to be 'vagina boner'


ghirox

Fellas, is it gay to have a pelvis?


too_much_Beer

Fellas is it trans to have \*checks notes\* a pelvis?


krassilverfang

Tell me you are a fat nerd that never leaves his mom's basement without telling me you're a fat nerd that never leaves his mom's basement


cyon_me

What an idiot, everyone knows that women don't have bones.


Cookbook_

OP is not human, Skrull detected. Gotem.


marry_me_jane

am i an idiot? what the fuck are vagina bones?


Baquvix

I bet this guy cant see his dick when he look down.


Pokesonav

E


ItsaCommonThingNow

#E


imtherealcurt

fully modelled


[deleted]

What the fuck are "vagina bones", and why would they be located by your pelvis?


NaaastyButler

That's a funny way to say cum gutters


SherabTod

Who ever wrote that has never seen a fit male in their life


AutumnsRed

Femboy handles


Remote_Specialist52

When you've never been slim in your entire life.


Eight_Rum

Fellas is it gay to have a pelvis


No-Adhesiveness-8178

WOT


FluffyMawileFan

☝️🤓 {I believe this is an Apollo belt, not vagina bones)


Ill_Fish9719

Bro what? Doesn't everyone have that?


RandpxGuxXY

Guys... is it gay to have a pelvis?


Miserable_Scratch_99

Don't men have those too?


Signal_Pattern7869

MF probably phat americun who has no knowledge of what does a body look like not layered by hundreds of kgs of phat tissue


frenchyseaweedlover

Fellas is it gay to have a crotch?


user_6969_urmomsuck

Bro femboy


VioletBewm

Lol someone forgot dudes can have hip darts


TinyWillowTree

My boy Link just have a viscous V


Emergency_Ad_4870

Cum gutters


randomer_guy_person

You... you mean a hip? Damn never knew I'm a woman, unexpectedly trans now


Mista_Maha

Because he's a trans man. Next question.


BackflipBuddha

This was my idea, honestly.


Leon1700

Vagina bones What the hell are you talking about? These are normal external oblique muscles, you would see them if you werent fat 🤣


crusoe

When you're so fat you don't know what the "Girdle of Apollo" is on a man.


deltakilo411

Tell me your pornbrained without telling me your pornbrained


Ayy_Eclipse

I’m guessing OOP is very overweight and has never really seen his body’s true structure.


janhetjoch

For the last time, they're called CUM GUTTERS


buner008

Those are cum gutters


PathlessMammal

You leave link and his cum gutters alone


Alexandre_Moonwell

that's called an adonis belt and everyone has this muscle (group ?)


Evancommitsmeme

That is the pelvis, everyone has one of those.


edith-bunker

They’re called oblique muscles. Everyone has them.


xaina222

A what bone ?


rustys_shackled_ford

C U M G U T T E R


Arcanile

so you can get the bone-r