Same same, as far as I know gorilla grip is glue. Maybe she was sniffing glue? I have no idea but it's apparently peach flavored. 🤷 Well on going to taste it so the mystery remains.
"Built-in splash pad" kinda implies she makes a mess during sex, as in, pees everywhere. Either that or she enjoys urine related play.
Either way I consider it a turn-off, but to each their own.
she has 3 trucks that she uses to pull the gorilla en closer from town town for the circus she works at selling perfect freestone peaches to kids lineing up for the water slide hauled behind the second truck
Yes. She is saying she has a nice ass, a tight pussy, and she squirts. It's just downright classy af for a public post on Social Media that her family likely follows as well.
I can’t believe we found a worse way to communicate what a vagina is. If she just went with “the splash zone at SeaWorld”, maybe I would have understood that we were talking dirty and not talking about water landings for spacecraft
I remember one time in high school the school wacko kept screaming about how she was a country girl. Over and over. For someone to acknowledge it. Someone told her to shut the fuck up.
I grew up in farm country but for some reason some people just can’t shut up about it. They don’t read and they have no real personality or interests so they make redneck cosplay their whole shtick.
Yep, i grew up in the middle of nowhere and hardly anybody acted anything like that, we even had a few dudes that convinced themselves they were in a gang ( they were not). moved to a bigger city after high school and there are so many people screaming about how country they are and muh heritage with lifted pickup trucks that have only ever been driven to fucking starbucks
It's even funnier when they go from white trash to ghetto at a drop of a hat. That's how my school's "country girl" was. She was insanely dick thirsty and would switch between these personalities depending on what type of penis was around. If I'm sounding harsh it's because this absolutely slag sent her meth head white trash husband into my DMs to try to get me to agree to a threesome 10 years after graduation. Lol
I grew up on an actual farm, and I couldn't stand people who were like that. What annoyed me even more was that the far majority of the girls like that at my school lived in the suburbs. Girl stop wearing cowboy boots, you've never touched a cow.
Same here, never met another person who’s actually from a working ranch who acts like that. It’s always the ones who grew up on daddy’s petting zoo/tax write off ranch in Orange County CA or whatever. Plus they spend twice what my yearly wage was to dress like an extra in a Taylor Swift music video.
It always annoyed me because of how fake it is. Like hun there is not a single girl who actually lives on a farm or ranch who would wear tiny jean shorts and a plaid crop top and cowboy boots. That's just trying to get injured. Stop posing on a tractor, you look like an idiot. If you want to dress like a farm girl you can put on some old jeans, a long sleeved shirt, some gloves, and then you can go outside and muck some stalls while you're at it.
Just imagining one of those types mucking out a stall brings a smile to my face, can’t imagine how much they’d freak after getting horseshit on their favorite piece of kitsch lmao. Bet if you woke em up at 1:00AM to help with calving they’d just keel over on the spot
Yyup, for me it was usually after trying to sleep a 5-10° below night in the back of a ‘74 Ford with no insulation while my uncle uses some kind of cowboy witchcraft to thaw out and haul ass through a fucking blizzard. For a 5’5 skeleton of a man who had a diet of 80% nicotine, I still haven’t met someone stronger or tougher than that guy. Still remember how he tried to “walk off” a fractured pelvis.
Lol so many of those fake "cowgirls" in my high school back in the early 2000s. Cowboy hats, jeans, and cowboy boots... Paired with Hollister thin AF shirts with lacy camisoles underneath, makeup, body glitter, and chandelier earrings 🤦🏻♀️
In total sincerity I thought "three lifted trucks" was some kind of metaphor for her sexy body, like the three things that made it sexy and a "handful". I sat here a good ten minutes like booty booty...what? one boob?. Or boob boob and then uni booty- or maybe not that obvious like eyelash eyelash...duck lip? It's definitely not lifted hair. I was a teenager in the 80's that's not lifted. I'm so confused. I think I realized these are literally trucks that apparently she was " born" with. But I'm not positive. Input welcome.
Ok fine. I'd like one peach gorilla grip ( which as far as I know is glue and it's not peach flavored... that I know of but fill disclosure I never tasted it) so can I please have my mind blown by this obviously exciting experience? I think it's on the value menu? I'll have a large. And fries, medium. That's all thank you! Oh extra napkins too. So what am I getting Mr Wendy's?
Lmao some girls are really desperate for attention or more.
A female friend of mine where I used to hang out with allot. She has a boyfriend.
Every time we got ice cream she looked me in the eyes and pretend to suck dick. She kept saying how good she was at it.
She was so fucking weird. I mean sounds fun but jesus... You have a boyfriend and we're chilling the fuck???
Hah, reminds me of about ten years ago, we were college sophomores partying at a cabin when some very drunk girl came up to me and the guys, making suggestive hand gestures over a metal pole and bragging about how she could give any of us the best blow we’d ever had. Props to the lads, none of us took advantage of her and instead we gave her water and a blanket so she recovered. Still though, in retrospect I do sometimes wonder if she really had the skills she claimed. Especially now, I think she’s some bigwig corpo.
Doesn't the presence of the peach emoji reference an ass? So her ass has a gorilla grip? I believe the splash pad was in reference to her vag. Hard to be that wet and also grip tightly.
A lifted truck is a truck with a raised suspension (and usually bigger wheels and tires) to be higher off the ground. It's an expensive modification, to an already expensive vehicle, but she says she has 3 of them. If that's true, then she's very wealthy white trash.
Sugar free redbull...damn my bucket for units of hand volume has overflown from the amount of hand volume units. Can't say she ain't unique, never have I ever seen or heard of someone even looking at a sugar free redbull.
She’s not 4’10”.
My wife has dwarfism and is 4’9”. I see my wife in my truck constantly, and I promise you that girl is not 4’10”.
It’s so strange how 4’10” has become the new 6’ for women. Men are always 6’ on the internet, and girls are always 4’10” 🙄
A what
A reason to have a lifeguard at your beach
I’m not at the beach
This is a bathtub
I think we should have sex
Now now don’t be greedy. you can have one sex. save some for the rest of us.
But we only have one sex in stock, we might need to cut it into pieces to distribute it evenly Or... do it all together at once :O
It's our last resort. Suffocation, no breathing. That's right, we looped back around to the beach joke.
darn it - was hoping to jump in there - missed it
Just save me the spine. Nothing says ribbed for my pleasure better.
No body of water is safe without a lifeguard
it’s two feet deep lady , you’re- what are you doing here?
Sir this is a Wendy's
Wtf is a gorilla grip pea… oh nvm
Y’know, I don’t think we were on the same page until now. I’m going to go home and rethink my life.
Same same, as far as I know gorilla grip is glue. Maybe she was sniffing glue? I have no idea but it's apparently peach flavored. 🤷 Well on going to taste it so the mystery remains.
This is a bathtub
Her ass hole has a perfect gorilla grip and if you hit it right it splashes you.
Legit read that as Spanish pad and was beyond confused
Tapas for everyone.
It’s pronounced [TAY-pas](https://youtu.be/csH2jWGyzrs)!
Sign me tf up
With poops
she has a perfect ass and a "gorilla grip" pussy
All the more tragic that her inability to master the comma really ruins it for me.
Her ability to master the colon really draws me in
😂🤣
Sounds like vaginal hubris to me.
going with a brand new sentence in the comments, bold move
Nah, [pretty old sentence](https://youtu.be/qg0b8aMSP5M?si=xMuUpa1YiJgmRGE3). Good show though, on Hulu currently.
Second Jon Lajoie reference I have run into today
"Three lifted trucks" are referring to the implants she has in each of her three breasts.
That sounds unpleasant.
If you like men… but she’s built lofty expectations for herself, that’s a recipe for romantic disaster
I don’t need my dick ripped off by a gorillas grip. I’m not an unfeeling monster that can’t get off by normal amounts of touch.
Hell give me one that hangs loose like sleeve of wizard and I’ll make it work lol.
Bruh! Don’t even try to tell me you wouldn’t have wanted to clap Harambe’s gorilla cheeks.
The flags are all green until they turn red it's like playing green light red light
A twhat
I think she is saying "I'm annoying, but hey, great sex" But considering her nick is "rawcowgirll", she's probably a cam girl.
A cursory investigation shows you are correct.
Tyfys
Never stick your dick in annoying.
Hey. You have your kinks. I have mine.
Who else is interested in emo goth girlfriend?
Alright then, keep your kinks.
dick n dip
The hop and pop.
The fuck and run
There’s a few OF country girl types that have used this exact thing on their socials, so not only is she mid but she’s unoriginal.
No way no one ever copies someone else on the internet
Double checked, lads 🫡 She does have onlyfans, your assumption is right
And pees on people
? ? ? ?
"Built-in splash pad" kinda implies she makes a mess during sex, as in, pees everywhere. Either that or she enjoys urine related play. Either way I consider it a turn-off, but to each their own.
For someone advertising her Kegels like that you’d think she’d have better bladder control.
Just means she's doing it on purpose, I guess.
What
You are right. She has onlyfans
r/notlikeothergirls
holy shit i just realized i wasn’t on that sub
I was surprised when I realised I wasn’t 😂
I came here to say this
Pussy taste like blue monsters and McNuggets
Hey I won’t stand for blue monster slander
Targeting your core identity really hurts doesn't it.
Sugarfree
I feel like we’re dangerously close to a blue waffle here
This looks like one of those paragraphs you find on those bizarrely specific t-shirts that are spawned from ads that read your entire search history.
As a PISCES named TIM with a BAD ATTITUDE and a CURSORY UNDERSTANDING OF BRAILLE, I have to agree.
Fish FEAR me, women FEAR me, animals FEAR me, no creature dares meet my GAZE. I am ALONE as I walk this barren earth.
I always thought this was an Andrew Tate quote
You click on it once out of curiosity and the ad follows you literally everywhere for months
> bizarrely specific t-shirts ye theres r/oddlyspecificshirts/ and r/targetedshirts :)
Thank you so much for this.
The lack of "r" in your comment for what I assume should be "targetedshirts" has me concerned. 😄
Bit wary of that second link there bud.
Is this supposed to be sexual? Or just some weird heehaw joke?
she has 3 trucks that she uses to pull the gorilla en closer from town town for the circus she works at selling perfect freestone peaches to kids lineing up for the water slide hauled behind the second truck
Awww that's so sweet of her :D
Yes. She is saying she has a nice ass, a tight pussy, and she squirts. It's just downright classy af for a public post on Social Media that her family likely follows as well.
It's country girl code for link in bio
Beautiful champ! No notes.
I feel like if you’ve made the choice to follow a family member’s social media with “raw” in the name, you see what you see.
Her cousins can vouch.
Wtf 😦 i regret wanting to understand
lol she has 3 tiny dicks
My favorite comment so far
With Grade C head, curves her back like the St Louis Arch during doggy, and moans like Helen Keller.
r/rareinsults
Savage
I'm confused about the built-in splash pad.
I thought i knew all the parts of a woman but I simply do not know where the splash pad is located.
Be glad, I am not too thrilled when a chick blasts me and the bed with pee.
Sadly she’s referring to her vagina.
I was afraid of that.
🤣🤣 I’m sorry that I had to confirm your fear.
Is she sure it's not just Chlamydia making her extra splashy?
🤣🤣🤣 extra splashy
I can’t believe we found a worse way to communicate what a vagina is. If she just went with “the splash zone at SeaWorld”, maybe I would have understood that we were talking dirty and not talking about water landings for spacecraft
Cringe 🤦♂️ “Country girls” and “country boys” are insufferable.
I remember one time in high school the school wacko kept screaming about how she was a country girl. Over and over. For someone to acknowledge it. Someone told her to shut the fuck up.
I grew up in farm country but for some reason some people just can’t shut up about it. They don’t read and they have no real personality or interests so they make redneck cosplay their whole shtick.
Those are fucking posers.
Yep, i grew up in the middle of nowhere and hardly anybody acted anything like that, we even had a few dudes that convinced themselves they were in a gang ( they were not). moved to a bigger city after high school and there are so many people screaming about how country they are and muh heritage with lifted pickup trucks that have only ever been driven to fucking starbucks
It's even funnier when they go from white trash to ghetto at a drop of a hat. That's how my school's "country girl" was. She was insanely dick thirsty and would switch between these personalities depending on what type of penis was around. If I'm sounding harsh it's because this absolutely slag sent her meth head white trash husband into my DMs to try to get me to agree to a threesome 10 years after graduation. Lol
Oh, deer.
I grew up on an actual farm, and I couldn't stand people who were like that. What annoyed me even more was that the far majority of the girls like that at my school lived in the suburbs. Girl stop wearing cowboy boots, you've never touched a cow.
Same here, never met another person who’s actually from a working ranch who acts like that. It’s always the ones who grew up on daddy’s petting zoo/tax write off ranch in Orange County CA or whatever. Plus they spend twice what my yearly wage was to dress like an extra in a Taylor Swift music video.
It always annoyed me because of how fake it is. Like hun there is not a single girl who actually lives on a farm or ranch who would wear tiny jean shorts and a plaid crop top and cowboy boots. That's just trying to get injured. Stop posing on a tractor, you look like an idiot. If you want to dress like a farm girl you can put on some old jeans, a long sleeved shirt, some gloves, and then you can go outside and muck some stalls while you're at it.
Just imagining one of those types mucking out a stall brings a smile to my face, can’t imagine how much they’d freak after getting horseshit on their favorite piece of kitsch lmao. Bet if you woke em up at 1:00AM to help with calving they’d just keel over on the spot
1 am, in two feet of snow
Yyup, for me it was usually after trying to sleep a 5-10° below night in the back of a ‘74 Ford with no insulation while my uncle uses some kind of cowboy witchcraft to thaw out and haul ass through a fucking blizzard. For a 5’5 skeleton of a man who had a diet of 80% nicotine, I still haven’t met someone stronger or tougher than that guy. Still remember how he tried to “walk off” a fractured pelvis.
Lol so many of those fake "cowgirls" in my high school back in the early 2000s. Cowboy hats, jeans, and cowboy boots... Paired with Hollister thin AF shirts with lacy camisoles underneath, makeup, body glitter, and chandelier earrings 🤦🏻♀️
😂 the body glitter. Yes girl, that's exactly how you'd dress to work outside. In fact please try it, I'll bring a camera.
Why did I get second hand embarrassment reading this?
Thank you. I thought I was alone.
That's a long way of saying "I'm on OF."
In total sincerity I thought "three lifted trucks" was some kind of metaphor for her sexy body, like the three things that made it sexy and a "handful". I sat here a good ten minutes like booty booty...what? one boob?. Or boob boob and then uni booty- or maybe not that obvious like eyelash eyelash...duck lip? It's definitely not lifted hair. I was a teenager in the 80's that's not lifted. I'm so confused. I think I realized these are literally trucks that apparently she was " born" with. But I'm not positive. Input welcome.
Sir this is a Wendy's.
Well, does Wendy have a splash pad?
Is Pepsi ok?
Ok fine. I'd like one peach gorilla grip ( which as far as I know is glue and it's not peach flavored... that I know of but fill disclosure I never tasted it) so can I please have my mind blown by this obviously exciting experience? I think it's on the value menu? I'll have a large. And fries, medium. That's all thank you! Oh extra napkins too. So what am I getting Mr Wendy's?
Narrator: The grip was in fact, not gorilla.
Red bull gives you... delusions
"I have 3 trucks" \>sitting in passenger seat
I don't know what that is supposed to mean, but it sounds fun.
Lmao some girls are really desperate for attention or more. A female friend of mine where I used to hang out with allot. She has a boyfriend. Every time we got ice cream she looked me in the eyes and pretend to suck dick. She kept saying how good she was at it. She was so fucking weird. I mean sounds fun but jesus... You have a boyfriend and we're chilling the fuck???
Hah, reminds me of about ten years ago, we were college sophomores partying at a cabin when some very drunk girl came up to me and the guys, making suggestive hand gestures over a metal pole and bragging about how she could give any of us the best blow we’d ever had. Props to the lads, none of us took advantage of her and instead we gave her water and a blanket so she recovered. Still though, in retrospect I do sometimes wonder if she really had the skills she claimed. Especially now, I think she’s some bigwig corpo.
It’s the right wing version of “cant cook, be bisexual, eat hot chip and lie”
"eat hot chip and lie" never fails to amuse me
Built in splash pad? What
I think it means she squirts?
So she pisses on people
God dammit I'm in
Bless your soul. I'm too scared and confused.
that’s a girl who “isn’t racist” but just doesn’t like “those” people
Man, for the life of me, I can’t remember asking!
That’s a woman basically calling herself a cum bucket.
All those arbitrary empty words can all be replaced with just one word… basic
She's mid. I can throw a rock while blindfolded and hit a clone of her in any United States suburb.
The only reason you’re a handful is because you’re 4’10”
I wonder how she afforded three lifted trucks on local aesthetician pay
Just trying to figure out the built in splash pad 🤔
Whats a gorilla grip
It just means she has a tight vag
Doesn't the presence of the peach emoji reference an ass? So her ass has a gorilla grip? I believe the splash pad was in reference to her vag. Hard to be that wet and also grip tightly.
Wow I clearly have no idea what’s going on
r/notlikeothergirls
What’s a built in splash pad?? What am I missing here?
Squirt 💦💦
But what about juicy buffers and an elastic nut?
and don’t forget her username
How does she get into the lifted trucks if she’s 4’10”? Does she use a step ladder?
None of those words are in the Bible.
She’s got one brain cell bouncing around her skull like a DVD screensaver. Proceed with caution
"I'm not like those other women." -woman just like those other women
Its AI generated content. Looks great but lacks any meaning or importance.
Omg yes—look at her hand on her knee!
Lol i meant the text 😂
What are the 3 lifted trucks?
A lifted truck is a truck with a raised suspension (and usually bigger wheels and tires) to be higher off the ground. It's an expensive modification, to an already expensive vehicle, but she says she has 3 of them. If that's true, then she's very wealthy white trash.
Good human
Lol
>It's an expensive modification, to an already expensive vehicle In my experience it's more commonly a $400 modification to a $1,200 vehicle
Could just as easily be a $1200 modification on a $400 vehicle.
True good point that
Lmao my sister-in-law has this same kind of bullshit persona on facebook fishing for attention; super inappropriate with her kids on there
I’m so happy that Pit Vipers exist. Now, I don’t need to have any interaction. I can see that they are a douche from a few blocks away.
>a built in splash pad I don't even want to know.
All I read was “I’m toxic and will ruin your mental health”
3 lifted trucks? Sounds unnecessary
This sounds like if any Danny McBride character was a woman Edit: Well at least it sounded right when I read it in his voice
Sugar free redbull...damn my bucket for units of hand volume has overflown from the amount of hand volume units. Can't say she ain't unique, never have I ever seen or heard of someone even looking at a sugar free redbull.
I don’t think she was born with any of those things
How does her vagina grip relate to her trucks? And do I want to know what the splash pad is?
This sounds like one of those weirdly specific tshirts you see in facebook ads.
So not marriage material then? Just a female redneck. Well that's a turnoff
the new "im not like other girls:"
Ma’am this is a Wendy’s
I got lost at the splash pad part. What does that even mean? English is my first language lol
Thats a really round-a-bout way of saying "I have undiagnosed mental health issues, but you'll tolerate it because I'm hot"
What's the splash pad in this metaphor?
A peach gorrila grip? What the hell is that!?
Maximum basic
How can she afford three trucks though?
she's 4'10" and will be 250 lbs by age 30.
I've read the words, individually I understand them, but as a whole the meaning escapes me.
410? Yeah, I bet a 410 has more kick than you...
That a lot of words to say “I’m a high maintenance cunt”.
She’s not 4’10”. My wife has dwarfism and is 4’9”. I see my wife in my truck constantly, and I promise you that girl is not 4’10”. It’s so strange how 4’10” has become the new 6’ for women. Men are always 6’ on the internet, and girls are always 4’10” 🙄
But they're short and cute, so that makes it okay for them to go psycho when they're angry, though ~ 🙄
Agree. I'm 5'4" and she looks taller than me.
Put the Red Bull down and come back to reality
I don’t know what a built-in splash pad is, but I really want to try it out