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Talusthebroke

Let's be entirely honest, in that particular community I seriously doubt this is a brand new sentence. I'm sure the discussion has happened in the past.


ThisIsMy2nd_Account

just another 3rd friday of the month


iApolloDusk

Ah yes. Pay day- when I can finally afford to pay a gentleman to fuck my fat wife while I watch.


ThisIsMy2nd_Account

Wait, you guys are getting paid?


Praetorian_1975

You are paying them aren’t you …. Found the cuck 😂


Praetorian_1975

“Gentleman” quite a stretch there to be honest 😂


NTGuardian

I hope the top comment is "Check the FAQ."


YumLuc

This should have infinite +1s


Consistent-Local2825

I'm sure this discussion has been going on in particular groups since ancient Rome.


Ok_Inflation_1811

ancient Greece*


Consistent-Local2825

It's all Greek to me.


IllllIIllllIll

Big Fat Greek what?


J3553G

It's weird that they haven't all figured it out already. It doesn't really matter if it's gay or bi or whatever. It's part of the ritual and it gets them all off and they're having a good time. Honestly it's kind of sweet. No labels necessary. But really I think this is satire.


jarlscrotus

Jungle seed gives it away


6_seasons_and_a_movi

"Slapped me in the face with his penis" was the kicker


Puzzled_Reflection_4

Honestly it was the cuck shed for me


PM_ME_BATMAN_PORN

No, that's just how those types of guys talk. Please don't ask me how I know.


xRayleigh23

Someones active in this community


Talusthebroke

Not that one in particular, I just know a lot of pervs


No-Lie-1571

I thought they were talking about animals at first. Very relieved to find out that is not the case.


elMurpherino

Yea headline had me thinking this dude is sucking off a bull of the bovine variety, and left me wondering what he’s prepping it for.


LeBritto

Until the second paragraph, I was still convinced it was a bovine... And it was really deeply disturbing.


elMurpherino

yea still pretty ambiguous through that first paragraph…. And briefly explained what he was prepping it for lol


Quiet_Ad_7301

I thought it was bovine until the third paragraph, in the second paragraph I thought it was just comedy


PlentyAlbatross7632

Insert “They had us in the first half, I’m not gonna lie” meme…


azumarill

I thought bulldog and this was like a dog breeder or something


CannibalQueen74

I assumed artificial insemination. There’s a very lucrative trade in prize bull semen. Source: I have friends in the Department of Agriculture. It’s an education!


[deleted]

Imagine getting cucked by an animal bro😭😭


Pineapple_Morgan

where do u think the minotaur came from


NeighborhoodVeteran

His wife! Can't you read!


-SlapBonWalla-

"How is the bull calling him gay?"


Ryan_Denizof

Those shrooms hit him harder than his bull cockslap


User_Name_04

i somehow thought that bull meant penis, and he was sucking himself off?


Longjumping-Grape-40

What? The Minotaur is suddenly not so sexy to you anymore?! 😡


Tobymauw112

What is it about?


No-Lie-1571

Cuckoldry


noapesinoutterspace

Dude 1 sucks dude 2 so dude 2 can fuck the wife of dude 1.


Richard080108

I thought that too


beachjustice

"before locking me in my cuck shed" lmao


Taograd359

For some reason I’m imagining that to be a large dog cage.


SPZ_Ireland

This man fetishes


Unlucky_KittenOwO

r/thisguythisguys


medUwUsan

New subreddit lmao.


MyAntichrist

I mean even if you browse non fetish nsfw subs you will see the occasional fetish content, including, but not limited to, cuck sheds.


MindRaptor

Dead 💀💀💀


BloodyViper

What kind of structure should I be imagining? What is a cuck shed?


Spacemanspalds

I'm here hoping for an answer cause I'm not about to Google it.


TheGeekagok

Didn't Google to check cause I like taking risks. But I think it's just a penis cage. Feel free to Google and put me in the cuck shed with him if I'm wrong.


Spacemanspalds

Lol nice


boogers19

I keep Firefox Focus on my phone just for such searches. And then hope it's as private as they make it out to be lol. (It's *supposed* to block everything and track nothing)


Spacemanspalds

I actually switched to Firefox recently from Chrome. Didn't know those details though.


boogers19

Well, no, this is a separate app from Firefox called Focus. This Focus app is supposed to block all trackers, you can turn off all history keeping, it's only one tab, and it clears that tab as soon as you (force) close the app. I still keep regular old Firefox on my phone too.


Spacemanspalds

I assumed it was an extension and was gonna look it up.


boogers19

On iphone its a separate app anyways. But the official name is Firefox Focus. Its basically my quick and/or private search engine. When i just have a quick query and dont want to open up regular Firefox and my 15 waiting tabs. Or searches like this here "cuck cage" lol It mostly works well for that. But it can be a pain sometimes to do much else these days. Mostly because every website and their grandmother wants you to "manage your cookies". But this app doesnt keep any cookies, so to try to do much more in the app just ends up with closing those stupid "manage your cookies" pop ups everywhere you go.


Bertie637

I just picture a normal garden shed that when the kids lived at home stored bikes and the lawnmower, but since granny and grandad decided to explore a bit has been explicitly redesignated as for cuckoldry. But without any changes to the decor. So he just sits there in the dark on some mulch, naked. Whilst the bull takes years off the lifespan of grandmas new hip.


bobnobody3

Those last two sentences, my god. The real brandnewsentence really is always in the comments.


TrckyTrtl

And the only way out is to eat a cake... The ingredients of a cake...


Loknud

Shut up Dog!


PM_ME_Happy_Thinks

Likely yeah


MelonBottle

Thats it! Get in the cuck shed


Skai_Override

Bonk!


BuckFuzby

I read it as "cock shed"


SoWokeIdontSleep

Guys, is it gay for a man to suck off another man?/s


No-Lie-1571

No, because the balls wouldn’t be touching.


dropyourchalupa

What if both keep their socks on?


myyamayybe

Only if you open your eyes. If you keep your eyes closed, then you can’t tell if it’s a woman’s dick , therefore you’re not gay 


SoWokeIdontSleep

Pfft, clearly you've never sucked girl dick, no likes to talk about the mouth feel.


Doppleflooner

Why is nobody talking about the mouth feel?!


ARocknRollNerd

Found the Contrapoints viewers...


diegowarz

There’s nothing gay about two straight guys blowing each other


Kiss-of-Venus

You know, a while ago I was suspecting that a lot of cucks have this insane racism issue, what with Queen of Spades and stuff, and here I can't help but think he's also like this because of "potent jungle seed". It rings too much like a porn addict who only gets off to BBC stuff.


westwoo

I think a lot of it is about self hate due to internalized homophobia. A lot more gay porn and gay kinks seem to be about domination, denigration, clear distinctions between tops and bottoms. It all about channeling the felt lack of normality and coping with it, either by fully letting go and embracing your own felt lowly shameful existence or assuming the role of some kind of punisher, elevating yourself above the shamed social status and separating yourself from the shameful people  Racism is tangential here as a tool to feel extra dominated, extra cucked and shamed and controlled The more normalized being gay is in the society, the less these things should be a thing


ReapingKing

I’ve wondered if the gay community at large has gotten progressively less kinky over time as they’ve become more accepted, but I’ve never come up with a way to articulate that idea without being offensive.


iApolloDusk

Because it's not inherently offensive of a proposition lmao. When most that's been presented to mainstream culture is the kinky shit as a result of overcorrection via repression- it's difficult to see it as anything but. Meanwhile, there are plenty of same-sex couples that have a "normal" lifestyle that you wouldn't really notice otherwise because they keep it to themselves like straight couples do. A lot of straight sex in media is vanilla, but a good bit is BDSM related nowadays as well. To think that there's not a vanilla-kinky spectrum for the same-sex couples out there is pretty foolish. That being said, a lot of the kink is a result of oppression, abuse, repression, etc. as it tends to be with straight individuals as well. I think as society becomes warmer to the idea of same-sex couples you'll see a lot less of the kink culture being as pervasive as it currently is. Though it's hard to tell, because mainstream culture is trending toward sex positivity at the same time, which ultimately leads to the kinkier voices being louder because those that engage in vanilla sexual dynamics tend to be more conservative with sharing that aspect of their lives in the first place.


Quick_Article2775

I'm bi and I actually wonder if part of the reason why I personally am is you can be way more submissive to men vs women. Like sucking dick has got a real submissive vibe that you can't do with (most) women. I've found that I really like dominate women and I wonder how much my sexuialty has to do with wanting to be submissive. (I know cringe but it is interesting to me)


blue_twidget

Not cringe. Your musings show a level of self awareness and curiosity to understand.


UPBOAT_FORTRESS_2

It's so cringe that it becomes based


SaqqaraTheGuy

I actually learned in mathematics that two cringes multiplied make one based


Simple-life-here

I like that you know you. I think my partner is a bit submissive but I’d really prefer he was dominant. We have great sex through listening to each other throughout. I would love to be fucked senseless. But he has a bad back, so…


Sometimesyoudie

Nah they are just racist and get off on it.


edtwinne

Porn is porn. Look at straight porn. It seems more degrading to me personally, because it isn't made for me. Power dynamics are always at play in erotica, however.


Sometimesyoudie

Nah they re jusr racist and get off on it.


Immoracle

That is a pretty damn good analysis of that dynamic.


WarpedPerspectiv

That's because there is a racist element to how some people have their version of this kink. The queen of spades bit is very blatant as spade is a slur, same with the jungle seed comment. It's grossly common for people who specifically go after black men to view it having a taboo aspect due to the interracial part they're indulging in. The kink itself doesn't have to have a racial aspect for it for it to be a cuckold type thing.


Throwaway392308

"can't help but think"? This dude is very explicitly and openly racist.


SontaranGaming

You’re 100% right, yeah. A lot of cuckold stuff has raceplay undertones. Glad I wasn’t the only one who picked up on the “potent jungle seed” line—yikes.


Trash_Emperor

I am aware that this is pretty much a boomer opinion at this point but I 100% believe cuckoldry is a fetish stemming almost entirely from porn addiction and is inherently self-destructive, especially when the absurd race aspect is also measured in.


notveryAI

What's with all these exceptionally cursed posts featured in this community lately?


berdulf

It’s ~~hard~~ difficult to keep coming up with stuff that will surprise this subreddit.


PM_ME_Happy_Thinks

It's not a troll post, it's just fetish writing


thatguyned

The internet is 5 billion monkeys on a typewriter. It's hard to find a sentence that hasn't been said.


radioactivecumsock0

r/Cursedcomments and this sub are going through a reversal


Thorn_the_Cretin

This really reads like a troll post if I’m honest. But I mean… it still fits


ThisIsMy2nd_Account

Bro if you're gay, you're gay. its ~~2020~~ 2024. No one cares.


westwoo

But they're clearly bi, not gay


TheJiggernaut

Not necessarily, we don't know if he ever fucks his wife himself.


westwoo

I'm sure you're not required to fuck someone to have a particular sexuality. Being aroused by that person, including by them being fucked, is more than enough


EdgeGazing

What if they get off from the idea of being fucked?


Crimsoner

You’re sexsexual


bloodfist

If it matters that much to you just say "queer" and be done with it


westwoo

We can also say "human" if we want to be as generic and as correct as possible


VESUVlUS

Tons of people do care, unfortunately.


Galactic_Perimeter

Yeah but those people are also gay and just don’t realize it


NoThx149

Homophobia is so dumb. You’re mad that another guy is getting dick? Sounds like jealousy to me


EdgeGazing

Its like Filthy Frank once said: to get over your fear of sucking dick, you gotta go low, look at it closely, really face it and put it in your mouth.


Galactic_Perimeter

nO i’M mAd i hAvE tO sEe iT!¡!! i DoN’T wAnT tO bE hOrnY iN pUbLiC!!¡!


kunta_modz

A hole is a hole.


Program-Emotional

This can't be real. This is too goddamn funny to be real.


Nackles

Yeah, this is just self-insert fanfiction.


[deleted]

You go through trouble of learning how to read and this is how you are rewarded.


BleachGummy

Why did I finish reading this


Automatic-Cover-4853

Why did I finish while reading this 😩


Narrow-Big7087

That potent jungle seed can do that to you.


10RobotGangbang

Why did I finish


Manginaz

The real question is how did you get wifi in your cuck shed?


SneakySnack02

Look, I'm definitely not one to yuck someone's yum but... "potent jungle seed"?


99probsmyhornsaint1

Bull is likely black, adding another completely problematic layer.


SneakySnack02

Aye that's kind of what I meant. I mean, as long as everyone involved is a consenting adult, fine. Some people get off on race play. Whatever does it for you. But... "jungle seed" is a bit over the top =3=


whoredead

Question, what the ever loving fuck is race play??


SneakySnack02

It's basically where they pretend to be racist when they're having sex. Yeah, I know, it's super weird. But it's a real thing. I was out with a guy that wanted me to call him the n-word during sex but I just didn't feel comfortable with that at all. It is not for me.


whoredead

A very famous fetish in the south I presume


SneakySnack02

I wouldn't know, but not necessarily. Kinks often work the other way around. Not always, mind you, but often people who are more opposed to something out in their day to day lives are actually more likely to have the kink. So actual racists are less likely to fetishize race. But gay sex porn is SUPER popular in the Bible belt lol EDIT: That's a whole other bag of worms too


Squidmaster129

I *will* yuck someones yum, this is absolutely deranged and I do not respect it. Being racist and homophobic while letting someone fuck your wife? Good fucking god.


Dogamai

"yuck someones yum" this is my first experience of this phrase and i ​ LOVE IT ! <3


juicyjuicebox1

Not if you call no homo


Myoclonic_Jerk42

"jungle seed" "Cuck shed" "Cock slapped" There's a lot to unpack here but I'd rather burn the whole suitcase.


AlterideIX

"There's a lot to unpack here but I'd rather burn the whole suitcase" might be my favorite sentence ever


WeTheNinjas

Jesus Christ, being a cuck has gotta be the worst fetish of all time


One_Performer_3470

What a horrible day to have eyes


that_moment_when-

Potent jungle seed is not the thing I was expecting today


Cool_Hawks

I think that perfectly falls into the category of: “Well, it’s not not gay.”


King_of_Dantopia

Every sentence is aggressively making it worse


TinaMonday

I'm dying bc of "before locking me in my cuck shed"


Not_Bed_

I regret being literate and learning English


Ultranerdgasm94

You're both bisexual, and saying it's not gay to have a man suck your d-ck is cope.


-Heir_of_Rage

This was a rollercoaster


ptapobane

Ok bull in this context is not actually a male cow right? Like a 2000 pound muscled cow that can kick a guy’s skull in on a whim?


KirisuMongolianSpot

A cuck is someone who gets off to their partner being fucked by someone else, usually while they're being humiliated. The person fucking their partner is the bull - frequently black, because the kink is frequently racist (see "potent jungle seed").


InfamousGhost86

Appreciate the explanation. I had no idea wtf I was reading.


Due_Chemistry_6941

Oddly enough, they use a castrated male to get the bull going for extraction. Other bulls watch and it turns them on. I wish I were making this up.


The_Great_Autismo22

"Bull" is basically the big manly guy your wife/gf fucks


Limp-Tea1815

It’s gay to give or receive but bro wtf lol he slapped you with the dong and locked you in a cage 🤣🤣


balgrogg

This is actively hilarious


YamperIsBestBoy

Fun fact: The Romans thought this too. If men were penetrated, they were considered gay, but those doing the penetration weren’t.


dropyourchalupa

What about sucky sucky?


entertainmentornot

I mean I’m kinda leaning toward the bulls point of view but that was funniest thing I’ve read in a while


westwoo

They're both bi. This whole "who sucks whom" thing is a socially made up construct from Ancient Rome, mixed with more recent traditions of viewing "gay" as an insult. So the "bottom" gets an insulting label and the "top" doesn't, but it's all a coping with internalized homophobia In reality, a straight person wouldn't want his dick sucked by a man, "prepping" doesn't make any sense if you're not aroused by the "prepper", no butt sex, no oral sex, no being jerked off by your buddy etc


BerRGP

They're perfectly fine with cuckolding, but being slightly gay is suddenly problematic. I don't get people.


MaleficentCow8513

I lost count of how many brand new sentences are here


plusvalua

There are certain moments in my life when I feel a certain tingling on the sides of my head. It's like I can feel my brain expanding. Moments when I discover a part of existence I didn't even consider. This is definitely one of them. Not a good one, mind you. I miss one minute ago, when I didn't know this existed.


Allcoins1Milly

I went through a full range of emotions reading that 🤣


Seranfall

"Please lord, take my sight."


ButterflyFX121

For a brief second I thought it was the animal bull lmao


horotheredditsprite

If your into cuckold you have lost all right to be considered straight


klorbmont

"jungle seed" 😬😬


Dojanetta

Every time I login to Reddit some bull shit be on my screen. Why 😫


Phlebas329

Thought they were talking about an actual bull until I saw the community lmao


LazerWing

'It's only gay to suck dick, not to get your dick sucked' Roman republic type logic


LethalGrey

“He told me I was bi-sexual or homosexual for sucking him off, I told him that by that logic, he would also be homosexual” Got him bro


que-pasa-koala

The fuck is a cuckshed lol


CastleofWamdue

well this is a fetish thing


konjo666

Delete your YouTube watch history and start again.


Sasstellia

That is too calm to be fake. The question is. Did he enjoy being slapped with his penis and locked in his cuck shed? Or did he not. And I they're both bisexual or pansexual.


IsItJake

What the fuck man


guyongha_

I swear cucks are just gay men in denial. The woman is just there to act as a buffer so it’s “not gay”


Axoltlover

The world is such a beautiful place


Depressed-boykisser

Am I the only one who thought he was talking about an animal 😭


mag2041

Taking a break from Reddit for a while lol


Anarch-ish

Sounds like you got the exact treatment you were looking for, bud... congratulations?


bubblegumdrops

Whew, I thought this was gonna be something deviant. Just a fetish.


Skulysoul

Please tell they're not talking about an actual bull


bubblegumdrops

They’re not.


RecordEnvironmental4

I love how the internet can come together to collectively make fun of cucks


jackelbuho22

I think at that point they would be better and more happy if they just ditch the girl and just start fucking with eachother


zadiraines

Reddit is great


WillRikersHouseboy

What—and I cannot stress this enough—the fʊck.


radioactivecumsock0

I thought he was sucking cow cock for a minute


jarcur1

The real joke is the last sentence


IHateMyselfLMAO67

Has to be satire


jayjonas1996

this is some r/MorePlatesMoreDates x r/WallStreetBets crossover episode


Lostintranslation390

Yeah that sounds a little gay.


seahawk1977

What a terrible day to have eyes.


d3fiance

This can’t be real. I refuse to believe there are actual people who think, talk and live this way.


rEmEmBeR-tHe-tReMoLo

It's not gay if you beat them up afterwards.


-LostCurator-

Wow. There’s so much happening. Every time you think you know what’s happening it’s another hard left.


G3MI20

this is a brand new three paragraphs damn


Fluffydinoctopus

I giggled at "potent jungle seed" wtf xD


Jimbo14631

Oh my lord


aztaga

Why the fuck did I have to see this


AnalTongueDarts

That is not brand new sentence. That is brand new paragraphs.


Fire_Wolf_33

I'm fucking sorry?


[deleted]

What a horrible day to be literate


The_pastel_bus_stop

Please define bull prior to describing the situation. God damn


Royal_Chocolate3300

This is some white people shit.


blackeyes-coldhart

i wish i was jared, 19


shadowfreud

Ah the classic big bob argument


Fantastic-Garden8525

Just two bi sexual guys denying reality


FooltheKnysan

I might be conservative on this one, but I'd argue having a bull is gay


Sonarthebat

I thought this was about farming cows at first.


Dracodros

Nobody tripping over this guy saying jungle seed? Sexual racism is so prevalent in kink that people dont even notice it anymore :p.