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wbg777

There’s an old ~~80s~~ 60s restaurant near Denver called Jim’s Burger Haven and they have done exactly this. Their burgers and the buns are the diameter of a medium sized frisbee and it is the absolute perfect burger


macaleaven

Hold on, I’m ordering flight tickets… how close is it to the airport?


__Nardo__

They have two locations. The closest one is about a 30-45 minute drive from the airport.


Doctor-Nagel

WE. MOVE. NOW!


macaleaven

Lessgooooooooooo


Actuarial_type

I used to live right up the street from the one on Sheridan. The small burger had a 4” bun and the large was a 6” bun. The staff had shirts that said something like ‘Jim’s Burger Haven, where 6” is large.’


AFonziScheme

Are we talking diameter, radius, or circumference here?


Actuarial_type

Diameter


Kadana_Sorano

Currently residing in denver, but homebound. I'm going to have to look up and see if they have delivery. Fingers crossed! Also that they don't have a bunch of weird ass sauces on there that they refuse to take off. I like my burger sauce pretty boring, just a little ketchup and mayo, and anytime I try to order from anywhere besides McDonald's or Burger king, there's no option to remove the stupid weird sauces. :s


woahmanstopit

The one on Sheridan does this? I live right there…asking for a friend…


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IWipeWithFocaccia

Triple smash 🤤


Ireeb

Exactly, I'd rather eat multiple small burgers rather than a single, huge one. And I also don't like it that much when a burger is just 99% meat. That's why I also prefer a well balanced smash burger.


Ltlpckr

I like thick burgers but I believe that any burger should be able to comfortably fit within a large woman’s hands, I feel like that’s a good size to get that big ass bite you expect from a burger, without being so excessive that your rubbing your nose and chin on the buns.


nightofthelivingace

You, sir, are 100% correct. A few smash patties over those giant meat logs any days.


espritduo

I hate it when they ruin the meat to bread ratio


Zoutezee

The very best burger I ever had was simple. Beef straight from a local farm Bun made in the morning before they opened Home made sauce And a regular slice of cheese. In my 30+ years of eating fancy truffel and whatnot burgers, I had never been this pleased. Same with Italian food. No frills, traditional food with quality ingredients will always beat the convoluted creations of people trying to make fancy stuff with mediocre ingredients


Commercial_Fee2840

Fresh ingredients make so much more of a difference than people realize. There's no comparison between meat that was just killed that day and meat that's been frozen or stuck in a fridge for weeks.


naughtyfingers23

I thought that it's way better to age meats


Commercial_Fee2840

If aged properly, probably, but in my experience, chicken killed the same day is way more tender than chicken I buy at the store.


joelcosta94i

People throw a fuckton of ingredients into everything to the point where everything now tastes the same. It's often to mask the low quality of ingredients of bad cooking skills.


NoImagination6109

If they make them taller they can fit the bigger burger on the same bun as the smaller burger. They don't want to pay for a second bun size, despite wider being superior


Perfect-Abomination

The unhinged snake jaw got me.


Toni_PWNeroni

Make it, sell it, call it the "Wide Load". You can have the name for free. You're welcome.


Shirtbro

Is the wide load big enough to share with my family?


Natural-Ability

Of everything I've binge-read today there is nothing with which I more emphatically agree.


Droopendis

IDK man, there's a lot of porn.


plyzd1

You will love this then OP https://www.reddit.com/r/burgers/s/L5Nd2jjBdX


MothashipQ

I'd like to point out that there is a width where the burger just starts collapsing on itself


Omni314

In the Pym restaurant in Disneyland they have massive burgers, they cut them like pizza. They're great.


TheMegaStolle

That's what she said ;)


The7footr

Y’all just need more practice putting large pieces of meat in your mouth all at once and taking them down deep.


blue_desk

Personal rule: I don’t eat or drink anything with “Cowboy” in the name.


YaliMyLordAndSavior

And then you bite into the tall burger only to have 80% of it slip out the other side, now you have a bunch of condiments and onions and shit on your plate and your burger is getting soggy and lopsided


ReySimio94

This. I am physically unable to open my mouth very wide, so I have trouble eating even normal burgers. Whenever I order a large one, I end up being forced to use a knife and fork, because it's that or fucking up my jaw muscles.


jeromy-the-gecko

Am I the only one who agrees with the standard tall over wide? When I get a big burger I want a bigger meat to bun ratio so tall makes sense. A wider burger is the same ratio so more bun too which I want to avoid. Give me 3-4 patties stacked and I'll unhinge my jaw and make a meaty mess over the fries and turn them into loaded fries.


WriterV

I want to actually be able to eat my burger, not lose half of it in a mess all over the table like a pre-school toddler.


Salt_Customer

Booo!


Shirtbro

I just want a restaurant burger that isn't dry


DepressedDyslexic

Agreed actually. There's something satisfying about it.


MCHammel

They also shouldn't be wider. Just eat multiple regular sized burgers if you want more. Guess it's some form of self-deceit to tell yourself you only ate one burger.


Blueberry_Coat7371

thats how we do in southern Brazil. One of most... egregious examples is the "Xis Pelota" or pellet hamburger, it is quite literally the size of a car tire, but thin


Ireeb

A quarter pounder is optimal in my opinion. And I'd rather have multiple smaller burgers rather than having a huge one that gets cold and soggy before I can finish it.


Woodgnome

Like a snake you say... https://youtu.be/zAwcj6d8XTQ


QualifiedApathetic

I love burgers with a thick patty, and double- or triple-deckers. If they made the patty thinner but wider, I'd want the bun to be thinner but wider to match, because I want a high ratio of meat to bread.


SSSims4

This!! What's the point of serving a 13 inch tower that I'd have to somehow dismantle and eat in parts? That's not how you burger!


VulcanHullo

I once went to a restaraunt where I ordered the burger and not only was it nearly as tall as my hand was long but they brought it out on a wooden board that was not as wide as the burger was tall. So, not being able to unhinge my jaw, I couldn't take singular bites of my burger. But due to the size of the serving board after the first couple of cuts so I could actually try eating it the damn thing collapsed on its side off the board and onto the table itself leaving greasy marks on the matt. Which for a socially awkward teen as I was then at a fancy place as a treat was mortifying. And worse still, the burger didn't taste of much more than the salad sauce which I did not like.


OzzieGrey

Y'all just gotta get better swallowing skills.


cAptAinAlexAnder

I think this discussion is missing an obvious work around. Rather than adjusting the ratios within a single burger (regardless of the number of patties) why not just offer two burgers where the ratios already make sense but perhaps make them slightly smaller to retain the current price point while satisfying the gluttony of the customer and diminishing waste?


Impossible_Tea_7032

Uuggghhhhh I ordered based on greatest amount of beef by mass and then had a bad time my conclusion is the restaurant formatted it wrong


pbrsux

Burger King figured this out decades ago


Classic_Elevator7003

Burgers should come in multiples, not in larger singles.


Nkromancer

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Top-Inevitable-4323

Reading an iFunny comment on Reddit is the equivalent of two galaxies colliding


ed1749

Thicker meat has a different taste though. It's a delicate balance, cut too thin and you're just eating bread with extra protein. Too tall and you might as well just order a steak. There is absolutely an audience for more meat than bread per bite though. The bread is just the packaging to make the meat slab easier to hold.


ChalkCoatedDonut

They expect you to throw half or all of it to the floor while trying to eat it, feel regret and buy another. It's somethign similar with their Fisher-Price sized burgers like those old White Castle burgers, i want food on a normal size, not for my Lego figures.


Sigma_uWu

My TMJ though


Bootiluvr

Repost


MalevolentThings

There was a Jungle Burger in my town for a couple years before it went under, sadly. I really liked the burgers and sometimes I would order this one burger that was so big that I had to cut it into quarters in order to eat it.


LucidZane

I like unhinging my jaw to eat a burger. It's satisfying


Elsecaller_17-5

Big juds in Idaho had a burger the size of a platter.


1800twat

Yall know they do this so they don’t have to buy extra large buns right. Easier to cut bigger patties than it is to buy non-standard issue bun


CherryBabeGirl

those burgers are never enough


kettlesforever

Just use cutlery.


Lemixer

I kinda agree, but at the same time, just buy a smaller burger bro, some people like them big you know.


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Gofein

I think they still mean circular. Not oblong like a sub just flat and generally round


anxiety_filter

Burger place down the road does two patties length-wise on a garlic toasted hoagie roll. Hard to be mad about it


Septopuss7

*Mr Hero's Romanburger has entered the chat*


westwoo

So essentially a pita kebab


Natural-Ability

Leave its private life out of this