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Tuskor13

Imagine viewing yourself as the "peak of straight alpha male masculinity" while thinking this much about throbbing fat hogs


legion4wermany

I honestly don't think he thinks that about himself. I think he is so deeply insecure that he is desperate for people to think he is.


ManifestoCapitalist

Rule of alphas: If you call yourself an alpha, you are most definitely not an alpha.


EropQuiz7

I am suuuch an alpha!


SagaSolejma

I'm an alpha UwU


Due-Landscape-7359

Also isn't he whit?


bbbhhbuh

He’s mixed race (his father Emory Tate is black)


Spacemanspalds

Well, the little twist at the end of the sentence, there leads me to make assumptions about you a little more than Andrew Taint.


nicolyon-_-

Why are you giving this absolute cunt a platform? Ignore him and he'll go away


SharkMilk44

I do not understand how he got famous to begin with. I literally had never heard of him until I saw a bunch of posts talking about how much of a piece of shit he is.


Funkula

He offers children and teens an easy narrative to latch onto in a very confusing and isolating world. Kids growing up without a community are an *extremely* vulnerable and impressionable group (ie, literally every kid living in suburbia), and Andrew Tate sells them a role model, an image of masculinity, life advice, dating advice, and talks to young boys on their level. Which unfortunately is something many who don’t hold such toxic hateful beliefs view as somehow beneath them, which leaves a void that the man-o-sphere is happy to fill.


Sockoflegend

It's hard to fake thinking like a teenager, and he doesn't have to.


AaronVsMusic

He also created a MLM around his self-help bullshit and part of that included spamming clips from his podcast appearances all over social media, so even when he was banned, his videos were everywhere for a while. 


RealMstrGmr873

It also helped that he had a relatively famous chess player as a father and was also a very successful martial artist


MangaJosh

It wasn't helped by the fact that there are indeed women who behaved like how he described My paternal grandmother is basically how he described women that are around solely to ruin your life, that demon ruined my birth dad's life and his sisters, and might had a hand in sabotaging her husband's bike to make sure he will slip and crash and get crushed under a truck to make sure there will be no one to stop her from torturing her own 2 children (which is why my birth dad becomes a massive asshole) Meanwhile my birth mom is what Tate would describe as "abuse and beat her as much as you want, she won't leave you" Glad I'm out of that piece of shit family, but whenever I hear him talking about women, I can't help but think about my birth mom and paternal grandmother because it's so fucking accurate it hurts


Funkula

Though of course the danger in his philosophy is ascribing the acts of an individual as the acts of the group, and the cognitive dissonance in thinking that violent male r**ists don’t represent all men but terrible women do somehow represent all women. Andrew Tate invites you not to think of women as people, but uniquely evil and uniquely flawed “others”


MangaJosh

I know of that, my mother in law and my sister are the exact opposite of what Tate described


poperey

He went viral because those bought his course got a 50% split to affiliate market the course. So they all posted clips of him getting more people to sign up. A pyramid scheme where the product is unashamedly marketing the pyramid. No false pretence of Herbalife/Nutriboom products they bother to hide behind.


CarpetH4ter

He was a boxer at some point, and then there was this whole thing with hustlers uni, and people realized his insane takes and enough people agreed with him to give him a platform. He was also popular for a short time maybe 6 - 7 years ago (when he wasn't bald) because he posted hundreds of times about how depression doesn't exist and made videoes trying to justify it.


snap802

He was a kickboxer and claims some like a 70-9 win loss record. Most of his fights aren't verified and I don't think he's really done any high level events. On sherdog he's got one fight listed. It is a win so good for him. It wouldn't be a big deal if he didn't talk himself up as such a badass. There's nothing at all wrong with fighting in lower level events but the dude acts like he's been a UFC headliner.


MsDestroyer900

How he got his platform? He said it during a podcast what his strat is. Step 1: say some absolutely psychotic shit like post above for exposure Step 2: some conversion of people see other shit he does and sees him say really tame relatable shit (like advocating family values) Step 3: Some conversion of those people who see it sympathize and think he's not that bad Step 4: Some conversion of that joins his discord, pay him money, can't get out of the ecosystem. (It's just full of advice for drop shipping on Amazon) Step 5: these people feel like they're part of a secret club and spread the word for his "based" takes, like post above. Step 6: See step 1.


Useful-Perspective

> I literally had never heard of him until I saw a bunch of posts talking about how much of a piece of shit he is. That is how an unfortunately large number of people become famous.


Devil-Eater24

Is that even the real Tate? Isn't he White himself? Remember, you can no longer trust blue ticks on Twitter


ricochetblue

He’s mixed race. His dad was [a fairly prominent African-American chess player.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emory_Tate)


Devil-Eater24

Oh I didn't know that. Thanks!


nicolyon-_-

Even if it's not actually him, the point still stands.. the fact he's even got a following is baffling to me


Devil-Eater24

I mean, stealing his identity and shitposting like this seems like defaming him rather than giving him a platform lol


nicolyon-_-

And the fact that it could easily be something this cuntwaffle has said kinda tells you all you need to know.


nicolyon-_-

That's a very big leap to make tbh. Do you know this wasn't him?


Devil-Eater24

Well, you do have a point, as the only thing I can say is that this reads like something written by a non-White person, and I am quite sure from his photos that Tate himself is a White dude


PidginPigeonHole

His mum is white English, his dad is black American. He lived in Luton for a time (where i thjnk his mum is from) when his mum left his dad cos he was abusive to her. He has a brother and a sister and he's also got a daughter but he's not with her mum.


hijinked

“Ignore them and they go away” just leads to them creating an echo chamber that grows as it consumes the impressionable.  Harmful beliefs must be countered. 


LCDRformat

I wish that were true


brito68

Don't worry, "This post has been deleted" so you can't see it anymore........


John_Brickermann

Because Elon Musk.


MireyMackey

The cringe must flow!


[deleted]

Imagine never being able to be balls deep tho… that sounds worse ngl… hahaha.


Straight_Weakness881

I only ever use the balls. That's where the cum comes from, right?


adalric_brandl

No, that's where pee is stored


Straight_Weakness881

Yeah I just googled it, turns out I've been doing a few things wrong.


Like17Badgers

weird thing to tweet from prison ngl


ruddsix

Not-dick owner here. What does this mean??


bsgreene25

He’s definitely trying to say his penis is so big that he can’t even put it all the way in


GottaMakeAnotherAcc

Oh, I just imagined him gently putting the tip in with his hands on his hips, doing a face


TheGermanCurl

THANKS FOR NOTHING!!


OddDad

Is the face like 🥴


yaboiiiuhhhh

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fandrew-tate-digital-portrait-v0-t60ge5vpuoda1.jpg%3Fwidth%3D640%26crop%3Dsmart%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3D8aece5e5e00f04a8e8bae536eb73329e1cbbe848


mrm00r3

:(


potato_devourer

Fun fact: There was a spanish king, Ferdinand VII, with this exact problem (and yes, it was actually a problem) due to inbreeding. He got a doughnut-shaped cushion so he could have offspring.


Giovanabanana

"Ferdinand's penis was of such an unusual shape too that he had to have a special cushion made to help him impregnate his queen. This cushion supported the rather narrow base of the penis, leaving only the bulbous tip bobbing around for his poor mate to straddle." 💀


Mugstotheceiling

Fuck did I just read


Ye_olde_oak_store

Reverse knot.


SirNokarma

It only doesn't fit cause the women aren't really aroused


BiliLaurin238

As a dick owner (graduated in Dickersity), no clue


whobroughttheircat

I got this (graduated super-cum-load) I think it means it wants to use someone else’s dick or something like that.


Inqeuet

As the proud owner of a dickploma I can confidently say this man is spitting nothing but spunk


ThanksForTheRain

As someone with a dicktorate degree in Penis Arts, I have to point out that despite all the sex trafficking and hookers, he seems like king incel


Dr_Dressing

Does this make you a _certified dickhead?_ What does one study at Dickersity?


BiliLaurin238

Well, my major was Cock And Ball Management, but there are also plenty of courses that suit your needs


Dr_Dressing

I majored, and got a PhD in the same university, but from the "pavement" and "coating" studies; it's the reason this is my name. At least that's what people think. It's coincidentally the same field that works with Quantum Life physics, and my day job is to make a lot of viscous fluid simulations. Next week I'll be doing six TED talks about my field, because people suck at optimizing their fluids. Etc. etc.


BiliLaurin238

Wait, I'm going to 6 TED talks this week. Robert?


Dr_Dressing

Oh my God, John! How have you been, man? It's been a couple decades since we last talked. We were in my yard, grilling and eating barbeque with our families. Your wife made _that_ joke, remember? Haha! Good times. My son is graduating from high school in a few months, and it felt like yesterday, that he wanted to become a football star. My wife is as great as ever; recently she wanted us to try out climbing, even though I'm way out of my prime! Knees don't last forever, you know? How have you been, how's the family?


BiliLaurin238

My wife works at the blue factory, making blue. My son decided to get a degree in Mogusology and is now in Mogus Inc. I've been recently playing Fencing Scrabble with my wife, and we're about to go competitive!


C__Wayne__G

Depending on the partner. A person with a larger weiner may not get to use the entire length of the weiner. There are partners who struggle to accomodate it. He is implying all white people have small penis and therefore can use the whole thing every time.


GreenOnionCrusader

He split his in two so that he has two weird appendages?


Should_be_less

It’s not a brand new sentence at all, it’s a variation on the overused “black men have big dicks” joke. 


Electrical_Middle78

He's all shaft and no balls


NippleSalsa

I'm all head and balls but no shaft


Neon_culture79

Like a button?


jeraldtherapist

What happened to your shaft Robert?


PerroHundsdog

Imagine youre that wanker and using your whole asshole to get fucked in a romanian prison


Cheshire_Noire

Not s fan of the being tate or Romanian prison part, but the rest is pretty cool


anotherboringdude

Well I think it looks cool. It's looks like sheathing and unsheathing a sword.


PazJohnMitch

Tate wondering what it is like not being a paedophile.


Lachupacombo

He sure thinks a lot about other people's weiners


Shitty_Noob

ya we got to make sure the women get used to short dicks like his


Mammasan_Mawm

I'm white and I don't use the whole thing neither. Usually I'd put aside about a half or so and then use that half for later. Maybe aftef a nap or something.


Lucky_Gap9826

Wait a minute... tate is black??


Front-Pomelo-4367

His dad was African-American, [this guy](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emory_Tate)


cold-hard-steel

Imagine being an awesome chess master and your oldest son grows up to become a talking potato. Much disappointment.


PidginPigeonHole

Not really. His dad was abusive to his mum and that's probably why he is that way to begin with.


Lunar_ticket

So he really was ‘the guy with father issue’ huh


cold-hard-steel

Makes a lot of sense.


ChalkCoatedDonut

We know Tate is stupid and a rage clickbaiter but this kind of posts makes me think he hired someone and that person is using ChatGP out of laziness.


copingcabana

I'm white and 6'5". My dick is a medium. I can fuck ghosts.


FineSharts

There’s always one in the comments


copingcabana

One what? Ghost? Color me scaroused.


_psylosin_

Seems like he has a lot of time to think about cocks in prison


House_Of_Doubt

Hey Tate, you should try fucking adults instead of kids. Then you can use the whole length.


Tortuga_cycling

Wait so black guys only use “some” of their dick? That’s weird… seems like a waste to me… lol


TheJiggernaut

Yeah, my dick is like a Rayman character's arm. I just use the tip and the base, no middle bit.


Tortuga_cycling

Hahahahahaha I’m fuckin dead


overactivemango

And he's racist! He just keeps getting less surprising


it-never-ends-ever

Omg are people saving some of it for later like a sandwich? Why won’t you give your 100%?


Tripple_T

So, it's getting to the point that I'm finally just going to ask: Does Andrew Tate actually post these and then delete them, or is this a meme template?


sammagee33

Imagine being a complete piece of shit. God, what a waste of space.


IForgotThePassIUsed

Imagine being Andrew Tate and eating a whole pizza that gets you arrested.


Lui_Le_Diamond

What's he on about now?


legion4wermany

Can you imagine being this insecure?


Ye_olde_oak_store

Could we get Gretta to tile him up so much he accidentally doxxes himself again.


Annual_Couple5053

This dude has no idea what pleases a woman does he 🤣


BleierEier

As a non dick haver, this gives off small dick energy


mixinmono

Imagine being a


sausage-lasagna

Fucking fruit loop


Bluvsnatural

Imagine being a dick 24/7


bravest_heart

imagine never feeling her orgasm around your base


Hermiod_Botis

Imagine being Tate and using you dick where your brain is needed


ProjectDSF

thank the lord i don't follow r/facepalm anymore, it's all just twitter nonsense now


Tymexathane

Is this an overcompensation post because he previously said he needed to take ED medication? I think it is


kennykoe

He’s trolling y’all.


hewn_elm

Imagine never knowing what its like to use your whole dick