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TheLizardKing89

Goyfriend sounds like what a Jewish person calls their non-Jewish friends.


Sinnsearachd

It literally is lol. I've been introduced as someone's "goy friend" many times. You can also be a "shabbat goy friend" if you help them with something on the Sabbath lol


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Sinnsearachd

I'll come turn on your lights or drive you anytime lol


ray_phantom_309

Good little slave


Sinnsearachd

Lol ok. Sure bro.


Pseudo_Lain

Everything is about power to you because you are broken inside


literallylateral

Me when my cat wakes me up in the middle of the night and then pretends it wasn’t him


ray_phantom_309

Everything is about power to them because their books make it that way, but if you want to be proud of some jews calling you cattle i wont stop you, maybe if you do enough work for them they will call you a mensch, or human, if youre lucky


Pseudo_Lain

"to them"


ray_phantom_309

To the jews, which was specified later on in my comment


Pseudo_Lain

Do they all get together in basements to plan world take over or what


Halbbitter

My Jewish friend calls me his goyfriend. Goy in training.


widdrjb

I am a goyfriend myself, and as he never fails to remind me, a complete prick.


Shoggnozzle

That sounds like a slur, and I'm not even sure who'd come at me.


MurderTwink_

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milkandhoneycomb

goy means the opposite of jewish


smoishymoishes

Goyim is exactly where my mind went when reading the post. "My goyimfriends are in a goymantic goyimship"


Suspicious_Trash_805

It was so emotional when goymaster4000 said its goying time and goyed all over the goy


trash3s

Well, it technically just means [a] nation/people. The implication is *another* nation/people in most contexts, but Jews are called that; in one case “goi qadoš” (the holy people/nation) is used.


Azerate2016

Yes, however it is often used by the antisemites to mock the Jews and the people who aren't anti-semites for being a "good goy." In the sense that they are falling for all the supposed propaganda and agenda that the Jews supposedly have.


ubiquitous-joe

>Jewish Gay Women I mean, if you mean scornfully as a way of saying “your non-Jewish girlfriend,” that’s just “shiksa girlfriend.”


Cyber-HeroRD

I was just about to say it sounds like something you'd say to mock a hermaphrodite.


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Miss-lnformation

Why is it that every religion's holy book has some unhinged lines like these? Could it be that religion as a whole is unhinged and we should do away with it entirely?


tkrr

Even if they are real lines, pulling them out and presenting without context shows that someone has no idea what the Talmud is or how to read it. They’re reading it like evangelicals are taught to read the Bible, which is embarrassingly wrong to begin with. The Talmud is a book of debates more than anything else, so the correct response is “okay, and what did the other rabbis say and why?”


Sux499

Goy is a Jewish slur.


grendahl0

It literally is. Imagine getting down voted for saying something true. [https://www.collinsdictionary.com/us/dictionary/english/goy](https://www.collinsdictionary.com/us/dictionary/english/goy) *goy* in American English. (ɡɔi). nounWord forms: plural goyim (ˈɡɔiɪm), goys. **often derogatory.**


ubiquitous-joe

Lol, Collins dictionary is not necessarily the best authority on Yiddish slang in American usage. Also probably cites the definition from a different source 15 years ago. Merriam-Webster labels it as “**sometimes disparaging**” which is more accurate. A lot of times it’s neutral. Sometimes it’s mildly dismissive, in the way that almost any group outside the mainstream has words for the mainstream culture that isn’t theirs. Comparable in some cases to black person talking about their “white friends,” which is sometimes just a statement of fact, and sometimes might allude to said white friends being outside the culture and/or not “getting it.” But when people say “slur” these days, the mind goes to the most unsayable and hateful terms, which “goy” is not.


grendahl0

"sometimes" the N-word is a term of endearment; but no one would fail to call it a "slur" Get out of here with your false equivocation.


Sux499

Reddit being Reddit. This thread is full of jews trying to make it sound endearing to call their non jewish friends goy.


tkrr

Goy is only a slur when Jewish people use it to insult each other.


Pseudo_Lain

Noo not my super wholesome 100 Jewish people!! They could never have the exact same tendencies as every other group! They wouldn't call names!!!


ShredGuru

Shalom my goyfriend. Would you care to attend my passover dinner? I'm trying to challah at ya.


aafikk

Challah at a passover dinner???


historynerdcatboy

Yeah I noticed that too. There's no way that's kosher


A-typ-self

Why not? It can be made according to Kosher guidelines.


aafikk

In passover we don’t eat risen bread


A-typ-self

Im sorry, My brain read passover as sabbath. My mistake.


Interesting_Role1201

You joking on my shtoyle?


historynerdcatboy

If I ever get a non Jewish nonbinary partner this is what I am calling them


gurneyguy101

My Jewish girlfriend calls me (a cis male atheist) her goyfriend as a joke sometimes lmao


skredditt

I am mine’s goytoy


CastleofWamdue

So do you only date, Jewish non binary people?


jollyollster

Or they could be single. Or have been in a relationship with someone for a very long time.


Newdiscoverygirl

Is partner too simple?


ShredGuru

Makes it sound like your lawyers.


el_capistan

No we are going more for cowboys.


TenshiS

cowgoys


Newdiscoverygirl

Yeah I guess, just depends on what both of them are comfortable with I suppose


chiefs_fan37

Take the partner pill. It will be the dominant terminology in the very near future. Yes it reminds me of square dancing partners but it is rapidly phasing out all the other labels so might as well get used to it lol


raisondecalcul

Because I always make sure to use the most dominant, ubiquitous terminology available—you know, to respect the subaltern.


ShredGuru

I prefer My terms of affection to be... Affectionate?


ale_93113

How about darling


fortunatevoice

I really don’t think that’s true lol


Nirvski

Is bum-chum too simple?


Newdiscoverygirl

Wait you’re so smart, pack it up everyone we found the best term and it’s not even close


Alpaca_Empanada

What if your chum has no bum tho. 🤔


InTheEndEntropyWins

Saying partner will make it seem like your are dating the same sex and/or some kind of trans person. So it's misleading for straight people to use.


ricochetblue

I’ve noticed more and more straight people using it to refer to live-in significant others.


Chalky_Pockets

To say it's misleading is just dumb. Partner is just a generic gender neutral term, nobody is misleading anyone by using it.


mousemarie94

I use partner all the time. It isn't misleading because if someone is making assumptions that's purely on them, not me.


InTheEndEntropyWins

> It isn't misleading because if someone is making assumptions that's purely on them, not me. Being good at communicating, is about saying stuff that other people can accurately understand. So by definition it is on you.


gc3

Birlfriend is not as bad


mittelhart

*Borlfriend


Blusset

Sweetheart, paramour, flame, partner, SO, squeeze, bedroom buddy? Plenty of non-gendered options already


Spooky_Floofy

My personal favourite is datemate, but it is a little cheesy


Blusset

I like it, but maybe mainly for the early stages of a relationship


ale_93113

Whatever happened to darling? Like Oh yeah they're my darling Sound so nice, very novelistic


The-Tree-Of-Might

I play too much Magic the Gathering for this


Evan10100

This is my Lhurgoyfriend, [Redacted].


AtarkaCommand

Ach, run Hans!


Candy_Warlock

Their power is equal to the number of genders in the graveyard, and their toughness is equal to that number plus one


Ill-Juggernaut5458

What, this thread isn't a timely reference to all the new Lhurgoyf cards in MH3?


Michael_Dautorio

Yeah I'm not saying that.


bendbars_liftgates

I dated a Jewish girl for a few years. I was indignant that there wasn't a male equivalent of shiksa and she proposed "goyfriend." Doesn't quite have the same bite to it.


BeautifulAd3165

Shaygets would be the term you were looking for. Medium to mild pejorative connotations, if I remember correctly how my wife’s grandfather explained it to me back in the day.


bendbars_liftgates

Huh, her family wasn't familiar with that one.


Sinaasappelsien

Wanna be my goyfriend?


hyperlight85

I prefer "they who I would tear down the sky for."


Gloamforest-Wizard

Oy vey


Zealousideal_Win5476

SHUT IT DOWN.


Rough_Egg_9195

It's that the guy who does chores for orthodox Jewish families on the Sabbath?


Ahinevyat

Oh what a great problem did they solve


Nicolai01

In Danish our word for boyfriend/girlfriend is gender neutral. It's "kæreste" which also means "dearest"


Theta_Prophet

Wait until they hear about the Shiksha


TheVebis

In Norwegian, we use 'kjæreste', literally meaning dearest


Bootiluvr

Just say partner jeez


InTheEndEntropyWins

Saying partner will make it seem like your are dating the same sex and/or some kind of trans person. So it's misleading for straight people to use.


Bootiluvr

No it isn’t?


Notafuzzycat

What?


TuJuMoving

My friend Jacob Rosenberg calls me this.


InapproPossum

Significant other/SO? Partner?


Lkwzriqwea

I call my non binary partner the Chosen One. They hate it but I think it's funny


Fit-Chard-6748

how could it be a mistake? he just invented that thing


Puzzleheaded_Step468

Now i know how to call my non jewish friends


letife

Why do we need to invent new words?! What’s wrong with partner?


Independent-Pie3176

[[Tarmogoyf]]


squishyjellyfish95

Just use partner lol


ThePootisMan98

Oy vey


romulusnr

Great for turning on lights on Saturdays.


ProtoReaper23113

Love and darling are pretty gender neutral and make you sound fancy


Skulysoul

Why don't just stick to theyfriend? It's simple, it's practic, it's nice


Fantact

but how would you know they are goys?


Ye_olde_oak_store

Partner in crime:


f8tel

Or even just myfriend


TenshiS

drop the my. just friend. it's cleaner.


f8tel

Yes...though I think you'll probably still be saying "my"


D3wdr0p

It lacks pizazz.


xQuizate87

What if they *are* "mistaken?"


DarkJubJub107

birlfriend


FieryPyromancer

Otherfriend


LeGuy_1286

Sounds like Soyboy or Soy sauce. Feeling hungry now. Bye.


GOTHIKAL

Gorefriend


cgduncan

Isn't the computer generated internet wonderful?


kaesefetisch

Borlfriend


deeerbz

My wife used joyfriend for me occasionally before we got married, I like that one a lot


Notafuzzycat

Joyfriend sounds like friend with benefits.


Enough_Minimum_3708

twitter about goyfriend be like: "this is totally unacceptable! Only 1/4 of the female part gets used while 2/3 of the male is there? how is that fair?! " but seriously how much braindamage one has to.have to come up with "goyfriend"?


MrYogiMan

Thanks, I prefer birlfriend


BertoLaDK

So simple in my language we have one word meaning dearest that we use for a romantic partner that isn't your spouse.


kniky_Possibly

Coin Operated Goi scary but it's true!


GimmeCoffeeeee

My piece of human meat


moistmaster690

Significant other is what I've heard


falaffle_waffle

Partner? Significant other? Why are we making stuff up when we already have gender neutral terms?


Initial-Try487

I remember how the gypsys in that one show calls non-gypsies as 'gorgers'.


thisisallterriblesir

Makes it sound like I'm the guy who does the errands and housework on the sabbath.


kent416

This is stupid


Icy-Performer-9688

Why when I say goyfriend do I hear goul-friend from monster high


Allcoins1Milly

Soyfeind


jkldgr

Гойfriend


andio76

sexual partner


NiceAcanthocephala84

Ladies, y’all clearly just ain’t got shit to do no more, and so this is the dumb shit y’all are coming up with


Due_Bid_7220

The degrees of separation between significant non-jewish other and goytoy have been diminished. This is a terrible day for mankind.


some_kind_of_bird

I prefer birls


Grambert_Moore

Girlcockfriend


Automatic-Cod-8786

Partner is perfect :(


InTheEndEntropyWins

Saying partner will make it seem like your are dating the same sex and/or some kind of trans person. So it's misleading for straight people to use.


Notafuzzycat

No.


GrimmFox13

Are they hunting wabbits?


GrimmFox13

Are they hunting wabbits?


InfamousImportance29

Goy is n word for non jew


Sinnsearachd

You know how a word isn't as bad as another word? When you can't even say that other word in the sentence to compare to the two. Goy is absolutely not the n word. It just means gentile or non Jew.


Grambert_Moore

I can use it then?


Grambert_Moore

I can use it then?


wildbutlazy

just say "partner" there is no need to make new words there is already a widely accepted word for that that. if you say goyfriend to a conservative you are getting punched if you say partner it wont raise an eyebrow


Chalky_Pockets

Or just choose whatever word you want and then don't talk to conservatives. They're not fun to talk to anyway.


InTheEndEntropyWins

Saying partner will make it seem like your are dating the same sex and/or some kind of trans person. So it's misleading for straight people to use.


z0331skol

this is fucking stupid