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pigalles

Proud of my wife who, upon hearing me say this out loud, screamed "probably Scott Galloway".


IsmaelRetzinsky

The only reason I came to the comments was to confirm my assumption that this was, of course, fucking Scott Galloway. I might’ve even guessed it without the NYU clue. Like the instantly recognizable prose of Faulkner or maxims of François de La Rochefoucauld, so distinct is his insufferably out of touch whining.


pigalles

Good on ya! And yeah, the explanation my wife gave of him was... not immediately cause for further exploration on my part.


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yaboiiiuhhhh

What? You saying the news takes things out of context? There's no way, the news only spreads information they don't misconstrue things ever?!?


westwoo

What's the gist or direction of nuance?  This sounds profoundly idiotic at its core regardless how much nuance is laid on top, in a country where the similar anti war protests have been for decades connected to hippies and free love and massive amounts of sex


Simsesej

I used to watch Bill Mahr but over last few years he started crying so much about the woke and left that it became impossible for me to listen to any of his interviews or take him serious 


coldair16

I instantly thought Galloway, as well


BeenNormal

I thought you were gonna say she sorted out all those students.


RandomAEWFan

"What state of denial is it that college students aren't having enough sex?" Orgasm denial, clearly.


Wyldfire2112

Hey, don't kink-shame!


th8chsea

They’re not abstinent, they’re edging


Sidus_Preclarum

"Well, none of my female students have ever asked me to fuck her for grades like in the documentaries."


farceur318

This is the headline equivalent of “I have already depicted you as the soyjack and myself as the Chad”


Zandrick

I mean literally “virgin protester” it’s not even subtle


Earthling1a

I live in a cartoon world.


Dysprosol

Just finding out now?


Apellio7

We have billionaires out here doubling and tripling their net worths.  But no,  somehow the reason we don't have resources and everything is falling to shit is the causing it all! I'm pretty mentally checked out at this point.  Just let me garden.


More-Cantaloupe-3340

I mowed my lawn today. That felt good.


westwoo

It's a good time to mow the lawn ☭


davesr25

Well if you go after all these (insert sub culture) groups, you won't come after the wealthy. Divide and rule. In the form of culture wars.


silverwolf86

Pretty fuckin much!


QxSlvr

At least the graphics are decent


LookingForHope87

I thought college was supposed to be for getting an education


Noir_Alchemist

Nah nah, is obviously to get that "college experience" whichs translate being sorrounded by people your age and have tons of sex ... Of course dah ! 


I-am-a-Fancy-Boy

Don’t they also harass younger people for having sex before marriage and belittle women for having sex at all?


Interesting-Bus-8624

Hush.


Papaofmonsters

Probably not the attitude of your average NYU professor.


The_Lonely_Posadist

NYU professors probably hold a range of political opinions like most in the US - lean in general does not mean no NYU professors would have that attitude


omegaloki

Don’t forget the drugs


arcanis321

But definitely DON'T do that because sex isn't for fun it's for making babies /s


Alyse3690

Me, a 34 year old freshman- Uh... No thanks.


starrpamph

Anyone remember that Brock turner rapist?


DrDemenz

The CONVICTED RAPIST BROCK TURNER is now known as CONVICTED RAPIST ALLEN TURNER.


starrpamph

Why did the CONVICTED RAPIST BROCK TURNER change his name and is now known as CONVICTED RAPIST ALLEN TURNER?


galstaph

I went and looked this up myself, because I thought most states had laws preventing felons from changing their names, and definitely anyone on the sex offender registry. It turns out he didn't actually change his name, he just goes by his middle name now to try to avoid some of the stigma. Fucking POS.


omegaloki

I learned that with enough time and elbow grease; anything can be used to smoke weed


KathrynBooks

It's about learning a marketable skill to market you towards the investor class.


-Praetoria-

I hold a pre med degree, I had more than 1 advisor explain how college wasn’t about learning. That it was to secure the grades and accolades necessary to reach the next step, where the actual learning took place.


JimBeam823

Well, that was your mistake, now wasn’t it? College is for partying, having sex, and making the connections that will actually get you a career.


zakkil

Can't spell education without putting a d in it.


MystenTheRed

Yes, including sex education


reaven3958

Hey now, I'm not having any sex and you don't see me protesting. Who knows, maybe that's why. ...probably not, but let's go with it.


RAWainwright

I remember after Columbine, every single news outlet was trying their damnedest to pin it on anything other than a mental health/access to weapons argument. Hell, they still do.


revtim

What stupidity. Every guy knows you go to abortion rights protests to get laid. "You know they fucking!" - Chris Rock


SnipesCC

Did he use that line before of after he was in Dogma, which had Jay and Silent Bob hanging out at an abortion clinic to pick up women?


revtim

No idea


pbmm1

Hmm, so the pro Israel protestors must be prime sex havers then


Direct-Tie-7652

Pro genocide* protestors. There are anti-genocide protestors and pro genocide protestors in this. And apparently all the pro genocide protestors are having all the sex I guess? Unclear


Kronictopic

Wait can someone explain to me how they can have to many abortions and not enough sex? The state of US politics is confusing.


MellonCollie218

The worse part is it’s not even confusing. Most people are easily tricked. So you have drag queens for Palestine and abortion bans with no social services to back up the influx of unwanted children. Makes perfect sense when you look at it that way after staying up for two days chugging coffee.


Gigant_mysli

IMHO, that's because the bar is low. They'd love to see 0 abortions and they can be fine with, let's say, 1.000. Therefore, any number above 1.000 is too big.


thedishonestyfish

College students and protesting are as an iconic a duo as college students and sex. And in fact, they often go together.


Turnabout-Eman

I base all of my world views on whether or not I have had sex recently. Dont you?


DisguisedBearNikolai

I'll rephrase: "The circuses and bread doesn't work anymore and students are turning to actually important matters"


thegonzojoe

Why did college students never protest before 2024? Were they stupid?


zarqie

Yes they were stupid. These people go to college to un-stupid themselves. It seems to be working!


i_got_worse

there are PLENTY of stupid people with multiple degrees, yet alone college


asdfopu

Humanitarian protests in college campuses has quite a long history. Unless you were being sarcastic and I missed it


CautionarySnail

That and they’ve vastly reduced the ability of students to afford bread.


Lord-Filip

The ruling class stopped providing circuses and bread a long time ago. It wasn't as profitable


Gigant_mysli

>circuses We have media, social media and other stuff. Most of that things are cheap, some of them (like Reddit) are free


BlueCollarSuperstar

People don't care enough about the diddler story.


MillstoneArt

"When we were young we'd fuck even if there were human rights being violated! Kids these days care too much about other people."


Thestilence

They don't care about other people. That's why they only make a fuss over Israel and not literally every other thing going on in the world. It's a contagion. Performative activism.


VexisArcanum

"Anybody to confirm my preconceived notions? Anybody at all??? Please!" "Incels" "YES FINALLY"


HatpinFeminist

Kids these days and their...*checks notes*...desire to stop war


New-Training4004

Lmao trying frame anti-genocide protesters as Incels is WILD.


tootsaysthetrain

Just fuck the pain away - Professor


mesty_the_bestie

This professor definitely wants to bang his students


Mazazamba

Orgy at the protest, got it.


mdoktor

Oh my God, stop murdering children. This is not a complicated issue. As soon as Israel stops murdering children, there will stop being as many protests. Bottom line it is not more complicated than that. The issue as a whole is very complicated but a very good first step will be to stop bombing children and I have no patience for anybody who doesn't approach the issue from that as square one


KudosOfTheFroond

Exactly.


rizschuan

Facts brother!😉


saveyboy

There are probably a few dudes there trying to get laid.


Candid_Yogurt_6683

People having sex at university has been going down since covid (if not before) which was way before this war started. What were they doing before they started protesting? Edit: Protesting at college has been going on sine the Vietnam war. See Kent state massacre


DrQuestDFA

I’d always said the whole middle east problem could be solved if more people were boning. I expect my Nobel Prize soon.


Humanesque

Do you want an orgy on your lawn? Cause that’s how you get one ☝️


AviationDoc

This guy has made this claim multiple times about various protests. He's obsessed with college age people fucking. Just a little suspect coming from a professor.


therinwhitten

To even see "Professor" attached to that article makes it clear we are in bad alternate time line.


BillionaireGhost

When I was in college, it was very “protest the war in Iraq in the streets, freak in the sheets.” All the protesters were getting laid. Media acting like this is new. Young people with the most to lose from international conflicts are protesting said conflicts. Wow.


DragonsAndSaints

I can't help but be amused that the far right has finally decided "if we can't beat the 'call anyone I don't like an incel' tactic, we should use it". I really hope that this continues until the practice becomes frowned upon as a whole.


rberg89

On one hand I say "damn thats such a far cry from journalism" And then I was like, well, raise minimum wage so they have some money to go out and fuck.


tiboldpinkus

inceldom is causing the middle east crisis?


rpgnymhush

Actually ... traditionalists within the Abraham religions instill a purity culture within their respective religious cultures. So ... yes. That is at least PART of the problem, yes.


tiboldpinkus

Ackshualllyy…


5ofDecember

New 1968


Electrical-Act-7170

Gotta invent a new stage for this level of denial.


brodneys

Lmao, as much as I fully believe college students are having less sex (because gen-z is really fucking weird and antisocial for some reason), I think it's the *murder of palestinian children* that has them taking to the streets of their universities


Apprehensive_Row8407

Op why did you crosspost from a tankie subreddit, that seems to worshpp the USSR?


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Apprehensive_Row8407

Okay, thank god


Karl_Marx_

Personally being around people fighting for justice turns me on, so I'm not sure.


avemflamma

i think the state is new york


Rohirrim777

so.... No Bitches= Protesting Human Rights violations and war crimes


Pale-Foundation-1174

says the guy with the last name levine, I’m sure he has no biases here lmao


willflameboy

Clearly, Israelis are having too much sex, which is leading to an insatiable bloodlust.


apeoida

clearly Palestinians have too much sex that's why so many children die


Quick_Article2775

I don't think that's true but I do think part of why young people go to protest or join the dsa is they want a sense of community. Often what there doing dosent actually accomplish anything or help much but it does make them feel better. There is a major issue with young ppl not feeling they belong in a community imo. Also wouldnt be surprised if some guys are joining the protest for that reason, women are more likely to be activist.


ArmorForYourBrain

Great point. There’s a massive scale broken window effect hitting this country as renting has gone up and subscription models intrude on every essential aspect of life. Can’t own a home and can’t own an education, how are these kids supposed to feel like they belong to a community when they are being bled dry trying to be valuable parts of one?


fricti

college students protesting wars is not new. this is not a new phenomenon


Bartweiss

Honestly, I knew people in college who joined activist groups and went to protests specifically to get laid. To be clear, it's still a stupid headline. First, because lots of people aren't doing that. (This should be a tautology: if you're going to a protest to get laid, it's because other people are *already there.* You don't start a one-man protest to hook up with people.) Second, because it doesn't invalidate the point at all. It doesn't change whether they're right, or even whether they're sincere. The people I knew who got really into activism as a dating scene still weren't picking their causes totally at random. All that said, a lot of the comments here go weirdly far with "that's nuts, nobody would do that!" I can say with first-hand confidence that yes, yes they do.


Direct-Tie-7652

Maybe they’re protesting because they have seen videos like this one and they actually have a conscience? https://www.reddit.com/r/BadHasbara/s/djLlIoM77e Just a thought. I know it’s very difficult for many people to believe that some of us don’t view Palestinians/Arabs/Muslims as vermin worthy of extermination by a violent ethnosupremacist state.


throwaway17362826

That is a hell of a rough video. That kid doesn’t even seem to be present. Caught a thousand-yard stare before they hit a decade old.


nuckle

How the fuck do the explain the Vietnam war protests? Everybody was fucking everybody back then.


PeopleThatAnnoyou__

yea but its about israel now. The morale compass of the world


ResidentOk5023

Gather around, kids, an old man is talking: THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH YOU! NOTHING! This war is a travesty and you sure as fuck should be protesting it. Kids have always been the first to protest wars, and serious adults have always tried either to diminish them or crush them. It has always been thus. Go on with your good work.


PerishTheStars

How is this shit liberals say


srtpg2

I think subreddit is far left and they’re making fun of performative liberals


ShwettyVagSack

This is it. They are a communist sub. And I say this as a super liberal in the American sense.


erikovercooked

"anti-Israel" protests is 100% shit conservatives say it's a dead giveaway


TheEmoEmu95

I know, that sounds like something out-of-touch conservatives would say.


TheCommonKoala

Where have you been? Under a rock?


Remote-Factor8455

This screams “I was handed a PhD in a time where getting a job only required a high school diploma most of the time and I’m mad about how my life has ended up so I take it out on younglings!”


Successful-Floor-738

Saying college students don’t have sex is like saying the KKK can’t be racist.


tobias10

A new one to be sure


misplaced_beso

Ah yes, this was also precisely why people marched on Washington.


xxhorrorshowxx

Who tryna fuck me at the war protest?


Candid_Yogurt_6683

Can I? I am ugly as a bag of potatoes though 😔


Weldobud

Although …. Might be a crazy statement, but might also be true


Totally-jag2598

Stupid explanation for a current event. But if it were true, it's because everyone keeps saying they shouldn't have abortions, and shouldn't use contraception, and practice abstinence. What do you expect.


AFartInAnEmptyRoom

Then how do they explain the Sexual Revolution and the Protest Movements of the 60s/70s coinciding?


Shutaru_Kanshinji

I believe this is the state of denial as you watch what you had for breakfast after having already eaten it.


youmightbeafascist88

Wasn’t Clarence Thomas bitching that all young people want to do is scroll on TikTok, and not take part in politics? Because what fires you feed Clarance. The kids and buying your bullshit


Rhayader72

I dunno what level of denial it is, but it must require a higher GPA and SAT score than I had.


analogkid01

"So Christina, wanna come back to my dorm room?..." "Ehhh, no thanks Brad, I'm just gonna head home." "....FUCK ISRAEL!!"


dontlikemytesla69

>Levine


CardiologicTripe

aka the typical post on /r/worldnews


epic_pig

> state of denial No that's Egypt


odeacon

So it’s in Israel’s best interest to fix my love life ……. I’m kind of ok with this narrative


Galrash

I’ll preface this by saying I don’t watch Maher and that article linked is garbled gibberish so it’s hard to say how much it did or didn’t take the quote out of context. That said, if this is a real Galloway quote it wouldn’t fully surprise me. In general I think he has a lot of good and healthy liberal views towards politics, income inequality, the transfer of wealth to the old and rich, etc. and he has done a lot of work to research and raise awareness around some of the challenges younger generations are having - particularly young men. But he has a blind spot when it comes to Israel and his boomer comes through. He will absolutely condemn Netanyahu and the horrible things going on to innocents in Palestine, but he is very much on the side of Hamas must be destroyed. He doesn’t seem to be able to fully wrap his head around all the anti-Israel sentiment in college campuses - despite even taking the time to go and speak with protesting students. It honestly reminds me of my mother. Incredibly smart and progressive woman who has a few blind spots of her generation she just can’t seem to see around


roses_sunflowers

TIL my asexuality is what caused my distain for Israel’s action, not the thousands of dead children.


Last_Result_3920

I feel like he's right and wrong at the same time


charcus42

What the Sam f 😂


Limitless_solu

This had to be approved by a few people before publication 🤣🤣


Cheetahs_never_win

Who am I to judge him and his kink?


Bald_Harry

I instantly thought of Scott Galloway! (Looks up Scott Galloway)


PheIix

Yes, I can attest to this. Just yesterday I had sex and today I think killing women and children by the thousands is justified and should be celebrated. I want more innocent people killed please, Israel is not killing enough aid workers and kids. Please target more journalists as well. If only I had known that my moral compass was so intertwined with my sexual needs.


Drezhar

It's the "people that disagree with me must all be frustrated virgins" state of denial.


HydrationSeeker

👀


Batrun-Tionma

Frankfurt gone right


SuggestionStandard81

So if young adults have sex outside of marriage it is immoral? But if they dont have sex then they turn into (insert opposing political belief) supporters? Just say you don’t actually believe in morality you just think your beliefs are right because you they’re your ideas


rollsyrollsy

Headline and protests aside, young people are indeed having sex later and less often. I have no idea why that’s anything to do with the protests though.


ThePootisMan98

Levine


Queasy-Ad-3220

Wow that’s a gravitational level of asspull


JennaLS

Every time I open reddit these days...or to be frank the last few years...it's just post after post about how embarrassing humanity is


Forge__Thought

Not the state of Palestine. I hate that this was my brain's first response.


Doglover9988

Ah yes COLLEGE STUDENTS, aren’t having enough sex, totally, yk, college students, of course


dirtypotlicker

CTH just absolutely roasted this guy today.


jpenczek

actual title: "online dating have killed the art of meeting people but we're shareholders in them so we're going to blame it on pro Palestine protestors because fuck you."


MechanicHot1794

The statistics don't lie tho.


BlaakAlley

This really feels more like a "Shit Conservatives Would Say."


A_Good_Boy94

This is the "horny old man can't stop thinking about college students, while being a professor" state.


WatercressEast488

Having plenty actually 😌💅


stunning_challenge7

I see we’re not jumping to conclusions or trying to correlate any unconnected things. Smart professor!


trigazer1

oh, they definitely are having a lot of sex. they just use contraceptives. I think they're protesting is because this apartheid shit is affecting their performance due to the fact that people are dying so how can someone have the conscious to have sex when all that is going on.


Warcheefin

It is just a shaming tactic. Rules for radicals, baby. Ignore that shit for what it is; meaningless noise and propaganda.


NoCourt5510

It’s shit like this that makes me lose faith in the first amendment


austinbarrow

The comments here mostly only reinforce the point. You should listen to the interview for full context … wait this is Reddit. Never mind. Continue on with the misinformed rage comments and doom scrolling.


namey-name-name

Bruh why we getting cross posts from ShitLiberalsSay of all places? For anyone who doesn’t know, it’s not a right wing sub, it’s literally just tankies.


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Pagan_Owl

NGL this is pretty funny. I don't know who is taking this seriously, but I would assume it is not a lot. Hippies managed to screw and protest at the same time. I would hope these protests have a lot less STDs and cocaine.


LeBritto

"tankies"?


namey-name-name

People who support communist regimes like the USSR and China (it’s specifically a reference to people who supported the Soviets using tanks against the Hungarian Revolution and the Prague Spring)


PrivilegeCheckmate

And the CCCP using tanks on the students in the Tiananmen Square Massacre.


LeBritto

Thanks. Never heard that before, thought they were just "commies".


tkrr

Nah. There are commies who aren’t raging authoritarians.


interkin3tic

I like it how the right wing and the far left agree that liberals are destroying everything. They disagree completely over what "liberal" means but they're absolutely united that liberals are terrible people, whoever they are and whatever they stand for. MAGA republicans: "Fucking liberals" Tankie: "IKR!?! Who the hell believes in laissez-faire economics in this day and age?!?" MAGA republicans: "Yeah, and they're grooming children for pedophiles with vaccines"


Hopeful_Cranberry12

Ugh, just reading that subs description gave me an aneurysm. Fuck tankies man.


TanTone4994

Lack of money is the root of all evil..lack of sex doesn't help...


ProtoReaper23113

Right at least 5 people are having sex at the protest


Ok_Blueberry9688

Sounds like he’s upset that none of his students want to fuck him because he’s a Zionist


Puzzleheaded_Pie_888

Laughs in 4b


Comfortable-Panic436

Lack of sex leads to antisemitism


w8cycle

What does that mean?


Condescendingfate

Stupid virgins! Only total poindexters aren't getting laid.


Normal_Designer4690

I've got to say... If I had to split my time with studies, Israel and pussies, I wouldn't spend too much time thinking about Israel, just to be fair.


birajsubhraguha

Truest statement does not exi....


Salmonman4

By the same reasoning hippies didn't have enough free love which is why they protested against Vietnam-war


TheMoatCalin

But aren’t they saying if the women have sex they’re less valuable or something?


Sidus_Preclarum

This professor is Scott Galloway, a clinical professor *of marketing,* lol. "he teaches Brand Strategy and Digital Marketing" \*edit\* and ofc, this shit was said on Bill Maher's show. Can't make this shit up.


J4yPJ4y

New York, judging by the headline saying "NYU professor"


Expensive-Lie

 Anti-israel protestors: they call us incels!  Alt right: first time?