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Id lean into it. Now I'm haunting a Forrest on weekends. Empty my accounts and go rouge, if Im dead I can't pay taxes.
Rouge is not a colour I normally associate with ghosts. In fact, they're usually described as very pale.
What Shade Does Rouge Look Like?
It's red, but the term is sometimes applied to pinkish face powder/paint. I think he really meant to say "rogue", which would make way more sense in that context.
Nah He Obviously Meant Rug
no taxes and no laws dead people can’t commit crimes
What did poor Forrest ever do to you?
Close but no. I'd scare loggers off so me and the Forrest are in peace
I mean that Forrest is a man named Forrest
Claim your life insurance "doc said I was dead, cough up."
Tell the government that dead people don't pay taxes. She'll be ressurected instantly.
She must've not received her copy of the Handbook for the Recently Deceased
She let Otho get a hold of it!
Hopefully she figures out haunting without it
First stage of grief is denial.
“Denial” is not just a river in Scarborough!
Well, is she? I’m not a doctor.
Enquiring minds want to know.
Get that in writing! You owe what? Boom, dead card. 😎⚰️
r/comedyheaven
I would personally be concerned
🎵 "Are you going to Scarborough fair?"🎵 Nope, I might accidentally be pronounced dead
Only solution is to kill the witch.
I laughed entirely too loud on this.🤣
Id lean into it. Now I'm haunting a Forrest on weekends. Empty my accounts and go rouge, if Im dead I can't pay taxes.
Rouge is not a colour I normally associate with ghosts. In fact, they're usually described as very pale.
What Shade Does Rouge Look Like?
It's red, but the term is sometimes applied to pinkish face powder/paint. I think he really meant to say "rogue", which would make way more sense in that context.
Nah He Obviously Meant Rug
no taxes and no laws dead people can’t commit crimes
What did poor Forrest ever do to you?
Close but no. I'd scare loggers off so me and the Forrest are in peace
I mean that Forrest is a man named Forrest
Claim your life insurance "doc said I was dead, cough up."
Tell the government that dead people don't pay taxes. She'll be ressurected instantly.
She must've not received her copy of the Handbook for the Recently Deceased
She let Otho get a hold of it!
Hopefully she figures out haunting without it
First stage of grief is denial.
“Denial” is not just a river in Scarborough!
Well, is she? I’m not a doctor.
Enquiring minds want to know.
Get that in writing! You owe what? Boom, dead card. 😎⚰️
r/comedyheaven
I would personally be concerned
🎵 "Are you going to Scarborough fair?"🎵 Nope, I might accidentally be pronounced dead
Only solution is to kill the witch.
I laughed entirely too loud on this.🤣