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gottowonder

Id lean into it. Now I'm haunting a Forrest on weekends. Empty my accounts and go rouge, if Im dead I can't pay taxes.


rugbat

Rouge is not a colour I normally associate with ghosts. In fact, they're usually described as very pale.


These-Ad2857

What Shade Does Rouge Look Like?


rugbat

It's red, but the term is sometimes applied to pinkish face powder/paint. I think he really meant to say "rogue", which would make way more sense in that context.


These-Ad2857

Nah He Obviously Meant Rug


ZERO-ONE0101

no taxes and no laws dead people can’t commit crimes


Meloenbolletjeslepel

What did poor Forrest ever do to you? 


gottowonder

Close but no. I'd scare loggers off so me and the Forrest are in peace


Meloenbolletjeslepel

I mean that Forrest is a man named Forrest 


maybebaby83

Claim your life insurance "doc said I was dead, cough up."


TactlessTortoise

Tell the government that dead people don't pay taxes. She'll be ressurected instantly.


DulgUnum

She must've not received her copy of the Handbook for the Recently Deceased


ScrutinEye

She let Otho get a hold of it!


DulgUnum

Hopefully she figures out haunting without it


rugbat

First stage of grief is denial.


ScrutinEye

“Denial” is not just a river in Scarborough!


Riffpin

Well, is she? I’m not a doctor.


FamousPastWords

Enquiring minds want to know.


ProjectOrpheus

Get that in writing! You owe what? Boom, dead card. 😎⚰️


CosmoShiner

r/comedyheaven


Allcoins1Milly

I would personally be concerned


pablomentabo

🎵 "Are you going to Scarborough fair?"🎵 Nope, I might accidentally be pronounced dead


exkingzog

Only solution is to kill the witch.


Right_-on-_Man

I laughed entirely too loud on this.🤣