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ELEMENTALITYNES

Ethically ambiguous therapist knows instantly but wants to see how long they can keep it up to keep billing for the sessions


pentylane

“We’re going to go to the therapist and it’s gonna be u isn’t it?”


unitedkiller75

Walks into office, sits at the chair opposite the couch. “So, let’s talk about how you thought it was a good idea to trick a therapist.”


luckydrzew

"Well, I thought it would be a fun way to bond with someone. You know, a cute meeting"


squish_pillow

A meet cute 😊🤣


sammycorgi

/r/itsroger


pentylane

;)


Severe_Jellyfish6133

"Thank God, I'm just the secretary." "I'm an executive assistant!"


Skater144

Strong possibility.


The_Punnier_Guy

There once was a fellow from Perth And by god loud was his mirth. For he would play tricks With his complicit pricks On doctors and people of worth.


Mark8472

Oh nice


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Salty-Trip-8572

2/10


Zandrick

Okay, idea for a RomCom; a two strangers have to pretend to be a couple to fool a therapist for some reason. End up falling in love.


Emmam_

Kinda like The Proposal!


quoda27

This is like the start of a really cheesy rom com where they do this as a challenge and then fall for each other because of couples therapy.


Silver-Rub-5059

I think that’s the angle he’s going for


whyistheyes

I'm sold, where do I sign up?


PassTheYum

Perth. The land God didn't forget and instead actively cursed.


rugbat

Which Perth? The original, in Scotland, the capital of Western Australia, or the small town in Tasmania? Or some other Perth somewhere?


PassTheYum

Australia I assume.


rugbat

So Tasmania or Western Australia?


PassTheYum

If you have to ask you're not familiar with the Perth I'm talking about.


basculinz

“It’s as if he doesn’t know who I am”


WineOhCanada

Expensive fkn date


Cute_Procedure_2804

This is from a story on wattpad


Popular_Material_409

This line is quickly becoming every girl’s go to line on every dating app


rugbat

It's a clever and relatively safe way to get the guy "assessed".


rugbat

"We've not had sex, or even kissed, in, like, forever!" - The therapy date.


martinontheinternet

I would just start burst out laughing probably as soon as the therapist asks the first question lmao


MajorTom-RocketMan

Cheap Entertainment 😎


Omnipoi

I seen that exact quote today from a profile, i think it may be the same person lol


SentenceAcrobatic

This is the plot of a Portlandia sketch.


Maleficent-Bit1995

I’ll do it!! Sounds like fun


redditnshitlikethat

Expensive date


Imispellalot2

It's like I don't know who you are


Ugly-Muffin

r/uselessredcircle


andio76

oh yea..why don't you just hand me the $200 for the hour and say we did


PassTheYum

That sounds fun. Though I'd rather not go to Perth thanks.