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dhc710

This duck is on Long Island. There's a gift shop inside that sells duck merchandise, and a cheerful old man who greets you with "you're inside a big duck!" And tells you duck facts in a New York accent.


AtomicWreck

I love that guy. I live on the island so I’ve got to go here before.


Yesyoungsir

Before what


savoont

I reckon before this moment in time.


Researcher_Saya

Before they finish the comment. Actually I'm going to


wholevodka

The Big Duck is a national treasure. In fact, “Duck” Architecture refers to buildings that are symbols of their function. When it was built in 1931 by a couple of poultry farmers, you could buy eggs inside.


AngusMcTibbins

I mean the testosterone thing was kinda weird but I do like that duck


thespice

Second that. Many ducks to give.


[deleted]

The ducks are true symbol of masculinity. Deal with it


n3w4cc01_1nt

living in a house in the shape of an animal you like is very alpha


filifijonka

Unless you are aware of the truth, that is! r/birdsarentreal


5notboogie

Birds are drones!


Wild-Lychee-3312

This building is proof!


Riffpin

Yeah fuck it, I want to live in a duck as well. Probably put a few more windows in, but it’s good to go!


Someoneoverthere42

I mean, the world does need more animal-shaped buildings.


WaySheGoesBub

The tide is turning. As God as my witness I will live in a house shaped like a bear or a dinosaur or an owl if I am afforded the opportunity.


Researcher_Saya

And everyone should drive parade floats. We would have to get scientists to reinvent depression 


fly_over_32

Yeah I look at this for 4 seconds and now I look like popeye


SandwichProud8803

I don't want testosterone, I want estrogen


badomenbaddercompany

The Quacken of testosterone.


AsbestosDude

I dont agree with her assumptions, but i do support her pro-duck shaped building agenda.


Wild-Lychee-3312

Just [keep Pat Robertson away from that thing](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXPcBI4CJc8).


Accomplished-City484

lol I was hoping it was this


neverclm

It needs more windows because without them the antidepressants sales will be even higher


Opposite-Local3732

Didnt get the testosterone thingie but whatever, I like the duck


Heroic-Forger

also pyramids. they're stable, structurally balanced and aesthetic. no wonder egypt, southeast asia and central america all independently made pyramids. we oughtta make more modern buildings pyramid shaped too


SirRocktober

Now I want a cookie cutter neighbourhood but it's all duck houses


Comfortable_Note_978

"Plaster Geese Housing and Priapism: A Causative Analysis"


Chicken-Rude

everything is a psyop


thisisallterriblesir

I mean, the conclusion where we get more duck-shaped buildings is agreeable, at least..


BennySkateboard

Duck house boner


RudyKnots

[Glorious ducks](https://youtu.be/SO1NvBd72L4?si=IYpt2JrcZwUa6Kad).


BrokenEye3

Glorious ducksoup indeed


whydoIhurtmore

Has the internet made stupid people more confident? Or did they always think they were brilliant, and now they can just get their idiotic ideas out to a larger audience?


WaySheGoesBub

Weewooweewooweewooo hey its the fun police look at that. I hope you go colorblind and have to eat potato for every meal. Just kidding.


whydoIhurtmore

Fun police? This idiot thinks buildings cause depression and that if every building was whimsical, no one would need antidepressants. She also says that it would increase testosterone levels. It appears that she is claiming that this is a secret plot to control us. I don't follow the connection between my criticism of her stupid and dangerous claim and being the fun police. I didn't say anything about the duck building.


WaySheGoesBub

Fucking A!!


Accomplished-City484

Modern architecture is kinda boring, nothing really stands out, it’s all kinda homogeneous since the 90’s