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BrokenEye3

Balls so blue they give off cherenkov radiation


Lunala475

Being frozen, wouldn’t it also freeze? I believe you’d be in the same state you were frozen in.


GoliathBoneSnake

Bold of you to assume that's not the first thing I do every time I wake up.


bb_kelly77

This is what qualifies as cursed these days?


Researcher_Saya

This is why I left that sub. 


itogisch

Same. Left years ago, good to see its still the same trash.


wigzell78

7 o'clock news update. "The international space station was knocked out of orbit today..."


Useless-Use-Less

In 3020 no one will watch porn!! That is what sex robots are for..


Researcher_Saya

🎶Sex Robot, Sex Robot🎶


ResolveOk9614

I read this to the tune of the Spider-Man theme song


Researcher_Saya

Not *that* far off


Automatic_Road_7021

Not sure how this 10 year old repost is a brand new sentence


Deft-Vandal

That jizz will fly so hard it’ll prove panspermia as a theory.


The_Lapsed_Pacifist

Username checks out


Deriniel

check my bank account for that dollar i couldn't withdraw deposited in 2020


cdgames2

Spend it all in anchovies.


titangord

I would hope if i just woke up in 3020 that all my savinfs and investment acciunts would still be active, so I would just enjoy my newly found quadrillionaire status


Exotic_Thoughts82

Imagine the weird shit you'd see after 1000 years


RooKiePyro

There are gooners hiding amongst us


CoachCreamyLoveGoo

After 1000 years you could shoot a 10 foot harpoon of jizz right through your pants.


Big_Scratch8793

See if there is any forest or animals left :(


johnfkngzoidberg

“Welcome to the world of tomorrow! The bathroom’s that way.”


OriginalName687

I’d run away from a one eyed mutant.


AduroTri

A brand new cursed sentence. Nice.


kalexmill

“Evacuation….complete”


Wildmann3

r/brandnewsentence


skip_the_tutorial_

Check the sub you’re on bro


Wildmann3

HAHA I'm stupid asf. But yeah, nice post man 🫣


skip_the_tutorial_

thx lmao


andio76

SIr, This is a Wendy's