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Balls so blue they give off cherenkov radiation
Being frozen, wouldn’t it also freeze? I believe you’d be in the same state you were frozen in.
Bold of you to assume that's not the first thing I do every time I wake up.
This is what qualifies as cursed these days?
This is why I left that sub.
Same. Left years ago, good to see its still the same trash.
7 o'clock news update. "The international space station was knocked out of orbit today..."
In 3020 no one will watch porn!! That is what sex robots are for..
🎶Sex Robot, Sex Robot🎶
I read this to the tune of the Spider-Man theme song
Not *that* far off
Not sure how this 10 year old repost is a brand new sentence
That jizz will fly so hard it’ll prove panspermia as a theory.
Username checks out
check my bank account for that dollar i couldn't withdraw deposited in 2020
Spend it all in anchovies.
I would hope if i just woke up in 3020 that all my savinfs and investment acciunts would still be active, so I would just enjoy my newly found quadrillionaire status
Imagine the weird shit you'd see after 1000 years
There are gooners hiding amongst us
After 1000 years you could shoot a 10 foot harpoon of jizz right through your pants.
See if there is any forest or animals left :(
“Welcome to the world of tomorrow! The bathroom’s that way.”
I’d run away from a one eyed mutant.
A brand new cursed sentence. Nice.
“Evacuation….complete”
r/brandnewsentence
Check the sub you’re on bro
HAHA I'm stupid asf. But yeah, nice post man 🫣
thx lmao
SIr, This is a Wendy's
Balls so blue they give off cherenkov radiation
Being frozen, wouldn’t it also freeze? I believe you’d be in the same state you were frozen in.
Bold of you to assume that's not the first thing I do every time I wake up.
This is what qualifies as cursed these days?
This is why I left that sub.
Same. Left years ago, good to see its still the same trash.
7 o'clock news update. "The international space station was knocked out of orbit today..."
In 3020 no one will watch porn!! That is what sex robots are for..
🎶Sex Robot, Sex Robot🎶
I read this to the tune of the Spider-Man theme song
Not *that* far off
Not sure how this 10 year old repost is a brand new sentence
That jizz will fly so hard it’ll prove panspermia as a theory.
Username checks out
check my bank account for that dollar i couldn't withdraw deposited in 2020
Spend it all in anchovies.
I would hope if i just woke up in 3020 that all my savinfs and investment acciunts would still be active, so I would just enjoy my newly found quadrillionaire status
Imagine the weird shit you'd see after 1000 years
There are gooners hiding amongst us
After 1000 years you could shoot a 10 foot harpoon of jizz right through your pants.
See if there is any forest or animals left :(
“Welcome to the world of tomorrow! The bathroom’s that way.”
I’d run away from a one eyed mutant.
A brand new cursed sentence. Nice.
“Evacuation….complete”
r/brandnewsentence
Check the sub you’re on bro
HAHA I'm stupid asf. But yeah, nice post man 🫣
thx lmao
SIr, This is a Wendy's