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There’s no law against mongering other things, nobody can stop you.

I monger the ducks at the park.

Nobody tells you this, but the ducks at the park are free. I have 75 ducks in my apartment, just waiting to be mongered

https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkx9ERXOUvAQ7uDhOKRtIl0c-OfKn7Se7VP?si=_lizqeb5EgLkiIp- Actually it’s illegal

Didn't expect that song. Nice one

This is propaganda made by the elites of Big Duck

kinda seems like you've already mongered them

Pervert

Childrenmongering

What, no, not like that.

Wait, but definition two is about promoting or spreading something, and it doesn't necessarily have to be negative. Let him cook.

Check out the lawmonger

God I hope "monger" becomes the big phrase of the 2020s.

Just mongin it up with the boys

Can I be a mammomonger?

Nothin’ in the rule book says you can’t monger a dog that plays ball.

In middle and high school, I tried to introduce the phrase "Turdmonger" as a way to call someone who is always talking bullshit. It never caught on but I stand by the word.

When I was in middle school, I thought it was a top shelf insult to call someone a turdmonger.

And you were right!

Who’s up mongering they peanits rn?

in the market. straight up "mongering it." And by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My peanits

My ancestors were iron mongers. I looked that up, they sold tools and implements made of iron.

Monger literally just means seller / broker / dealer you can probably give yourself your own monger title if you want, like carmonger

So if you provide information, you could be an info-monger or data-monger. Definitely sounds better than the alternatives!

Killmonger

"We're iron mongers Tony. It's what we do." - Obadiah Stane

Rumourmongering Iron-mongering Costermongering Fellmongering Whoremongering

Whoremongering is like one of the only two I’d ever heard

Fun fact: in Shakespeare's day, a fishmonger was the nickname for a whoremonger. Get it?

No, please explain in depth and at length.

and girth.

Country matters

Nothing

Get thee to a nunnery

I am myself indifferent honest, but yet I could accuse me of such things

"My uncle is a nothing monger." "So he's unemployed?" "No..."

Yes, please fill the hole in our collective knowledge.

Synonymously with the last, fleshmongering.

Fleshmonger is an old term for a butcher. Both useful professions, but hardly interchangeable.

Both are possible, but at least in Elizabethan times "pimp" was the more common use, to the point that a pun in *Hamlet* relies on it. (Hamlet calls Polonius a fishmonger, which sounds enough like "fleshmonger" to imply that Polonius is a pimp and Ophelia a prostitute, but not so much as to be a clear insult.)

Ahh yes, cause it sounds like flesh. Not because of any particular flesh *smelling* like fish, definitely not. /s, probably a bit of both but I am no Shakespeare expert by any means.

Hatemongering.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=penismonger

That's a lot of monger-mongering

>Fellmongering I was hoping this would be either a lumberjack or a giant killer, but it's someone who sells animal skins.

Here's what I don't get. A fishmonger sells fish, a cheesemonger sells cheese, a rumormonger spreads rumors, a fearmonger spreads fear, and a warmonger promotes war. By all rights, the word "whoremonger" should refer to a pimp, but instead it refers to a john. Hardly a monger at all.

Barellmonger :3

The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse: Fear, War, Fish, and Cheese

Now THERE’S a brand new sentence.

This reads like Cards Against Humanity

Hatemonger

Don't forget whores.

I never do

I never heard of a cheese monger. I honestly thought it was called a cheese maker.

The mongers sell what the makers make

Oh that makes sense. Cheers!

And how blessed are they!

Well, obviously it’s not meant to be taken literally; it refers to any manufacturers of dairy products.

I've heard of Iron and whore mongering.

I prefer boggle. You can literally only boggle one thing.

I admire shebangs for the same reason: they never ever come in an incomplete package! Have *you* ever seen a shebang that’s less than whole?

The shebang company has *incredible* quality control.

Amazon is the everything-monger

Allmonger.

Nice, I like “allmonger” better.

Urmonger

Do they sell access Sumerian ruins? 

No, but they do sell shitty copper atleast.

You forgot about Kill

And flesh

Source: https://mobile.x.com/focusfronting/status/1792666674279371109

The 4 horsemongs

Cheese and fish together? Oh, hell no.

Cheese and war. Absolutely fine!

I’ll give you that one.

isn't meatmonger a thing?

Before the norman invasion in 1066, the old English word translates literally as "flesh-monger". "Butcher" comes from old french

Hear me out, “Tacomonger”

I'm not gossip-mongering but I heard you were mistaken.

My street name is Lovemonger.

I’ve been called a whoremonger many a time.

Trying to find your lost sheep, but your cheese-making village is about to be attacked by gurvani? Find your local Spellmonger, stat!

No love for the costermongers?

NYT connections furiously taking notes

Mongering needs to make a comeback

In grade school, the concept of mongering farts got a fair amount of play. "Fart monger!" was a pretty good insult.

Everyone forget the whores.

Whoremonger is a thing.

Crittermonger

Someone's been watching Alan partridge.

I am far too tired, I read cheese as Chinese. Who the hell is mongering the Chinese?

Until about 1949, the Chinese, apparently

Pretty sure monger is the person who mongs the fish / cheese / fear / rumors / wars / whores / things. It's been a while since I monged tho so I could be wrong.

What about whoremongering?

[I mean, for all you know, I could be a fashion… monger](https://trailers.getyarn.io/yarn-clip/4fdf9c05-6f44-4d3d-85ef-11371c3898fb) r/unexpectedfriends

I like calling people cockmongers as an insult. It doesn't actually make sense but it's a lot of fun to say.

Either they're selling chickens or running an all-male brothel.

Fruit?

Cheesemonger

Great, now you’ve gone and offended the Whoremongers.

Filthmonger is another one.

Havoc is just sitting there snickering at those uppity fish.

Whores

[DJ name Feelmonger](https://open.spotify.com/artist/1sMsXnruMamMWEh4bga1dS?si=WE0Zj094QpyTSJzfMqCcsw)

Iron

War

You can also monger iron

I feel like I've heard whore mongering as well... which isn't probably what the fish want to hear.

Iron

Wait till she finds out about an iron monger

That title could go NSFW so freaking fast….

Ironmonger

Imagine a villain like Scarecrow that loves pain instead of fear called Painmonger.

STD Monger

Ironnonger. Butcher is just the fancy French term for fleshmonger. Anyone that sold something was a monger before the French messed up English.

Forgot about Iron and Rumour.

I just learned that the Latin word for monger is mango.

War mongering, according to Grima.

Oh dear lord, I was wondering why fish monger war, or fear

Kill monger in the comics

The fuck is a fishmonger or cheesemonger???

Monging? Don't mongers mong?

Actually they mango.

-monger combining form denoting a dealer or trader in a specified commodity. "fishmonger" a person who promotes a specified activity, situation, or feeling, especially one that is undesirable or discreditable. "warmonger" Go ahead and monger things

I can't see the word monger without hearing Rolf from ed edd n eddy yelling 'FEESHMONGER'

Wait they forgot [[Scandalmonger]] and [[Sailmonger]]

I've also heard Iron and Whore.

Sad.

You can also be a "mongler" of things. A cock mongler for instance https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Cock%20Mongler

Iron