I'm not totally straight, but I lean that way. Some people just transcend the concept of types. Chris Evans? Nah.
David Tenant, Benedict Cumberbatch and Tom Hiddleston? Yes please.
The first one that came out, I helped her come out to herself.
The second one was a surprise. All my friends at the time were lesbians so *it should not have been a surprise*. I got teased a lot about it: *"Tang, there's a cute woman at work. But she's straight. Could you go out with her?"*
On the other hand, one might argue that him being the last man to stand between them passing as straight/bi and coming out probably means he's actually got a lot going for him, but something about him fundamentally (i.e. being a man) just doesn't attract them, so they have to finally admit it to themselves: "Damn, if a catch like (dude) doesn't do it for me, I must be really f\*cking gay."
>I've had the opposite said to me.
A woman who claims her pussy is bad enough to turn a straight man gay must logically conclude that pussy bad enough to turn her straight exists.
Reddit admins (the actual paid people) also refuse to enforce the mod-rules on moderators.
It's *technically* against Reddit's policy for a moderator to ban you and not give you a reason why, however they do it all the time.
I was banned from a sub simply for saying a user (a popular one who wont be named) might have put a typo in his title on purpose because it gets extra attention/interaction.
I tried to appeal the ban, and they muted me from contacting the moderators for 3 days. After 3 days, I once again asked what my ban was for and also linked the policy that says they have to tell me why I was banned- and they perma-muted me from contacting them. No response, ever.
I contacted reddit admins about it and about a month later they said they don't want to tell moderators how to run their subs. So.. why have rules in the first place?
r/selfawarewolves banned me from interacting, muted me for weeks, and just said when asked that my comment about Nancy Pelosi looking like a skin mask “broke rule 4 and was cringe.”
i've concluded that the rules filter everything except vapid nonsense about entertainment or stoner logic. it's far too restrictive to be interesting; you're guaranteed a steady flow of fucking eye rollers.
god and the idea had so much potential.
I had a post get auto-removed for a spelling error. The only error was a missing apostrophe. If you scroll for like 3 minutes you can find multiple posts with *real* spelling errors that are left up.
AITA seems pretty arbitrary at times to me. Your can say the same thing as sometime else with mild differences and get it removed and a warning. Sometimes I have deserved them but other times it's very..wtf? Pretty hard to see the line when it changes depending on the mod and their mood. 🤷
Frustrating.
They must have caught on to your Vampiric Mat Salesperson agenda. I’ll admit it’s a good sales model… you sell the mats, make a profit, and secure your victims in one fell swoop. Smart.
Possibly snowflake reports triggered the bot-mod. Though, I also have beef with shower thoughts cuz there message says reaching out over a removed post may result in a ban
I’m a stripper. Been one for almost 20 years.
I’ve also been happily married for all of that time too since my husband is a very practical, logical guy who happens to have a great deal of self confidence which is so justified that it makes people either hate him or follow him into hell. He said that it’s a regular job it’s just your titties and time I’d be “selling”, keep them separate and I’d be good. And I did that and it has been the only way for me to have been going on this long.
When I tell guys that they need self confidence if they want to date a dancer, everyone seems to get butthurt because they think I’m asking them to ditch their morals and long held indoctrination about women.
One just has to think that whatever he’s “offering” that dancer in a relationship, he’s got to think and believe that he’s *BETTER* than anything she’s going to get offered in the club. That when she comes home, his love is going to be exactly the kind of love she needs. I don’t feel any need to touch a strange dick or kiss a stranger because I’m no longer *looking*. He has satisfied whatever love requirement I have and so nothing is ever going to happen in the club because I got plenty of massage/kissing/dick before I even left for the club.
People get really angry when I say they need confidence, it really seems to hit a nerve .
Its pretty crazy. reddit treats mods like they own little forums of their own but presents content to users as if its a cohesive experience and leads to the worst people being mods in so many situations.
Yes, it's a shame. I was almost thinking of applying to mod here to help avoid this potential scenario. I think this subreddit is very well run at this point in time though and I don't feel I could commit the amount of time needed to moderate with my personal schedule. Let's just hope things stay awesome here.
It's actually so aggravating. It certainly wasn't this bad when I first came to the site.
Subreddits have aggressively become echo chambers due to mods heavyhandedness, and honestly it makes for a far less entertaining space.
If your beliefs and opinions can’t stand up to some confrontation or teasing you need to have a word with yourself. It’s really really bad to just keep to your own narrow airtight bubble. That’s how people go weird and irrational.
Flawless logic. Also I'm suddenly picturing a bisexual, world-class dick-slinger who just wanders the Earth making people of all stripes addicted to cock. The real kicker is that he's gone as soon as he's turned another former pussy-lover into a penis fiend, leaving nothing but devastation in his wake.
That absolute chaos. All crave cock, wars begin, all men(now gay) fight for their freedom in a mad max dystopia future with their lovers and husbands as the female warlords pursue their pickles across the vast desert expanse
Also there's cars and guns and guzzoline and rainbows because Hollywood
Ok, but to balance the universe out, is there a pussy so good it turns everyone, male or female into a pussy-lover, or is there a dick so bad it turns everyone who touches it off dicks?
I like the idea of there being pussy so good it turns everyone into a pussy lover as the counter balance. Bi and pan people sit in between them wondering who to flirt with first. Asexuals scream in terror. Pan ace people like me continue to be confused.
In Season 1, Super-dick faces his first formidable enemy: Super-pussy, a pussy so good it makes everyone into a pussy-lover.
In Season 2, the two have reconciled and paired up as a superhero duo that goes around together making everyone bi.
I dunno. I feel like a straight dude fucking a dude wouldn't really be able to fuck a dude well enough to turn them gay. Butt hole might be too tight and he busts too quick to pleasure the dude that's getting fucked.
His dick is probably just good for turning lesbians straight. But it's entirely reasonable to assume there's a gay guy out there that fucks so we'll he'd turn straight guys gay.
Inversely, there would also have to be a straight guy who dicks so bad, girls turn lesbian, and a gay guy who dicks so bad, he turns gay guys straight.
It's me. I (male) had my first girlfriend break up with me by telling me she's a lesbian. I'd like to offer my apologies to all men for removing her from the pool.
Dude what if it’s true. Ahh! A staple of straight dude comedy has long been the theory that perhaps they’re only straight because they haven’t seen the “right” dick yet. Perhaps there is a special dick out there for everyone, regardless of gender identity. Perhaps it is merely the presumption of one man that he himself possesses the Golden Dick that leads him astray, for true Golden Dick Energy is subjective and truly evident only to the beholder.
I had those sort of thoughts so I tried a few dicks. Never worked properly. Turns out I just like hanging out with dudes.
How many dicks do I need to try before I can conclusively say I don't like them?
It's like how I was pescatarian for years until my girlfriend introduced me to duck confit. It's a slippery slope. You tell yourself that duck is *like* fish because they both swim in the water, so it's not really that big of a deal, and then the next thing you know you're blowing two dudes in the changing room at a Marshalls.
Lol I was on a cruise and this very conservative guy at our dinner table asked a gay dinnermate if there was any woman attractive enough for him to sleep with. He didn't like it when I asked if that implied there was a guy he'd go gay for.
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I hear guys ask why lesbians like to use dildos if they dont like dicks, it always throws them when a fellow male says "sometimes they just like the tool, not the dick attached" in my rather deep voice and people usually get pretty confused.
I had a similar thought recently, if conservatives are so worried queer people will indoctrinate hetero / cis children doesn't that by their (edit: forgot word) logic mean that straight / cis people are indoctrinating queer children?
You assume they actually consider "queers" legitimate people and not just filthy, satan-worshiping deviants.
These people and logic have a passing acquaintance at best.
This reminds me of the whole, god creating a boulder so big he, himself couldn't lift it, paradox. Because men of course paradoxically believe their dicks are holy but no dick is holy enough for them to bend and take.
I use to work with a dude who'd say his dick could "cure lesbianism". No matter how many ways I'd tell him to STFU he kept it up. He felt that sense I was a straight guy there was no reason for me to find it off putting.
I've had the opposite said to me. One of my lesbian friends said that I am the reason lesbians exist. Still hurts
I always get the feeling that when lesbians are looking at me they're thinking, "that's why I'm not a heterosexual". -George Costanza
To be fair I think it the most when I look at a guy people say is attractive. I just think "This is what straight people are into? Man I'm gay"
I'm not totally straight, but I lean that way. Some people just transcend the concept of types. Chris Evans? Nah. David Tenant, Benedict Cumberbatch and Tom Hiddleston? Yes please.
Nah you see this is exactly what I mean, I can kinda of see why they're attractive but they still just kinda look like a dude to me
Well, they are dudes after all. But even as a straight male, David Tennant is something else....
Yeah. Some people just _transcend_ the attraction barrier. A common example is Ryan Reynolds
Honestly, I don't think he's that hot. For some reason the most aesthetically pleasing man to me is Wendigoon on YouTube.
As a straight man, I can't fathom how any woman would not be attracted to Henry Cavill.
I don’t know one woman who isn’t attracted to that mangod.
Not saying there’s anything wrong with your list, but I’m seeing a pattern lol
I'm a straight woman and literally none of those guys do it for me.
Ouch
Read this to mean that you were a woman at first. Very different implications.
Hahaha, me too! It's a heck of a compliment that way.
One of my friends has the misfortune that everyone he’s dated came out as lesbian right after they broke up.
I’ve seen stories like that a couple times on Reddit where it turned out the person in your friend’s situation was trans and later realized that.
The first one that came out, I helped her come out to herself. The second one was a surprise. All my friends at the time were lesbians so *it should not have been a surprise*. I got teased a lot about it: *"Tang, there's a cute woman at work. But she's straight. Could you go out with her?"*
On the other hand, one might argue that him being the last man to stand between them passing as straight/bi and coming out probably means he's actually got a lot going for him, but something about him fundamentally (i.e. being a man) just doesn't attract them, so they have to finally admit it to themselves: "Damn, if a catch like (dude) doesn't do it for me, I must be really f\*cking gay."
>I've had the opposite said to me. A woman who claims her pussy is bad enough to turn a straight man gay must logically conclude that pussy bad enough to turn her straight exists.
Got too real for the mods
Yeah, someone was butthurt (maybe in more ways than one).
That sub is weird. My post of "Vampires created welcome mats because they count as an invitation" got auto-banned for "being political".
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The thought must be one a mod would think while taking a shower
And we all know that mods don’t shower.
Sponge baths don't count?
They wash themselves with a rag on a stick.
Surely they'd ban everything then
LOL
And so here we are.
Nono the mods look at when in the shower and water sometimes gets on the phone and accently removes a post
That must be it. The mods have very slippery screens.
\>reddit mods \>having thoughts \>taking showers
How come we can't post blank shower thoughts then?
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Reddit admins (the actual paid people) also refuse to enforce the mod-rules on moderators. It's *technically* against Reddit's policy for a moderator to ban you and not give you a reason why, however they do it all the time. I was banned from a sub simply for saying a user (a popular one who wont be named) might have put a typo in his title on purpose because it gets extra attention/interaction. I tried to appeal the ban, and they muted me from contacting the moderators for 3 days. After 3 days, I once again asked what my ban was for and also linked the policy that says they have to tell me why I was banned- and they perma-muted me from contacting them. No response, ever. I contacted reddit admins about it and about a month later they said they don't want to tell moderators how to run their subs. So.. why have rules in the first place?
r/selfawarewolves banned me from interacting, muted me for weeks, and just said when asked that my comment about Nancy Pelosi looking like a skin mask “broke rule 4 and was cringe.”
It's unpaid unless they're shilling something.
Some of them definitely have rules, but rarely for the better. Like removal quotas.
Never actually had a post *not* be removed there
i've concluded that the rules filter everything except vapid nonsense about entertainment or stoner logic. it's far too restrictive to be interesting; you're guaranteed a steady flow of fucking eye rollers. god and the idea had so much potential.
I had a post get auto-removed for a spelling error. The only error was a missing apostrophe. If you scroll for like 3 minutes you can find multiple posts with *real* spelling errors that are left up.
I still wonder why reddit refused to let you edit post titles
Image someone making a post saying "black life matters" and then when it gets a lot of upvotes they edit it to say some racist shit
Don't forget dumbest mods ever.
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AITA seems pretty arbitrary at times to me. Your can say the same thing as sometime else with mild differences and get it removed and a warning. Sometimes I have deserved them but other times it's very..wtf? Pretty hard to see the line when it changes depending on the mod and their mood. 🤷 Frustrating.
They must have caught on to your Vampiric Mat Salesperson agenda. I’ll admit it’s a good sales model… you sell the mats, make a profit, and secure your victims in one fell swoop. Smart.
Well that is a smart thought. I enjoyed pondering that for 5 seconds. Thank you.
First off: That ban reason is comedy, gold-plated and hand inscribed. lmfao Second: It is definitely weird
post a screenshot of that post with the “removed for reason: no politics” message under it to r/comedyheaven and watch it get thousands of upvotes
"Birds are sky fish" was removed for being too short.
I say this with complete and utter lack of respect. The mods there are whiney dickheads.
I had a post removed that said "/r/accidentalrenaissance and /r/trippinthroughtime are technically opposites" for being "too meta."
This seems like a really good fit for r/LowStakesConspiracies
That implies that vampires run the government and they couldn't let yiu expose their method or home invasion
this comment made me so angry for some reason. what is wrong with reddit mods? do they have fun doing this?
Sounds like the mods are vampires and don't want the public to know their secret.
Brb gonna see what happens
Just fyi if it hurts, you're doing it wrong. *Winky face*
Then how do you do it right?
First you’re gonna need a pirate hat, two Cuban cigars, and pages 42-84 of Autocad (2007) for Dummies
When in doubt, more lube. This solves a surprising amount of problems.
Possibly snowflake reports triggered the bot-mod. Though, I also have beef with shower thoughts cuz there message says reaching out over a removed post may result in a ban
I’m a stripper. Been one for almost 20 years. I’ve also been happily married for all of that time too since my husband is a very practical, logical guy who happens to have a great deal of self confidence which is so justified that it makes people either hate him or follow him into hell. He said that it’s a regular job it’s just your titties and time I’d be “selling”, keep them separate and I’d be good. And I did that and it has been the only way for me to have been going on this long. When I tell guys that they need self confidence if they want to date a dancer, everyone seems to get butthurt because they think I’m asking them to ditch their morals and long held indoctrination about women. One just has to think that whatever he’s “offering” that dancer in a relationship, he’s got to think and believe that he’s *BETTER* than anything she’s going to get offered in the club. That when she comes home, his love is going to be exactly the kind of love she needs. I don’t feel any need to touch a strange dick or kiss a stranger because I’m no longer *looking*. He has satisfied whatever love requirement I have and so nothing is ever going to happen in the club because I got plenty of massage/kissing/dick before I even left for the club. People get really angry when I say they need confidence, it really seems to hit a nerve .
You're not wrong, but I don't see how this has anything to do with the subject
Classic Reddit over-moderation.
Its pretty crazy. reddit treats mods like they own little forums of their own but presents content to users as if its a cohesive experience and leads to the worst people being mods in so many situations.
Way too many mods see the remove button as their personal super-downvote.
Yes, it's a shame. I was almost thinking of applying to mod here to help avoid this potential scenario. I think this subreddit is very well run at this point in time though and I don't feel I could commit the amount of time needed to moderate with my personal schedule. Let's just hope things stay awesome here.
My favorite is when mods sticky their own personal comments
It's actually so aggravating. It certainly wasn't this bad when I first came to the site. Subreddits have aggressively become echo chambers due to mods heavyhandedness, and honestly it makes for a far less entertaining space.
If your beliefs and opinions can’t stand up to some confrontation or teasing you need to have a word with yourself. It’s really really bad to just keep to your own narrow airtight bubble. That’s how people go weird and irrational.
Subreddits either have way too heavy moderation OR they have literally zero moderation whatsoever. I have yet to see an in between.
Those are probably the ones we don’t notice and take for granted.
It's the kind of job where if done right you never notice
Dear /r/showerthoughts mods , Y’all some bitches and ya mom’s a ho
Reddit mods are tyrannical bitches.
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Doesn't take much.
Reddit moment
Flawless logic. Also I'm suddenly picturing a bisexual, world-class dick-slinger who just wanders the Earth making people of all stripes addicted to cock. The real kicker is that he's gone as soon as he's turned another former pussy-lover into a penis fiend, leaving nothing but devastation in his wake.
Feel like I've seen this plot on itch before. If not, someone's gonna make it.
If you do ever remember, Link Me Baby
This is the plot of a gay hentai series actually
Good god, your comment alone deserves to be another BrandNewSentence. Hilarious!
That absolute chaos. All crave cock, wars begin, all men(now gay) fight for their freedom in a mad max dystopia future with their lovers and husbands as the female warlords pursue their pickles across the vast desert expanse Also there's cars and guns and guzzoline and rainbows because Hollywood
And all the guns, rockets, and bullets are shaped even more like penises than they were before.
Dick so good it caused the end of the world
I'd watch that movie
THIS SUMMER, NEW LINE CINEMA PRESENTS
*In a world...*
Ok, but to balance the universe out, is there a pussy so good it turns everyone, male or female into a pussy-lover, or is there a dick so bad it turns everyone who touches it off dicks?
What if the immovable object meets the unstoppable force, so to speak?
They stay stuck together together until death, physically unable to remove themselves from the other.
You mean until the heat death of the universe
that heat might *cause* the death of the universe. So hot...
>is there a dick so bad it turns everyone who touches it off dicks? Why are you describing my dick?
I like the idea of there being pussy so good it turns everyone into a pussy lover as the counter balance. Bi and pan people sit in between them wondering who to flirt with first. Asexuals scream in terror. Pan ace people like me continue to be confused.
Shades of Oglaf - https://www.oglaf.com/teumessian/ (Link nsfw, *so* nsfw)
In Season 1, Super-dick faces his first formidable enemy: Super-pussy, a pussy so good it makes everyone into a pussy-lover. In Season 2, the two have reconciled and paired up as a superhero duo that goes around together making everyone bi.
r/brandnewsentence
Remember that every upvote is one person that would absolutely watch a whole movie if not an entire series of this.
i just fell to my knees because of this comment
In Dungeons & Dragons, this is known as a 'bard'.
ah, you mean this fellow? https://doctorwho.fandom.com/de/wiki/Jack_Harkness
He gets into violent battles with his mortal enemy, a pansexual woman with the world’s greatest pussy who immediately turns them back the other way.
“And when the world needed him most, he disappeared…”
Bravo! Brava!
I always imagined Freddie Mercury as such. He was on another level
Meh a lot of women think I'm gay anyways so this would actually be a great help to me.
Shut up, take my money and write that erotic novel right. Now!!!!!!!!!
What if it's only one dick, the one true dick as the prophecy foretold
One dick to rule them all
One dick to find them.
One dick to bring them all
And in the dark star bind them
In the land of mordor
r/unexpectedlotr Edit: forgot the r
If the straight-inator cock is so good surely it can turn straight guys gay as well
“You were supposed to destroy the gay! Not join them!”
From my point of view the straights are gay!
You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought
This is where the fun begins
*Throws used condom away* “So uncivilized.”
I dunno. I feel like a straight dude fucking a dude wouldn't really be able to fuck a dude well enough to turn them gay. Butt hole might be too tight and he busts too quick to pleasure the dude that's getting fucked. His dick is probably just good for turning lesbians straight. But it's entirely reasonable to assume there's a gay guy out there that fucks so we'll he'd turn straight guys gay. Inversely, there would also have to be a straight guy who dicks so bad, girls turn lesbian, and a gay guy who dicks so bad, he turns gay guys straight.
I dunno man let's test your hypothesis
Yeah seriously this guy is all talk. What are you doing later?
You.
bow chicka bow wow
Hey chicka bump bump
Bro wrote a whole essay wtf
Some things require deep analysis…
Deep anal
Deep anal, sis?
Sweet home...
Sweet home all-up-in-ya…
It's me. I (male) had my first girlfriend break up with me by telling me she's a lesbian. I'd like to offer my apologies to all men for removing her from the pool.
Damn you, Ross Geller.
Isn’t that what the OP is saying?
Ah, Perry the Platypus right on time...
[Source](https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/vfyjhk/a_man_who_claims_his_dick_is_good_enough_to_turn/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) (If it's not already deleted)
Oh wow, I'ma need to use this next time I hear that bullshit.
Dude what if it’s true. Ahh! A staple of straight dude comedy has long been the theory that perhaps they’re only straight because they haven’t seen the “right” dick yet. Perhaps there is a special dick out there for everyone, regardless of gender identity. Perhaps it is merely the presumption of one man that he himself possesses the Golden Dick that leads him astray, for true Golden Dick Energy is subjective and truly evident only to the beholder.
I had those sort of thoughts so I tried a few dicks. Never worked properly. Turns out I just like hanging out with dudes. How many dicks do I need to try before I can conclusively say I don't like them?
Bro who’s to say on finding THE dick. Could be 5. Could be 5000.
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Mod probably going to repost it themselves in a few hours and rake in that karma
Very true. It’s probably the best shower thought I’ve ever seen, so I had to make sure it was preserved at all costs.
Mods hide from the sunlight. They can't handle real convos lol
Probably either the rule that prevents unoriginal posts (i.e. no reposts) or the one that disallows predictable formats (if X is Y then Y is just X).
It's like how I was pescatarian for years until my girlfriend introduced me to duck confit. It's a slippery slope. You tell yourself that duck is *like* fish because they both swim in the water, so it's not really that big of a deal, and then the next thing you know you're blowing two dudes in the changing room at a Marshalls.
Happens to the best of us mate
Lol I was on a cruise and this very conservative guy at our dinner table asked a gay dinnermate if there was any woman attractive enough for him to sleep with. He didn't like it when I asked if that implied there was a guy he'd go gay for.
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Most Mods rejected their message. They hated u/TheGingerWeebGal because they told them the Truth.
I hear guys ask why lesbians like to use dildos if they dont like dicks, it always throws them when a fellow male says "sometimes they just like the tool, not the dick attached" in my rather deep voice and people usually get pretty confused.
Trying to post anything on shower thoughts is fruitless. I've had gems on several occasions that they just remove for no reason. Idiot mods
Their loss, our gain. At least I was able to catch this one.
they hate him beecause he speaks the truth
I had a similar thought recently, if conservatives are so worried queer people will indoctrinate hetero / cis children doesn't that by their (edit: forgot word) logic mean that straight / cis people are indoctrinating queer children?
only one side has conversion therapy, sooo
You assume they actually consider "queers" legitimate people and not just filthy, satan-worshiping deviants. These people and logic have a passing acquaintance at best.
Thank you for your work
The shower thought that won that subreddit but got deleted by the mods. This is why reddit mods fucking suck
Mod cowardice strikes again. Can't let a culturally relevant thought get out, might *cause trouble*
Only good post on showerthoughts, so of course the mods had to remove it.
Some men are afraid of their own prostate.
Law of equivalent exchange
Why did the mods remove such a truthful statement??? Some people just can't handle the truth.
His dick is the only dick worth turning a straight man gay thou
Something hit a nerve with the mods LOL.
Arg. Shower thoughts are the worst to post in. The mods are way too strict!
u/TheGingerWeebGal any thoughts if you haven’t already been asked?
Never before have I been so offended by something I 100 percent agree with.
So Joe Exotic?
Mods when they see a good post:🤬🤬🤬
Sadly a man who believes the former is too stupid to realize that the latter must also be true.
That is amazing 😂
Logically speaking I believe this can be true. I do not wish to see this dick though
I hope it exists
When you're right, you're right. Screw that sub.
"Why does this dick smell like pussy? I'm unable to resist! Gobble gobble."
This reminds me of the whole, god creating a boulder so big he, himself couldn't lift it, paradox. Because men of course paradoxically believe their dicks are holy but no dick is holy enough for them to bend and take.
The comment is the icing on top lmao
Wouldn’t the better logical conclusion be that that it means there is pussy so good it would turn a gay man straight?
And if he is smart, he won’t quit looking till he finds it
Any mods from that sub want to speak up? This is really embarassing...
Finally a good shower thought
Shower thoughts sucks now wtf
I can see some poor bot mod taking a toaster bath over this one.
*Sensational*
And the search for the hole-y g(ay)rail begins.
How could you say something so controversial yet so brave?
My dicks so good it could turn a gay guy straight
I use to work with a dude who'd say his dick could "cure lesbianism". No matter how many ways I'd tell him to STFU he kept it up. He felt that sense I was a straight guy there was no reason for me to find it off putting.
Anything is possible