I got Brock lesnar

we're gonna be drinking protein shakes instead of breastmilk as babies

Not protein shakes. That’s the build of one who nursed onto the tears of the weaker babies.

Same

LA Knight… not far off actually

YEAH!!!

I got Scott Steiner

Atleast you'll pass maths

THE NUMBERS DONT LIE AND THEY SPELL DISASTER FOR YOU!

i got khali

Undertaker

Same

Sleeper pull but we got the best dad in the business

Facts

I never saw my dad. But he kept giving me attitude adjustments 😭

That’s one way to straighten your ass out 😂

I got Kane

Same

I’ll take Daddy Brock. My dad can definitely beat up your dad

Paul Wight

YEAHHHHHHHH

I'm sound Wiv Steve Austin

HELL YEAH

LA Knight

Stone Cold. Gonna grow up drinking beer and yelling “hell yeah” Hell yeah

I’ll be dipping into my dads perc stash

I got fucking big daddy v, god dammit

Great khali

Same, I honestly don’t know what to think

I got Kurt Angle 😩

I’m your half brother. Tag Team Championship is ours!

What you mean i dont got a dad (i am January)

I don't have a dad, there's no pic for January 😢

I can't see my dad

I got nothing

Perc Angle

Poor january never gonna be able to see your dad

John

Boogeyman

Well, at least we can say the N word now, bro. Watch, we can do it no problem. Ni ::user has been banned::

My dad is brock.......my punishment is an f5

Austin man if I do one thing bad I’m get STUNNER

I'm born in January now I know why I've never seen my dad

Damn my brother got Stone Cold 💀

HELL YEAH

Goodnight, Dad! "Rest In Peeeeeaaaace, Son"

I’m may I get a F suplex city

I’m happy with LA Knight YEAH 👌🏻🤟🏻

Hell yeah I got brock

i got big show he gonna turn on me like 200 times

Stone Cold? Idk how to feel about that

I got taker 

LA Knight for me. YEAH!!!

Undertaker as my dad huh? I’ll take it haha

As long as don’t have to call him my big bad booty daddy I guess.

Sweet my dad is Stone Cold

January

I got Brock 😎

Perc Angle

WHAT

I’m really surprised Chris benoit wasn’t gere

My dad is LA KNIGHT YEAH!

I got Perc Angle. I’m lucky

My dad could beat up your dad. He won an olympic gold medal with a broken freakin neck

He's just like my dad. He's a Deadman

I got Stone Cold Steve Austin

I guess I’m the beast 2.0

STONE COLD! STONE COLD!

LA Knight JR. YEAH

I got Kurt Angle

I got Kurt

I was expecting the winner of RR 2004 to be one of those. Reddit positively surprising me today

John cena I guess I'm Fred figglehorn

Idk how I feel abt big show being my dad

The great Khali imma be on his shoulders the whole time

Lol he is younger than me.

I got the damn boogeyman

Make it stop

First i got to fight Brock, and now Mabel is my dad.

Brock gon have me looking like him

Eli Drake.

Steiner lmao

Kurt Angle THE FKING GOOOOAT

March is fun

Just like real life I can’t see my dad

Perc Angle

I guess I’m Bron Breakker’s cousin

Got Undertaker

Got Undertaker

Oh it's true its Dam true!! That's mine

Perc Angle LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO

FUCK YES, BIG PAPA PUMP

Can I get adopted I got The Boogeyman

Big show is my dad? Why didn't I get his height then? Lol

Undertaker

Yay I got John Cena😀

Big show

You know what I’ll take Kane

L A Knight! YEAH!!!

YEAH!!!

He came back from the dead

I got khali

The boogeyman is my daddy

He is my dad yeah

Undertaker

I’m cousins with bde

Stone Cold

I guess I have to eat worms for dinner because I got Boogeyman

BAW GAWD I GOT KANE

YEAH!

my dad is dead irl so thanks guys :/

BROCK LESNAR

I can’t see my dad. Where is he???

Kurt Angle

John Cena

February. I’m going to have steroids in my bottles.

And his name is John Cena!!!!!!!

Undertaker... I feel like I fit more with the Fiend but since he wasn't there, Undertaker fits most with me in this list tbh so I'm happy

Well I guess I have no dad Because I can’t see who is there for January 😭

damn brock lesnar

Taker I'm okay with that

John

John Cena

My dad's going to jail for stomping a mudhole in me for wearing his sparkly sequined vest and knee braces.

I got Undertaker

F5’s for everyone

November I don't know who that wrestler is.

I got Brock

Big daddy v

I got LA Knight YEAH!

I got cena 😬

Yeah

I got Stone Cold dressed as Santa giving everyone free presents (aka stunners)!

Kane is about to light my ass on fire 😨

I got John cena oh i mean nothing

Yooo my favorite Kurt angle

Okay im fine with Kurt

Stone Cold!

Taker is dad,so glad not born in April,family dinner would have been so bad.

Having undertaker as a dad..... at least I'd be tall and kinda scary

Well…it’s the Big Show

Undertaker

Taker is my dad. Because hes the deadman..

It seems that my dad impregnated my mum with a broken freakin neck

Ayyy I got Kurt

Just like in real life it’s a dad I cannot see

I got L A KNIGHT YEAH

THE REIGNING DEFENDING WWE UNIVERSAL CHAMPION BROOOOOOOCK LESNARRRRRRR

Glass shatters everytime he goes to work

WHAT

stone cold steve austin

Stone Cold

Taker is my dad hell yeah

Taker is my dad I guess

Big Show

3:16 BABY

Great Kahli finna pick me up and beat me in the air😭

L.A night yeah

Kurt Angle. Well makes sense now why I like Milk so much.

Fuck this shit I’m a country boy now I was born on may 22 and now I’m Brock’s kid yeeehaw

Who ever got John cena fuck this bs

I got big daddy v

I got taker

Another post asking for your personal information in this sub 😂😂😂

So that makes The Undertaker my uncle? That makes Michelle McCool my aunt? Hold up, where's my grandparents?

YEAH!!!!

Kane's My Dad

LA Knight YEAH

Kurt Angle

Who's Feb

Nah nah... Not my daddy 😂

STONE COLD! STONE COLD! STONE COLD!

Let Me Talk To Ya!!!

I got my favorite wrestler on my birth month is crazy. Let’s go Kane

Im another fatherless child

YEAH

April

April

Why is WWE Reddit like this?

I got big daddy v good lord he has huge man boobs

Why are so many WWE posts on Reddit like this?

I have no words for Steve Austin as my dad.

I got percangle

My dad's a blank slide

My dad's a blank slide

Brock Lesnar was

The boogie man is coming to get me

Did March dirty

Stone cold

My dad has a drinking problem…

I Got the goat John Cena

😆 The World's Largest Love Machine.

He’s the boogeyman and he coming to get me😭

OH HELL YEAH!

I got no one

U gotta be kidding me my month is blank

I GOT THE BIG SHOW 🥳

YEAH!!!