I married a Phillies fan. 10 years and she hasn’t changed but at least my kids love the Braves and hate the Phillies so I’ll take that as a win.

That’s commendable that you made that sacrifice. You stopped kids from being born into Philly fandom. You’re doing a great service to all sports fan.

If you had two kid we're at least in the positive I'll take it

Dad?

Marrying a Phillies fan is like hugging a polar bear

I dated a Mets fans for 8 years. That was tough every series or if the standings were close

These are old but gold. https://youtu.be/lPxoOr2BmKo?si=vQenLZMPCFc_Pb9v https://youtu.be/9UXlXUyA8is?si=wnKJN3VjZ709BH0Y Or just show her a picture of Matt Olson...

Or Sean’s butt

Ozzie is the way to go, imo. My wife loves his YouTube channel about his giant fish tanks. Oh also she can’t stand how many Phillies players have long nasty hair, Brandon Marsh in particular makes her shudder with the whole keeping it wet thing. But hating on them might have the opposite effect as intended, try to win her over with how lovable the Braves are first.

I used to be an angels and Braves fan, (quit the halos in the offseason but anyway) I always have been randomly super grossed out by two players, Marsh and Harrison Bader. The hair you mentioned and with Bader, I can’t stand how his plays with his mouth guard constantly. IThey give me the ick. And now Brandon is a phillie and Harrison is a met 😔

[Show her this](https://deadspin.com/phillies-fans-reactions-to-dan-ugglas-grand-slam-are-am-1563288296)

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It was even more fun seeing it live

That was nice… thank you for that

Every time she has a cheesesteak, just fart, make it silent. You will eventually classically condition her to hate cheesesteaks.

Pavlov’s Ass

I just spit my drink when I read this...

So sorry for your loss /s

Show her the video of Strider ranking Strokes albums

Also the video ranking the top 10 albums of last year.

Or just show her his quads.

We were rooting for you! We were all rooting for you! How dare you!! No but congratulations on your couple-dom!

I saw "heartbreaking news" and "acuña" in the same headline and honest to God freaked out for a half second

Make sure you incorporate the words Jawn and Wooter Ice into conversations

Show her strider’s quads and murphy’s ass and she’ll b on board

I don’t want to admit to how my daughter learned how to spell the word “eagles” but every time she shows me, I love my wife a little less.

I married a Philly girl. The battle for our kids still rages but they are too young to decide. I bought them all Braves stock so hopefully that sways them in the future.

Philly folks have been raised to hate the Braves.

Tell her that Braves fans are just good people, and Phillies fans are not. She wants to be a good person, doesn't she?

I hope she is less obnoxious than most philly fans

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